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Former James Bond actor, Roger Moore, at a book signing. He is 81 years old. You should not be fake tanning at 81!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 5:35 pm / Email this »

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79 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”

princesanicoya says – reply to this

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just cuz you're 81 doesn't mean u don't wanna look good!

Go on w/your bad ass Roger doger!
princesanicoya says – reply to this

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first bitches!!
snowbright says – reply to this

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Hahahahah!
kinidi says – reply to this

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maybe his head just gets more light than his hands
Narcissus says – reply to this

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LOL!!! He looks liike an old ass Oompah Loompah. I bet there is orange build up in the creases of his face. I bet if he pulled his face back, he would look like a fuckin Tiger. hahahahaha
Major Dude says – reply to this

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that look SCREAMS "Perez just put his finger in my pooper"
(and I liked it)
fallon carrington says – reply to this

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And you should be laying off the carbs, but no one's really saying much to you, stank-ass!
He's eighty fucking one; if he wants to fake-bake or do whatever, then so be it…
Eva says – reply to this

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He stole my school prefect tie!
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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At least he wore the goggles!
CocoHanna says – reply to this

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Roger Moore was the best Bond!
Jessica M. says – reply to this

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whatever, hes old, he can do whatever he wants!

and how is this offending?
TwoGoofballs says – reply to this

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Whatever. That other old guy does.
uncle eldon says – reply to this

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ROGER IS HELL BENT FOR LEATHER!
Justin Asshole says – reply to this

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git in your coffin!
lefty lady stands with President Obama says – reply to this

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Wow. Moore was better than Connery. That's right; I went there.
SookieStackhouse says – reply to this

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what are you talking about??? THAT IS SO NATURAL. lolz.
ashbert13 says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE MILTON from OFFICE SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
auntheater says – reply to this

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Scary!
CreativeOne says – reply to this

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I think he looks really good. Everyone should hope to look that great at 81. Stop hating on an excellent actor with a long history of good deeds and commitment to the community.
Megamus says – reply to this

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Sweet Jesus.
Major Dude says – reply to this

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Re: lefty lady stands with President Obama – oh no you did not girlfriend! nobody, I mean NOBODY beats Sean Connery! now, I'm offended and will seek out a restaurant to boycott. or try to put my finger in Connery's dupa. IN ANY EVENT, I just liked saying 'oh no you did not girlfriend" I feel so alive now!
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: CocoHanna – he was!!!.moonraker…spy who loved me….classics
Theo says – reply to this

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The man is 81 give him a break. He was gorgous once.
zandie says – reply to this

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wow i have a love seat that exact same color. hello nagahide
Gossiplovah says – reply to this

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Looks good for 81. I'd do him… Okay,..not really..(or would I?)
Honeypott310 says – reply to this

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Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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OMG!!!
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I THOUGHT IT WAS JAMES LIPTON FROM "INSIDE THE ACTORS' STUDIO!"
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justtfax says – reply to this

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he's is 81-let him do what he wants along as it does not hurt anyone else. . for someone who is questionable in the looks department, you have a lot of nerve
A. in Montreal says – reply to this

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Dude, if you live that long you should be able to do whatever you want
You like my face? says – reply to this

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I'd have him all to myself
Taltos_Love says – reply to this

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damn ouch!
Fortygot says – reply to this

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Hey, at his age, that could be genuine leather
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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He's moved on to Sea Bond & Gold Bond!
Maxwells says – reply to this

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that is not fake tan
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Re: You like my face? – You're purdy.
Enigmatt says – reply to this

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Shame he forgot to do his hands :S Not very suave…
shomakhang says – reply to this

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memo: don't forget to spray your hands next time!
julzie493 says – reply to this

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hhahaahha its cute that he wants to be a tan old man!
Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this

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He may look a bit burned, but George Hamilton looks 10 times worse.
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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OMG……………………… WTF, bronzer much, look at his hands they are pasty white. WOW I would not have known who it was without Perez telling me
Wrenn says – reply to this

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You don't look that good now FATASS!!!! Where do you get off thinking you look so much better than some people?? You are at the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to looks. You're just gross to look at!!!
LizzyP says – reply to this

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He forgot to spray his hands! Dumb ass!
Zombdra says – reply to this

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looks like a strip of beef jerky
M3chick says – reply to this

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WTF??? He looks like an old Oompa Loompa.
Drinkinda says – reply to this

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Really this is Roger Moore?! I used to think he was a pretty hot James Bond, not a Sean Connery, but easy enough on the eyes. Please no more fake 'n bakes!
cock sucker says – reply to this

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crepe@creep.com
pretty_licious says – reply to this

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Re: Narcissus – lmao!! good one!!
myxchemxromance says – reply to this

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eeeeewwwwww wtf is that a human?
i8carrotcake says – reply to this

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HAHAHA. oh dear…
waterlily79 says – reply to this

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I think he looks pretty good! Perez I know you are famous for it but wow you are REALLY a self- absorbed asshole! I'm sure this reverts back to you're childhood, being teased , for being, fat, gay latino etc. I used to adore you, but I just don't anymore, I still enjoy your site for the most part, however you and I are the same age, I think it's time you grew up!!!!!!
krys1234 says – reply to this

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im not offended
Mistress says – reply to this

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I would still give Sean Connery a go to this day - but Rodger Dodger just lost my vote - ewwwww creepy.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Roger Moore strikes me as a class act, regardless of the poor lighting. Maybe he was gardening English roses with gloves on. Who knows. IMHO, he's done more than most of us can hope to.
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: shomakhang – Bond is secretly gay, like you. heheheeewwwwwwwu
Re: Leona$ Gho$t – Hi Sweet Bitchtress. I love your hair.
Neteret says – reply to this

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He looks a bit mummified.
MP says – reply to this

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And if you do fake tan, make your hands match your face.
Nena Gee says – reply to this

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At 81 years old he can do whatever he wants. God Bless.
lamar9330 says – reply to this

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didn't he die today?
iheartjohnny says – reply to this

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Re: CreativeOne – i am with you cause he definitely does a lot of good things.. he is a humanitarian .. a wonderful man.
AVA, ADORE says – reply to this

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shot
Girlypeekaboo says – reply to this

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So what! Let him do what he wants
rinalicious says – reply to this

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wouldnt have been so bad had they not put so much freaking make up on him..I dont think that is tanner..good god! or at least put make up on his hands too! poor grandpa! he would have looked soooo much better and normal without it. No one expects an 81 year old to look like a cabana boy!
----Beam--Me--Up--Snottie---- says – reply to this

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Do you think that is the ONLY thing FAKE?
whatevs... says – reply to this

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I agree. He's 81 and a Bond. He can do whatever he fuckin' wants.
Fagalicious says – reply to this

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I interviewed Mr Moore last year at a Bond event and let me tell you - he aint the brightest pea in the pod! and that skin! Flaken cake and all!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dlight says – reply to this

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roger is a joke always has been… killed james bond for me for a decade
ldyzmb says – reply to this

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roger is the best bond ever
The truth speaks so shut up and listen! says – reply to this

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I think that he looks VERY good for 81. Hardly any wrinkles. Gordon Ramsey is 42 (half his age) and looks twice as old as Roger! Lay off old people Perez…your mom's old ain't she? Keep spraying the orange stuff Roger: just don't forget your buttocks!
Toonkinstein says – reply to this

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Roger Moore…and his hands are white as snow….
starleah says – reply to this

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I think that's makeup…not fake bake
EmilyMackett says – reply to this

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He's been tangoed!

No offence to him though, he's a legend!
Skeenage says – reply to this

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He's hotter than you 30 year old ass. Yeah I'd rather hit that than you!!!
sugarcookie says – reply to this

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omg…he looks like a piece of old worn out luggage…ew.
Bratzworld TV says – reply to this

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Aww its cute he wants to stay hottish looking. Not his fault humans are so badly designed we can't even last more than 90- 100 years. Go for it Bond, do not go gently into age rock the tan rock the attitude!
Socks'N'Crocs says – reply to this

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Awww
The sexiest Bond!
So shameful!
buggeroff says – reply to this

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Re: fallon carrington – lol!
Hibo says – reply to this

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holy shit
Melissa x says – reply to this

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SUNBEDSSSSSSSS.COMMM
angelou114 says – reply to this

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i think he looks like a babe. best bond for sure.