saMAN the Sugarmomma

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Lindsay Lohan's career is in the shitbox, but luckily for her, work for lady love saMAN Ronson keeps pouring in! Being associated with the thrice rehab-ed wackstress is good for the DJ!

Bihan and saMAN are expected in London this week for Man's DJ-ing tour.

Does DJ-ing pay saMAN well enough to support the 2 of them over the long-term?

Cigarettes are expensive!

And, according to reports, saMAN is planning on introducing Bihan to her London-based family members during this latest trip across the pond.

Fun, fun!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:49 pm / Email this  »

    48 comments to “saMAN the Sugarmomma”



    1. 1

      They are both so dirty looking….ick!



    2. 2

      i love these dykes



    3. 3

      *FUK*
      IT MUST REALLY SUCK TO BE COVERED IN FRECKLES….



    4. 4

      wooo hooo ! !
      sugar mama
      i want one of those
      where do i buy one?



    5. 5

      Sam is gross!!!



    6. 6

      Sam is a little boy….she must have a huge tongue



    7. 7

      …diet A&W rootbeer. Talk about product placement. "Put A Little Sun" in your cup…



    8. 8

      Don't batteries for the dildos.



    9. 9

      BOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGG!



    10. 10

      I normally would want to watch but these two are disgusting. I'm not feeling the lady love on this one.



    11. 11

      It's only a matter of time before Linds gets dickmatized and Saman will be gone like a fart in the wind. This girl ain't no lesbian.



    12. 12

      she gets a lot more mag coverage, press coverage, and film opps than a lot of other actresses out there, so i wouldn't exactly say her career is crud.



    13. 13

      Re: karencarpenter – "Love, look at the two of us…strangers in many ways….." Bawaaaaaaaa



    14. 14

      freckles equal soft skin… I want to be Sam's tongue, but only AFTER a hot douching…
      signed
      usually want to be Ellen's tongue, but freckles are HAWT!



    15. 15

      sorry, got confused, thought I was on the Juliette Lewis site, nevermind.



    16. 16

      what is she wearing?
      ewwwww.



    17. 17

      i fucking love her freckles.shes hot
      yummy :)



    18. 18

      If she would just come out and try and be a bit nicer perhaps people would like her. I personally do not.



    19. 19

      Re: _Alice_ – can I watch you watch?



    20. 20

      Lets see what will happene outside Chinawhite tomorrow night.Already there were big number of paps in the airport.What laughs.Latest rumors says over 300000 a month Perry.

    21. D-Bag says – reply to this


      21

      Who fucking cares about these two dumb cunts? Lindsay had her chance and she blew it. Her career is over. Move onto another celeb Perez…unless she relapses and drowns in a pool of her own, pathetic vomit, I don't wanna hear about her or her shitty family.



    22. 22

      Re: Major Dude – Of course.



    23. 23

      Re: _Alice_ – trying to catch up here……"ball-gagged and face down"??…….you got some splainin" to do missy



    24. 24

      LINDSAY LOHAN CAN LIVE COMFORTABLY OFF THE RESIDUALS OF PARENT TRAP
      ALONE….



    25. 25

      SaMan, the man-hater, is soooo FUGLY!! Her hunchback, scumbag look is nauseating. If Lindsay is going to get on the man hater bus, at least get on it with an attractive co-man hater! Seriously, she has totally brainwashed this vulnerable mess of a girl……Lindsay need intervention, her addictive and co-dependant personality is such an easy target for a manipulative man hater, like SaMan, the hunchbacked fugly man-hater.



    26. 26

      LINDSAY LOHAN CAN LIVE COMFORTABLY OFF THE RESIDUALS OF PARENT TRAP
      ALONE….Re: MOMMIE DEAREST – MUST REALLY SUCK TO BE RICH AND HOT….OR TO BE YOU!



    27. 27

      At least she seems happy with SaMAN. I guess she got sick of guys using her.



    28. 28

      Perez, we get it. You don't like Samantha Ronson and you hold crazy grudges because you're an 8-year-old girl. Why do you continually speak of her financial status as if DJing is her primary source of income? You know very well that she's a Ronson and comes from old money. You're such a spiteful and bitter man. It's really kinda sad.



    29. 29

      Re: Genghis Khan – oh mighty warrior! With your warriorlike cunning and ability to name songs with a moment's notice, no wonder you are Mongolias greatest heroes!. "Any Day Now" there will be someone just like you, and then again…maybe not.



    30. 30

      Re: mamajud – it's love, damnit man/woman, can't you see that? we're having our own lil' l'affair du heart" it's a hot mess and I can taste it now…

    31. meh says – reply to this


      31

      Samantha is djing Chinawhite which is shit, no-one goes there. So I'm guessing she is not that good a dj. It's not even worth turning up to see her girlfriend, seriously does anyone apart from paps care about Lindsay Lohan anymore.



    32. 32

      Palin in 2012. See Truth According
      To T o m



    33. 33

      Re: HellenKiller – LOL…IT IS GREAT TO BE VERY WELL OFF FINANCIALLY AND PRETTY DAMN HOT AS I AM.



    34. 34

      Of course no one goes there,no one like you Meh.I doubt you can pay for one drink inside China.You were probably face controled and turned down.



    35. 35

      Gosh, Lindsay has really gone downhill. She used to be so pretty. She is way too pale and she needs to gain some weight. She looks like a corpse. Lose the dirty lesbo and move on.

    36. meh says – reply to this


      36

      Re: shake1 – well lets hope they don't "face control" these two skanks. Chinawhite is shiiiiiite, but don't get upset about it darlin, LOL.



    37. 37

      PURE SKANK!



    38. 38

      What does it take to be a DJ? Can I do that and get paid please?



    39. 39

      You're SUCH an asshole. Do you only like people who like dick? CREEP.

      They're so friggin' awesome.



    40. 40

      I wanna see them taking turns humping Herbie's stick.



    41. 41

      Re: Seriously – Mmk. Ronson might not tickle your fancy. Lohan prolly ain't no lesbian (last I heard she 'refused to be classified" lolz.) But let's get one thing clear - lesbians (in general) don't hate men.

      We just don't give a fuck about you (generally.)

      You're boring and you don't smell good. You look funny when you're naked, you're way too hairy and you can't fuck. It's nothing personal. Certainly isn't hate. We don't even figure it's your fault really. *shrugs* We just don'tlike you like that. Sorry.



    42. 42

      The ____ father is probably worried that this ____is going to ____ his ____daughter with ____and/or ____after forging a ____letter down her ____and ultimately cashing in on a tell all deal through the media or a ____of some sort as a _____is worth more dead than alive at a certain point.

    43. Azura says – reply to this


      43

      "Cigarettes are expensive!" and disgusting - SMOKING KILLS!



    44. 44

      her millions of nasty freckles is repulsing- cant she get some laser treatment? SHE SO GROSS.



    45. 45

      DAYUM she is one freckely fucker.



    46. 46

      i've booked her..within the states per event she asks for about 10,000 thats if she has to fly out etc…it differs slightly…oversees etc…it can go up 20,000

      so i think she's doing well for herslef..there are other djs like am etc..that as for about 40 grand oversees…and it doesnt matter if chinawhite isnt the "in" club their payin her arent they..its her job..



    47. 47

      All it takes is diet rootbeer, and Cigarettes to get that look.



    48. 48

      Lindsay is hot!