Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
This is just too good to be true!!!
A witness snapped photos of Cindy McCain trading smooches with a fellow who was not hubby and ex-prez candidate John, who is Cindy's senior by 18 years.
Losing an election because you shot yourself in the foot can really put a strain on your personal relationships.
The spy said he could not believe his eyes as he watched Cindy lock lips with a dude he describes to the National Enquirer as a "washed-up 80s rock star."
The pair have actually been spotted at a few concerts and sporting events in Arizona, canoodling away. These grainy pictures were taken at the Tempe Music Festival. Another witness caught them making out at a Moody Blues concert.
Sounds like some Nights in White Satin!
A McCain spokesperson declined to comment altogether, which makes us positively giddy with gossip.
It's true the photos are pretty low quality, but just look at the hair!