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Clooney Rocks the Pornstache

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George Clooney was snapped leaving LA's Dan Tana's restaurant on Tuesday with that thing on his face.

Is it for a new movie role?

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86 comments to “Clooney Rocks the Pornstache”

  1. 1

    So gross

  2. 2

    is that clooney, or charlie chaplin resurrected?

  3. 3

    Creepy !!!

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  6. 6

    fucken gross…but then again i don't like him

  7. 7

    he looks like an old uncle.

  8. 8

    Re: TwilightLover – NOT 1ST!

  9. 9

    Used to think he was hot; now I wish he'd just goooo awayyyyy.

  10. 10

    Uggghhh… Cant't stand arrogant twats like this asshole….

  11. 11


  12. 12

    Oh Perez's mom…don't hate!

  13. 13

    looks like he just busted a nut in a certain bloggers waiting, hot and moist mouth….

  14. 14

    movie role!! see guys that explains it!!! perez has that big monstrous head for a movie role just like george and his stache!!! here i thought it was just because he is a hideous beast….my mistake

  15. 15


  16. 16

    that stache is gonna be helpful when i shit in his mouth! i'll have a little place to wipe my ass afterwards

  17. 17

    Re: When in Rome… – FOR REAL!

  18. k-lee says – reply to this


    Nooooooo!!! He looks like a 70 year old pedophile

  19. 19

    Re: marissalicious – that's one uncle i wouldn't mind molesting me

  20. 20

    Pornstaches are fucking awesome. Ahahahahahaha……

  21. 21

    Looks like he was driving a cab.

  22. 22

    its probably some new movie role…cuz Brad Pitt had the same mustache…and they always do movies and things together. hmmm…

  23. 23

    I like the 70's look. Where are the rest of the Village People?

  24. 24


  25. 25

    …old and homely.

  26. 26

    omg. he reminds me of the teacher on Boy Meets World!
    hello GRANDPA! yuck

  27. 27

    Maybe it's for "Movember". Men everywhere growing moustaches for prostate cancer awareness.

  28. 28

    Re: Major Dude – Hey lover. I need a spanking…now!

  29. 29

    thats a raise to creeper status

  30. 30

    Movie Role! He was filming, "why old men stare at goats," in Puerto Rico when I was there in October. I met him–yes, for the movie, and yes, it is ICKY! He was nice though so I'll forgive it!

  31. 31

    george cant do anything wrong!… he sure looks good to me!

  32. 32

    He's had this for a while, this was in a Life and Style magazine or something..like 2 weeks ago….it is for a movie.

  33. 33

    Umm…I believe KEvin Smith named this 'stache style the "Cumcatcher"

  34. 34

    It's like Hitler meets claymation Mr. Snow Man.

  35. 35

    He looks old….and like Hitler!

  36. 36

    wowwww.. hes looking old, yet very Walt Disney-esq.. i actually like it.

  37. 37

    Re: vagvagwhatvag – lol….discusting!

  38. 38

    yes alice yes, OMG YES!
    yes alice yes, OMG YES!

  39. 39


  40. 40

    It's fucking Blakey! "I 'ate you Butler"

  41. 41

    hitler much.

  42. ktron says – reply to this


    if you haven't noticed it's movember; Moustache november. that'd explain brad pitt's hairy lip too. they're pally pals.

  43. 43

    It could be for this…. a worthy cause: www.movember.com

  44. 44

    Hate all 'staches.

  45. 45

    What? Are they doing another really bad remake of the Chaplin biopic??

  46. 46

    He paid all that cash for those new chompers and then he covers them up with that nasty patch?

  47. 47

    That's not Clooney, that's Cliff Claven from "Cheers"!

  48. 48

    He would be sexy no matter what!! George Clooney can eat crackers in my bed anytime.

  49. 49

    Little too Hitler

  50. 50

    Makes him look like an old man! Not a good look.

  51. 51

    The HAT needs to go.

  52. 52

    I bet it's for MOVEMBER!!! Notice how his buddy Poppa Pitt has one too…? My hubby's growing one too - it really is porntastic and yucky (tickles!), but it's for a good cause:
    They shave on Nov. 1st then grow the 'stache till Nov. 30th.

  53. 53

    Brad and George both have the pornstache. Something is cookin.

  54. 54


    IT'S CLEARLY FOR MO-VEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody has moustaches at the moment!

    Dirty dirty moes!!!!!!!!! Cuss Mo-vember!!!!!!!

  55. 55

    i dont..it really shows his age..lose the stash.

  56. 56

    MOvember anyone?

  57. 57

    He totally looks like John Cleese.

  58. 58

    It makes him look older and non handsome at all. Shave it. Brad on the other hand can do no wrong.

  59. 59

    I think the official name for that is a "moleststache"

  60. 60

    I would like to sit on that mustache….

  61. 61


  62. 62

    ew he lools like john cleese

  63. 63

    peter sellers lives!!!!

  64. 64

    Fred Gwynne!

  65. 65

    he looks like hitler…

  66. 66

    I don't know the word fot it in english, but he looks like my _____ (The man that controls the door at a building, you know?)

  67. 67

    He looks like a pedrophile.

  68. 68

    he looks like a chimney sweeper.

  69. 69

    SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!!! From John Cleese!!!! the similarity is FREAKING ME OUT! Which leads to a new question - would John Cleese be as hot as GC if he shaved his mo'?!

  70. 70

    isn't poppa pitt rockin the same 'stache?? ha!!

  71. 71

    I remember that he and brad pitt were fighting over the role of mr. higgins for the my fair lady remake. He must have gotten it.

  72. 72

    Here's an education for you Silly buggers! He would be promoting "MOvember" wouldn't he????? Brad has one too. It's a great cause. Similar to "Shave for a Cure" but your growing hair, not losing it.

  73. 73

    clooney plus mustache equals not so hot. i'm sure he has it for a movie role. there's no way he's doing that for the look.

  74. 74

    It's for a good cause - originated in Australia, just taking off worldwide. It's called MOVEMBER - you should totally get on board Perez.

    It's the male equivalent of the pink ribbon thing.

    "The Movember event raises awareness around men's health issues and funds for carefully selected beneficiary partners that are also charitable organisations, with a focus on prostate cancer and depression in men.

    Since its inception as a formal charity in 2004 Movember has raised over $30 million globally, significantly increased awareness of prostate cancer and depression in the community, and is continuously working to change the attitude men have about their health. "

  75. 75

    It's for a Movie, he is in Albuquerque and Roswell this week shooting "Men who stare at goats", yeah I know!~
    we live in Tamalewood a

  76. 76

    OH MY GOD ITS HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  77. 77

    he looks like hitler hahha

  78. 78

    it's MOVEMBER!! :-) That's why!

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  80. 80

    He could be doing it for movember? In Australia we have this thing for the month of november called "movember" where all the men grow mo's to raise money and awareness for prostate cancer. good on him if he is!

  81. 81

    normally i think clooney's a slammin hottie, but that 'tache makes him look like the grinch dad that locked his kids in the basement for 8 years

  82. 82

    I am scared to say.. in this pic; George doesn't look all that "well".
    I was always under the impression George is gay, I hope all is good and healthy with him!

    The Miss

  83. 83

    ummm…. the hitler stash will NEVER be back in style.

  84. 84

    its for a movie role…. Men who stare at goats…. something like that he was just in Puerto Rico filming it

  85. 85

    Yuck! hate the stache

  86. 86

    looks like a Hitler cabbie!