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In this very moment, Perez _________________.

Posted: November 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm

360 comments to “Fill in the Blank”

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NinaColada says – reply to this

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perez ORGASMS!
Syphon says – reply to this

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… is offending Madonna with his breath.
Classic Threat says – reply to this

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Is being played by Madonna.
She doesn't give a sh*t about you, Perez!
You are just a means to an end!!!!!!!!!!
Covetted says – reply to this

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FIRST!!

…peed & pooped his queeny little pants!
KacerLynn says – reply to this

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Screamin like a girl!
KatyLevin says – reply to this

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Perez shits his pants.
christiehelen says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!! Is shitting his pants!!! lol
eangie says – reply to this

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creamed his pants
CrazyCoolShorty says – reply to this

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In this very moment, Perez came in his pants

In this very moment, Perez's heart stopped beating

In this very moment, Perez was like a virgin touched for the very first time
realtimez says – reply to this

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is LOVIN' it!!!
britneyisthefritobandito says – reply to this

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Came
laurpop44 says – reply to this

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is my best friend & a lucky bitch
aaallleeexxx says – reply to this

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peed his pants.
socallmethen says – reply to this

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peed his pants! haha
WakeUpPeople says – reply to this

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..was thinking the mike was Zac Efrons cucumber!
Melissa is always right. says – reply to this

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is still a fat homo.
Miss McGillicutty says – reply to this

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at that moment, perez is finally turned on by a woman.
short456stuff says – reply to this

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yay first!
Pink_whitediamond says – reply to this

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just pissed his pants.
supernanny says – reply to this

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"I hate Mormons"
Sammy says – reply to this

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Had an orgasm!!! He would sooo do Madonna since she has the body of a gay man!!!
Me's-loves-me's-some-cartel says – reply to this

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Crapping his pants?
mattvoyager says – reply to this

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…has crossed into truly disusting as Madonna uses him! Two sell outs!
ZacEnron says – reply to this

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…came in his pants with enough bodily fluids to fill up Lake Michigan? I dunno, just a wild guess…
fallon carrington says – reply to this

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…..looks like he's giving head…(and he's probably not even good at that either…)
laurpop44 says – reply to this

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a lucky bitch and skeeting himself
Starshine says – reply to this

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Is trying not to piss his pants
mandiferrrr says – reply to this

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peed in his pants!!
Dejauna says – reply to this

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LMFAO
PRICELESS
hahah
Kitten824 says – reply to this

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Is in heaven!!!
It's Lippy says – reply to this

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"Pee'd himself, a little bit"
pgallen says – reply to this

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shit himself sideways.

twice.
Gman24 says – reply to this

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peed himself.
MsDoloD81 says – reply to this

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Pissed his pants because I would've!!!!
fallon carrington says – reply to this

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Re: ZacEnron – ewwww….imagining that is so gross….
DreamingLiz says – reply to this

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….is having a madonnagasm!
----Beam--Me--Up--Snottie---- says – reply to this

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wants to say hi to all the PEOPLE that read his BLOG!
jjames33 says – reply to this

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came in his panties
Me*K says – reply to this

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scared other people with her lovely voice
Sammy says – reply to this

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Perez who are the hotties on either side of you? Are the your boy toys? I know one or both got some since you where obviously hot after that night
andrea*. says – reply to this

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shat his pants
mikahavens says – reply to this

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shit himself
Jodygirl says – reply to this

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…is the happiest fucker in the world
mcribcage says – reply to this

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Perez's mussy is tingling
craptastic says – reply to this

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shit his pants
madonnasworld says – reply to this

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i sang in her mike too i actually held it..
GA_Dawgette says – reply to this

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NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OVER HIMSELF!

u talk about stars being up their own asses…i dont think u could fit urs any farther up ur own ass…..
SEXYCDN21 says – reply to this

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shows he's a ass kisser
countrylovincutie says – reply to this

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is hyperventilating, and screaming with joy at the same time.
obsess_much says – reply to this

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kissed madonna's ass durning some god awful song. seriously, that song sucked
phishygrl says – reply to this

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is shitting his pants!
lovelyS says – reply to this

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shit in his pants
valleyglows says – reply to this

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came in his pants
ang420 says – reply to this

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IS CREAMING HIMSELF!! I hope u remembered to bring kleenex!
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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.
.
EXPERIENCED NIRVANA!
.
WhowouldJackiedo says – reply to this

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….is honking on Madgelina's bionic bobo.
gbrailsfordcato says – reply to this

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pissed his pants
The Grand Gangster says – reply to this

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You ARE SUCH A LUCKY STAR .. !! MOTHA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ShootingStar says – reply to this

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…came in his pants.
BlancheD says – reply to this

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opened wide and hoped for the best
Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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OH…AND ALSO EXPERIENCED HIS FIRST "WOODY!"
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Feceshurlingmonkey says – reply to this

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Has a homo midget humping his leg and wishes it was in his aids invested flairing ass.
Mik-Twizler says – reply to this

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is hoping that some of the magic rubs off. But I don't get the fascination with Madonna. I'd rather meet you Perez!
bigdog says – reply to this

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In this very moment, Perez is straight…………..
Bertha Buttmuncher says – reply to this

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is wishing the no talent dried up hag madonna was sittin on his fat face
Layzayah says – reply to this

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it looks like you took a shit or it went up your butt. LOL. Sorry that what your face looks like
l7681b says – reply to this

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"turned straight for Madonna!"
txcountrylvr says – reply to this

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Lost his virginity and became a man!!!
Jordan James says – reply to this

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Perez
You are pathetic!
The only reason she is grabbing out to you, is because you lick her fanny hole by saying nice stuff about her on here, LOL its pathetic really, and the way you criticise Mariah Carey, just makes Madonna love you more! HAHAHA your just sad and pathetic, she is shite, and is nothing but utter rubbish, talentless and awful, just remember, criticise Mariah all you want, 18 Number ones, 11 Number one albums, Over 200 Million records sold worldwide, so just remember that you idiot, next time you criticise MARIAH, aka the queen of music!
stefystef says – reply to this

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Be honest, Perez, how much does Madonna (and Paris Hilton) pay you to kiss their ass and promote their careers?

Your self-promotion is getting boring now ~yawn~
Major Dude says – reply to this

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FUCK! this one was SO EASY and I got brain lock. Harry, HELP!
justtfax says – reply to this

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has embarrassed himself beyond belief, everyone around him thinks that he is one of those 'special' people and are wondering where his helmet is.
delici says – reply to this

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In this very moment, Perez realizes that this is the only woman that turns him on. (referring to the "i love u madonna" he screamed in the mic)

it's like bejamin brad once said, she's the only woman that can turn a gay man straight and a straight man gay. (or something like that..)
Gus Lequerica says – reply to this

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Crapped in front of M
vagvagwhatvag says – reply to this

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is still an ugly person inside and out, even though at that moment he is actually turned on, instead of being scared of/offended by, a vagina.
WGA:theWorldCanadianBureau says – reply to this

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squeezed out a chocolate hot dog
mamajud says – reply to this

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is having a creamy smelly party in his pants
BigD24 says – reply to this

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….creamed his panties
dena al says – reply to this

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is screaming somethng!
CRenaud says – reply to this

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Asking Madonna about her divorce
tinker-tot says – reply to this

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For the first time in his life Prezzy busted a nutt looking at a woman!!!
dudleydoright says – reply to this

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has an obama vibratory stuck on high inside his butt
thepunkprincess says – reply to this

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Re: CrazyCoolShorty –

the last one was kinda funny…
chrissyandbig says – reply to this

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died, went to heaven, then was reborn because he realized in heaven he was missing the MADONNA concert! im glad you had so much fun
Duh, it's Hollywood! says – reply to this

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…is screaming "I LOVE YOU MADONNA!"
and totally loving it!
tigerdilly says – reply to this

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is proving to the world that he can turn any dream into a reality. good on you p!
ellesdee says – reply to this

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spooged himself with happiness.
Laura32 says – reply to this

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Is like a 15 year old cumming in his pants……..why? I don't know, Madonna sucks ass.
Miss Thang Li Thai Ho says – reply to this

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In this very moment, Perez…….. shat his pants because Madonna actually paid attention to him.
slsxdkpt says – reply to this

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Crapped Himself
No1pittfan says – reply to this

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Got hard for a WOMAN!! Lucky Stiff!
LaLa82 says – reply to this

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Came harder than a Mentos dropped in a bottle of Pepsi
katykitten says – reply to this

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Perez is about to have an orgasm due to the insane Madonna, a god-like presence to him next to him
meemymomoo says – reply to this

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was wishing he was that stage that madge is humping.
Leeanne! says – reply to this

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was the luckiest person alive
Agatha meow meow says – reply to this

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pooped just a little.
Stephanie. says – reply to this

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is like RAWR .
KiNZ... says – reply to this

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is thinking he is soooo awesome!!
!!!! says – reply to this

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was mangeld on stage by maddonas vainy crazy ass man hands up and down like a raggdoll then he shit his pants.
Lindzy says – reply to this

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just shit his pants

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