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   NinaColada says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   perez ORGASMS!

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   Syphon says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   … is offending Madonna with his breath.

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   Is being played by Madonna.
   She doesn't give a sh*t about you, Perez!
   You are just a means to an end!!!!!!!!!!

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   FIRST!!

   …peed & pooped his queeny little pants!

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   Screamin like a girl!

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   Perez shits his pants.

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   FIRST!!!! Is shitting his pants!!! lol

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   creamed his pants

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   In this very moment, Perez came in his pants

   In this very moment, Perez's heart stopped beating

   In this very moment, Perez was like a virgin touched for the very first time

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    is LOVIN' it!!!

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    Came

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    is my best friend & a lucky bitch

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    peed his pants.

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    socallmethen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    peed his pants! haha

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    WakeUpPeople says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ..was thinking the mike was Zac Efrons cucumber!

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    Melissa is always right. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    is still a fat homo.

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    Miss McGillicutty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    at that moment, perez is finally turned on by a woman.

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    yay first!

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    just pissed his pants.

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    "I hate Mormons"

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    Sammy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Had an orgasm!!! He would sooo do Madonna since she has the body of a gay man!!!

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    Me's-loves-me's-some-cartel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Crapping his pants?

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    …has crossed into truly disusting as Madonna uses him! Two sell outs!

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    …came in his pants with enough bodily fluids to fill up Lake Michigan? I dunno, just a wild guess…

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    fallon carrington says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …..looks like he's giving head…(and he's probably not even good at that either…)

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    laurpop44 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a lucky bitch and skeeting himself

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    Starshine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is trying not to piss his pants

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    peed in his pants!!

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    LMFAO
    PRICELESS
    hahah

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    Is in heaven!!!

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    It's Lippy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Pee'd himself, a little bit"

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    shit himself sideways.

    twice.

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    Gman24 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    peed himself.

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    Pissed his pants because I would've!!!!

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    fallon carrington says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: ZacEnron – ewwww….imagining that is so gross….

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    ….is having a madonnagasm!

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    ----Beam--Me--Up--Snottie---- says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wants to say hi to all the PEOPLE that read his BLOG!

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    jjames33 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    came in his panties

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    scared other people with her lovely voice

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    Sammy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez who are the hotties on either side of you? Are the your boy toys? I know one or both got some since you where obviously hot after that night

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    shat his pants

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    shit himself

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    …is the happiest fucker in the world

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    Perez's mussy is tingling

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    shit his pants

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    madonnasworld says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i sang in her mike too i actually held it..

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    NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OVER HIMSELF!

    u talk about stars being up their own asses…i dont think u could fit urs any farther up ur own ass…..

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    shows he's a ass kisser

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    is hyperventilating, and screaming with joy at the same time.

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    kissed madonna's ass durning some god awful song. seriously, that song sucked

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    is shitting his pants!

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    lovelyS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shit in his pants

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    came in his pants

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    IS CREAMING HIMSELF!! I hope u remembered to bring kleenex!

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    Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EXPERIENCED NIRVANA!
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    ….is honking on Madgelina's bionic bobo.

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    pissed his pants

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    You ARE SUCH A LUCKY STAR .. !! MOTHA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    …came in his pants.

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    opened wide and hoped for the best

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    Leona$ Gho$t says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OH…AND ALSO EXPERIENCED HIS FIRST "WOODY!"
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    Feceshurlingmonkey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Has a homo midget humping his leg and wishes it was in his aids invested flairing ass.

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    Mik-Twizler says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    is hoping that some of the magic rubs off. But I don't get the fascination with Madonna. I'd rather meet you Perez!

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    bigdog says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    In this very moment, Perez is straight…………..

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    is wishing the no talent dried up hag madonna was sittin on his fat face

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    it looks like you took a shit or it went up your butt. LOL. Sorry that what your face looks like

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    "turned straight for Madonna!"

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    Lost his virginity and became a man!!!

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    Perez
    You are pathetic!
    The only reason she is grabbing out to you, is because you lick her fanny hole by saying nice stuff about her on here, LOL its pathetic really, and the way you criticise Mariah Carey, just makes Madonna love you more! HAHAHA your just sad and pathetic, she is shite, and is nothing but utter rubbish, talentless and awful, just remember, criticise Mariah all you want, 18 Number ones, 11 Number one albums, Over 200 Million records sold worldwide, so just remember that you idiot, next time you criticise MARIAH, aka the queen of music!

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    Be honest, Perez, how much does Madonna (and Paris Hilton) pay you to kiss their ass and promote their careers?

    Your self-promotion is getting boring now ~yawn~

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    Major Dude says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FUCK! this one was SO EASY and I got brain lock. Harry, HELP!

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    has embarrassed himself beyond belief, everyone around him thinks that he is one of those 'special' people and are wondering where his helmet is.

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    In this very moment, Perez realizes that this is the only woman that turns him on. (referring to the "i love u madonna" he screamed in the mic)

    it's like bejamin brad once said, she's the only woman that can turn a gay man straight and a straight man gay. (or something like that..)

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    Crapped in front of M

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    is still an ugly person inside and out, even though at that moment he is actually turned on, instead of being scared of/offended by, a vagina.

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    squeezed out a chocolate hot dog

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    is having a creamy smelly party in his pants

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    ….creamed his panties

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    is screaming somethng!

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    Asking Madonna about her divorce

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    For the first time in his life Prezzy busted a nutt looking at a woman!!!

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    has an obama vibratory stuck on high inside his butt

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    Re: CrazyCoolShorty –

    the last one was kinda funny…

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    died, went to heaven, then was reborn because he realized in heaven he was missing the MADONNA concert! im glad you had so much fun

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    …is screaming "I LOVE YOU MADONNA!"
    and totally loving it!

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    is proving to the world that he can turn any dream into a reality. good on you p!

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    spooged himself with happiness.

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    Is like a 15 year old cumming in his pants……..why? I don't know, Madonna sucks ass.

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    In this very moment, Perez…….. shat his pants because Madonna actually paid attention to him.

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    Crapped Himself

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    Got hard for a WOMAN!! Lucky Stiff!

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    Came harder than a Mentos dropped in a bottle of Pepsi

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    Perez is about to have an orgasm due to the insane Madonna, a god-like presence to him next to him

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    was wishing he was that stage that madge is humping.

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    was the luckiest person alive

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    pooped just a little.

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    is like RAWR .

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    is thinking he is soooo awesome!!

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    was mangeld on stage by maddonas vainy crazy ass man hands up and down like a raggdoll then he shit his pants.

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     just shit his pants