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Stupidest Lawsuit EVER

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Holy stuipidty, Batman!

The mayor of a small Turkish city called Batman (real name) is suing…ah, Batman.

Even though the comic book hero was first introduced in 1939, the show debuted in 1966, and the Caped Crusader finally hit the big screen in 1989, (The city of) Batman is only now filing a lawsuit against Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros. for using the name "Batman" without permission. The timing is suspicious considering how Dark Knight - Batman's latest installment - is about to hit the $1 billion mark at box offices worldwide.

Money can sure make people stupid!

The mayor of Batman, Huseyin Kalkan, is also claiming that the shared name has caused several unsolved murder cases and made their women particularly suicidal. He also said that the franchise has made it difficult for businesses of his city to register overseas.

A Warner Bros. rep responded to the lawsuit with "We are only aware of this claim via press reports and have not seen any actual legal action."

The mayor should consider renaming the city….

To Idiotsville.

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57 comments to “Stupidest Lawsuit EVER”

  1. 1

    Hah, what an idiot.

  2. 2

    Haha-hee-hee!Wtf is he smoking?

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  4. 4

    I got nothing.

  5. 5

    LOl ok and i'm going to sue Aquaman cause I'm an aquarius and i feel he represents the water beares in an unjust fashion…

  6. 6

    you could go there and make a movie, " buttman goes to batman", hell yeah!

  7. 7

    Re: NubianPrincess – i think your guilty, of being HOT! hell yeah!

  8. 8

    Bu bana cok fazla….

  9. 9


  10. Ceren says – reply to this


    Perez go fuck yourself immediately pls

  11. 11

    lol, I'd rather read about the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!!!

    Jeez- I love those Grown Men!

  12. 12

  13. 13

    Re: sarahlovesnkotb – WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE R.KELLY TO PEE ON YOU?

  14. 14

    …what about the dumb cunt who sued McDonalds because her hot coffee was hot? And won. "Any Day Now" we will get a break from stupid a-holes.

  15. 15

    Re: harrybalsacRe: LettyB – hiya darlings……..

  16. 16

    I`m sorry, but Tyrkish people and the tyrkish goverment always try to get money from other countrys….they would do everything for that….
    It`s still one of the corruptest and lyingst countrys in the world!!!!!!!
    If you belive and support them….it´s your own fault and you have to live with the consequences!!!

  17. 17

    Hahaha………. that sure is funny.

  18. 18

    THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. What a waste of your tax dollars, lmfao. You're gonna lose!!!!! If you didn't sue the movies in the 80s, or the comic books even before then, you have no standing!

  19. 19

    Re: Early Cuyler – I love the Squidbillies I heart u now hahaha

  20. 20

    perez is a fag

  21. 21

    "Money can sure make people stupid!" How did ya come up with that, A MIRROR ???

  22. 22

    I wonder if the city of BATHMEN in The NETHERLANDS is considering the same!

  23. Jaded says – reply to this


    Re: karencarpenter – We actually read about that case in law school, and that woman had 2nd and 3rd degree burns on her vajayjay, and that was after McDonald's had been warned about the temperature of their coffee numerous times. Not to mention she wasn't the first that got burned she was just the first that didn't take a menial settlement. I don't know about you but if I had to have skin grafts on my vajayjay I would consider suing too.

    Besides isn't Washington D.C. presently called Idiotsville?

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  25. 25

    Re: NubianPrincess – hell yeah , i can't wait to tell rusty

  26. 26

    Re: WhowouldJackiedo – evet cok salak bir sey yaaa

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  29. 29

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Where you been?

  30. 30

    Re: Jaded – …ouch! I would have sued too. Since you have backed this up with fact, I have to accept that it was NOT a stupid lawsuit. "I Believe You" and I again 'sit' corrected. (With, thankfully, a not burned vajayjay!)

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  33. 33

    Words fail me.

  34. 34

    I would guess that living in a small repressive middle eastern city is what is making their women suicidal.

  35. Ceren says – reply to this


    Re: smelius88 – çok kötü oldu bu haber yaaa :( (

  36. 36

    Talk about them being an idiot…Holy stuipidty, Batman! actually it's spelled STUPIDITY!!!!!!

  37. 37

    Re: whocares1234Re: whocares1234 – Well my dear I guess u wheter Kurd or armenian. I don't care what race u are but stop doing hatespeeches and racist post. very childish.

  38. 38

    i'm not surprised. Turks are idiots. hahahah losers!

  39. 39

    Old news perez… I read this last week in some Dutch tabloid.

  40. 40

    They say mayor Huseyin Kalkan also sued DC Comics a few years back for that same exact reason. Later the mayor was accused of promoting terrorism - presumably using the money DC Comics settled on giving the guy.

    Nolan shouldn't give in to this lunatic. Batman doesn't promote terrorism!

  41. 41

    Re: DimplesB – Sorry, if U feel personal attact, but it´s my experience!!!!
    BTW I´m a blond christian European, not a kurd or armenian!
    I was nearly everywere in the world and I never had so many horrible experiences like in Turkie!!!
    In Afrika and everywhere the people where just great, this had nothing to do with religion, but in Turkie…I never met so many obtrusive, cunning, rude and evil people!!!
    …Sorry, maybe U´re different, but that´s my experience… my worst experience!!!

  42. 42

    that mayor must of been smoking some real primo shit in his hooka

  43. 43

    Who Cares 1234: First of all you can't fucking spell. It is Turkey and Turkish people. Many countries are corrupt and everyone has bad expriences. Batman is a remote part of Turkey that many Turkish people do not visit so needless to say, this Mayor is ignorant. I lived in Instanbul for years and you are open to your opinions but you sound like a whiney bitch. Turkey doesn't do just anything to get money from the Europe asshole they loved to be a part of the European Union but they have many things to comply with as in Human Rights, etc. Good don't go back to Turkey your ignorant fuck. Learn to spell.

  44. 44

    Re: whocares1234 – Are you Greek or Armenian or maybe a Greek Cypriot, your whining like them? Whine, whine, whine……..

  45. 45

    Re: whocares1234
    Maybe before u try responding, learn how to spell TURKISH first

  46. 46

    Re: Voguette
    ur an idiot

  47. asc says – reply to this


    Re: whocares1234
    a- its Turkey
    b- please do not make generalizations from your personal experience
    you can say its your personal experience but generalizing it is unfair to all those that believe Turkey is amazing and who had experiences different than you.
    Besides, it is one out of 80 million Turks, I bet you can find idiots like that all over the world.In fact for the US, we can start with the president!

  48. 48

    LOL Thats hilarious!

  49. 49

    Anything for money. Damn.

  50. 50

    hardly think that this is the stupidest lawsuit ever, we do live in america people wake up! if i had the slighest chance of being able to sue someone for something i would do it too. this guy is just trying his luck and if he's successfull woohoo $$$$. As if you wouldnt do it if you had thought of it.

  51. 51


    So there are unsolved murder cases because batman is not there to dish out justice?
    Also, the women are suicidal because they don't have a hottie masked man coming into their rooms at night? Shoot, that would make me suicidal…

    I don't know about you guys, but I think they have a TOTALLY legitmate claim and might win millions.


  52. 52

    Wait till all the pirates in the caribbean here about this story.

  53. 53

    hey u re guys are so stupid
    most of us people do not know anything about world the only thing which u guys care drink alcohol and fuck their self
    go and write something about more necessary and improve your self…

    and if u wanna write about something u have to know the subject and about
    otherwise u guys can only write
    what the fuck, lol, what an idiot, huh, those kind of stupid things =)

    i am proud of you guys =)

    the only thing which i can say all of you
    read a book try to become a more human and more mature


  54. 54

    You stole that story from Dr. Funkenberry's site!!!!
    You didn't even bother to change the words!!!!

  55. 55

    Well, just to let you know;
    The mayor of that town is a seperatist "Kurd" so if there are Kurdish fellas around who's willing to discredit Turkey about that funny story, they're gonna have to think twice.
    Anyway, these stuff happens a lot in Turkey. It's just a desperate cry for some attention before the elections. Batman is so secluded, even most of the Turks can't even show where it is on a map. Not that any of you care about it, Batman is probably named, decades "after" Batman (the heroic one) was created.

    Finally, dear Armenian people, don't lower yourselves talking about that fictional genocidal history you created or whatever, in an ignorant, "american" celebrity web site. Believe me, it's kinda lame what you're doing. I'm sure if you could hush for just a second, just a little tiny cute second, Turks may even consider accepting "baklava" belongs to you or Greeks… But you won't, right?

  56. 56

    perez i hate you and im turkish. batman rules its the best city ive ever been to. instead of watching the stupid dark night go see some sites you ignorant fucks maybe you'll learn some culture.

  57. 57

    OMG.. this is weird. I was at a falafel place in San Francisco with my friend about a month ago, and there was this huge poster of the city of Batman and we were flipping out and thought it was funny. We even said something like, "I wonder if this city will sue for the use of the city's name?" HAHHA.. we are so psychic!!!