Hasbeen rapper Vanilla Ice is back with a "new" album.
Vanilla Ice is Back! Hip Hop Classics contains 13 tracks, 1 of which is Vanilla's hit Ice Ice Baby, and 3 more which are…remixes of Ice Ice Baby.
For the rest of the album, Ice desperately resurrects rap and hip-hop songs from the 90s, which were laid to rest when they were for a good reason.
Do we really need to hear Ice's interpretation of Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back?
The album is accompanied by an equally quotation-marks-worthy "tour" of meet-and-greets at various bars in multiple cities.
Yes, he's going on a tour of bars and pubs!!!!!!
This sounds worse than a reality TV stint.
The album artwork alone makes us cringe!
Give it a rest!
Go quietly into the world of Hasbeen with some dignity!