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How Sad For Vanilla Ice

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Hasbeen rapper Vanilla Ice is back with a "new" album.

Vanilla Ice is Back! Hip Hop Classics contains 13 tracks, 1 of which is Vanilla's hit Ice Ice Baby, and 3 more which are…remixes of Ice Ice Baby.

For the rest of the album, Ice desperately resurrects rap and hip-hop songs from the 90s, which were laid to rest when they were for a good reason.

Do we really need to hear Ice's interpretation of Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back?

The album is accompanied by an equally quotation-marks-worthy "tour" of meet-and-greets at various bars in multiple cities.

Yes, he's going on a tour of bars and pubs!!!!!!

This sounds worse than a reality TV stint.

The album artwork alone makes us cringe!

Give it a rest!

Go quietly into the world of Hasbeen with some dignity!

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52 comments to “How Sad For Vanilla Ice”

  1. 1

    Cut me a slice of that!!

  2. 2

    He does a cover of buffalo soldier? wtf?!?!

  3. 3

    get a new song for gods sake! something that wasn't STOLEN from queen perhaps?

  4. 4

    First. I think the sad thing is that you say it is sad. So he keeps trying. Good for him.

  5. 5

    He ain't a New Kid so good luck to not selling this album and nobody wanting to see you!

  6. 6

    A-hahahahahaha! Isn't he a mechanic in Detroit or something!

  7. 7

    he was supposed to play at a bar in my hood, and he didnt show up, douchebag

  8. 8

    FRED FUCKIN DURST MAN!!! FO REAL hahahahahaha

  9. 9

    He needs to stay at home!

  10. 10

    Poor little guy… the thing he has to do in order to make money… a fool of himself.!

  11. 11

    Wow Perez, what the fuck? You repost other peoples articles, and draw little pictures, and you think you have the right to write about this artisit as if you were his equal? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ON YOUR OWN? What talent besides being a bitch do you have? You seem to think your special but guess what? Your not and you never were, your jealous of people who have worked hard to achieve success, I am not a fan of this artist, but I DO KNOW HE HAD WORKED HARD, STRUGGLED, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. If your site was over today what the fuck would you do? Just like you his work is what he knows, give everyone a break and fuck off.

  12. 12

    I Love Vanilla Ice!!!!!!

  13. 13

    Well, he lost all his ICE ICE BABY money… so he might collect some back…

  14. 14

    You forgot "Suge Gonna Throw Me Out the Window".

  15. 15

    How sad. And pathetic!

  16. 16

    He should just let it go !
    Its over for him…

  17. 17

    i think ur anger management skills are worth focusing a little stronger on instead of reaming out loud proud voices.

  18. 18

    poor vanilla…..i dont get it….his music sucked….but so did all that pop/rap crap of the late 80's early 90's ….and most of the other people are considered innovators….

    im not saying i like his music or him….just seems wrong…..

    and not for nothing….but i think he looked really hot in that madonna book….

  19. 19

    Lmao, did they make the album cover on Microsoft Word? Poor Ice…he truly is a part of music history…but let's leave it as history…word to ya mutha.

  20. Sho says – reply to this


    Wasn’t he "kicken people's asses" a few years ago for calling hi Vaniller Ice?
    Now he is going to dust off the old Hammer Pants and give it another go?

    Sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen. Wont people just go to the "concert" to heckle him?

  21. 21

    WOW can someone give this person a break? Why so much hate for people trying to make a comeback.?

  22. 22

    i'm so gonna buy it!!!! fo sho!!!!

  23. 23

    V Ice "performed" at a Sigma Chi party at the Univ. of North Alabama…10 years ago. I think pubs and bars may be a step up. If you can step up from that…

  24. 24

    he has been doin the *underground* shit he was on tour with insane clown posse a few yrs back i dont care for him but hes down with the juggalos

  25. 25

    He's like herpes, he just won't go away.

  26. 26


  27. 27

    THis saturday he is comming to brewsters street pub in Corpus Christi TX!! I will be there and I will get some pics of him just for you PErez!!! =)

  28. 28

    where do I find tour dates! I'm down to watch a train wreck!

  29. 29

    Douche douche douche douchebag, douche douche douche douchebag.

  30. SJB says – reply to this


    Seriously this guy is pathetic and a hypocrite. He constantly snapped on that stupid Surreal life show whenever someone even mentioned his Vanilla Ice days and how stupid it was and he was embarrassed by it. Looks like when his bank account starts to dwindle his pride takes a back seat and he can mooch off a 1 hit wonder a little bit more. Jim Carrey's skit of his Ice Ice baby was better than anything vanilla has or ever will do. BOOYA

  31. 31

    I don't care…..I used to love Vanilla Ice back in the day! And I LOVE 90's music……so I think it's sorta cool. Unless you are 30+ you probably won't get the whole Vanilla Ice/ MC Hammer thing….It was a phenomenon–EVERYONE knew every word……

  32. 32

    Perez is so full of hate it's disgusting.
    What comes around goes around Perez…

  33. 33

    Perez you need to really take your own advice and lay to rest your attitude. I think it is great that he is embracing this. You call Vanilla Ice a has been but if it's Tina Turner you have an orgasm. You're a hypocritical ass!

  34. ass says – reply to this


    And the best part is, he STILL has more money than you Perez.

  35. 35

    True and he looks alot better than Perez!

  36. 36

    he beats his wife

  37. 37

    if i hear that song again, i'm gonna lose it————

  38. aj says – reply to this


    I met him in 2006 when he played a very small venue in Springfield. MO. His opening act (Tech9) was better than he was. After the show he hand picked a few girls, the slutty ones you know, to go backstage. I wanted to get my stub signed for my brother b/c we've been making fun of him since we were kids, so I go backstage anyway and there was so much weed being smoked I could hardly see!! i approached him and this big ugly guy like jumped out in front of me and I just yelled (I was drunk) "I just want him to sign my fucking ticket!" so he got up and did and I told him he was a douche. it was fucking funny. Don't even get me started on meeting Screech from saved by the bell. haha two major has been losers!

  39. 39

    He's been doin the bar and pub tour for awhile… I went and seen him back in May at a bar in my town and well it was fun re-living 15… he may not have packed the place but everyone is that place was singin ice ice baby… I also got to hangout with him after the show and he is very down to earth and was fun to party with…. I think everyone should mind their business because to each their own…

  40. 40

    better a has been, than a never will be, Perez

  41. 41




  42. 42

    the funniest thing is he threw a fit on the surreal life when they would ask him sing KARAOKE … to ice ice baby! and now he wants to re make it!



  43. 43

    ok im looking at picture of him in the Madonna Sex Book right now…WTF happened???? his music might of sucked but at least he had looks…he looks stoned out of his mind in this picture.

  44. 44

    def need a hotter album cover

  45. 45

    He's the ultimate BRO! He'll do well at the bars with all those huge trucks with huge rims, yes it's going to be some wild BRO nights!

  46. 46

    Man you do what you gotta do…work is work

  47. 47

    He was playing at a bar in Champaign,Il a few years back. My friend and I knew the bouncer so he let us in free and when I walked in he sounded horrible, he had feedback and there were girls who were seriously acting like he was a Beetle Band member, they were about to pass out and were just making fools of themselves, apparently I hadn't had enough drinks to feel what they were feeling. It was really sad!

  48. 48

    Ice is still the shit!!, Listen to his rock album he released like 6 or 7 years ago. Awsome!! The dude can actually spit some crazy rhymes!!

  49. 49

    Re: Captain Howdy
    Hi Capt. Howdy. Ice Baby is great. I want to play with him. I'll steal it from the store when it comes out.hehehehe

  50. 50

    I want Vanilla Ice to do a rap song for my Batman movie. He is just the crazy nut perfect for it, plus I love him.

  51. 51

    Go quietly into the world of Hasbeen with some dignity!

    So, is that what you're going to do in a year, Perez? I certainly hope so! *Yawn* I give you another year… at best.

  52. 52

    This is an excellent reason for us all to commit suicide.