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Sarah Silverman, the Book! Coming Soon

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Three of HarperCollins' imprints are all after Sarah Silverman's new book.

HarperCollins just landed the deal after a $2.5 million bid. Now it is just down to deciding which brand to publish it under.

Silverman and her agent - Trident Media Group CEO Daniel Strone - now just need to sit down and make a decision. They will meet with editors from each of the imprints before making a decision.

The three imprints usually publish similar nonfiction material and so they compete frequently, which ought to expediate the decision-making process.

The book is a collection of short comedic essays, apparently much in the vein of Tina Fey's upcoming book.

Should be a hoot (and slightly offensive) to read once they figure out all the nitty-gritty!

Speaking of books??? Have you pre-ordered your copy of ours yet????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

56 comments to “Sarah Silverman, the Book! Coming Soon”



  1. 1

    I bet she cums in Quarts like milk!



  2. 2

    12 La Dooky!



  3. 3

    i love her.



  4. 4

    …ahhh. I work with a demeted cunt…



  5. 5

    can't stand this abusive ,tacky ,envious twat-the Matt Damon vid was funny tho'



  6. 6

    I can't stand that bitch!



  7. 7

    I will be at the POrtland Oregon rally supporting propostion 8. I woulod highly recomend all of you who feel marriage should only be between one man and one woman to portest for our side at these rallies. This can not be a one sided event we need to stand strong and let them know they can not bully the system into giving in. They have attacked everyone they can think of and then demand to not be hated. It is wrong and hypocritical and they need to be confronted. FIGHT BACK!

  8. SDawg says – reply to this


    8

    no, dude. nobody wants to read your book.



  9. 9

    Ain't no Duff, but I'd hammer that yenta ass!



  10. 10

    She is so TERRIBLY unfunny. She and Kathy Griffin both just need to retire. Quietly.



  11. 11

    she looks so uncomfortable being a chick.

    i'm out for a few. hold down the fort - and kill that bastard that is picking on our alice.



  12. 12

    WHAT'S YOUR BOOK ABOUT…PROP 8! NO THANKS YOU ONE DIMENSION FUCKTARD!



  13. 13

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – I WILL DON'T WORRY!



  14. 14

    Re: karencarpenter – sing her a song.



  15. 15

    Is she wearin' a "Twister Game" that's all black?



  16. 16

    The Jewish girl. All Jews are God's chosen and they all get to go to Heaven even though their ancestors killed Jesus Christ and that they don't believe that Jesus is the Son of God. How lucky for them.



  17. 17

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED!Re: LettyB – Hahaha…thank you my pets. I guess I really do hafta choke a bitch. WTF?



  18. 18

    that's one jew bitch that I do NOT like!



  19. 19

    Re: ArchAngelMichael – quit being so nasty!



  20. 20

    sarah silverman is nto funny at all…



  21. 21

    Re: Equal H8ter
    I have prepared a special place in Hell for you. You opened Pandora's box and now the end must come. Prepare, repent.
    Spend your money, you're not taking it with you.



  22. 22

    I'LL GOUGE OUT MY EYES BEFORE I READ YOUR BOOK! I'M SURE IT'LL BE IN THE DOLLARS STORE SOON THOUGH.



  23. 23

    Re: PunkyBrewstein
    You think I'm nasty? Wait till you get to Hell! I think you are a hybrid, half angel and half demon. You reak much havoc on this world. You will pay for your sins. I'm trying to save some people before it's too late.

  24. str says – reply to this


    24

    WHAT'S WITH THE TWO DIFFERENT HANDWRITINGS????

    who's this other writer perez keeps totally mum about?
    it's been bugging me for quite a while…

    haven't been reading the comments, so it might have come up before, dunno



  25. 25

    i doubt perez is actually posting all this crap every 6 minutes…. i wonder who does it.

    hmm..



  26. 26

    Perez has a book coming out? Oh this is the first time I've heard about it (and I'm sure it won't be the last) but the bigger question is: Will Perez post how LOUSY the book sale numbers are when the book comes out? The answer is no but don't worry, myself (or someone else) will.



  27. 27

    NOT FUNNY



  28. 28

    what a ho



  29. 29

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – ok but I will have to amend the lyrics. *clears throat* …'you know I CAN smile without you', …



  30. 30


  31. 31

    Perez you are a wannabe. You down others are vying for spotlight fame and for writing a book yet you think you are so special & shit and have a right to put out a book over a celebrity that has so much more to talk about other than bitching out celebrities. You are a wanna be! You call Vanilla Ice a has been well you are a wanna be Queen Bitch!!



  32. 32

    i see right through you, perez.

    you only posted this so you can hawk YOUR SHITTY book!!



  33. 33

    Shes a cunt and a half! How many times is she gonna go over the same old jokes? ***yawn***



  34. 34

    I hate sarah silverman.



  35. 35

    I wouldn't buy that book to start a fire with



  36. 36

    SHES THE SEXIEST JEW-BAITER!



  37. 37

    hot mess



  38. 38

    I LOVE her skirt!



  39. 39

    I hate this horseface bucktooth Jew. Someone make her go away.



  40. 40

    Hmmmmm…..So you bash Stepanie Tanner (aka Jodie Sweetin) but you act all excited over Sarah Silverman??? Dude…what's wrong with you? Get your head out of Effron's ass you big queen!

  41. slgee says – reply to this


    41

    This is awesome!
    Both Sarah & Tina are coming out with books! Sweet!

  42. slgee says – reply to this


    42

    Re: ArchAngelMichael
    Jesus hates you, FYI.

  43. slgee says – reply to this


    43

    Re: ArchAngelMichael
    If I don't believe in Hell, I'm not going to it.
    I don't believe in your God, so how can he punish me if I don't think he exists?



  44. 44

    I wouldn't buy it if it were in the 99cent bin! She is so unfunny! blech! The only reason people will buy it is to read stuff about her & Jimmy. The ONLY thing she ever did that was funny was the Matt Damon video and that was only funny because Matt was in it. ;)



  45. 45

    P.S. That is TOTALLY NOT YOUR HANDWRITING, PEREZ!!



  46. 46

    I wouldn't buy it. We've already heard the funniest thing she's written: I'm fucking Matt Damon. That was her If you want a funny read, buy one of George Carlin's old books. They're hilarious. I wouldn't buy Tina Fey's either, although I might borrow it from the library.

    And Perez, do you really think anyone's going to BUY your book when we can come on here everyday for FREE? And yeah, Mr. Hypocrite, I remember you talking shit on SO MANY people for having "help" with their books, yet you did as well. You can veil it anyway you'd like, but though you WRITE for a living, you still needed someone else to help with your book.



  47. 47

    what a no talent hack



  48. 48

    with a horse face



  49. 49

    she's a joke & not in a good way…i wouldn't waste my time crossing the street to spit in her face



  50. 50

    ugly bitch



  51. 51

    Won't it just be a cookbook for latkes?
    especially if they include hidden vegetatlebels?



  52. 52

    i def would get stephanie tanner's book over hers ..



  53. 53

    Re: slgee – God does exist. I am here to warn you. I see him daily and he is very sad how you people act. The truth might hurt, but
    it's the truth. When you expire in a black puff of smoke, you will then see Lucifer and know that God is real.



  54. 54

    Re: LettyB – How you doin? Need a friend?



  55. 55

    Do you know what "nitty-gritty" means? It's pretty offensive, you should look it up really quick and apologize, mister.



  56. 56

    I totally adore Sarah - however, a little known fact is that she is actually not Jewish, she is of Arab descent!!