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We blame everyone around him!!!!! How could they let him outside the house looking like THIS????!!! Design legend Valentino - looking violet! - attended the Broadway premiere of the musical Billy Elliot on Thursday night in NYC. We sure hope that tan is fake - for his own health!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: November 14, 2008 at 1:00 pm

107 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”

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Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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I SEE ORANGE PEOPLE!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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10 if your counting La Drano!
Melissa is always right. says – reply to this

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Good Lord. What the fuck kind of raisin is that?
clairekray says – reply to this

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UGH
Sydeucer says – reply to this

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He looks like a overly cooked baked potatoe. I LOVE YOU MARIO.. PEREZ FOREVER.. P.S YOU LOOK SO HOT and Slender. Kudos on the weight loss.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Fake and bakes are just wrong.
AgentGiggles. says – reply to this

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Mess.
Bree says – reply to this

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Wow! I hope its fake too!
FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! says – reply to this

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do you really think it matters at this point in his life whether his tan is fake or real???
do it RIGHT…..bake your ass in the sun….fuck that fake shit
AnniBanani says – reply to this

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Oh, no. How can a man who makes such wonderful clothes be that horribly fake tanned??
rgann222 says – reply to this

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horrribblleee face loost like burnt toast!!
FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! says – reply to this

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Re: Sydeucer – you suck ass piece of shit
FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – lets fuck
allie marie says – reply to this

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eww. horrible fake tan + raisin face= bad combo.
FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – i really like your commitment to your firstness today. where is the la diva douche?
oliviarc59 says – reply to this

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He looks like an oompa loompa on crack
DH says – reply to this

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Well that's embarrassing……
MAYRA from FREER says – reply to this

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ew wow. that's nasty
You like my face? says – reply to this

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old fags disgust me. I don't know why. EEW
TwoGoofballs says – reply to this

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He's a craison!
Pwn3d! says – reply to this

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Ladies and Gents: PEREZ HILTON's DAD!
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Is this what all gay guys look like when they get old?
stef in canada says – reply to this

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gross!
Sonya E says – reply to this

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EEEEEKKK! HE looks like an oompa loompa he just needs the green hair.
dinkle says – reply to this

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jesus christ
sookiecompton says – reply to this

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aww extra crispy? whatevs it's his face not ours
PunkyBrewstein says – reply to this

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How freakin' dare you make fun of Emperor Valentino - you are pure shit in comparison!
Shelleybean says – reply to this

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The poor thing. He thinks he looks good.
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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An Oopma Loompa!
Antony says – reply to this

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
PunkyBrewstein says – reply to this

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Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – yes, take a look at your near-future!
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Re: PunkyBrewstein – That so funny that you bash blacks and gays and yet adore Valentino. What a fucking hypocrite you are.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Too scared to come out and play, which hole you want it in this time?
I<3MyPom says – reply to this

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WWOOOOOOOWW
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…instead of 'fug' 'fug' perhaps you should have written 'fag' fag'. I know, stop the hate but pleezeeee.
kiddyporn says – reply to this

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Now thats an oompa loompa
single says – reply to this

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WHAT THE?!?!?!
Vince will Shamwow your ass says – reply to this

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Re: PunkyBrewstein – I'm a married female, you dumb bitch. You don't get anything right.
miss.spears says – reply to this

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he looks like an Oompa-Loompa
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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Re: You like my face? – …yes. You look better than 'ValenTANo'…
LettyB says – reply to this

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AHHHHHH! HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FROM PLANET OF THE APES MOVIES!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: miss.spears – GOOD ONE!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – YOU TOO! GOOD ONE!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Sydeucer – WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK HIS ASS ALREADY!
phishygrl says – reply to this

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wow… he is orange…. I didn't think that human skin could take on that color….
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: PunkyBrewstein – BITCHFACE!!!!!!!!!
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always right. – Looks like one of Harry's balls!
skeeterbug13 says – reply to this

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Oh dear God! That's frightening.
CharChar says – reply to this

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
That is horrible! How could this have happened?
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: PunkyBrewstein – What's fo dinner bitch, fry me sum chicken!
PUGMOMMY says – reply to this

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JESUS GOD WTF?
xox.Caitie.xox-<3Jonas says – reply to this

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holy crappp thats all i got to say
Wrenn says – reply to this

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What's up with all these celebrities and that awful spray on orange tan??They all look as if they've been mud wrestling. He looks like an oompha loompha.
007mommy says – reply to this

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His face looks well done.. I would like a side of mash potatoes please…lol
Lola La Pistola says – reply to this

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Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
Stay out of the sun or you'll end up like me.
Nina_Kathleen says – reply to this

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Oh my gosh that scares me. Totally looks like an Oompa Loompa. Maybe he sleeps in the tanning bed instead of a real bed.
lalapisani says – reply to this

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WTF!?!?!?!?!
jane456 says – reply to this

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i lov his clothes and stuff… but this is too much!!!!

he should keep it cool with the tan

and fired whoever tell him he looks good!!!!
stonerpizza says – reply to this

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he doesnt give a fuck, hes rich bitches!
divagirly says – reply to this

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WOW…..Italians are such morons.
He reminds me of that guy from Bridget Jones' Diary……the one that Bridget's mom went out with.
kitty9 says – reply to this

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What a twat!
catsmeow says – reply to this

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wtf
xiCamex says – reply to this

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Sweet Mother of God,he looks like a fucking Oompa Loompa!
Gus Lequerica says – reply to this

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Damn is orange as certain "bisexual" former redhead now blond was.
shda15 says – reply to this

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that's fucking disgusting
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
·Molly·!!!SEMICOL says – reply to this

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Ewww
Canadian_Chika says – reply to this

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ooooh snaaap
Afed44 says – reply to this

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lol wtf!?
----Beam--Me--Up--Snottie---- says – reply to this

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There is another way to keep your HOLIDAY tan…
Do not shower!
Or go more often on HOLIDAY!
nocalmama says – reply to this

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he looks like a dried cranberry
kategurl17 says – reply to this

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wowww hun is orange
PunkyBrewstein says – reply to this

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Re: Vince will Shamwow your ass – ever wonder why your husband only has a blank google page on the PC when you walk in the room? You stupid haggard old bitch!
PunkyBrewstein says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – I'll be more than happy to make chicken, just as soon as you finish picking all the cotton on my plantation, you fucking coon!
PunkyBrewstein says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – please go and fuck off, you've been irrelevant on here for some time now!
LovinIT says – reply to this

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Bet he can't wear the same shirt twice…even after 20 washes…that shit don't come out!
lashute says – reply to this

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AT LEAST HIS EYES LOOK BLUER!!!!!!! WHICH IS A GOOD THING.
I'm Fuckin Fantastic!!!! says – reply to this

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He looks like a left over pumpkin from Halloween…. eeeewww! And what the hell is up with his hair? Dead pumpkin with The Donald's hair stylist??? THAT is fucking awesome!
vampyra says – reply to this

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He will never be black! lmao!
lefty lady stands with President Obama says – reply to this

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Wow. Wow. Wow Wow.

How can people that have money still look shitty? There's no excuse for that.
Jessi H says – reply to this

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OH
MY
GOD
(Falls on the floor laughing)
rocrmom94 says – reply to this

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Holy fuckin orange!!!! Are ya sure hes not an oompa loompa?!! lol
blueboy says – reply to this

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Oh man! That tie clashes with his face.
yo_martita_69@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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maybe he takes this kind of agressive and ultimate skin threatments?
Miss A85 says – reply to this

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:O aye Dios mio!
loves2talk090@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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OMG! seriously how can you let YOURSELF out of the house like that?
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL ….. he looks like Hell Boy's Dad
Ashlee88 says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww
marcoSURF says – reply to this

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THAT'S DISGUSTING
asscrack says – reply to this

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i really want to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory now.
Xelia Kay says – reply to this

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Is he turning $cientologist or what?
lovelaurenmileyjonas says – reply to this

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OH MY LORD
ksirrah says – reply to this

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This is why fake baking is bad people….
Tink4ever says – reply to this

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ompha lumpa doompa de doo, i see an orange dude what about you?
queenk says – reply to this

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ew
QueenMommy says – reply to this

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LOL BBD…arent oompa loompas orange?
Hibo says – reply to this

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omfg. that scared the shit out of me
AnA_SonricS says – reply to this

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damn ! this is just wrong !

*MexicO*
*AnA*
MickeySloMo says – reply to this

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Were he and george hamilton separated at birth?
electrifried says – reply to this

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hes a designer? XD
Pig_Nasty says – reply to this

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[Knock. Knock]. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
[Knock. Knock]. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
[Knock. Knock]. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
[Knock. Knock]. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
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[Knock. Knock]. Who's there? ORANGE. Orange who?
ORANGE you glad I didn't say Banana?
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