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The Lovers Quarrel

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Trouble in paradise?

Apparently BiHan and saMAN shared a little lovers spat during a night out on the town in London Wednesday night.

LezLo accompanied Sam on a DJ gig at celebrity hotspot Chinawhite. Things started off cool, with Lindsay ordering "fruit juice," but the night quickly turned ugly once lady fans started throwing their panties at Sam in the DJ booth.

Ah! Sweaty, pee-crotch, club panties! Tasty!

Lindsay had enough once girls started giving saMAN their numbers and ordered her flunkies to push the potential suitors away. Lohan then reportedly crawled on all fours under the bar to posessively wrap her arms around Sam.

Insecure much, Lindz?

As the night progressed, the girls reversed roles (Take that as you will!), with Sam whipping up into a jealous froth as Lindsay disappeared into the VIP room. LezLo was found with another girl flirtatiously caressing her arm and giggling. Sam gave her a dirty look and the offender left immediately.

As if to make up for the night's transgressions, the couple made out furiously, with saMAN allegedly performing a sexy lapdance for LezLo to the tune of Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl.

We can only imagine it was as awkward, amusing, and painful to watch as Ashlee Simpson's lip-sync HO-down.

The trouble didn't end there. As the entourage departed around 4 a.m., another incident arose as one of Lindsay's guests got left behind, which somehow led to a lot of pushing and shoving and our fave red airhead screaming, "I’m OK. I’m a big girl, I can take care of myself! I just wanted to make sure everyone had a good time. I didn’t want anyone to get hurt. I’m so, so sorry."

All in all, just another typical night out for Lindsay and Samantha.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

75 comments to “The Lovers Quarrel”



  1. 1

    saMAN performing a sexy lap dance…………….ahahahaha……good one



  2. 2

    Couples fight no biggie but Lindsey needs to move on to a hottie!



  3. 3

    The thought of Sam lapdancing is fucking disgusting….ewwww!



  4. 4

    Forgot to buy batteries.



  5. 5

    Lohan needs to go back to coking it up on a regular basis. Would do wonders for her personality.



  6. 6

    Duff lapdance for Bihan =DAYUM!



  7. 7

    Just freaking leave the poor girl alone. I'm proud of her.



  8. 8

    Re: Melissa is always right. – Or cocking it up.



  9. 9

    NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  10. 10

    Re: shmyda. – For what, the great performance in "Herbie"?



  11. 11

    so, alot of couples have minor disagreements with each other. looks like she is covering her eyes from the flashes from the cameras. so, perez, why do you keep printing their displays and arguements? so, do you dislike this gay couple so much? are you being prejudiced against lesbians? should they not be together? should lilo go back to a man? so, how is this really news?



  12. 12

    I'd rather bumb uglies with Perez than these 2 dipshits. Fucking std infected whores. I don't like stinky snatch.



  13. 13

    saMAN is so fugly - how could the lapdance have been sexy????????



  14. 14

    …leave those poor lesbians alone. "One Love" cannot make up for the annoying paps.



  15. 15

    YO, La Dogsqueeze, make me some Tang!



  16. 16

    The only thing funnier than sam giving a sexy lap dance was her at the beach with LEZ HO in a string bikini! meoooowww! now that was comedy!!!!! stop talking about these tards perez i think you are the only one who cares!



  17. 17

    Re: Big Black Dick – Some skank was trying to flirt with you and now I think I hafta choke a bitch.

  18. EatMe says – reply to this


    18

    that's hilarious!



  19. 19

    Ah! Sweaty, pee-crotch, club panties! Tasty!

    ewwwwwwww



  20. 20

    PANTIES? JEALOUSY? LAP DANCES? PUSHING AND SHOVING?
    SOUNDED LIKE A FUN NIGHT.



  21. 21

    lindsay is starting to get tired of saman i give them anotherr month she misses the real thing shes tired of the fist lol



  22. 22

    Re: _Alice_ – WHO ALICE?



  23. 23

    Blondes have more fun but at least brunettes can remember it the next day.



  24. 24

    there whores dirty whores



  25. 25

    Sam should dump her ass, if she plays those little Jealousy games she is not mature enough to date. Oh ONE MORE THING, I thought Linds was ONLY gay for SAM and that she would be back with men if she wasn't with her. If that was the case, then why was she flirting with a GIRL and not a guy at the club…huh? LEZLO? lol



  26. 26

    hot lesbian love. nothing quite like it.



  27. 27

    ugh.get a life girls.



  28. 28

    They're both such morons….

  29. buck says – reply to this


    29

    Is Lohan gay because she was born that way, or was it her choice, or maybe a cry for attention, or maybe just fucked up psychologically.



  30. 30

    Re: _Alice_ – You are asinine, irrelevant, and altogether remedial. Congratulations on that trifecta. And fuck all you who don't like that I said what everyone over the age 15 is thinking.



  31. 31

    That was disturbing to read.



  32. 32

    How could anyone think a lap dance form SaMAN would turn anyone on??? FUCKING GROSS!!!

    I think I'm going to puke now!



  33. 33

    Peek A Boo!!!



  34. 34

    Re: PunchThatEmo – why you getting your panties in a bunch over our little alice?



  35. 35

    Re: PunchThatEmo – YOU STUPID FUCK! DON'T EVER TALK TO ALICE LIKE THAT AGAIN! AND YOU GROW UP, YOU ARE PEREZ! IF YOU CAME HERE FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION THAN YOU ARE asinine, irrelevant, and altogether remedial!



  36. 36

    PEREZ STOP GIVING THIS BITCH BLOG TIME MAKE HER GO AWAY FOREVER…SHE CAN'T GET JOBS ANYWAY



  37. 37

    Re: mamajud – WHOOAH!



  38. 38

    Re: mamajud – Because if I can take a stand against one blithering idiot a day then at the end my life I can say hey, it really meant something. And that I schooled a 13 year old on Perez Hilton. That counts for a lot of afterlife points I would think.



  39. 39

    THEY ARE GROSS!!!



  40. 40

    Re: PunchThatEmo – WTF did I say to you? Oh nevermind, I really don't care. Now STFU.



  41. 41

    Re: LettyB – Thank you LettyB. WTF? I never said anything to that person.



  42. 42

    Re: _Alice_ – Ahh Little Alice. You have spunk. I like that. If you work real hard in Junior College one day there may be a respectable position for you, say as a manager at Burger King. Dream big sweetie, dream big.



  43. 43

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!



  44. 44

    how exciting ! ………… yawn …….. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  45. 45

    Re: LettyB – hmmm I think you're better suited for a custodial management position, you know, cleaning toilets. We'll find something for you to do with your wasted life, no worries.



  46. 46

    Re: PunchThatEmo – You must have a pretty shitty life if spewing shit on PerezHilton makes your life 'worth something,' you dumb cow.



  47. 47

    Re: PunchThatEmo – Alice is like, royalty around here mother fucker. You best recognize.



  48. 48

    Re: PunchThatEmo – I think I'm in love with you now. Make out with me. But be gentle. And stop insulting me, it hurts my feelings. Now kiss me honey bunch!



  49. 49

    Re: Melissa is always right. – Hahahaha….kisses!



  50. 50

    there so stupid and immature isnt sam like 40Re: Spindoc – to make sam mad ,get it,, with another women a hot one//



  51. 51

    Re: PunchThatEmo – dude. wrong. you picked the wrong person.



  52. 52

    Who the hell is throwing their panties at Samantha Ronson???? She has groupies? Puh-lease. Must have just been Lindsay haters who were trying to piss her off. Obviously it worked!



  53. 53

    Every day I thank my lucky stars that I'm not this pathetic…

    I think these two might just be the biggest attention whores on the fact of the earth right now! Of course, they have nothing else going for them, so I guess it only makes sense that this is what they spend their time doing.



  54. 54

    Do we have video of the make out session? I'd like to see that.



  55. 55

    Samantha lapdancing?Yeah we believe that.What else we will hear?



  56. 56

    They should both go far far away



  57. 57

    Re: PunchThatEmo – fuck you're stupid!



  58. 58

    Hear they will be in DUbai soon for grand opening of Atlantis. Hope they kiss over there, then they will locked up thank god and we won't have to see their ugly faces any more.



  59. 59

    Re: _Alice_ – Don't cry, it's just perezhilton.com sweetie.



  60. 60


  61. 61

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – What is Alice gonna do come through the computer and beat him up? How is she the "wrong person?" I don't understand? Is there some cyber way to kick someone's ass that I'm not aware of? Just asking.



  62. 62

    Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they can't see you !!!



  63. 63

    Sweaty, pee-crotch, club panties?
    I'm laughing my fleshy, voluminous, zit-riddled ass off! P.S. Those of you who are giving heartfelt relationship advice to 'Lilo' are just plain confused. Step away from the keyboard.



  64. 64

    "Ah! Sweaty, pee-crotch, club panties! Tasty!" really was that necessary?!



  65. 65

    about the photo … they were not driving in London England … since when do they drive on the left (their steering wheels are on the right).



  66. 66

    I can't imagine anything less sexy than Samantha Ronson doing a lap dance.



  67. 67

    PEE-CROTCH PANTIES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M LOVING THAT ONE!

    As for the rest of you who ask why Perez continues to report about this, go watch your cnn and get all depressed about what's going on out there. This is MY escape time. Stop bringing the rest of us down.



  68. 68

    Can we say….GROW UP?



  69. 69

    Hey, that picture is not from London. SaMan is not driving on the other side of the car.



  70. 70

    The only ones I feel bad for is the gynocologists these girls go to!



  71. 71

    I was there, that wasn't what happened… Funny though



  72. 72

    Why the hell does Lindsay always turn her nose up at paparazzi? I mean she should be thanking her stars anyone still gives a damn about her…talk about a lucky break…what the hell does this girl do? Besides butcher Marilyn Monroe's memory by posing in her Marilyn "inspired" photospread and ho herself around Hollywood. If I never see her doped up face on a magazine again I will die happy.



  73. 73

    All I'm thankful for is that she doesn't do that many movies anymore.



  74. 74

    Dear People Who Comment on the Odor of Various Lesbian Vaginas.

    The vagina of a lesbian is not often malodorous due to the fact that we don't allow men to ejaculate inside us. Surely you're experienced enough (cuz I'm thinking everyone on this site including myself is a bit of a whore) to know that after hetero sex, your vadge stinks like something curled up and died in it. Repeating. Barring illness or other health issues, lesbians do not have odor control woes.

    Knowing is half the battle.



  75. 75

    Re: Melissa is always right. – Maybe it would do wonders for you too.