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Blaaaake Asked Wino to Smuggle In Crack to Rehab

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We hope Amy Winehouse still hasn't shelled out money for Blake Fielder-Civil's stint in rehab.

On Saturday, the UK's Sun reported that Blaaaaake texted her on a borrowed phone from the toilet at rehab begging her to smuggle in crack.

Crack is wack!!!!!!!

Doesn't look like rehab's doing him any good.

The tabloid also revealed that the husband and wife will be reunited on Monday.

Crackhous reportedly said through her intercom, “I get to see him Monday. Things weren’t going too well — we didn’t get to have sex for a whole year. I love the man."

That's too bad.

We really hoped she was done with that loser husband of hers!

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30 comments to “Blaaaake Asked Wino to Smuggle In Crack to Rehab”



  1. 1

    Love is blind Perez. And she obviously loves him



  2. 2

    Perez, you idiot….They are PERFECT for each other!



  3. 3

    This is so pathetic. Someone help them.



  4. 4

    Re: Serena83 – HAHAHAHAAHA LOL LOL SO TRUE!!!!!!



  5. 5

    This is really pitiful. He should have to stay there in rehab now that this info is leaked out!!
    If this keeps up I'm afraid it won't be long before we'll be reading their obituaries!!



  6. 6

    he has got to be the ugliest man alive…….

    give him all the crack he wants…..u cant change people like that…let him OD



  7. 7

    lock HIM up again in prison and send HER to rehab
    for a year



  8. 8

    please die already.
    there is no hope for those two.
    the only answer is DEATH



  9. 9

    they're morphing into eachother



  10. 10

    Wouldnt it be so hilarious to see Amy Winehouse looking clean and sober!!? I cant imagine what she would look like!!



  11. 11

    GROSS THEY R GOING TO DIE TOGETHER



  12. 12

    i would have hoped so much, too, that she's done with her husband.

    she can't get clean herself as long as she's together with this guy. it's a tragedy if you consider how talented she is.



  13. 13

    Love the dry, cracked lips.



  14. 14

    Re: gengarrules777
    love sometimes is blind… but if BOTH are addicted it's a problem.



  15. 15

    why do people even keep talking about her? what has she done to deserve to be famous? nothing.
    I never knew that if someone was disgusting and couldn't sing, would be so damn popular.



  16. 16

    why are you even talking about her?
    this is pathetic - in the worst way
    she not even good when clean



  17. 17

    Dumb…



  18. 18

    Wish there was some way to wipe all junkies off the face of the earth. They just take up valuable space



  19. 19

    That woman could have a brilliant career that most people can only dream about.

    Instead, she hangs out in scummy London pubs w/vile criminals and filthy addicts that share bloody needles and toy with their very lives hour to hour.

    If that's not a death wish, what is?



  20. 20

    tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
    What a loser



  21. 21

    she is VERY talented… love her voice. it's a shame to see her the way she is now. wonder if blake will even want to have sex with her after he sees what she has done to herself… and vice versa.



  22. 22

    They are both FUGZ….Sid and Nancy were far more glamorous.



  23. 23

    I bet she picks the crack/meth scabs on her vadge too! Yuk. What a waste of talent.



  24. 24

    ..I do hope that if he ever is caught with drugs in his system again they put him back in the slammer….tough love….get it together….and if this text mesage exists…take action people….no visitors….no drugs….6 weeks to change a habit? make it 12…make it 18..whatever it takes…change your crowd..change your life…



  25. 25

    This is solid factual news from the UK Sun???????????



  26. 26

    disgusting. those two crack fucks look like eachother.



  27. 27

    Hopefully she'll at least take a shower before seeing him. That's one nasty skank.



  28. 28

    I wish they would just both die and be done with it. They are both total fucking losers!!



  29. 29

    Maybe her loser husband will be done with her?



  30. 30

    hey! this is filed under amy _sedaris_ not winehouse, oops.