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If You Are Easily Offended….

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No, that's not him leaving the gym. That's Andrew Dice Clay leaving lunch, Saturday in Los Angeles. He sure knows how to work up a sweat chowing down!

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[Image via WENN.]



67 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”



  1. 1

    Eeew.



  2. 2

    That's NASTY hahaha



  3. 3

    sweet



  4. 4

    I think his hair dye is running in the pic too.



  5. 5

    ewwwwwwwww



  6. 6

    hahaha.thats zexyyyyy



  7. 7

    i dont even know who this is..



  8. 8

    Gnar.



  9. 9

    WOW he's HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like a walking heart attack!



  10. 10

    FUGGGGG we should have had a better warning than that.



  11. 11

    Wow…the diceman is getting OLD!!



  12. 12

    Heeey get outta here. I guess being unemployed doesn't mean you starve.



  13. 13

    and yet he still looks better than perez



  14. 14

    I'm ova here now…………. yikes



  15. 15

    i'm fatter than him

  16. Laila says – reply to this


    16

    yikes!



  17. 17

    Who the fuck is he?



  18. 18

    Im guessing he went to the gym right before lunch Perez!! Y else would he have a towel around his neck and be in a workoutesque shirt



  19. 19

    He looks as fat as Perez at his fattest.



  20. 20

    A has been douche! He's one step from being 6 feet under



  21. 21

    Now that hurt my eyes, my mind and my ass.



  22. 22

    he needs to plug his piehole and his hair



  23. 23

    Mmm… Hot. :/



  24. 24

    Damn baby! What happend!?



  25. 25

    SHEEEEEEEEIT!!!! NOW that's something to be OFFENDED by!!!!



  26. 26

    Fire your hairdresser asap



  27. 27

    On second thought he has tint on and that looks like a salon towel he is probably getting his hair colored and is outside smoking that is haircolor on his head for sure



  28. 28

    Wow……that's a shame. I'm sure he has a few bucks and can afford a trainer or even a gym membership and some healthy food.
    I think he's just lost his zest for life and could care less about the way he looks. Oh and yah, is that hair dye running down the side of his face ???



  29. 29

    Re: whooshy1Re: whooshy1Re: whooshy1 – OMG That was hilarious. I was crying/laughing and nearly choked on my iced tea!!!



  30. 30

    the horror



  31. 31

    james gandolfini?



  32. 32

    oh god…why didn't that say NSFW



  33. 33

    Dice rules. Bad pic though.



  34. 34

    Perez Hilton (or whatever his real name is) has blocked my IP address from posting comments. "Well, what kind of hate-filled, filthy speeched comments were you leaving?" you might be asking yourself… Hmmm, let's see, there was scripture from the Bible… oh, and then there was scripture from the Bible again…. what else, oh, right - scripture from the Bible. FREE SPEECH MY @$$ - Perez & his lemmings are some of the most small minded, hypocritical, idiotic, sorry excuses for human beings I've come across in my life. He's a bottom feeder - and since the election, his site has basically become a gay rest stop - ew….I shudder just thinking about the kind of people that are Perez Cheerleaders… so sad, so easily swayed…. Perez doesn't like people posting the TRUTH - and we're told about people like him and his lemmings in John 1:5 - And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not… Perez silnces that which he doesn't understand… the mark of a small man. Sad.

  35. Wrenn says – reply to this


    35

    SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Perez…I just ate.



  36. 36

    eww smoking and fat… thats basically asking to die. To the person who's complaining about being blocked i can see why your really annoying



  37. 37

    who?



  38. 38

    getting old really sucks



  39. 39

    HAHA he was such a nasty nonfunny and offensive guy back when he was a famous "comedian" what a loser hey and now he is a FAT COW!! LOL LMFAO ah karma is a bitch…



  40. 40

    who is he anyways ?…..boring



  41. 41

    Re: FREE*SPEECH*MY*@$$ – seriously bible quotes ?! crawl back under your rock your pathetic excuse of a human being



  42. 42

    omg haha his hair dye is on his scalp haha



  43. 43

    I knew him when he was hot…just before he made it big, before "Dice" threw himself a lousy roll. Wow, karma? That's what makin' derogatory comments about everybody looks like. Ouch!



  44. 44

    JEEEEZE are we really supposed to believe that his hair is naturally that dark and his scruff is white??? Seriously guys….If you are greying just LEAVE it like that! ALOT of women feel that it is VERY attractive. TRUST ME!!!!



  45. 45

    The poor Diceman…c'mon…1990 was 2 decades ago…he has leeway to look old and fat now!!



  46. 46

    Sick.



  47. 47

    Re: FREE*SPEECH*MY*@$$
    Too bad you made yourself look stupid by your comments. Knowledge, thinking for yourself and intelligence are power.
    Are you FLDS?



  48. 48

    hey perez U RETARD! HE'S GETTIN HIS HAIR DID! HE'S DYING THE GREY YOU MORON, NOT WORKING OUT! =P



  49. 49

    I dont care what none of you cunts think This man is on top of the list! His sons are hotties too are they over 18 yet? I hope so!



  50. 50

    I want to know also does Perez really block certain messages and comments? If so let me know addlechic182@hotmail.com I want to open a website on Perez Where I get to follow him around after he eats sleeps shits while he visits his mama his lover his family I want to take pictures of him eating laughing etc… I bet hed love it! Wouldnt you perez? Plus I wanna be rich like him.



  51. 51

    Re: FREE*SPEECH*MY*@$$ – God - is this crap on every comment site???? As I've said earlier - Perez never promised free speech to haters and morons - I take it that you're both. Good riddance.



  52. 52

    Andrew Dice Clay was an offensive, talentless loser even when people DID know who he was - now he's just a fat, offensive, talentless loser. Isn't it incredible that some people are allowed longevity on this planet and other bright, beautiful lights are just snuffed out way to early. Such is the lottery of life.

  53. beeez says – reply to this


    53

    No way. He is/was such a misogynist and now he's just an ugly fat f__k.
    Serves him so right,



  54. 54

    haha i was in a hinder music video with this guy a couple months ago and he was ripped!!!



  55. 55

    Grossness!



  56. 56

    Is that PAINT in his hair? (on the sides) It looks bizarre. He was always an annoying turd of a comedian. ZZZZZZzzzz



  57. 57

    Who??



  58. 58

    OMG he got FAT! too bad really :/



  59. 59

    Re: FREE*SPEECH*MY*@$$
    your religious freaks have turned the bible into nothing but hate. go to one of your bible thumping circle jerks. join one of their websites and spew your hate there. dont come round here no MO. what are you doing on this known gay website anyway, trying over and over again to post messages? such an obvious attempt to secretly come out of the closet. go to your local gay and lesbian center and work out your feeling before you hurt someone, or yourself.



  60. 60

    WHATEV.



  61. 61

    I'm more offended by you.



  62. 62

    good god,,,i sure hope he looks like that for a movie or something other than everyday life,,,although i cant recall the last movie he was in!! pity



  63. 63

    fuck lots of youngins here who doesnt know who the clay man is

    andrew dice clay is the shit….

    the real version of nursery rhymes

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  64. @v@ says – reply to this


    64

    At least he's gone to the gym; and he's no spring chicken. Attaboy, Andrew! We're all sitting here at our keyboards.



  65. 65

    damnit….he used to be hilarious



  66. 66

    his hair looks like it was drawn on his head with a sharpie!



  67. 67

    Andrew Dice Clay is still alive?