Completely Gratuitous
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Teddy Hilton!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Leave his balls alone Mario!
why are there pics of perez on the wall behind the dog?
I'd hit that
he's sooooo cute P
and you are getting hotter and hotter…..keep up the good work with your diet!
He is too, too cute. Unlike you with your gigantic fucking head.
If I was that mutt I'd shit on your pillow.
Aww I love Teddy!
Re: Jesskes – Fags love too look at themselves.
lol, teddy is so cute.
I WANT TO KICK YOUR DOG!!!!!!!
I want to TF that Hustler AD!
Re: LettyB – Low 70's again today, get any snow?
i don't know what is more annoying….perez and his pansyass boycotts or him treating a fucking dog like it's a kid……….
I come on to this site for "Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors". Not random videos of your dog…
Someone wake up Punky and tell her there's an Obama post.
That's gay Mario.
Re: LettyB – AHahahahahaha….me too!
"Completely Gratuitous"???…More like "Completely a fucken Yawnfest and waste of fucken time"
aw, he's adorable
nobody gives a shit about your dog………i'm sending nothing but "hope your dog finds your secret fatboy emergency chocolate stash, and o.d.'s on it" vibes your way until you remove and apologize for the winhouse/sadie post……….and you do know my vibes go a long way…..dontcha know, i single handedly saved oprah's place from the fires w/ my good thoughts
Tell us what Duff's farts smell like Mario!
ummm TEAM BRITNEY
Re: harrybalsac – it's freezing…..
Re: mamajud – That was you? Next time let it burn!
doggie style of course…
Re: mamajud – hahaha! you shoulda let oprahs house burn!!! change those thoughts and the wind direction!!
THAT'S GROSS..THE DOG IS INSIDE
Teddy is looking a little thin! You need to bulk him up!
i'm telling ya….i'd punt that dog so far………
MORE VIDEOS OF TEDDY PLEASE!!! HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER!!!
You all are some bitter ass bitches on here…..i gues thats why im always on here too….lol
Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – We're waitin' for the weather to change so the queers can protest in the rain, get sick and die.
My Teddy
I want
my
Teddy.
He's beautiful.
boy that dogs ugly
Teddy is the cutest !
Re: mej188 – you are retarded. "more videos of teddy please" blah blah blah.
Re: harrybalsac – YAH THANKS, IT'S FUCKING SNOWING RIGHT NOW!
Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – HAHAHAHA! LET'S KIDNAP HIS DOG!!!!
cute but please upgrade furniture.
omg, you make me smile, perez
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED FUCKING DOG! YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER! I SWEAR IF I EVER SEE YOU WALKING THAT PIECE OF SHIT I'M GONNA THROW HIM INTO TRAFFIC AND LAUGH
Re: tommy_g30 – not as ugly as Perez. He has fucking HUGE nostrils. Almost ape-like.
ok friends……..check back in with you later……..trying to wean myself a little…….my hubby was commenting that he was surprised my productivity around here hasn't gone up now that i'm kid free a few days a week
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now play nice kiddies!
Re: LettyB – i'll help you kidnap it only if we can cook him too!
Re: harrybalsac – Re: Parramore –
I'm trying to decide between you two which one of you I want to do first. I'll cook you Johnnycakes for breakfast after.
Re: vagvagwhatvag – HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVES IT!
teddy hilton is adorable.
why the fuck do you guys come on here if all your going to do is talk shit about perez and his dog? Go find something else to do with your time. Gosh you all must lead boring lives
Re: JohnnyCakes – Parramore, harry don't roll like that.
Teddy is so cute!
Ugly (but not as ugly as you, Perez)! Did you also shave him while you were shaving your balls???
i love videos of your puppy!
but. i can't tell if you're coloring his hair or it's naturally sandy…but if you are…STOP!!! dying the hair of a dog is like dying the hair on a baby: you don't want a bunch of chemicals like that on a dog. not to mention they have a strong sense of smell, and the smell of dye on their actual body can make them sick as a……well, you know. DOG.
aubrey o' day's dog is cute pink, but that dog is also suffering.
I hope he didn't get that stuff on the carpet
Re: Enjoyableari – BY THE LOOK OF YOUR PHOTO, SO DO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cute! Teddy looks like one of those balloon dogs with that haircut.
teddy is so so cute!! and it is so cute to see how much you love him!!!!
i miss my dog =(
Please do not cut Teddy's hair that short again!
Awwwww, Teddy's soooooo adorable, Perez, thanks for the videos of his cute self!!!!
Re: Enjoyableari – I asked them once before and they said that there still here because "they have friends here". Figures that the haters would have no life outside of their computers…
P.s. Your pup is cute! But you should probably let his hair grow out now that the winter months are pratically here.
AZUCAAAA!
-Celia Cruz (RIP)
Do you really have paintings of yourself on your own wall?!?!? C'mon Perez!
he looks ugly now
Re: ValPal – WOW AND YOUR HERE AGAIN TO TELL PEOPLE TAHT RIGHT! LOSER!
Re: LettyB – YOU ARE* THAT*
OMG I just wanna cuddle with him! He looks like such a loving and happy doggy!
Major CUTENESS ALERT!
Teddy is SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teddy Hilton voted yes on Proposition 8… he feels like if he can't marry a cat you can't marry another man………….. sorry I had to go there.
AWE YAY!!! Even with his bad haircut he still has a super-cute face
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Has anyone ever told you that Teddy looks a lot like a wheaton terrier?
Re: LettyB –
Yeah Youre making fun of my pic when you have smeagol as yours? look who should be talking…..
Perez get's on my dam nerves but anyone claiming this dog is ugly is a H8TER! he is soooo cuuuttee!!!!
cant u post something interesting……….
hahahahahahaha
that's ADORABLE!
love it[:
lmboo! ur funny perezzz
& i love ur moms laugh
Lunch on a leash.
needs some meat on those doggy bones
FEED HIM SEYMORE
Cuteness! More Teddy videos please!
Cute dog and it's nice that you're an attentive owner - but why the hell does Teddy have his leash on indoors??? It's kinda dangerous considering he could snag himself on the furniture. Set Teddy Free.
Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – He has to treat it like his kid, because the cock smoker will never have his own.
Nice music on the background!
and teddy is a cutie but not as
cute as my hamster cassie!!!!
Aww. Too cute.
u better feed him more!
he looks very skinny…:(
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