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Courtney Love responded to our post about her Jackrabbit 60 posts blog-a-thon. At least that's what we can deduce, given the title is "oh perez!"

The rest, however, is not so easy to decipher. In fact, it is almost totally incoherent, and we can't help but imagine Courtney Love confronting her computer much like the chimps confront the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

We ran it through a translator that interprets "Celeb MySpace Blog" into English, and extracted a few choice bits:

- C Love wants closed circuit TV set up in every room of her house (Paranoid much?)

- Francis Bean almost starred in Twilight, but a movie about "teen vampires" is just "asking for trouble"

- If little Bean does decide to be an actress, she has the auspices of "Scarjo, Gwyneth, Drew, and me who made every mistake possible and thus know what NOT to do better than anyone"

- Also, she has a cold (And we quote: "ahccough ahchoo!")

Oh, that explains the crazy posts!

Lay off the cough meds, Courtney!

Feel better soon!

Update: Okay, so Courtney deleted her old post and just put up this one!

"oh perez!!II

i didnt know that style.com would put all those links together, i dont ingest alchohol and to even make the merest suggestion of a Cr__k P–e is insane and mean.and a lie, wichyou know perfectly well.
one of the ten commandemnets is thou shalt notbear false witness, so to put up a terrible shot of me many years ago when i was veryvery ill, when you know you KNOW i do not ingestt narcotics of any sort of drink alcohol,is WRONG.
i apoloigise for thebarrge of links , they didnt turn out the way i assumed style.com made it seem they would,
as an illustrated story about how depression can attack anyone anywhere, and no i am not suicidal, occasionally very occasioanly like all of us i get depressed, and that was over a year ago and i had a mini little depression attack well big one, and the Lanvin show made me happier, i dont know quite why it happened but i find that mediciation is not the answer to this, working out and doing daimoku ( chanting) is as is yoga and eating correctly and i want somemore Kombucha tea i think that stuff is miraculous for glow and health. those things work far better than this chemical culture of numbing our rage and numbing our pains and demons,
Perez its great you got to spend the week with midge i mean madge but i have this strange feeling your all of the sudden feeling a pull to insult me to please her, thats ridiculous, imho, in any case if shes talking or even vibing nasty comments about me, thats not very "letting in of the light" etc,of her, we have many mutual friends and as she says to me "My Parachute is Open" to her when we cross paths, and i now have a stylist who has refused to leave me for her, unlike before, thats really the only issue between us . that of employee and more important than employee stylist snatching. I have the perfect stylist for me, she has someone for her, i have alsonever used you when i have "needed" you, and played that card, as i just dont do that,
PLEASE leave my kid out of it, when i make a technical booboo or get alittle whacky when shes at a movie,itsd my problem.
i thought it was a cool story told buy the dresses themselves in a way, and then i ran into a stolen few items and that made me sad. Im sorry if anyone fell over and broke thier ankles in the reading of my "barrage" wich i should have checked my space to see they were all going to be illustrated in one blog, i sometimes get pissed about the ridiculous nonsense and theft and share a teesny bit of it, yep a teensy bit, but basically im off blogging because youve upset my kid and embarassed her and so have i, so ive apoligised to her i hope you will too, she does not need words and images like "CR__K P__E+" and "drunk" as these are simply not things wich are true, so i think my space is best used for promoting great music such as the jukeboxes and great indie and not so indie designers and ideas and stuff that i find out there thats cool to look at aspire to or just get made , like on etsy. so are we all calm now? its not like i "hate you and am never speaking to you again" because we all make mistakes but you cant involve the child and its wrong of you to state something as fact you know is an untruth, that is not the M i know and like, so can we please apologise and move onward because i dont like being angry or resentful, i have a record to make and thats really all i have to do , what iw ear in my press matters and finding a great partner and illustrator matters but otherwise i realy havent got any business trying to be slick witha computer as i cant even cut and paste@!
have fun listening to "Miles Away" hey is that guitar plugged in? did i hear right that you said what ive been dying to say wich is straight up told her to get the thing off? thank YOU. shes a great dancer and performer and puts on great shows ( from what i hear) ( its not my thing musically) but when i see a guitar with no lead and it snot in the mix of th song i just think "BIG WOODEN NECKLACE" ALL I KNOW IS I SPENT MANY MANY MANY hours learning to play over many years and i still suck pretty hard but i write songs on it and it matters to me, guitars,
okay well everyone enjoy your fall my favourite month is November except we dotn have it in la, and love peace and forgiveness, remember? and that really all,
im sickened that a friend would drag me onto a bonfire because of style.com
but i think your self aware enough to know when youve crossed a line, right?
im certainly willing to take responsibilty for "barraging" and ineffectively telling a story and it comong across as kookoo, it was an hour of a mistake, thats been amended.
so lets get baclto doing what we do right okay? and stick with those who have stuck with you.
love
Kookoo."

[Image via WENN.]

82 comments to “Courtney Love Responds!”



  1. 1

    Um, drink much?



  2. 2

    DIE Bitch.



  3. 3

    uuuuummmm…….im just not sure what to say…..and i im very confused now…..



  4. 4

    I think Frances Bean would have been good in Twilight, assuming she can act. I'm not really a big fan of Kristen Stewart…



  5. 5

    You lost me at "oh perez."



  6. 6

    ew to her daughter in Twilight



  7. 7

    "have you ever gone to style.com ( say around 10/11 pm to fetch a dress youwanted your stylist to grab you in London)"
    Gosh Court, I thought I was the only one this happened to! You too?
    Never had it happen in London though, only Paris, Milan, and L.A.
    *rolls eyes*



  8. 8

    crazzzzzy bitch



  9. 9

    Ok so she is not the greatest communicator. However, you can make out what she is saying. I don't blame her for being protective of Bean. Also, she is sick of people stealing from her. Who can blame her? She needs to surround herself with some positive and honest people. - not like the ones Paris is choosing her BFF from either. Egads!

  10. Cora says – reply to this


    10

    She is such a mental case. She's always saying how her possesions and money are always stolen. Meaning she probably loses it during her drug binges when anybody and everybody can come into her house or see her bank accounts.
    I hope there is someone stable there for Frances Bean like her grandmother b/c Courney has been beyond help for years. I bet that 50 million she got from selling Kurt's music is almost gone too and we'll have to hear her rant about how she got ripped off.



  11. 11

    doesnt she look at her stuff after completing it?



  12. 12

    Are you sure that's not Cameron Diaz?



  13. 13

    come to my party the 28th…toronto 'goodhandy's' 18+ lotsa thrills and guests



  14. 14

    But what we really want to know, Courtney, is if you are boycotting Sundance this year? Well……….



  15. 15

    I LOOOOVE HOOOOOLE!!!!!!



  16. 16

    She should really think about going back to school for awhile.

  17. KayJ says – reply to this


    17

    i wanna be on what she's on



  18. 18

    TRANSLATION:

    Have you been to Style.com around 10 or 11pm, so your stylist can fetch a dress that you want in London, and instead you find a coat and other items that were stolen from me because 1. i dont have cameras all over the house, and 2. because the people that you trusted stole them from you? Is that depressing or what? My daughter is doing very well. And there is no "medicinal" mix-up, i am not on any "meds" that are narcotic in any way. In fact, i spent most of my day preparing Francis for Twilight tonight because she is a huge fan and was thisclose to landing a part in the film (though i will not specify which one). But it was a sensible part and we thought she was too young because it is set about teen vampires and thats just asking for trouble. If she ever considers acting for her career, trust me, itll be done right. She has good people that see can go to for advice and to talk, because like me, scarjo, gwyneth, drew have made every mistake possible and thus no one knows any better than us. I hope this clears things up.



  19. 19

    By the way, I heard about this on the phone and since my child's name is in it, i felt that i had to respond. Also, M. Can you look at this insane set of books he sent over time. Just take a peek, like maybe two pages? i dare you! "dress dyed pink to navy, $17,800." ACHOO! Excuse me! Dont defend them! You'll see!



  20. 20

    crazyy lady



  21. 21

    Good God, what an ugly bastard!



  22. 22

    WTF?



  23. 23

    COURTNEY…Go home, listen to "Live Through This" and remember that you had more talent in Doll parts than half these hacks will pen in their lifetime. You can dine off that forever. Just stop pandering to Perez. You lost enough cool points groveling to Madgelina years ago.



  24. 24

    I could not be fucked to read what she wrote. Will someone explain WHAT did KC see in her.



  25. 25

    "working out and doing daimoku ( chanting) is as is yoga and eating correctly and i want somemore Kombucha tea i think that stuff is miraculous for glow and health. those things work far better than this chemical culture of numbing our rage and numbing our pains and demons…"

    WOW COURTNEY TAKE THE MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  26. 26

    I think that she is barely literate. She is right, leave her daughter alone, she has nothing to do with it and she has been through enough already, I'm sure.



  27. 27

    JESUS!!! Ummm, I think she has a good heart, but put some periods in there! That was a run on and on and on sentence. I really think that she would have been much more clear and easy to undertand if she had used a little punctuation. It's kinda like taking a breath before you start a new thought, you know?? Whew. You rock lady, but you are a little difficult to understand.



  28. 28

    My eyes are burning after trying to read a few "sentences". Can anyone translate what this says? I think someone poked her brain with filler while she was having the lips puffed, and there is a big, empty hole in that thing sitting on her shoulders.



  29. 29

    Her publicist should look into getting her a computer breathalyzer of some sort.



  30. 30

    Frances Bean wishes she could star in Twilight. At least Kristen Stewart can act.



  31. 31

    Re: Brendalove – why????



  32. 32

    Re: WhowouldJackiedo – groveling…if ur talkin about what im thinkin of…she wasnt groveling more like being a rock'n'roll crack job and busting in on her interview…but not groveling i dont think any meds could make her do that…but yeah hole is the shit.



  33. 33

    yep sounds like a bipolar manic attack to me…she needs to calm down take meds and someone needs to keep her offline to keep her from saying embarassing things or something that could really get her in trouble…hope she gets better soon and gets off the drugs and alcohol… that really messes you up when you are bipolar



  34. 34

    WTF! I can not believe an adult wrote that. The space bar is glorious key!



  35. 35

    i get what shes saying and think shes dead right.perez is trying to attack her for no reason and make shit of her child just because his head is up madonnas ass who yes is using him so he wont write shit about her.shes terrified because she knows the whole world is seeing what a cunt she is and poor guy through all this shes only paying attention to perez when she wants something out of it.its sooooooooooo obvious.and back to courtney,if perez talked shit about my kid,id find out where he lives and get his big fat head kicked in.and so what if shes not over computer literate???so the fuck what???maybe she should take a leaf out of madges book and pay somebody to think and write for her.magde is a fucking douche put some clothes on bitch.at the end of the day even if her blog is a bit messed up your the fucking idiots if you cant figure out what shes trying to say,it doesnt take a genius to figure it out so maybe your the fucking stupid ones.PEREZ IF YOU EVER TALKED SHIT ABOUT MY KIDS OR FAMILY ID GET YOU A FUCKING BEATING NOT A BLOGGING.



  36. 36

    Re: perezishot1212 – O FUCK UP HE SAW A LOT MORE THEN IN YOU.REMEMBER HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU EXISTED NOER DID HE GIVE A SHIT.HE WAS HER HUSBAND…JEALOUS MUCH??

  37. PFF says – reply to this


    37

    I think she's trying to ask you to be a little bit more moralistic with your posts. There's blogging and there is bitching.
    I think you need to think about that.



  38. 38

    First of all, I want to say that I liked your "dancing" log in screen better, Cabezon! Bring it back.

    And, I think it's interesting that this post has been up all day and has only gotten 29 measly responses. What do you suppose that means? Hmmmmm?



  39. 39

    I think she's already embarassed her child enough with her 2004 antics. I'm one that defends Courtney Love from the stupid Kurt-killing accusations and I love her band Hole's 2nd album, Live Through This, that's one of the best albums of the 90s, but she lets me down with her ridiculous attention seeking antics and obsession with fame, and drug feuled antics. She let her ridiculous image go before putting the focus on her band and that's her mistake. She's so annoying with all the namedroppings too. Why is she mentioning Scarlett Johansson? Is she her newest celeb obsession. We all know she's been obsessed with Madonna for years because she wants to be as famous as Madonna. They are both washed up has beens anyway. Give me PJ Harvey anyday.



  40. 40

    At least she's not typing in all caps like Kanye.

    I doubt she has higher than a third grade education. I had better spelling and grammer in the third grade than she does now.



  41. 41

    What the hell is that site? I just subscribed to say that " hey Perez, don"t you have anything better to do ?
    Don't you think people including celebrities deserve a little more than your so so stupids comments? You are making a living on the people you are degrading. First of all, never ever judge a book by the cover. Rule number 1. How f*&%ing dare you to judge people abilities to be a mum or a dad? Does it make any sense to you that it could "maybe" hurt their children?. Anyway, now how do you Unsubscribed? This is new for me, and this is trash. Good luck in your future.



  42. 42

    I get so frustrated reading courtney's blogs, it seriously takes me like 15 minutes to decipher it, then it still makes no sense.

  43. MDT says – reply to this


    43

    Courtney…have you heard for S-P-E-L-L C-H-E-C-K????



  44. 44

    It's so obvious she's having a manic episode. Get help Courtney and stop hiding behind drugs and alcohol, they'll only make you feel worse in the long run.



  45. 45

    …..What the FUCK did she just say?! She's not taking any drugs or drinking my ASS.



  46. 46

    Kookoo a choo!

    I fucking love Courtney. Her posts are like poetry. Deal.



  47. 47

    I had to stop reading this!! It made my brain hurt.



  48. 48

    Who the hell has ,or would want to read all that crap!She is crazy,if its true she doesnt
    drink or do drugs,she really must be insane,poor thing



  49. 49

    Ha ha! She called u on your bullshiz, Prezzers- you've climbed so far up Madge's dried up old cunt, you can't even see the light of day. Better be careful: Maddogga destroys the career of EVERYONE that cums near her!!!



  50. 50

    Back off, Perez - Courtney is clean!

    I respect her as she was THE only one to go on record about what Owen Wilson's REAL issues were. She probably saved his life in the long run. She was really brave to go against the Hollywood "code of silence" regarding drug use.

    She's stepped back from the edge without losing her character. Long live Courtney - a true original! (And her daughter Frances Bean is a beauty also!)



  51. 51

    who the fuckity fuck does this crazy ass bitch thinks she is. i love how she's all caring about what Madonna does. if she's never been to a damn show, who is she to say she doesn't play the guitar? i have been to many of her concerts, up close and personal and Madonna DOES play the guitar. sure she doesn't snort lines of coke before she does it like Courtney used to but that doesn't mean she can't play. sure Courtney can play the guitar but the real question is can she spell???? i think she answered that question for everyone.
    nutty kookoo jealous hasbeen

    although i have to agree. you should have left poor lil bean out of it.. she has enough embarrassment with a mother like that!



  52. 52

    Her brain is fried from all those drugs, but she seems like a nice person, so fuck off douchebag.



  53. 53

    i'd share my kombucha with courtney and francis anyday

  54. auds says – reply to this


    54

    wow. this is just sad. the bitch just needs to stop writing things. no one respects her and her crazy opinions. or rather her nonsensical babbling. why doesn't she just use spell check or something? maybe her space bar is broken? isn't there someone around to tell her "courtney, GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!"



  55. 55

    Re: kvnphotography@yahoo.com – Or *grammar* perhaps? Takes some nerve to bitch about someone else's spelling when you don't even have your shit together…



  56. 56

    Re: midgety – no she fucking doesnt and everybody knows she doesnt wake the fuck up she has you fooled.and thats actuakky funny that you believe it



  57. 57

    ..What the fuck went wrong with her face?



  58. 58

    U ROCK LOVE!!!!!!! TAKE CARE OF UR BABY GIRL!!!! PEACE



  59. 59

    Deep thoughts………that is whack!



  60. 60

    Re: jackie kay – hmmmm…nah, she was currying for Madonna's favor…could never figure that out since she was the first (and one of the few) to slag off madonna's trying to join up with her label (Maverick)…



  61. 61

    Okay, so she's not going to be an English major anytime soon. However, I agree with alot of what she says. Madonna DOES suck, can't play a guitar, and IS using you for press right now.

    I think Courtney is a doll who's had to deal with ALOT of shit in her life, but regardless, she's always been real. I'm glad she defends her kid, and I'm glad she doesn't kiss ass. Her writings are like poetry (as someone mentioned) and Hole kicks alot of ass. She is actually a musician, unlike Madonna who is strictly for entertainment purposes (although I've never found her entertaining). Go Courtney, FTW!



  62. 62

    Re: janebird – ooooh PJ, yes, she was luscious :-D !



  63. 63

    Re: midgety – …except Courtney's seriously got more talent in one of her crack-farts than anything that's ever cum out of Madonna's mouth or brain. If She'd had a smidgen of Madonn'as riotous ego, she'd still be in the charts instead of this rag….



  64. 64

    I am so tired of all these so called adult celebs acting like everyday is highschool. I mean grow up and set an example already. It's hard when I try and look up to these two women and no not your Perez and shit like this goes onm, so tired already…



  65. 65

    um, I really think she would serve her and her family best by…. not talking.
    That poor girl of hers.



  66. 66

    Uhm, I don't think she has any friends.

  67. iieee says – reply to this


    67

    Re: Stevie D.

    So, how many years did it take for you to learn to speak "Courtney"?



  68. 68

    Well, I understood her perfectly! She actually doesn't do drugs anymore nad has cleaned herself up remarkably.
    If you are basing your opinions on the fact that she doesn't punctuate and has run on sentences..so what…have you read blogs from people in their teens and 20's lately? they can't even spell, much less punctuate!
    Courtney is really quite brilliant…has anyone ever read the article that she wrote about how the music biz works? It was totally amazing and eye-opening. Go ahead and google it, and you will find out.
    She isn't great on the computer and she admits it. She's been thru alot and has a big heart.



  69. 69

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you don't go to school and do drugs. Dumb-as* !!! Loser!!!! Illiterate!!!



  70. 70

    Yeah… OF COURSE she's totally sobre when writing this.



  71. 71

    Give the woman a break…
    And for all the posts with the word 'die' or some other ridiculous comment regarding Kurt Cobain - why don't you just grow up and quit it with your stupid negitivity??



  72. 72

    HA! I totally agree with her assessment of Madonna's "Big Wooden Necklace" !! Courtney is the last woman of rock….there has been nobody since.



  73. 73

    What? Humm? I can't make sense of a word she posted.



  74. 74

    Why don't you get a life and stop stalking people with personality - just because you don't have enough of one to make a website about yourself. You're so clever, everyone really respects you.



  75. 75

    I can't believe I just read that.

  76. melb says – reply to this


    76

    Nice to know you can be rich and famous but don't need to know how to form a complete sentence.

    It's not just Courtney with this problem I have noticed- many celebrities seem unable to communicate effectively without a script in front of them. How sad

  77. t. says – reply to this


    77

    is it my imagination or is that cameron diaz?



  78. 78

    Err makes sense to me! Madonna and her wooden necklace - fucking hilarious. And she does look like Cameron Diaz in that pic



  79. 79

    Courtney Love is a dirty, nasty skank who needs to be commited to a mental institution…

    Sorry Frances, but it's true!!



  80. 80

    Gotta say it but im on Clo's side. She just needs to learn how to end a sentence.



  81. 81

    Everyone should read 'Love and Death' and watch 'Kurt and Courtney' and check out these websited www.cobaincase.com and www.justiceforkurt.com.



  82. 82

    I like courtney, what she says is very positive, YOGA>DAIMOKU(CHANTING) and I love KOMBUCHAS too, people judge her for being crazy who cares if she is as long as she's happy.