Courtney Love responded to our post about her Jackrabbit 60 posts blog-a-thon. At least that's what we can deduce, given the title is "oh perez!"
The rest, however, is not so easy to decipher. In fact, it is almost totally incoherent, and we can't help but imagine Courtney Love confronting her computer much like the chimps confront the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
We ran it through a translator that interprets "Celeb MySpace Blog" into English, and extracted a few choice bits:
- C Love wants closed circuit TV set up in every room of her house (Paranoid much?)
- Francis Bean almost starred in Twilight, but a movie about "teen vampires" is just "asking for trouble"
- If little Bean does decide to be an actress, she has the auspices of "Scarjo, Gwyneth, Drew, and me who made every mistake possible and thus know what NOT to do better than anyone"
- Also, she has a cold (And we quote: "ahccough ahchoo!")
Oh, that explains the crazy posts!
Lay off the cough meds, Courtney!
Feel better soon!
Update: Okay, so Courtney deleted her old post and just put up this one!
i didnt know that style.com would put all those links together, i dont ingest alchohol and to even make the merest suggestion of a Cr__k P–e is insane and mean.and a lie, wichyou know perfectly well.
one of the ten commandemnets is thou shalt notbear false witness, so to put up a terrible shot of me many years ago when i was veryvery ill, when you know you KNOW i do not ingestt narcotics of any sort of drink alcohol,is WRONG.
i apoloigise for thebarrge of links , they didnt turn out the way i assumed style.com made it seem they would,
as an illustrated story about how depression can attack anyone anywhere, and no i am not suicidal, occasionally very occasioanly like all of us i get depressed, and that was over a year ago and i had a mini little depression attack well big one, and the Lanvin show made me happier, i dont know quite why it happened but i find that mediciation is not the answer to this, working out and doing daimoku ( chanting) is as is yoga and eating correctly and i want somemore Kombucha tea i think that stuff is miraculous for glow and health. those things work far better than this chemical culture of numbing our rage and numbing our pains and demons,
Perez its great you got to spend the week with midge i mean madge but i have this strange feeling your all of the sudden feeling a pull to insult me to please her, thats ridiculous, imho, in any case if shes talking or even vibing nasty comments about me, thats not very "letting in of the light" etc,of her, we have many mutual friends and as she says to me "My Parachute is Open" to her when we cross paths, and i now have a stylist who has refused to leave me for her, unlike before, thats really the only issue between us . that of employee and more important than employee stylist snatching. I have the perfect stylist for me, she has someone for her, i have alsonever used you when i have "needed" you, and played that card, as i just dont do that,
PLEASE leave my kid out of it, when i make a technical booboo or get alittle whacky when shes at a movie,itsd my problem.
i thought it was a cool story told buy the dresses themselves in a way, and then i ran into a stolen few items and that made me sad. Im sorry if anyone fell over and broke thier ankles in the reading of my "barrage" wich i should have checked my space to see they were all going to be illustrated in one blog, i sometimes get pissed about the ridiculous nonsense and theft and share a teesny bit of it, yep a teensy bit, but basically im off blogging because youve upset my kid and embarassed her and so have i, so ive apoligised to her i hope you will too, she does not need words and images like "CR__K P__E+" and "drunk" as these are simply not things wich are true, so i think my space is best used for promoting great music such as the jukeboxes and great indie and not so indie designers and ideas and stuff that i find out there thats cool to look at aspire to or just get made , like on etsy. so are we all calm now? its not like i "hate you and am never speaking to you again" because we all make mistakes but you cant involve the child and its wrong of you to state something as fact you know is an untruth, that is not the M i know and like, so can we please apologise and move onward because i dont like being angry or resentful, i have a record to make and thats really all i have to do , what iw ear in my press matters and finding a great partner and illustrator matters but otherwise i realy havent got any business trying to be slick witha computer as i cant even cut and paste@!
have fun listening to "Miles Away" hey is that guitar plugged in? did i hear right that you said what ive been dying to say wich is straight up told her to get the thing off? thank YOU. shes a great dancer and performer and puts on great shows ( from what i hear) ( its not my thing musically) but when i see a guitar with no lead and it snot in the mix of th song i just think "BIG WOODEN NECKLACE" ALL I KNOW IS I SPENT MANY MANY MANY hours learning to play over many years and i still suck pretty hard but i write songs on it and it matters to me, guitars,
okay well everyone enjoy your fall my favourite month is November except we dotn have it in la, and love peace and forgiveness, remember? and that really all,
im sickened that a friend would drag me onto a bonfire because of style.com
but i think your self aware enough to know when youve crossed a line, right?
im certainly willing to take responsibilty for "barraging" and ineffectively telling a story and it comong across as kookoo, it was an hour of a mistake, thats been amended.
so lets get baclto doing what we do right okay? and stick with those who have stuck with you.
[Image via WENN.]