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Queen Elizabeth at the Cinema & Television Benevolent Fund Royal Film Performance 2008: A Bunch Of Amateurs in London on Monday night.

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If i were anointed the new Queen of England, the first thing I would do is ________.

[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 17, 2008 at 6:39 pm

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  1. 1

    your mom.

  2. Kate says – reply to this


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    LEAVE THE QUEEN ALONE! You are not allowed to make fun of her… she's off limits. Canadians love the Queen and the Royal Family… do not alienate your readers to the north.



  3. 3

    I'd want to say "Off with his head" in reference to you Perez *lol*



  4. 4

    Jet black does NOT go with light pink, honey.

  5. KayJ says – reply to this


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    not wear this stupid dress



  6. 6

    take a young lover



  7. 7

    YELL OUT "OFF WOTH PEREZs HEAD



  8. 8

    SEND HATEFUL BIG HEADED FAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!



  9. 9

    she's so cute, love her.



  10. 10

    Re: Kate – Sweetie, Perez alienates everyone…have you missed all the Mormon hate posts??? Besides, I don't think he was offensive to her…my opinion. Glad to know you love her though…I do as well :)



  11. 11

    I would make frumpy old lady helmet hair illegal.



  12. 12

    I WOULD GIVE BACK ALL THE LAND I OWNED BACK TO THE PEOPLE



  13. 13

    Buy a cuter purse!



  14. 14

    I would visit PreHack dot Org



  15. 15

    Have my enemies put to death….



  16. 16

    make david beckham my king and throw posh in the dungeons



  17. 17

    Prince Harry



  18. 18

    Re: Kate – Canada can fuck off!!!! USA bitch



  19. 19

    Grab my dick and yell "Louie"!

  20. Rimsy says – reply to this


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    Fuck one of the Princes



  21. 21

    The first thing I would do is KICK PRINCE CHARLES' ASS for helping get Diana killed, then moving on to that skank he calls his "true love". But that's just me.



  22. 22

    Insist my staff stop accepting those late-night booty calls from John McCain.
    Insist my staff stop accepting those late-night booty calls from Cindy McCain.



  23. 23

    i cant help but wonder what kind of panties she has on…..thong!



  24. 24

    get a new handbag



  25. 25

    MARRY JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS, THE KING OF ENGLAND AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER…
    that's wassup!



  26. 26

    out all the fucking reptiles in the royal family before I would be killed in a "suspicious car crash"



  27. 27

    bring back the spice girls



  28. 28

    Get lots of plastic surgery and a stylist. I love the Queen but wouldn't you love to see her get a makeover! I would love to see her on "What Not To Wear" Stacey and Clinton would have a field day with her closet!



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    MAKE JOAN COLLINS A DAME LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR!
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    SHE KILLED DI!
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  31. PFF says – reply to this


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    aww, its Queeny we



  32. 32

    Get my hands on the "royal jewels".



  33. 33

    never wear that old person color again



  34. 34

    Pick a purse that matches the outfit currently being worn… I'm sure she has plenty of handbags that would match!



  35. 35

    I'd FINALLY figure out what is in that F**KING handbag!!!!



  36. 36

    get a new stylist



  37. 37

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – changed my name….just FYI….tired of people telling me i spelled it wrong..lol….

    kept the pic tho….just for you



  38. 38

    …"the first thing I would do is buy some new, couture clothes with matching accessories and find a new hair stylist. Then I'd practice smiling in front of the mirror until I got it down pat".

    I'm sure Queen Elizabeth is a delightful woman, but she needs some fashion guidance in the worst way….



  39. 39

    get another purse.



  40. 40

    She needs to go away. Let Prince Charles become King you cunt.



  41. 41

    I would carry a handbag that matched my dress!!!



  42. 42

    say to her that UK IS THE BEST COUNTRY ON PLANET!!!!!!!



  43. 43

    take the black purse away from her and give her a clutch. that shit doesn't match!



  44. 44

    I would tell my subjects to ease up on the alcohol. The British are a bunch of drunken buffoons!



  45. 45

    For someone who likes to think of themselves as up to date, your several hundred years out of date with this "Queen of England" baloney, Perez.

    Queen Elizabeth II is Queen of the United Kingdom, not to mention Queen of Canada, Queen of Australia etc.

    It makes you sound very un-intelligent when you call her "Queen of England" because it is ignorant and clearly false.



  46. 46

    Re: Kate – uh… what part of this is making fun of her you moron????? get a life and stop being so touchy.



  47. 47

    If i were anointed the new Queen of England, the first thing I would do is make sure my stylist knows how to colour-coordinate gloves and purse with a coral-coloured long dress.



  48. 48

    Take back America! lol naww Id steel Prince William for my new king!



  49. 49

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – *hug*



  50. 50

    ….take classes in "Class". Because she's been showing the world how to live with Dignity, Wisdom, and Class since World War II.



  51. 51

    Re: Kate – Thank you, number 2. Well said.



  52. 52

    educate people on the fact that she is not the queen of England but the queen of the UNITED KINGDOM and no it is not the same thing! not to mention that she is also the queen of Australia and numerous other places, look it up!!



  53. 53

    Re: lokimercury – THANK YOU!!!



  54. 54

    Canadian's love the Queen? Um, not if any of my tax dollars went to pay for *that* wardrobe!



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    Re: ShakeYourkitty –
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    DARLING THANK YOU!
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    AND DON'T LET THESE JOE THE PLUMBER LOVIN' SKANKS INFLUENCE YOU WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT HONEY!!!
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    MUAH!
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    Humbly Urs,
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  56. 56

    I would toss her raisin ass and the rest of the royal family out the window…maybe i'll leave some tea and scrumpets by the trash can with the rest of the garbage.



  57. 57

    Re: Alexis_Carrington_Bitches! –
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    KISSES DARLING!!!
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    Alexis says: "If you don't like the champagne, don't drink it!"
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    Gawd, I LOVED THAT BITCH!!!
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    Yours in Prada,
    LG
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  58. 58

    I would kill all the english bastards then send all the imegrants back to their own fucking countries!



  59. 59

    OFF WITH CAMILLA'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  60. 60

    Re: topper – Touch those nasty things….no thanks! Better he keep them in his underwear.



  61. 61

    Reset the Royal Jewels into a Diamond, Ruby, Sapphire & Emerald encrusted HUGE Dildo!



  62. 62

    kiss my grandson harry!!
    :p



  63. 63

    Re: LuvleeRita –
    A NEW queen means a new pair of royal jewels. Some twenty-something hottie.



  64. 64

    Re: topper –
    Its a king after she dies dumbass.



  65. 65

    abolish the monarchy.



  66. 66

    Clean my Clam



  67. 67

    get new purses that match my frumpy dresses?



  68. 68

    FUCK MY GRANDSONS??



  69. 69

    pat Queen Elizabeth on the back for doing her monarchy the best way she knew how.



  70. 70

    If I were anointed queen, the first thing I would do is GET PAID!

  71. Rimsy says – reply to this


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    Re: topper – Thats what I said!



  72. 72

    I love her!



  73. 73

    Get Amy Whino out of my country!



  74. 74

    Behead Camilla!



  75. 75

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – I adore her :) Glad you love her too!
    XOXO - Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan



  76. 76

    Re: Kate – Here in Québec, Canada…. we don't really appreciate her… she's a bit out of the line…



  77. 77

    LET THEM EAT CAKE! THEM FIRE MY STYLIST!!



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    Re: Alexis_Carrington_Bitches! –
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    DARLING I WISH THEY'D PUT "DYNASTY" BACK ON THE SOAP NETWORK!!!
    OH AND "KNOTS LANDING" TOO!!! AND "HART TO HART" ON TVLAND DAMMIT!!! OH AND "PAPER DOLLS" BACK ON SOAP ALSO!!!
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  79. 79

    do naughty things to harry and william mwahahahaaa



  80. 80

    Re: Mishymashy –
    A NEW QUEEN is what the article says dumb ass. A new queen gets a new prince who comes with new jewels. What grade of school are you enrolled?



  81. 81

    Prince Harry, in every bed in Windsor Castle!



  82. 82

    Knight Daniel Craig….



  83. 83

    Re: Leona$ Gho$t – Love Dynasty :) TV sucks now…bring back the classics!!! *kiss and hug*



  84. 84

    I would torture my enemies in the tower of London,then put them to death. What fun! I wish I was Queen!



  85. 85

    Take a long hot bath!
    Get a massage and take a disco nap!
    Never worry about a fucking thing ever again.



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    Re: sweetpiece –
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    KISSES YOU DARLING!!!
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    Re: Alexis_Carrington_Bitches! –
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    CIAO–FOR NOW!
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  88. 88

    Find a purse to match the bag.



  89. 89

    Deport the old royal bloodsuckers and all their hangers on



  90. 90

    I'd educate those stupid fucking yanks who still think the Queen has powers. That all stopped in 1649.



  91. 91

    Enter the 21st century already!



  92. 92

    I would knight Kate Winslet to make her "Dame Kate Winslet," kick Prince Charles to the curb then order that Prince William will be king AND stop all blood sports the royal family and aristocracy like so much.



  93. 93

    Re: Kate – Puleeze. Get off the royalty tit once and for all. You Canadians have an identity crisis because you still cling to the old Loyalist ways yet you want to be like Americans. All the pussies who were against the Revolutionary War in the colonial period fled north. Seems appropriate once of your provinces is full of French assholes! You guys want to be Europe in North America - get a life!



  94. 94

    denounce all first born sons!!



  95. 95

    Re: Snickers – If we wanted to be like Americans, we'd gain 100 pounds, hate each other and spend all our time watching reality tv and Jerry Springer. You should really learn something about other countries, maybe you'd get down off your pedestal long enough to realize what a joke you are.



  96. 96

    get a handbag that actually matches my ensemble



  97. 97

    lick Harry's feet.



  98. 98

    i would make all the palaces low income housing except for one in scotland. i would sell all the jewels in the crowns etc and use it to provide for others in need. then i'd bang tony blair :)



  99. 99

    If I was Queen I would put myself on all US Stamps and then reciprocate by putting the President Elect back on jam jars.

  100. Dishy says – reply to this


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    If I were anointed the new Queen of England, the first thing I would do is… but the old queen NEW purse!

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