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Mr. Sulu Is Into Water Sports

Filed under: TV News > Anglophilia > Oops! > Old People

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Contestant George Takei has pissed off the producers of the UK reality competition show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here…literally!

He went pee pee in a no-no zone!

The old dog was caught, by the show's night vision cameras, urinating in the 'living quarters'.

The show's on-set medic said, "I tell all the celebrities not to pee in the camp, but someone always disobeys. Rats love human urine and they are extremely attracted to it. They will come in and gather around the pee, which then attracts snakes who feast on the rats. It’s one of the worst things the contestants can do."

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Well, if there's a major rat infestation the celebs will be able to point their fingers at Mr. Sulu!

Maybe a snake will bite Georgie's snake! Karma!

[Image via WENN.]

36 comments to “Mr. Sulu Is Into Water Sports”



  1. 1

    lol
    that's funny.



  2. 2

    TMI!



  3. 3

    Gay, Gay I say!



  4. 4

    No wonder Perez love's the Golden shower, rat fuck bastard!



  5. 5

    " I want piss on you, yes I do, drip drip drip…."



  6. 6

    Perez mom should stop playing her cuban songs and post real celebrity news!!!!!



  7. 7

    why is this show on t.v????
    leave them there.



  8. 8

    Let the poor old fucker piss where he wants.



  9. 9

    lol i love it. If I were a guy, I'd pee wherever I wanted to too



  10. 10

    Re: _Alice_ – wanna be gay together?



  11. 11

    He's taking piss tips from Mini-Me!



  12. 12

    Re: _Alice_ – DITTO THAT!



  13. 13

    pee-pee



  14. 14

    Perez,only you would care about this old HOMO !!!



  15. 15

    he sure is takei



  16. 16

    Re: Big Black Dick – I love you :)



  17. 17

    THAT'S FUNNY!
    RATS LIKE PISS!
    .



  18. 18

    BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE!



  19. 19

    Re: sweetpiece – HEY DID YOU ANSWER ASBERT'S QUEST ON THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL POST!



  20. 20

    Re: sweetpiece – I MEANT ASHBERT.



  21. 21

    Duff needs to write a song about how I made her piss in the back of the limo.



  22. 22

    Re: mama of 2 – hey mama…..was wondering where you'd gone



  23. 23

    Re: mama of 2 – Uh, hell yeah. Do you like swings?



  24. 24

    fresh.



  25. 25

    Re: mamajud – been sooo busy.



  26. 26

    My girlfriend's
    brother pisses on
    his whores after he
    fucks them..sometimes,
    he shits.



  27. 27

    Re: LettyB – 20 I answered. I am sure I did not answer the question.



  28. 28

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – ewwwwwwwwww!



  29. 29

    Re: LettyB – 28 Do you really want to question humanity? Get tremendously grossed out?
    Have you sent the Pasolini film Salo?
    .
    See it, then we'll talk.



  30. 30

    Re: sweetpiece – SOUNDS GOOD! I WROTE IT DOWN! IS IT EASY TO FIND?



  31. 31

    Re: LettyB – 30 Probably, but you should know, it is not something you will thank me for turning you on to. I just think it is relevant.



  32. 32

    So he took a piss outside. Big Woop. I'm sure urine supposedly attracting rats, which supposedly attract snakes….doesn't take place in a matter of moments.
    Besides, whats wrong with rats or snakes? in poor starving countries, they sizzle just fine over a good spit, and even taste like chicken.



  33. 33

    "They will come in and gather around the pee."

    A typical evening in Anytown, Alabama



  34. 34

    FILTHY PIG.



  35. 35

    oh hey this cracked me up. say where was the loo in this place? george must have been unable to use it and if it was a choice between peeing his pants or in the bushes, well hello, obvious choice, rats and all.



  36. 36

    If it were true that rats are attracted to piss…then the whole state of Pennsylvania would have been taken over by rats by now…which is preferable to most of the humans here - since that has not happened, I really don't believe it. Somebody has been reading some sort of a twisted Dr. Seuss tale.