Asslee May Induce Pregnancy! Hasn't Popped Yet
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Jessica Simpson > Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz
Asslee Simpson's older sister, former reality TV star Jessica, revealed at the Ellen show Monday (airing Wednesday) that sister dear will have labor induced. "They're going to have to," she says. "It's already developing really quick."
Ass has apparently tried to encourage the baby out naturally but the babe's not budging. Continues Jess, "Different foot massages and stuff. I don't know. I think she's really just jumping around trying everything right now."
We can't wait to see what the AssWentz baby will look like!
[Image via SNAP-PIX.]
Posted: November 18, 2008 at 11:15 am
Hurry up, Poppa Joe needs to pimp it out!
you know, you can dress really cute while pregnant…….she totally fucked up. bag lady.
Look in the mirror Mario and you'll see the Biggest ASS BABY ever!
YAH IT'S DEVELOPPING QUICKLY JESSICA, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE INDUCING!!!! YOU DUMB FUCKING BLONDE!!!!
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Expect the world's first ANAL BIRTH!!!
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Man she's been pregnant for yrs, so it seems.
Oh my child, that skirt does nothing for your figure. Pancake ass is not a good look…
Re: LettyB –
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DARLING YOU'VE BROUGHT BACK LG'S FAVORITE AVATAR!!!
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TEAM LETTYB!!!
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Aww…
she looks
adorable.
I really hope
everything
goes great for
her. Im sure
she's ready for
it ! ! !
That baby will
keep her busy
so she's not gonna
have any time to go
back to the microphone
anymore ! ! Yay…
That kid will lip syncing by 18 mos.
Is it a girl or a boy? anyone know?
Hopefully it will have her old nose. you know, the one she was proud of and then chopped off. She sucks and so does her lip synching.
The baby will come out on his or her own, there's no need to induce. Inducing increases the chance of emergency c-section.
who cares?
Does this dumb bitch realize that her baby is going to have her pre-plastic surgery looks?? Probably not - so, when this kid develops a huge shnozz and she cries "why doesn't this kid look like me? Did Pete cheat on me?" someone should just slap her
Re: STFUP – Those titties are inducing a woody.
Re: Leona$ Gho$t – hahahaha….she is kind of a huge asshole…
I FUCKED PE.REZES PU.TA MADRE!
Re: Leona$ Gho$t – and hello lover
WHERE THE HATERS AT I'M BORED!
Re: Leona$ Gho$t – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and we care about jessica's simpson sister because….?!?!?
um……i think all pregnancies are "induced"
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perz is crack…….now i go for real…..for now
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haha alice……i've been wondering too if the babe will be blessed with her nose
I am sure the baby will be cute, Perez is just trying to get an early start picking on this one.
Re: Leona$ Gho$t – HAHAHA
If that kid looks like her, it's ruined for life.
Considering the parents, the baby will be ugly as shit….
Can those stupid fucking headbands go away already??!!
Re: Leona$ Gho$t –
My Darling Bitchtress is back, hello honey. Isn't it wonderful to have the letty baby back? Kisses
She looks dirty and greasy! I bet she smells horrible. I hope she cleans her smelly coochie before the delivery…poor Doctors
Re: _Alice_ – lmao that was funny.
Re: LettyB –
Hey fukard, you krack my ass off..your always the fuck bored. What do you want to do?
She looks totally cute! Maybe she should stay pregnant…lol.
Seriously, though, has she tried nipple stimulation? That works big time!!!!!!!!! Someone should tell her.
i thought these people were very religious, i guess having babies out of wed lock and dancing like sluts on tables is the what they're daddy was preaching in church before they became Z-list stars.
May I say, in my opinion, pregnancy has ALREADY been induced.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – #20.
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OH MY!
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they'll have a cute baby
Re: SheriMoonZombie – kICK PEREZ'S ASS!!!!!!!
After listening to these two idiots for nine months, the baby is afraid to come out.
She is gonna have a boy.
I thought this kid was way overdue, I remember Pete saying the baby was due at the end of October, then first week of November!
In the title you meant induce labor right?
I had to have my water broken with a big crochet needle thing befor my daughter would arrive-
she was 21 days over due
That can be truly miserable
I told my OB GYN to stop lying to me it wasn't a pregnancy it was a tumor.
Good luck to Ashley
She's gross
DID HER ASS FALL OFF?
I heard that Pete was missing in the TRL finale, and then one of his friends told that he was "so excited for Pete and Ashlee" so… I guess the baby is coming really really soon.
Perez… you're so bad, but I "so" love you!
Perez, this couple is very cute, and does nothing to bother people. Why can't you grow up a bit, and stop calling them names? A little maturity goes a long way.
Re: La Diva – I was thinking the same — Lordy, how long is the normal human gestational period? Her's seems like it's been a year and a half so far.
1st off who the hell dresses like that?
2nd the kid will have Asslee's old fugly nose and be a midget like Wentz.
Poor Kid having the loser Joe Simpson as a grandfather. He will be trying to sell that kid everywhere so he doesn't have to get a J O B.
there's nothing wrong with her outfit, you fucking MORONS!
that's just her style, and plus that pic is from a few months ago…
How can an entire family of women have absolutely no ass?
I bet ths dumb cunt has sounds of a woman giving birth piped into her room and she'll just lip sync to it.
what the heck is she wearing!! why has she always strived to look indie if she only knows POP. BTW, dont try to pull the whole lowrise thing assley, YOURE PREGNANT! nobody wants to see your ass crack
who cares about Ass?
her skirt is basically around her fucking ancles.
shes fucked for life.
she should of stayed a punk.
For some reason Jess sounds to me like a very jealous sis… wish it was her poppin out i guess…
Most induced labor situations aren't necessary. The percentages of induced labor have gone up drastically the past 10 years because insurance companies and doctors are making shitloads of cash from it. When I was pregnant my doctor told me I needed induced labor and I refused one. He was mad and acted likeI needed one and tried to scare me into having one, but I knew my baby would come out naturally when she was suppose to. Sure enough, she was born healthy with no complications and on her own. It's all a bunch of BS. They can say they're trying to save lives, but it's all about $$$$.
this makes no damn sense. she had to have lied about her due date which was "supposably" on halloween no creditable obgyn is gonna let a pregnant lady stay pregnant almost 3 weeks after her due date. The Simpsons aint nothing but some lying ass real life cartoon characters. in the pic above she dont even look that damn big is that suppose to be a recent pic???
If her skirt was any lower we'd have a front row view to watch the baby come out in that picture…
all i gotta say is stop dissing them!
they never did anything to you!
she aint an ass!
just stop it ok!
does anyone effing realize she had nose surgery because she had a breathing problem? seriously, no mercy for the pregnant lady.
Re: CARRIE E IS A NASTY UGLY CUNT –
The picture is from summer.
And from what I heard, her "actual" due date was "around thanksgiving" so, I dunno. Any doctor would've induced at 2 weeks because the placenta starts breaking down then, so I highly doubt Halloween time was her due date.
joe's running out of money.
he needs that kid out now!
seriously, hasnt this bitch been pregnant for like a year now? maybe she's having the alien baby
She still hasn't popped out that baby? I wanna see what it will look like.
RETURN OF THE HIPPIES?
I can't wait to see their baby! I have a feeling that baby is going to be so musically talented when he/she grows up. Hahaha, I can just see that happening because of Decaydance and Fueled By Ramen and just all the bands Pete works with. Not to mention the baby's father and mommy themselves are music artists.
For all the haters, who do you honestly think finds your bullshit funny? They're soon to be parents, and not to mention a happy and in love couple… This is going to be huge for them. They're excited, and jackasses like you can go shove it up their ass, because, guess what! NO ONE CARES.
God, how depressing must it be to induce labour?
I do feel kinda sorry for the baby, though.
It's parents are pretty fucked up.
My sisters dead set that Ashlee and Pete are gonna have a boy called Rocky. Lets see how close she is!!
Inducing pregnancy for reasons that are not medical is selfish. If you are not 2 weeks overdue or the baby or mama isn't at risk people should leave their babies alone.