Brad Pitt Is Ready For Biochemical Warfare
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie
More of Brad Pitt's interview with Oprah has leaked, along with more endearing details about the Brangelina Bunch.
Super Dad Brad says he is impervious to biochemical warfare.
"[I'm] tough as nails. I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can't get me. You cannot break me down," he says.
Nor is it any small feat to deploy the troops. Brad says it takes "half an hour" to get everyone out because each child has a very specific detailed rider. Brad has to "make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky."
Shiloh's contract, however, includes a clause regarding how her parents are to address her. Shiloh has a Peter Pan complex, "So we’ve got to call her John." Bradley recalls a specific incident where he slipped. "'Shi, do you want …' – 'John. I’m John.' And then I'll say, 'John, would you like some orange juice?' And she goes, 'No!'"
That's probably because it was some crappy from-concentrate shiz!
Shiloh drinks only the finest fresh-squeezed juice from oranges shipped from Valencia!
Puberty is gonna be wonderful in that household!
Tune in tomorrow for the rest of the show!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
ha ha ha that is awesome!
that pic is cute
lol. first?
seriously cant wait for that interview
people would pay serious money for a jolie-pitt documentary, or at least an episode like b.spears' one that's coming up. id love that
I much preferred him ten years ago when he was fun.
im over these two
move on.
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The interview said nothing about fresh squeezed imported orange juice.
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my fav hollywood couple no matter what people says
team BRANGELINA!!!!!!!!!!!
although shiloh is so cute
Perez,
whenever say shiz - like above - it was some crappy from concentrate shiz…. I just laugh; lOVE it.
Thank You for being so great.
Tiffany
What do you mean leaked? Everything you just claimed was already advertised on Oprah's own show. Little late with the updates Perez
Give me a break.
DISGUSTING! THESE TWO FUCKERS NEED TO KEEP SOME SHIT TO THEMSELVES!
haha! transgender!!! boy, they will/do have the whole rainbow!!
Bleck..ugh….bleck…ugh…gross…vomit…
Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – haha
no one cares about skeletors circus animals
Aww I love Shiloh. How old is she? I still can't belive she's talking… time flies.
what is biochemical is the baby batter he's spewing to angelina……a girl who believes she is a boy……..wonder what is in store for the twins
TEAM JOLIE-PITT!
I LOVE THEM!
WHY are you so obsessed with these idiots? I have never once seen a smile on one of her kids faces, that alone should tell you something.
Really? I wonder when Jennifer Aniston will come back.
the little girl wants to be called 'John?' …am I reading that right? sounds like she has gender identity issues.
YAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN.
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Move along, move along
umm WOW wtf? John??? I always thought Shiloh had the lesbo look, no joke, I know it sounds ridiculous because she's just a baby but she's going to be a lesbian, a butchy lesbian, watch.
cute little girl
LOL @ OBAMA
adorable
Re: vagvagwhatvag – …she got it from her mama.
Re: Obama says NO to prop H8TE – like a young chastity bono, no?
booo who cares
Re: vagvagwhatvag – Although I do not like ang or brad, I have to say when my now 25 yr old daughter was about 2 or 3, she loved pippi longstocking, and she would only answer to pippi. We still to this day call her that. She loves it.
I'm sooooooooo over these 2! Brad is loseing his looks and is getting a very big ego, Angelina is just a plane home wrecker!
LOVE ME SOME SHILOH!! SO CUTEEEEE!!!
they should spend some time on here….you learn how to stand your ground on the stupid kid shit……..last week i barely caught myself telling my nine year old she could suck it………whoooah
Uh huh, those kids aren't over-indulged much.
oh lord these white crackers…. what the hell is wrong with them
Jon Voight would be so proud.
omg what the fuck, this is the millionth time you've posted about them today. This is beyond obession Perez. I'm starting to think this is your way of helping to get rid of them by making people sick of them….
Come on over, I'll drop a deuce on ya Superman! I never took Pitt for a feltcher.
Thats pretty disturbing.
How come there are no cute stories about Zahara? Preferential treatment - I reckon.
I am soooooo sick of these fucking people! Who gives a shit about what these kids eat, want, poop. There are more important things in the world then these 2 cheating whores and their money (for the pix) kids. They make me sick. And BTW, can Z even fucking walk?! Why is she always being carried?!
EW TMI Brad. That little girl is not cute I dont care what anyone says. A bug is going to fly into her mouth any minute now.
Oh, the irony in Shiloh going transgender! I love it too too much.
God this "woman" is a homewrecker. stop worshipping her crazy ass
It sure must be nice to have enough money to BE HAPPY. Karma lurks…
I also think that Angelina is a BIT FULL OF HERSELF. Ahem… EGO?!?!?!?!? Angie…. step AWAY FROM THE HIGH HORSE. You're not doing yourself any favors. Good luck in the prison you've made for yourself and your baby daddy. Hopefully someday, for his sake, you'll give him his balls back.
cute baby though! surprised shiloh didnt win at 1. i bet shiloh and suri will hate eachother growing up.
those kids probably have a lot of problems
Enough already! Do you paid per click for Angelina Jolie?!
HAHA.. so cute. I bet she's going to be an actress too.
poor shilo is ttrying to change her identity and get the fuck out of dodge.shes probably embarrassed by the stupid fucking name her parents gave her and the rest of the family and is rebelling.shes devastated to be a apart of that clan.i hope when she runs she takes pax with her and they move somewhere far away and she can be john and he can be susan or something.i can see the whole divorcing her parents thing when shes 15 already.or maybe shes hoping her grandad john voight will break the code and come save her from her whore mama and knife family. shes trying to run so she has a clean break and can break the cycle of home wreckers.poor shilo RUN RUN
That is so freakin cute! I love their family! What the hell do I have to do for them to adopt me?!?!?!
Re: jojo123 – Re: Clu3l3ss – I dont know why but reading this made me laugh for 2Re: Clu3l3ss – 0 minutes, tears and all, it was ridiculous and ridiculously funny — made my day!
Re: lilli – im glad to have made you laugh.
I use to like Brad Pitt but am sick of this bunch and Perez is making is worse. Feel sorry for the cute kids though.
Brad is weird now….. it's like he is trying to hard to be normal. There cant be much of anything normal about their lives…
Re: jojo123 – OMg that was funny.
LOLL…….. SHILOH IS SUCH A CUTIE.
lol, Shiloh's about three now isn't she? Damn, three years old is the WORST. Three and 13. They just get SOOOOOOO opinionated!!!
I understand she likes the movie peter pan. But please Brad she dose not have peter pan complex, more commonly known as peter pan syndrome used to describe a socially immature ADULT.
I guarantee you that house reeks of dirty diapers and they're probably knee-deep in steaming mounds of them. Why on earth would anyone want that many kids? To each his own, I guess.
It is obvious to me that the reference to "John" and the Peter Pan (the boy who never grows up) is a further dig at Jennifer Aniston ridiculing her choice of boyfriend John Mayer.
I find it ironic that Angelina cut her father out of her life and publicly trashes him for cheating on her mother yet she has broken up several marraiges/long term relationships - ask Laura Dern how much she likes Angelina - who stole Billy Bob right out from under her. Hippoccrite.
She seems to me to be a very unstable person - not a punk or "wild child". Kissing your brother passionately on the mouth - not normal; cutting - not normal; adopting one after the other kids from all over the world - not nomral; taking your first grader shopping for sharp knives - not normal; covering your wedding gown in blood & wearing a vial of blood - not normal. I could go on and on.
I actually think she has the potential to have a complete mental breakdown and soon. I think Brad is dense - regurgitates learned sentences but don't throw a curveball or you will glimpse the "deer in the headlights". Defintiely not an intellectual. Did Angelina even finish high school? These morons are jetting these poor little kids all over the world on a whim, parading them in front of paparazzi, buying ridiculously expensive estates and then not even staying put for one year. Who are the staff at these agencies who keep giving these two fools more children??? The only truly wise thing I have EVER heard her say is that she is likely going to retire. Good. Stay at home, in one place for a little while, get some therapy and be a good parent. She craves attention so much and does all of these humanitarian acts out of a sense of need. She needs praise, needs to feel like she is the perfect woman and you feed into it with this Saint Angelina crap. She is a fragile person and I truly do worry for those children.
If she and Brad were really such wonderful people they would have adopted a couple of the children in America who languish in care and need adoptive famillies. Or adopt a handicapped child and see that they get the therapy. Adopt a baby who IS HIV+ rather than the one who wasn't. Did you know that the baby in the next cot to Zahara died a few days later? Such wealth and they walked away and left her to die. Why didn't they take 1% of the gross amount they spent on that estate in France and purchase antiretrovirals for the children in the orphanage and hire the services of a doctor to get them medical care?? Actually 1% would have bought anti-retrovirals for every child in an orphanage in Addis Abbaba where they got Zahara. Why didn't they do this??
Re: mom2eight – JESUS …..FAIR ENOUGH!!
He does not know what a "peter pan" complex is. It's usually called "Peter Pan Syndrome" and it's used to describe an ADULT who does not want to grow up. If what Brad is trying to say is that she likes peter pan…he should just say that…
She's John now and tomorrow she'll want to be a guitarist and singer. This is just too funny.
But her parents are so stupid spilling all the beans.
Their family is seriously fucked up. Pax is still peeing in his pants, Shiloh thinks that she is a boy, they let their 2 and 3-years olds eat Cheetos and drink soda, the kids have never seen their grandpa because their mom hates him - the list could go on and on. Brad and his skinny whore both need a reality check.
I'm really getting tired of Brad bragging about how his kids are shitting, pissing, puking, farting and spitting up on him. Whoop dee fucking doo. He's not the first dad in the history of the world to have his kids do that. Why the fuck does he continue to think he's so wonderful and unique and some kind of Superman because he's a Hollywood dad? They're a dime a dozen anymore! Ben Affleck and Gavin Rossdale and Tobey Maguire's kids do the same damn things Shiloh and the twins do! All Brad did was give up his balls to a homewrecking whore and has made a total fool of himself.
Re: zeus2004 – ROTFLMAO
Shiloh looks bigger than her momma!
JOHN
ruler of the Hollywood Brat Pack
I love Brad and Angie…….They are doing everything for others………
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