Completely Gratuitous
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Scarlet Johansson's boobies in the new issue of Allure.
Enjoy!
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'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Escapes From Mental Hospital!
This is terrifying!
Very early this morning, the Los Angeles Police Department announced that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, has escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD are describing the man as follows:
"...A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
According to the LAPD, Hoskins served 10 years in prison for his actions against Madonna, and he was placed in the Norwalk mental hospital after "an additional run-in with police."
Stay safe, Madonna! We know the police are doing everything in their power to find this dangerous man!
THANK YOU PEREZ!
i just wanna shove my face in there!!!
SJ…you up for some black lovin???
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MMMMMMM!! tasty, i'd suck those titties clean.
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I have never said this but…
THANK YOU PEREZ!
She has a nice, curvy body…great boobs. Good for her. I like her.
Holy shit! I want her underneath me covered in my sweat. She is so crazy hot. Lady love is awesome!
THAT'S WHAT MY TITIES LOOK LIKE AND I LOVE THEM! THANK YOU SCARLETT FROM ALL THE NORMAL SIZED WOMEN!
Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Ummm, save some room for me!
i wanna motorboat!!!
her movies SUCK. they are almost unwatchable. She is gorgeous and has a super hot husband. scarjo, get some acting lessons and you will be the whole package.
YAWN…
i guess those things have to be her money maker since her acting sucks
I want boobs like that! those are hot, Are they real or fake???
Re: LettyB – I always knew your sweater meat was hot.
Re: Rumer Fan 4 EVAH – True Dat.
Re: harrybalsac – do you like the avatar??
so….the guy doing her hair……..gay or straight?
Re: LettyB – letty.. your creepy baby is bacK!!
Perez, your being nice today - a drawn dick by her lips would have been perfect.
SOMEONE PASS THE JOHN DANIELS!!!!
Re: mama of 2 – HEY GIRL, YAH I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME!
Re: LettyB – BOOBIES!
Re: harrybalsac – YAH BIG ONES!
ME LIKE BOOBIES!
Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – gay.
you have to ask??
Bodacious Bazoombas!
Re: _Alice_ – SWEATER MEAT! LMAO!!!!!!
Re: LettyB – drinkin?
perfect timing!
Re: STFUP – you are very passionate….can i warm up on your titties before i dive into scarjo's?? just askin'
I am not GAY but I love her boobs!!!!
This bitch is only famous for her boobies. Cuz she can't act, and lord knows her singing can kill ppl…
Re: mama of 2 – didn't want to say refresh!
Re: Fawk u and ur issues – are you sure? cause i swore i wasn't till i saw those puppies…………
Re: Bufffan –
They look 100% real
Re: mama of 2 – You did that for me? I'm touched, now I want to touch you!
Re: Jealous_Much? – ONLY GIRLS WITH NO BOOBIES SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!
ugghhh im so jealous, im not fat and i have an ass and small waist and C's but not as big and perky as these fun bags. her body is freakin bangin'
Hot as hell
Re: Fawk u and ur issues – I AM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE REAL TOO!
OH MY GOD!!!!!! Freaking HOT!!! I love this woman.
boobs.
Re: STFUP – What the fuck does this have to do with Scartett Johansen???? Who the fuck are you….Hitler…..Saddam Hussein……George Bush……Gargamel from the Smurfs……Skelator…….Mummra??? You just oppressive and your mother should be slapped for raising a bigot and a moron for a child.
why is she famous again????
is it just because of JT????
i cant think of any movies that she has been in…..and her record is bound to flop….WHY WHY WHY??????
Re: harrybalsac – no panties as usual.
Re: mama of 2 – hahahaha…you're so nice to do that.
that guy seems happy
Re: Topher – Get Her!!!!
nice thundercats and he-man references!!!!!!
LOVES IT
Re: LettyB – WHOOAH!
Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! –
I think Im sure, but those boobs look mighty fun!!!!
blah
thanks perez, i love blouse bunnies
Re: LettyB – LETTY B!! PLEASE CALL ME ASAP! I HAVE WARTS ON MY ANUS AND THE ONLY PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN SEXUALLY ACTIVE WITH IS YOU AND PEREZ WHEN WE HAD THAT 3SOME! IM VERY WORRIED!
Butter face…but nice rack
At least hers are real and Bihan's are fake.
Re: JAY-SUN – HEY ASS FUCKER YOUR JOKES ARE LAME! COME UP WITH SOMETHING NOBODYELSE HAS SO I CAN PLAY WITH YOU SOME MORE!!
beautiful boobs…her face not so much
Re: STFUP –
She has a better set than your bolt-ons.
she is so lucky to have such tits
Re: LettyB – nope…its just a fact
She's GORGEOUS!
she's only famous cuz of her looks she can't act and is a big bitch.
why would you talk about Lindsay 2 years after an incident happened? attention slut!
Loveee her and love them!
BOOBIES!
they have a life of thier own lol
Re: ShakeYourkitty – He-Man use to make me moist when I was little. We could do some serious ass-kicking if you were my side kick.
DAMN she is HOT!
GOD TAKES CARE OF ALL OF US IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
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SHE CAN'T ACT. SHE CAN'T EVEN REALLY SPEAK.
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AND GOOD LORD KNOWS SHE CAN'T SING!!!
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SO GOD GAVE HER BOOBIES!!
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AMEN BRUTHA!!
holy crap. those are monstrous. and I'm pretty sure they're all real too. damn that girl!
I just don't see the obsession from this angle.. They look like they come out of her neck? I know 'HIGH TITS ARE GREAT TITS - NO ONE WANTS 'EM SAGGY' but seriously.. They may be real but they don't look natural… and no I am not jealous.. Because there are plenty of racks.. I DO ENJOY because they look 'natural' .. These just DONT to me!
Wow nice boobs will sshe do playboy dont let hef see them babies he will be calling her on speed dial to do a centerfold.
Am I the only one who thinks her FACE is NOT PRETTY?
They're amazingly fantastic. I want to dive into them.
Is she about to blow a bubble on the photo, or is she whistling?
Nice.
im not even a lesbian but i have to admit she has nice boobs.
ha
When I was a young boy my father once told me "Jew broads have nice tits". Boy was he right, that's one of the nicest pair in Hollywood.
She puts them out there for attention coz she ain't got nothin else…. Feelin' a little neglected are we Scarlett?
she has the most beautifull natural boobies that i've seen
BOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Re: STFUP – This is a blog about Scarlett and her pretty boobs. Keep your unimportant thoughts about politics somewhere else- Ypu bore me, sit down and take some muscle relaxers.
They were the best things that Obama had going for him. See Truth According to T o m
perfect boobs. this girl is so lucky.
wow she does have a great set of jubblies
Re: Topher – i liked stratos….the half bird half man on HEMAN….just fyi….Sliverhawks was just released on DVD!!!!!!!!!
Time for some flashbacks!!!
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I think a little modesty would suit her quite nicely. On the other hand, they won't stay that fantastic forever, so she may as well make the most of them while she can. Still, sometimes the girls need a break!
Damn that girls body is bangin'! I'm not into girl, but I would be for her!
Beautiful!
She's hot….so is her Hubby
wow, lucky ryan. hehe.
There should be a national holiday in celebration of boobies.
woa same as mine:D damyum i want sum of that fine piece of ol' scarlett!
barrrrruuummmsskkiiiiiii
Nice boobs, ugly face, zero talent in acting. Next please.
Her boobies make straight women go weak in the knees!!
She is smokin Hot…… mint!
ScarJo showing her boobies is NEVER gratuitous. No straight male would ever think that, Perez.
P.S. They look FAB-U-LOUS!!!
have u met her..
nothing but teats and arse.
gives best head this side of
winnona rider.
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