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She's the most pleasant Hollywood tart in the land!

Perezcious reader Sue from Staten Island, NY was the latest victim of Jessica "Please Call Me Latina" Alba's bitchiness.

Here's her story:

Hi Perez…

I emailed you last week that a movie that Jessica Alba was starring in was being filmed on the street where I live, in Staten Island, one of the 4 boroughs of NYC. The town where I live is considered upper middle class, very residential. Well, I happened to see her right near my house, so I took my 8 year old nephew to see her (he is a big fan of Fantastic 4). I brought my camera with me and went over to her and asked if he could have a picture with her. She looked at me, looked down at my nephew and turned away from us. She then said, No, I do not allow my photo taken. Needless to say my nephew was heartbroken.

I wanted to rip her hair our of her head and knock her teeth down her throat. How can these people disappoint children the way they do? She should be ashamed of herself. How disgusting.

Oh Jessica, Jessica, Jessica!

You could've handled situation with a little more grace.

This just means that anytime any Perezcious reader sees her in public, you MUST ask Alba for a pic!!!!

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191 comments to “Bitch Supremo!”

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  1. 1

    love her…dont know why



  2. 2

    probably because she kicked ass in fantastic 4…..but i think thats all i have ever seen her in.



  3. 3

    WHAT A FUCKING BITCH!!
    What kind of a person turns down children like that??



  4. 4

    new york has five boroughs



  5. 5

    there are 5 boroughs in NYC not 4



  6. 6

    loser!



  7. 7

    5 boroughs ya fucking dumbass



  8. 8

    I asked her to take her top off but she turned me down too bitch!



  9. 9

    You wanted "to rip her hair out of her head and punch her teeth down her throat" and you were concerned for how your nephew felt about her???? I am sure you shared your thoughts with him and so who do you think he learned the most from, her saying no to a picture or your viscous attack as a response? And we wonder why our "world" gets uglier by the day.



  10. 10

    Who was really disappointed, your nephew or YOU? I bet he had no clue who she was.



  11. 11

    well, that is unfortunate…
    however THERE ARE FIVE (5) BOROUGHS THAT MAKE UP NYC…….
    egads!



  12. 12

    she sucks. she looks like a huge bitch too. she isn't even a good actress. dumb bitch!



  13. 13

    Lol she's channeling Linda Blair…. lmao



  14. 14

    I can't stand her, don't know why, maybe it's because shes talantless? or a bitch? or dog rough? hmmmmm…



  15. 15

    she's a dumbass…
    she can't even act!!



  16. 16

    I have a feeling this is a made up story, doesn't really ring true. It's too overdone….don't believe everything you read on here. It's just tabloid gossip remember.



  17. 17

    That slut should know where her money comes from !!



  18. 18

    umm new york city has 5 boroughs..

    i live on staten island too =)



  19. 19

    what a bitchh



  20. 20

    I just don't like her. Ugh.



  21. 21

    I wouldnt give a picture to someone who thinks there are only four boroughs in NYC either! THERE ARE FIVE!!!



  22. 22

    Ugly whore cunt.



  23. 23

    I LIKE HER! AND I THINK YOU MADE THIS STORY UP YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!



  24. 24

    Bitch. Dont become an actress if you dont want your damn picture taken. Shes not that great anyways.



  25. 25

    She should be happy ANYONE wants to take pictures with her lame ass.. She's such a B-Grade actress..



  26. 26

    she shoulda told her that her baby was ugly!!



  27. 27

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – HEY I HEARD YOU HAD A HATER!



  28. 28

    Re: La Diva – HAHAHA….totally

  29. nizzy says – reply to this


    29

    "Don't Call Me Latina" is a dumb cunt, she should have done it…That would have been so funny and taught that dumb ungrateful bitch a thing or too.

    I look white but I am actually 1/2 Puerto Rican and I EMBRACE the Latino inside me, regardless of what I look like…She is a fucking shame to all Latinos everywhere in every way



  30. 30

    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY COMMENT GO!



  31. 31

    5 Boroughs!
    Bronx
    Brooklyn
    Queens
    Manhattan
    Staten Island…..and there are rumors of making The Hamptons the 6th LOL (just kidding y'all)



  32. 32

    Your "fan" is a retard. NYC is made of up 5 burroughs. Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island. But we dont really believe SI is a burrough. They are the ugly step-child of NYC. lol.



  33. 33

    THERE ARE 5 BOROUGHS IN NYC!!! FOR SOMEONE WHO LIVES HERE THAT"S PATHETIC!!! FYI THEY ARE
    Manhattan
    Brooklyn
    Bronx
    Queens
    and (sadly if you are a typical example of the population) Staten Island



  34. 34

    who knows if this is true or not, however is pathetic that this person used a kid to get a picture with a celeb, LAME. I do feel bad for the kid though…



  35. 35

    When i met her she was really nice and she took the time to take pictures with most of the people who asked for one. my boss also met her when he was at a spa with his wife. he said she was very nice and took the time to talk to them and even signed an autograph.



  36. 36

    That's wrong.
    Just because you
    are on TV you
    are not better than
    anyone. We are all
    equal, different color
    and flavor, but equal.
    shit, what a mean girl !



  37. 37

    there are 5 boroughs of NYC…



  38. 38

    Actually, a better idea is to not take A CHILD with you to walk up to a COMPLETE STRANGER and ask for their picture. I realize that as a gossip blogger your whole life revolves around invading people's privacy, so maybe you don't get the concept of privacy in general, but believe it or not, even famous people are entitled to it. I love these stories where people's kids get turned down for pictures and autographs. If you're worried about teaching Jr. about the real world and that things like rejection exist, its a bad idea to bring him along with you to hound a celebrity for an autograph or picture knowing there is a good possibility that you might get turned down. Better instead to teach him about respecting people, and not trying to get something out of someone you don't know, or more importantly, talk to a complete stranger, no matter how "familiar" they may seem.



  39. 39

    WOW!



  40. 40

    She should had pulled that weave right off her "don't call me latina" head.



  41. 41

    How ugly of her. Just because she was on Alex Mack on Nickolodeon back in the day doesn't mean she can throw her diva rudeness on children. Shame on her!



  42. 42

    First of all NYC has 5 BOROUGHS. Second of all i totally agree with perez, we should all ask her for her picture and annoy the hell out of her. you are a celebrity you CHOSE this occupation, deal with it.



  43. 43

    um there are 5 boroughs of new york city you dumbass and staten island is barely considered to be part of nyc anyway. besides no one cares what part of staten island u live on, why does it matter that it is upper middle class? no one likes staten island anyway, it was built on a landfill



  44. 44

    this is far from sexy



  45. 45

    Re: nizzy – i am a latina and i happen to really like Jessica Alba. I don't really see how she is a shame to every Latino. If she tried to flaunt the fact that she was part latina people would have something negative to say about it because she does not speak the language and she is only part latina.



  46. 46

    Oh Perez, because you hate Jessica so much, you will always believe EVERYTHING negative people say about her. Stop hating so much!!



  47. 47

    She's a cunt, and a terrible actress to boot.



  48. 48

    Come on, you can't expect celebs to take pics with everyone!
    Seems like this woman merely took her nephew along thinking no one would say no to a kid.



  49. 49

    I don't understand why people think she's beautiful. Beauty comes from the inside. Not only is she ugly inside, she's also dumb as rocks. So, yeah, I don't really get it.



  50. 50

    KARMA'S A BITCH!!



  51. 51

    Jessica Alba is a conceited fool, I still laugh at the quote about being stereotyped in her roles because she is too beautiful. First, Alba's movie is probably gonna suck because all her movies do. Second, this lady was proabbly annoying with her Staten Island accent. If she weren't an idiot she would know that there are 5 boroughs in New York City, not 4. Secondly, does she like being interupted while she's working? Probably not, so what makes her think she can interupt someone else?



  52. 52

    Just because someone is a celebrity doesn't mean they have to drop everything and cater to you when ever you want. She was working when you approached her. What if someone came to your job every 10 minutes and asked you to drop what you were doing and take a picture? Also, I'm with everyone else who says your story is fake. I wouldn't be surprised if Perez made it up himself.



  53. 53

    There are 5 BOROUGHS IN NYC, somehow I wonder if this person is making the story up.



  54. 54

    what a cunt



  55. 55

    That Staten Island girl is the bitch!!
    -
    She tried pimping her nephew out to get a pic with jessica. Im sure jessica caught on to her lies and told her no.
    -
    She prob got mad in a s Saten island accent…lol Im glad she told you no. You are not a fan, and i bet you just wanted drama



  56. 56

    I have always liked her but I think she is a bitch now! She just had a kid how could she diappoint a child like that. I guess some people think that they are better because they got "lucky" and got famous! Remember where your pay check comes from BITCH!



  57. 57

    Ok, kids… Who really cares if there is 4, 5 or 20 boroughs. Ive been to New York and it is the biggest sewer in the world!! Believe IT:)!!!! Well, both tmz and perez always have nothing good to say about Jessica(BITCH) Alba. So what does that mean to you guys? Come on you guys can do it!!! Right, cause maybe she is a bitch with no heart. I know if I was a movie star turning down a kid would be the last thing I do. I am no longer a fan of hers since everytime I read something about her its bad. And her movies suck except fantastic 4, which she somehow was apart of. Blow me bitch!! Worthless



  58. 58

    Man, she's all mad because her movies are horrilble, i still can't figure out why this person is a major movie star….

  59. Fer says – reply to this


    59

    "You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed"

    she should treat fans better, and people better and ESPECIALY KIDS!!!!



  60. 60

    Re: 7kimba8 – You are exactly right! What kind of person talks or thinks that way and is allowed to even be around children???! Jessica was right in NOT giving her a picture.



  61. 61

    I understand that the kid is disappointed, but the aunt should not have got his hopes all high for, well, obviously nothing. she's not a bitch for refusing to have her picture taken. if I were a celebrity, I'd probably be considered the rudest bitch alive because I would never agree to be taken in a picture with someone I don't know, and for absolutly no reason. lay off losers.



  62. 62

    Re: PerezRules – fuck off bitch!! i'll kill you!!



  63. 63

    OKAY, we fucking get it. There are FIVE BOROUGHS. Waaaay to fucking reptitive today people…



  64. 64

    Re: PerezRules – AND YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ! WOW YOU ARE KINDA DUMB!



  65. 65

    thats not nice!!!!



  66. 66

    Re: PerezRules – i'll slap your turtle silly too!!!



  67. 67

    And this has been proven? Who's to say the girl who wrote it didn't make it all up?



  68. 68

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – DAMN…..u mad huh?



  69. 69

    Re: ShakeYourkitty
    .
    .
    HELLO DARLING!
    .
    .
    OH AND NYC HAS FIVE BOROUGHS–OF COURSE THE ONLY ONE
    LG EVER VISITS IS MANHATTAN.
    .
    .
    .



  70. 70

    She's lying and you know it Perez 4 boroughs? If you are from NYC you know there are 5



  71. 71

    Re: PerezRules – anyone in the mood for turtle soup????



  72. 72

    .
    .
    .
    .
    TEAM LETTYB BIYATCHES!!!
    .



  73. 73

    1) Even people outside of NY knows there are 5 boroughs.
    2) Perez won't post the photo I took of Jessica & myself from two weeks ago. He won't even publish my letter stating how nice she was.
    Perez is picking certain letters (as it's his right since it's his site) to paint a nasty image and refusing the nice ones.
    WTG Perez on showing your jealousy again.



  74. 74

    the moron who wrote u this email is an idiot…I would not believe someone who states that there are 4 boroughs in nyc….i doubt shes even from nyc…she probably lives in Fargo or something….making stories up!



  75. 75

    .
    .
    .
    DOES ANYBODY SAY "first!" ANYMORE???
    .



  76. 76

    I think she just values her privacy, like everyone else. To have strangers coming up to you and asking for your picture can be a little bit creepy. Just because she doesn't like her picture taken, does not necessarily means she's a bad person altogether. Some celebrities refuses autographs for the same reason too. It's all about privacy. Acting IS a job too like any other.



  77. 77

    I hate this bitch….rot in hell jessica!

  78. Mugsy says – reply to this


    78

    LOL. Ah this chick. Can't act worth a lick. And her personality detracts totally from her looks! I don't even find her attractive anymore with all the dumb crap that spews from her mouth. Don't worry, karma gets us all.



  79. 79

    Given that she can barely act, and hasn't even had one good performance, she is one who needs as many fans as possible.

    If this is true, she is cutting herself off at the knees, because eventually her looks will fade and if she doesn't improve her acting and soon, then studios will stop hiring her.



  80. 80

    bitch



  81. 81

    I had a similar experience. I was with my little cousin. She wanted a picture weed La Yessica. I went up to Yessica, as soon as she saw me, she buried herself in Cashole Warren to avoid me.

    My two other friends had a similar experience. One of them was a waitress and supposedly, Yessica didn't even look at her face when she was serving her table!!!

    And as for her not being Latina.

    CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN!!!

    -La Coacha from ChismeTime.com

    P.S. I made a video about this beeesh. Go to Jootube and type in "Jessica Alba says, Don't Call me a Latina"

  82. Kelsy says – reply to this


    82

    BITCH??? C is more like it. This woman is soooooo over rated. I wish the person who wrote this to you would have drop kicked Jessica's useless ass. Get over YOURSELF. What happened to the REAL actors and actresses who realized it was FANS who made them. This heifer would still be working at KMART, if it were not for a lucky break.



  83. 83

    Re: friscofran – Years ago, in S.F., we (about 12-15 persons) had gone early to help set up a birthday party in a local park. Whoopi was in the park completing scenes for one of her "Sister Act" movies. There were no crowds around. We were told to not "disturb" Whoopi because they were doing some "catch-up work". We respected that and the crew and Whoopi were soon gone. No one wanted to rip Whoopi's dreds out or knock her teeth down her throat. Perez can take his "Don't call me latina!" remarks and shove them up his flaming asshole.



  84. 84

    i'd knock her face off stupid talentless bitch! take her picture anyway to annoy her! i mean, she isnt exactly meryl streep, needs as many fans to see her shitty films anyhow!



  85. 85

    she so mean!
    lol @ ppl defending her she is talentless.



  86. 86

    1) People don't count Staten Island as a borough, it's so crappy New Yorkers try to push it off on Jersey.
    2) People from Staten Island are stuck up and stupid, so it's not surprising she can't count: Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and crappy Staten Island
    3) Don't blame Jessica, the fumes from the landfill Staten Island is built on puts everyone in a crappy mood!



  87. 87

    Ugly fish-lipped troll

  88. DH says – reply to this


    88

    She's a fucking bitch. She should be happy that she even has any fucking fans!



  89. 89

    new york has 5 boroughs…. and stat. Island isn't one of them.



  90. 90

    She is a complete bitch.

  91. Lisa says – reply to this


    91

    I can't stand her, she's stank.



  92. 92

    The b!tch that wrote this email should know better!



  93. 93

    why the fuck should she allow you to take her picture?!
    a chat and an autograph would have been polite (if she had a minute) but would you like to have pictures constantly being taken of you, regardless of how you looked? pictures can last forever, and be very misleading. she didn't have to be rude, but this 'fan' was much worse!



  94. 94

    The town where she lived being upper middle class meant what to this story? That already rich Jessica Alba should have gave more of shyt because it was an upper class neighborhood? I'se confused.



  95. 95

    Wait a second. You supposedly abhor violence but you have just given loads of approval and attention to a person who wants to rip Jessica Alba's hair out and knock her teeth out. There's nothing wrong with Alba's response - the public doesn't own her nor does she owe the public free photo ops. This "reader" of yours needs an anger management class and some common sense (why not ask before dragging the nephew into it?) And you are treading in dangerous waters, encouraging your readers to harass Alba. Let's hope her lawyers are reading this.



  96. 96

    OMG - I haaaate Jessica Alba. Ever since I saw her on Punked way back in the day - she was sooo rude to a complete stranger (granted he WAS naked but its still no excuse lol - if you didn't see the episode - utube it).

    I wish she would realize that she's a celebrity - taking pics/signing autographs its part of her job!



  97. 97

    Re: deeeee19 – are you serious?



  98. 98

    That's funny because Jessica Alba is NOT a star. She was used as the "hot girl" in a few movies, posed for a few magazines and had a baby. During her career she's won Razzies, not Oscars. She's a bitch and a hack. If she were a talented actress then she could have the option of being a diva. Jessica Alba is a cockroach in Hollywood. I agree with Sue. I'm just a little upset that Sue didn't stomp that bitch in the ground. Then again, you gotta set an example for the kids.



  99. 99

    First of all. The movie was being filmed at Wagner College, which is on top of Grymes Hill in Staten Island. Every student got e-mails saying that they should be respectful and keep their distance from the filming. Whoever wrote you this e-mail should not be complaining. She is clearly an "upper-middle class" bored mother.



  100. 100

    She looks like Cousin Geri from "The Facts of Life" in this pic.

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