Home Videos Photos
Home >> Icky Icky Poo , Headline of the Week , Wacky, Tacky & True , Legal Matters >> Officer Pleads Not Guity To Sex With Girls and….Cows!

Officer Pleads Not Guity To Sex With Girls and….Cows!

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Headline of the Week > Wacky, Tacky & True > Legal Matters

cowsexguy.jpg

A suspended Moorestown, NJ police officer named Robert Melia Jr. seems to have some major screws loose.

He's been charged in a 45-count criminal indictment with multiple counts of sexually assaulting juvenile girls in his home between 2000 and 2008.

AND, police also allege he had sex with cows.

Sounds like he needs jail and some intense therapy.

And he needs to work on his mug shot posing too!

    Posted: Nov 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm / Email this  »
    « Previous story
    Who Are The Hottest Celebrity Tots???
    Next story »
    Still Looking 54 Fabulous!
    See All 87 Comments

    87 comments to “Officer Pleads Not Guity To Sex With Girls and….Cows!”



    1. 1

      WTF!???



    2. 2

      SICKO ! ! !



    3. 3

      SECOND



    4. 4

      Damn cows - they can't keep their fucken mouth shut!



    5. 5

      WTF is wrong with him???? sex with cowsss??? moo moo moo moo anyways he looks like a cow 2



    6. 6

      how DF this dude
      have sex with cows!?
      just sick..



    7. 7

      FIRST!



    8. 8

      Like he would satisfy a cow!!!! Your package is not that big!!!

      Wow…enough said!!! Fry this guy!



    9. 9

      'sexually assaulting Juvenile girls'
      Is that Miley's boyfriend?



    10. 10

      yuck



    11. 11

      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!
      Its PEREZ!



    12. 12

      no im not first but i am 7
      and u know what they say
      about 7 ..only by 6 only by 6



    13. 13

      HAHAHAHAHA GUESS HE LIKES UDDERS! I KNOW A GAL WITH SOME NICE ONES…RIGHT "FAG"? ;)



    14. 14

      …udderly scandalous that he can't seem to tell them apart.



    15. 15

      HE IS GUILTY!
      i had to change personas due to the fact i was so screwed up……..
      he so had sex with me when i was a cow!!



    16. 16

      Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – oh, but i do have to give him some props…..he got me outta my jaywalking ticket



    17. 17

      Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – gimmee a hint sweet cheeks!!



    18. 18

      YAWN, NOT CELEBRITY NEWS
      Guess when there's nothing about The Jonas Sisters or HAGdonna going on, you're reporting this crap.



    19. 19

      I read this aloud to my brother and his response was "What, with fat chicks or actual bovine?



    20. 20

      PEREZ, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE GOING TO HATE ON HIM FOR HAVING SEX WITH COWS KNOWING GOOD AND DAMN WELL THAT ANYBODY THAT HAS SEX WITH YOU IS DOING THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!



    21. 21

      gross



    22. 22

      Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – bm? frgy?
      come with me to the obama post…..fun is just waiting to be had!



    23. 23

      I WONDER HOW HE DID THE COW?
      DOGGY STYLE?
      NEVER MIND..JUST EXECUTE HIM AND GET IT OVER WITH.
      ANY PERSON WHO MOLESTS KIDS NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT AWAY.
      ANY PERSON WHO FUCKS A COW NEEDS TO FILM IT,AND THEN PEREZ WILL POST IT.



    24. 24

      I know it is hard to believe that someone fucked Perez. Perez, does he make you say "moo" to get the whold fantasy right? Come on, everyone say it with me, "MOO."



    25. 25

      WTH IS WORNG WITH PEOPLE ,SOMEONE HERE IN MY HOMETOWN JUST GOT BUSTED FOR F**KIN SHEEP.



    26. 26

      perezzzz, you mean guilty, not guity



    27. 27

      Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – hhhhaaa……..that was my first thought!!



    28. 28

      Re: nikkih86 – haha. funny.



    29. 29

      What, did the pig turn him down?



    30. 30

      WHY DOES MY TOWN HAVE TO BE ON PEREZ BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GUY?! He's not really from Moorestown, he just worked here! Moorestown is really a great place to live, don't judge us because of this guy!



    31. 31

      Re: kkkramer – Im so sick of his grammatical disabilities!!!



    32. 32

      Re: WKNDBIKERIDER – Hey - I've satisfied a few cows.



    33. 33

      Re: WKNDBIKERIDER – Really? Do you really think he was there to get the cow off ? Do you drive a field and think" That brown and white one is hot, I wonder what get's her off?" Wanta know ? A FUCKIN' BULL DICK!



    34. 34

      Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – BM…Hey who is fred that keeps asking about Sassy? It's kinda weird… Oh, and I had JD not wine the other night so sorry if I said anything rude to you.



    35. 35

      Re: Productboy – Did the pig turn you down too?



    36. 36

      Re: ruthyrulz – I've been to Moorestown - your all a bunch of cow fuckers!
      .
      (kidding)



    37. 37

      Re: mamajud – good!



    38. 38

      Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – no worries….i was thinking you were fukitol…….



    39. 39

      Re: mamajud – Hey Mama…thanks for the intervention the other night :) Love-BM



    40. 40

      Re: ruthyrulz – are you sure? are you positive the majority in your town don't have sex with farm animals?



    41. 41

      Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – I read some of his posts today after I got home and he's retarded! I think it might be "S" looking for attention.

    42. cdv says – reply to this


      42

      Don't rip on this dude, Perez. Maybe he wants to marry the fucking cow. Remember equal right for all? Thats Straight, gay or Cowfucker.



    43. 43

      It's Wanna Milk Me!!!!
      or
      Frogger!
      .



    44. 44

      Re: Big Black Dick – Can't eat pork every day.



    45. 45

      He'll be saying MOO when he get's into prison. literally! The judge should sentence him to a lifetime of electro-shock treatments.



    46. 46

      Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – re #38…I think that's Sassy Girl hiding behind the palms….



    47. 47

      Maybe he just likes girls who looks like cows. Send me his number, Perez.



    48. 48

      Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – your welcome monkey
      .
      ……i was starting to think comida was fred too…….please no more changes folks……at least make them gradual…or keep hometown the same

    49. robio says – reply to this


      49

      Prop 8 should cover people that have relations with cows too…. and siblings…. and chickens… and sheep …. and ___________ fill in the blank. Equal rights for all. Perhaps he wants to marry that cow.



    50. 50

      Re: WhowouldJackiedo – NOT ME HUN…SORRY!



    51. 51

      Re: mamajud – I'M KEEPING THIS ONE FOR AWHILE…I WISH FAGS WOULD GO BACK TO SHOWING UDDERS



    52. 52

      ew gross wtf



    53. 53

      Re: sweetpiece – HEY SWEET! HOW'S MY LITTLE BUNNY DOING?



    54. 54

      Was one of those cows Madonna? She'll do anybody.



    55. 55

      horny much ?



    56. 56

      Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – I thought they locked you up?
      Figures, slipping through the cracks again, are you?
      .
      You lacto vagino fucker you!
      .
      I'm doing well. Working late. How's it hanging?



    57. 57

      You spelled "guilty" wrong.



    58. 58

      Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – LOL so right, you're too literate and too polite!



    59. 59

      i live in moorestown, nj!!!! this is old news.



    60. 60

      Re: sweetpiece – SUCKS TO WORK LATE…
      PROBABLY NEED TO TAKE AN "UPPER" TO STAY AWAKE LOL ;)



    61. 61

      I grew up in the town next to moorestown and there arent too many fugly cow fucking cops around abusing young girls. Moorestown was also listed the #1 prettiest town to live in in 2005. And its still up there. xo



    62. 62

      Re: WhowouldJackiedo – NOT TOO POLITE, LITERATE YES!
      JUST THE THOUGHT OF PEREZ IS UDDERLY DISGUSTING!

    63. MP says – reply to this


      63

      How do these whackjobs get hired in the first place? Don't they do a psych workup on them before they get hired? This joker is from my state and it's embarrassing. Drop him in the middle of Newark and let him find his way out.



    64. 64

      Re: WhowouldJackiedo – oh, the Perez part was for your comment earlier about a "squeaky" Perez lol



    65. 65

      sheesh..Ain't nothin' better than a good cow in the morning.



    66. 66

      Re: sweetpiece – oh honey….can ya give me a moo? still here, still finding the most wonderful rabbit recipes!!



    67. 67

      Moorestown is actually a very nice place, but it is close to farmland and probably cows. This guy just sounds like a nut- he actually had a girlfriend that helped get the underage girls. Though I'd be ticked if my boyfriend went out of species. Yuck.



    68. 68

      I think I'm a lesbian now. O.o



    69. 69

      OMG how sad for the cows. lol



    70. 70

      Re: robio – Why buy the cow when he can get the milk for free?



    71. 71

      Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – oooh. that's who he was, this black and white cow! Love this one so much more….I know y'all aren't feeling ms Jackie on this but that is one hot pic of our prez. So rat-packish.



    72. 72

      come on! Even cows have standards!



    73. 73

      OMG, this dude needs to be put down!!! Who the fuck shags cows??? Hahahahaha… what a freak!!! Ewwwww, does he caress the udder thing? Im laughing my fucking head off…. He needs to be nuked for what he does to the little girls!! Punk!



    74. 74

      I can't believe you even found humor in what this crazy person did..there is no therapy that fixes this..he needs to be in prison or killed for what he did..no acceptions..and then maybe these pervs will quit attaching our children!



    75. 75

      Like They Say COPS ARE PIGS



    76. 76

      just another PROOF: Yll men are WSINE! I tkink I m gonna turn lesbian soon…. :-)



    77. 77

      MOOOOOOOOOOO!



    78. 78

      We eat Cows and thats ok, but we can't fuck them?…………..



    79. 79

      OMG !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
      Can't wait to see all the "Milk Me" posse quotes on this little beauty!
      Can you imagine the SHAME…………….. Or what if he was your friend or, God forbid , your dad or……… the list goes on and on. This is just tooo sick for words.
      BIG MaSSIVE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



    80. 80

      Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Can you give me a Moo? Dude that has just cracked me up! ………. Just read some more posts, OMG I hadn't even got as far as the fuckin UDDERS i just thought COW? NFW



    81. 81

      Peeps what if he'd have chosen a bull? Would that have made him a Gay animal fucker??? ;-)



    82. 82

      I will never see Elsie the cow the same again?

      The milk you are drinking is from the cow he probably fucked!

      YUK!



    83. 83

      Eating cows and f*cking them too. He must have stood on something as aren't their vajayjays kind of high up? Plus wouldn't the cow try to move? Maybe he bought her a bale of hay first and then got her drunk….this guy is smoooooth.



    84. 84

      Sex with cows? You mean he's boinking Rosanne Barr???



    85. 85

      Come on over to my ranch, you fuck, I have lots of cows. Let me catch your dick in one of them and that's where it stays. I'll chop the mutherfucker off while your fucking it. Then we'll start to get to know each other..whooo hoooooooo…hehehheeheeeewwwuuu.
      Fuckhead, even Tiny don't do that shit. I'll bet he sucked that cows tits, too!



    86. 86

      COWS??? that seems a little "udderly" impossible…..for petes sake…..



    87. 87

      Wanna share your thoughts, ideas, or opinions like him? What about sharing it with the world? Here in, Uploaded.TV that allows you to do just that! Shoot a video of you expressing your viewpoints and upload it in www.uploaded.tv. Watch your video on real TV, anywhere in the world. Let it be known to the world what you think!!