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Adrien Brody Has No Sense Of Humor

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Despite various awards shows hijinks (a la unexpectedly and quite passionately kissing Halle Barry), Adrien Brody does not have a sense of humor, it seems.

Here's an excerpt from an interview he just did with gay mag The Advocate, in which Brody flatly refuses to answer some silly questions:

Do guys still hit on you?

I guess I'd be disappointed if they didn't.

What if a man had presented you with your Oscar instead of Halle Berry? Were you so wrapped up in the moment that you might've have kissed him too?

That's a pretty silly question. No, obviously not. Part of the excitement was that it was a beautiful woman presenting me with such a beautiful moment in my life.

Is there any actor for whom you would've made an exception?


Let's try another approach: For your next gay role, who'd you choose for your on-screen love interest?

You want me to name an actor? No, I can't answer that question, Brandon. See, you ask me how I deal with rumors, and I also have to deal with not adding fuel to them. Something that would be a completely innocuous comment on my part will be completely taken out of context by the next journalist, so I'd appreciate it if you were understanding about that.

Have I put you in a bad mood?

I'm still in a good mood, but I'm also a relatively serious person, so these questions are difficult for me.

So I guess I shouldn't ask if it's true what they say about a man with a prominent nose?

Why would you do that to somebody? You and I don't know each other, right? We're complete strangers, actually. I'm being respectful to you, so you have to extend the same courtesy.

Oh, Adrien, it's all in good fun. I'm trying to show your sense of humor here.

I didn't sign up for that.

Awww, Adrien, lighten up!

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171 comments to “Adrien Brody Has No Sense Of Humor”

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    adrien was fine… lay off, perez!

  3. PFF says – reply to this


    Why should he answer stupid questions like that? We get it, he's talking to a gay magazine but should that define the interview. God, fight the stereotype!

  4. 4

    Im feeling bitchy today so I will side with Adrien on this one. Was he trying to make Adrien sound gay or something?? I need a nap =(

  5. 5

    OMFG! Looks that for some we are still in 1950's, you wouldn't like to have that one hit wonder career of yours make it more difficult to get good roles. "Having to deal with rumors…" take the corn cob out of your ass Adrien, chillax bitch.

  6. 6

    Stupid reporter. After all, reporters live off of shit like that, right? Stupid anyways.
    Adrien was fine and if the dude's serious, he is serious. That's it. Me, being gay, I woulda just gotten up and leave. If I'm not up for shit, I'm not up for shit. easy for me and it seems for Adrien, as well.

  7. 7

    Hey, the journalist was being rude to Adrien. Good answers Adrien, you don't have to lower yourself to the level of that bad taste.

  8. 8

    Why do gay people have to push their gayness on other people? You don't HAVE to be flamboyant and obnoxious if you're gay.

  9. 9

    I know!
    It's so funny being asked the same stupid question over and over again - come on Adrien!
    BTW - what do they say about men with prominent noses? That they're Jewish?

  10. 10

    really hot douche.

  11. 11

    what a dick head.

    its weird because when he hosted SNL he was pretty funny…

  12. 12

    LMAO what a homo

  13. 13

    Hahah he does need to lighten up. There is a time for seriousness, but obviously he knew that interviewer was going to ask him questions like that…hello it's a gay mag. Gays are funny.

    Lighten up Adrien!

  14. 14

    I've got to agree with Adrien on this one… the reporter was just fishing for a headline quote.

  15. 15

    I don't blame him. He was probably trying to promote something or wanted to talk about his acting, not whether or not he has a big dick or finds a particular male actor desirable.

  16. 16

    that wasn't bad at all.

  17. 17

    yeah Adrian, lighten up, swish around a little, use a lisp, wear panties, smoke the hogan already!

  18. 18

    He's right damn you!

  19. 19

    Re: CrankThis

    Haha that's so funny! I can laugh at this because I am Jewish.

  20. 20

    he's a serious person. damn it perez he has rights too! don't tell him to lighten up….he handled it very well.
    the interviewer was an asshole

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  22. 22

    OH AND…….
    if he did give a name for the next gay co-star your FATASS would be here tomorrow posting and taking it totally out of context. smart guy adrian

  23. 23

    HE'S HOT.

  24. 24

    I dunno, P, I think those questions were pretty rude.

  25. 25

    I always thought he was a douche nozzle; he's famous for what, 2 maybe 3 movies tops? The only one I can remember was his role as the village simpleton in The Village.

  26. Uker says – reply to this



  27. 27

    Re: OMGTakeYourFingerOutOfThere
    lol i like ur name ;)

  28. 28

    He was fine. What the fuck do you want him to do!

  29. 29

    Is he still working ? Wondered what ever happened to him…

  30. 30

    I think Adrien handled it perfectly. If a reporter asked a strange woman actress about the size of her tits or what chick she would hook up with if she could - and thus definitely starting rag lezbo rumours - people would be pissed at that reporter. Sexual harrassment goes both ways. If I had a gay female reporter asking me pointedly sexual questions, that would totally creep me out, so Adrien is within his rights to set his personal boundaries.

  31. 31

    yeah … but he is so cute … I just love Adrien Brody

  32. 32

    Re: SWEETPIECE FOREVER – BLECH. Girl, are you sure? I see nothing even remotely attractive about that man!

  33. 33

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much…

    Seriously, if they were just dumb questions why not answer in jest, if you've got nothing to hide?

  34. 34

    Fuck off, Perez. The interviewer was a patronizing cunt and Adrien didn't fall for the "cutesy coy" schtick. Str8 males don't have to offer up their crotch for a quick sniff because gays deem they should feel flattered.

  35. 35

    Yo, Adrien! Way to go! So well-spoken too!

  36. 36

    That reporter is an ass…what kind of questions are those?

  37. Uker says – reply to this



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  39. 39

    Re: tayman – Lovely pic :-D !! Palin post-election frenzy?

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  41. 41

    I thought Adrian handled himself beautifully and deflected this idiot's barrage of stupid questions with class. Remember the good old days when journalists showed a little respect to their subjects. Now it's all just "shock jock" reporting. Sad really.

  42. 42

    ew adrian is such a bitch

  43. 43

    Re: WhowouldJackiedo – WELL SAID JACKIE O!

  44. 44

    Oh man, Adrien is so fucking hot. I'd let that man do anything to me. Yum! Maybe he didn't want to keep answering the same stupid questions over and over. I would've just left had it been me. I get mad easily though. And since when do people have to be funny all the dang time?

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  46. 46

    I think it's time for some new journalists at The Advocate.
    Yes, those were stupid fucking questions.
    Kinda like teenage girls: "If you could kiss a celebrity, who would you kiss?"
    How juvenile.
    Kinda like you, Perez.

  47. 47

    what a douche! why is this guy important anyway…?

  48. 48

    It's so funny.. people bash celebrities when they get upset about ridiculous rumors starting, and if they try to avoid it, like Adrien was doing here, they get bashed just as much.

    If someone kept asking me questions about being gay and then brought up my tits instead of relevant information I probably wouldn't have been stoked either.

  49. 49

    I'm sure Adrien has a great sense of humor, it's just not the same as this jerk azz interviewer. I'm w/Adrien on this one. The guy was out of line, he didn't know when to quit!

  50. Pac says – reply to this


    adrien answered well.. i think the interviwer just wanted to f*** with him… I mean, im pretty sure he agreed to do that interview for other reasons than just about gay rumors and ” having a big nose” come on… A journalist should be serious… Not comedian

  51. 51

    Re: Wanna Milk Me Hates Perez!! – PEREZ = SLIM AND SEXY

  52. Deke says – reply to this


    The journalist was being a dick. Brody was more than courteous, and in all reality, probably should have gotten up and walked out after the third baiting question.

  53. fiona says – reply to this


    Adrian sounds like a real hetero male with well above average intelligence and self esteem. The interviewer sounds like a desperate wanna-be gay journalist who writes for the enquirer.

  54. 54

    God, Perez. Not everyone wants to jump on the queer float in the parade! That reporter was unprofessional. Just because it's The Advocate, does everyone have to suck dick during the interview to keep readership up?

  55. 55

    Wow, get a sense of humor Adrien!!

  56. 56

    No way, good for him. Why should he put himself out there for people to critic and misconstrue his words into something they are not. He seemed very respectful of the interviewer while at the same time maintaining his dignity and not opening himself of to insinuations.

  57. 57

    Good for Brody for not being a kissass.

  58. 58

    Adrien Brody is not gay so why was he being asked questions implying that he is gay. The Advocate cannot keep the subject off of DICK so maybe it should confine the interviews to only interviewing gay men?

  59. 59

    wow, it IS true about guys with big noses…they ARE big DICKS!

  60. 60

    My word that interviewer is a dick! Fire him before he screws up another interview for the rag. Alienating the interviewee is never good, especially when there is no reason to. o and senses of humor, personal and subjective.

  61. 61

    it has to be expected to be asked embarrasing questions like that. i understand how he could have felt awkward by it. but still, humor the interviewer and the readers

  62. 62

    The interviewer seems like a complete cock knock. You're just pissed off because Adrien Brody didn't say that he likes to gargle cum like you do.

  63. 63

    He's soooo ugly. I'm sorry but if that were a female actress that fugly people would be asking: "how can thay allow such a fug on screen?". He's too ugly to get any romantic oles. Now, as for his comments- hey idiot…lighten up! I know people like that and thay're boring as hell.

  64. 64

    seems like the interview dude was the one being the dick here……did he not have anything to talk about??????

  65. 65

    [re=3132798]Re: Melissa is always right …..
    I would lie there with him and those dreamy eyes and talk about our love for Obama all night LONG.

  66. SusyQ says – reply to this


    gays are so damn pushy..Adrian handled himself alot more maturely than the onboxious brat who interviewed him

  67. 67

    perfect answers…very diplomatic …I think he is rigth..if he answer those questions they will star saying that he is gay or in love with some actor or blah blah blah.He was very good in being like that….

  68. 68

    Actually, that journalist was fucking annoying. I would have felt the same way Adrian did.

  69. 69

    It's all relative. I mean, he has to keep in mind that he's being interviewed for The Advocate and lighten up a little.

  70. 70

    Now this is the kind of stuff you do well Perez! I wish you would do more pieces like this and drop the Miley-Potato head-Courtney Love bashing crap. I skip over any post on any of them now because I know it will just be the same old juvenile high school kind of $hit. You look really silly bashing a 15 year old all the time and it has lost you a lot of the more high quality fans you gained during your awesome and well done election coverage. I am embarrassed because I recommended your site to some peeps who I thought would like your political-advocacy stuff along with some fun celeb stuff. They said thanks but no thanks to reading about your kiddy fueds. So-decide what you want to be: entertainment weekly with a high class twist or Star Magazine meets Trashy Teen Tiger Beat!

    I am betting your sponsors would like your 9 million page clicks a day to come more from the former (who have disposable income and can drive a car and own homes) versus the latter who still have curfews, allowances and regularly use the phrase-"would you like coke with you happy meal?" I am giving it a little time to see where it shakes out but if it keeps being all Miley bashing, all the time, I am taking my household income of 200k plus to a mo bettah site!

  71. 71

    i would have donkey punched this fucker halfway thru the interview…..but i guess that is what they want you to do these days…

    better yet…..id just have fuckitolfred handle it for me

    where is fred tonight???????

  72. 72

    It is distasteful to read a grown man calling a 15 year old girl a slut-talk about supporting hate and inciting hate crimes. You of ALL people!! Some day her dad is going to meet you in a dark alley and NOBODY will feel sorry for you regarding the outcome and honestly if I was there, I wouldnt even pick up my cell phone to dial 911 (and I am in the social services-counseling field!!)! I am not a Miley fan at all but am so turned off by your rants and name calling that I have almost started liking her because your attacks are so icky). JMHO

  73. 73

    know him from ny acting school. he was a tool then too. lighten up already.

  74. 74

    Re: The Mary. – eeeeewwww…..i tried that once when i had a sore throat……not good…..not good!!!!!!!

  75. poop says – reply to this


    yeah I would be an asshole right back too. Fuckers.

  76. 76

    As a gay guy, I can't agree with Adrien more. This is embarrassing for an adult to get asked questions that could have been submitted by a junior high school student for the school newspaper.

    Good for him.

  77. 77

    I'm with Adrien, the reporter was completely out of line. The question about his nose was vulgar and he would have been well within his rights to end the interview right then and there. He showed class and the reporter was a complete jerk.

  78. 78

    wow, and gays wonder why main stream america has a hard time accepting our lifestyle….

    very inappropriate and tacky….obviously you would think he needs to lighten up, you're middle name is tacky.

  79. 79

    The reporter was out of line. HE wasn't funny, or professional, or writing an article that anyone would want to read. Adrian was a lot more restrained than most people I know–reporter deserves to be led out the door.

  80. 80

    I love Adrien Brody!!! That reporter should have had respect for him and not be a smart ass by trying to make fun of his oh so sexy nose! I love his nose, it was the first thing i noticed and i think it makes him drop dead georgous. And he has a sense of humor- the first question he joked with! I love him! lol

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  82. 82

    Wow…that sucks…thought he would have had one.

  83. 83

    Was that reporter high?
    What kind of immature/idiotic questions were that???
    They should fire that moron, whoever he is.
    He's the type that promotes the stereotype that us gay men only have cock on the brain.
    Stupid fuck!

  84. 84

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – (blush) XXO , monkey-butt!

  85. 85

    ok, i don't see why he was being unreasonable here..

    i mean, what he said is true–an interviewer is a total stranger to him, and maybe he doesn't feel comfortable joking around about that stuff..

    *shrug* i think he handled it tactfully.

  86. 86

    those ?'s were stupid ithink he acted like a gentlemen fags like perez just want to think that way cause they've never even been kinda cute enough to get someone kinda cute it's in there perv brains

  87. 87

    i don't think adrien was bad at all// he's just protecting himself from future gossip and rumors. i respect him for that.

  88. 88

    why is that if a straight man doesn't want to talk about getting dick up his ass, he's considered not having a sense of humor? newsflash maybe everybody doesn't find men on men sex funny…some might actually think it's fucking gross…i mean think about it…sticking your dick where shit comes out isn't exactly the most appealing thought…..it's like gay people are recruiting or something…fuck it some people don't find the gay lifestyle cute! fuck you if you don't agree….

  89. 89

    Guys get really weird if you imply in any way that they might be attracted to another guy… they are afraid of being ridiculed.

  90. 90

    Re: The Warden – oh please….and you are not obsessed with sex?????

    its a human instinct…..everyone wants a little anal from time to time….lol

  91. 91

    Re: The Warden – sounds like you need a little prostate massage……..hey daddy!

  92. 92

    he's such a goooooooooooooooood actor that's a shame that he doesn't seem to have even a moderate sense of humor. you definitely need one to live in this world.

  93. 93

    what a douche…..

  94. 94

    Brody's a douche AND a bad actor.

  95. 95

    Boy…someone has a stick up his ass.
    Oh wait…better be careful so no one takes that the wrong way…

  96. 96

    Brody has class. The reporter comes off as an unprofessional nitwit.

  97. 97

    this guy is disgusting and so ugly!

  98. 98

    Yes agreed, he handled it very well.

  99. 99

    Whats so humorous about it. Asking what guy actor he would fuck and his dick size. PAALEASE so typical. He was doing an interview with a gay mag and probably thought it might be just a tad more professional.

  100. 100

    pft the journalist was a complete dickhead - adrien had EVERY right to not answer those ridiculous questions!!

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