Adrien Brody Has No Sense Of Humor

Despite various awards shows hijinks (a la unexpectedly and quite passionately kissing Halle Barry), Adrien Brody does not have a sense of humor, it seems.
Here's an excerpt from an interview he just did with gay mag The Advocate, in which Brody flatly refuses to answer some silly questions:
Do guys still hit on you?
I guess I'd be disappointed if they didn't.
What if a man had presented you with your Oscar instead of Halle Berry? Were you so wrapped up in the moment that you might've have kissed him too?
That's a pretty silly question. No, obviously not. Part of the excitement was that it was a beautiful woman presenting me with such a beautiful moment in my life.
Is there any actor for whom you would've made an exception?
No.
Let's try another approach: For your next gay role, who'd you choose for your on-screen love interest?
You want me to name an actor? No, I can't answer that question, Brandon. See, you ask me how I deal with rumors, and I also have to deal with not adding fuel to them. Something that would be a completely innocuous comment on my part will be completely taken out of context by the next journalist, so I'd appreciate it if you were understanding about that.
Have I put you in a bad mood?
I'm still in a good mood, but I'm also a relatively serious person, so these questions are difficult for me.
So I guess I shouldn't ask if it's true what they say about a man with a prominent nose?
Why would you do that to somebody? You and I don't know each other, right? We're complete strangers, actually. I'm being respectful to you, so you have to extend the same courtesy.
Oh, Adrien, it's all in good fun. I'm trying to show your sense of humor here.
I didn't sign up for that.
Awww, Adrien, lighten up!
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What stupid questions! Firstly, I am not a fan of Adrien B (Because I have never seen any of his movies). Perez I really gave you more credit than that! Knowing he is a straight man, why would this reporter ask such stupid Q's? Adrien is obviously a professional & deserves more respect than to be featured in THAT interview. It's a stereo-typical interview by perhaps a gay reporter & if not, he is conducting the interview that way to entertain the Gay community. I am all for equal rights etc. but why be so stereo-typical, one would think the reporter would be trying to prove otherwise??? Prove that not all gays are the same & that their love is just a big game or something. Maybe this makes too much sense?
Adrian is a fucking twat. Lighten up! He could have responded way more professionally instead he acted like a cocky bitch. He could have even turned the question around on the interviewer and played along. Well Adrian has no right to be cocky, he is lanky and weird looking. Like an anarexic ostritch.
He's so fugly.
gosh adrien is so fucken hott WOW
stop hating on him hes freaken awesome
I am adriens side!!! That reporter sounds obnoxious as hell!
who cares either way - they are both idiots
those questions were stupid. they weren't even halfway funny. i have to side with adrien.
why should he have to lighten up the guy wouldn't let the gay thing go
Give him a BREAK, it's HIS life, he is his OWN person, why should he have to answer STUPID Questions? Oh, I get it…he must have voted YES on 8!!
TEAM ADRIEN. The line of questioning made him uncomfortable. He politely told him so. It's not like he had a shit fit. He handled himself respectfully. Nothing wrong with that!
you have no class Perez , none. No insight, wit or wisdom. He didn't want to be trivalized by the questioning, something that your shallow, self serving brain just can't grasp. Kudo's to Adrien for being an adult.
Adrien should have smacked the dog snot out of that asshole. I thought the questions were stupid.
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Good for him, I say!
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I think the interviewer was not respectful of Adrien. It sounds to me like he was trying to get a rise out of him. Super uncool!!!!!
If I was asked stupid questions like that after being GRACIOUS enough to even give some no name magazine like that my precious time. . . Well I would have actually been rude.
He was actually very reserved and polite in his answers for such intrusive ridiculous questions.
The transcript makes the interviewer come off as the asshole.
I thought it was hilarious over all.
Adrien Brody is sexy and the fact that he's serious like that is kind of a turn on (but thats just me)
What a humorless douchenozzle!
What a stuck up little bastard. If I was Hale Berry or whatever that stupid bitch's name is I would have NEVER let him even get close to me. I would have probably kicked him in the balls. He's fucking ugly. And so serious? Fuck serious guys. They are BORING. There is NOTHING sexy about a guy who won't laugh at anything…
Ok, so the reporter asked some idiot questions and all… But cmon, lighten up a little.
blah.
he's homely anyway.
OMG, that interviewer is an anti-semite!!! He said AB has a big Jew nose!!!!
Adrian is a pendejo… sad.
Uh, Adrien….why the long face? You DID know the Advocate is a GAY publication, didn't you? One must prepare a little for each situation. Just sayin.
what an ass….. he needs to grow a sense of humor like clooney…
on the flip side maybe he was in a bitchy mood, we all have those days.
What a complete loser of an interviewer. I hate when nobody people try to leach off the people with the talent to make a name for themselves.
Lots of straight actors have done interviews with the advocate,I think the questions were meant to be light and fun and I think he could have had a sarcastic funny answer back,thats what most people have done,I find it funny that he took such a weird angle of respect in it,but I give him credit going on the advocate,people that do are supportive of gay rights .
I agree with Brody 100%. The person conducting the interview wasn't Barbara Walters. If it is obvious that the person being interviewed doesn't want to deal with a subject,have the brains to drop it-plain and simple. My words to the person conducting the interview. Does the term "dildo with ears" mean anything to you? if it does, don't look in the mirror!
known as a humorless dweeb in hollytown
he gets no fun roles no mo as
he is a groucypoo without
his u know…
The Advocate straight man celebrity interviews piece are pretty standard. Toward the end they always get to this line of questioning. He should have taken a minute to look that up. The questions are tacky, but all he had to do was pick up a copy and he could have seen what was coming.
The questions were stupid…he ISN'T gay and why should he answer stupid questions that insinuate that he is??? You are an idiot Perez…get off your gay high horse.
Hold on, Perez, Adrien Brody is absolutely right. He's a fantastic actor, who is supportive of equal rights. That doesn't mean he wants his words twisted around in a perverted way (NOT that being gay is perverted, but, as you well know, bloggers and "journalists" take partial quotes and make massive drama out of nothing). Adrien was totally respectful to the interviewer, who didn't offer that same courtesy. It is not that easy to give a written interview and have all the inflections and sarcasm and tones come through - that is why many, many top actors won't do written interviews - they insist on a camera. Give the guy a break!
back off adrien was fine
Maybe he want to be treated with repect and not be aked rude and ridiculous questions.
I couldn't be more on Brody's side - I'm fed up with pissarse journalists thinking that they have the right to say and ask whatever they want. He's a serious person, so let him be how he wants to be. He's not gay, and that stupid reporter just wants Ade to say something that he can then take completely out of every context and sensationalise. Asshole.
I'm with Adrien on this one…what if an interviewer said to you Perez, you know what they say about people with a big ass…
Adrien is on the right here…IF he doesn't want to answer question like that, then he should be force to do so….
Sounds like the interviewer was the one with the problem, was that a 12 year old girl asking those question?
You're out of line here once again Perez, as usual. I agree totally with what Adrien did. The reporter was an idiot asking dumb questions, and I don't blame Adrien for being cautious. He's 100% right about people taking quotes out of context.
I wish that gay people would stop trying to make people gay…annoying.
The reporter for the Advocate should've just backed off after it was apparent Adrien didn't want to "play."
What a wanker. LOL
Love you baby but as a Turkish woman with a large nose, you are diiiiigggggin for a story today…..was hoping to come home with pix 4 u but they may still be cumin….hehehehe the night still young
what a db
Re: markor – seriously? Im drunk and prolly caring too much but SEROIUSLY????? iM SOOOOOO SURE. WE HAVE BIGGER ISSSSSSSSSSSSUES TO FIGHT PEOPLE!!!! DOES PROP 8 RING A BELL??????wHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT BRODY WHEN WE HAVE TO STOP CORRUPTION IN SOCIETY? GET A CLUE AND TURN THE DVD OFFFF
Why doesn't Perez understand that not every guy in the world LIKES to be hit on by another guy? I'm sure Adrian is not homophobic but come on!
It is absolutely true what they say about men with big noses…I will never go back!
Im gay. But I still see how that line of questioning can become ANNOYING!! That dude needs to go back to school and learn how to be a real journalist. SERIOUS!!
On second thought. Kudos to Adrien. I would have walked out of the interview. The line of questioning was idiotic!!
Didn't stop him from playing borderline offensive gay stereotypical characters in THREE different sketches when he hosted SNL a few years back. (Remember when he was relevant?)
What a dink.
What a fucking dick.
Less respect for him.
Brody made it clear that he didn't like the line of questioning so the reporter should have been a professional and backed off. Just because Brody consented to be interviewed by a gay mag doesn't mean he has to answer rude, childish questions about kissing dudes and how big his dick is. Jesus.
That reporter was an asshole. Adrien obviously stated he didn't want to answer such silly questions after the first 2 dumb questions. Then to top it all off the reporter pretty much asked if he had a big cock! I'd be offended too.
I think the journalist is an ass for asking those questions. Kudos for Adrien for not beatin the crap outta him. He's scrappy.
Who the fuck would ask stupid questions like that?
He was making sound gay. That's a stupid reporter.
What an IDIOT reporter! Adrien should have walked out.
He has a point… this interviewers are just ridiculous. Are they even journalists? If so, did they get their credentials out of a cereal box?
He did nothing wrong. Those were retarded questions. Leave Adrian alone.
the guy's a bit of a douche, no doubt, but what the hell is up with every question being gay gay gay? okay, gay magazine, i get it, but how fookin boring is that? does being gay mean everything must revolve around it? i know you're a queer bait, too, but at least you highlight the odd straight world issue
Right on, Adrian! That's not an interview - it's harassment. Not that it matters, but I'm fairly sure he is straight. I've seen him around New York with some really cute women.
What happened to being proper. He doesn't have to change who is to please an interviewer. Especially when he is the one being proper while the interviewer deafly ignores the hint and gets impulsive. Don't expect a straight guy to have an answer to that question.
I agree with most comments here, the reporter was being rude and I think Adrien took it well, there is no respect anymore, it is idiots like that, that make the stars then become rude to everyone they meet.
What a stupid interview, it was not funny and there was no way with any of the questions that he could show his sense of humor.
actually Adrien was a doosch looking at his first response to the a dude instead of halle berry question. He didn't have to get defensive. maybe he's gay
WTF KIND OF QUESTIONS WERE THOSE?
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STRAIGHT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE HARASSED WITH "GAY" QUESTIONS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE THINKS IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
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I'M FOR ADRIEN BRODY ON THIS ONE!!
maybe his sense of humor would have been better if the interviewer had not been a dick-I Love Adrien and am so glad that he does not have to "force" a publicity stunt- Have u seen his woman? She would turn him straight even if he was gay-
lol
i didnt sign up for that
omfg!! he needs a chill pill pronto.
you can't really blame him. he's right. anything he said would have been twisted by some other tabloid and start all kinds of stupid rumors. maybe a little bit more integrity on the part of some of these 'reporters' would allow celebrities to be more relaxed and provide better interviews.
So now we know - he's a homophobe - really uncomfortable with the whole thing - this is NOT just a lack of sense of humor - he is clearly uncomfortable and pissed off. He's a homophobe.
well, i won't be paying to see anything adrien brody is in anymore. lol!
what a frickin' jerk