According to sources close to Britney, the Circus Princess wrote a track for former Pap Sleaze Adnan Ghalib on her upcoming album as a "gift to him."
Nicole Morier of the band Electrocute - who helped BritBrit pen the song Mmm Papi - admits to Us Weekly that the song is "about someone. I'm sure you can guess."
We guess that with lyrics like - "You love it when I'm freaking out / Things get rough and there's no doubt / You will always be there for me" - it does seem a little obvious.
Although, we hope it isn't true! BritBrit did not look good being dragged behind that Landing Strip Sleazebag!
A source close to Ghalib claims the two are in "constant contact" and the they never stopped dating.
Which is why he claimed to be shopping around a sex tape, right?
Ah yes, that's love. Certainly lyric-worthy!
As for Spears' upcoming tour, her father, Jamie, is going to do his best to keep things clean and professional, requiring all the dancers to submit to drug tests.
Should have done that in the first place - we could have avoided that whole FedEx fiasco altogether.
[Image via Fame Pictures.]