Don't Look At The Face!

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Olympic champ Michael Phelps is named one of GQ magazine's men of the year.

Barack Obama, Leonard DiCrapio and some other dude also made the list.

But they're not shirtless!

Posted: Nov 19, 2008 at 9:14 am / Email this »

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Melissa is always right. says – reply to this

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What a fucking bogus list.
FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! says – reply to this

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what a bunch of crap. leo? what a joke!
LettyB says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot Monkey Love...Obama Style! says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS RETARDED!…LITERALLY!
Hot Monkey Love...Obama Style! says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – MONKEYS ARE HOT!
Hot Monkey Love...Obama Style! says – reply to this

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Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Did you check last nights posts??? You had some hate and I had MAJOR hate!!!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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he needs to get his teeth fixed.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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"Retard, where's your helmet?"
TaviiBabii says – reply to this

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He's a swimmer, he should be shirtless.
-just saying
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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butterface…..and where is Matt Lauer????????
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – i agree….leo?????

when did he become sexy again?????

gross me out
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – morning you!
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Wow! hotnesssssssssssssss!
GIO says – reply to this

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DUDE THIS GUY IS FUG. DID U SEE THE COMMERCIALS WHERE HE SPEAKS? DUHHHH
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – yah I saw your hater!WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – Re: mama of 2 – MORNING YOU TWO!!
Snickers says – reply to this

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Fuck all you Leo haters! Perez, I get tired of you calling him "DiCrapio." Is it just because he doesn't bow down and worship your ass and pay you off like Brangelina. I don't get it why you seem to hate the more talented, real people, like Leo, Pink, Jennifer Aniston, yet you salivate over useless waste of space douchebags like "The Hills" cast. Leo has more talent in his pinkie than any and all of them combined. Leo rocks and he will win an Oscar before he's 40!!!
Snickers says – reply to this

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Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – You're an asshole u know that?
grannyho says – reply to this

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I think he looks quite cute in this picture. He could have pulled up his pants a bit though.
****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY @>-----^----- says – reply to this

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LEO IS MAN OF EVERY YEAR NEXT TO MY JOSH
nyla1982 says – reply to this

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Yuck!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Crazydude – REALLY?
I'mFantastic says – reply to this

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NOT HOT!
Hot Monkey Love...Obama Style! says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – It was weird! He (she) has followed me around! I thought Fags had an odd one with Julianne, but mine took the cake last night!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Snickers – YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE WHAT ARE DICAPRIO'S MOTHER!!!!
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – ARE YOU*
LettyB says – reply to this

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Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – YAH IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH I WISH I WAS THERE! LOL!
Cha Cha says – reply to this

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Looks like they finally got his hair right. OK, he isn't a 'looker', but he looks pretty damn good on this cover.
La Diva says – reply to this

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nice body. but other than that,,, keep him perez. i'm sure you'll figure out what to do with him.
Tasty stachatory mmmmm says – reply to this

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michael fucgly
mollymouse says – reply to this

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wow what a troll face…slapped on a nice body hahahaha
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB – i was there….good times…..good times…..
Catlyn says – reply to this

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Phelps is a butterface…everythin looks good but-her-face! ok so it doesnt work the same with guys but you get the idea…but damn that body is lookin niiiiice! just cover his head with a paper bag and it could be alright!
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: Snickers – wow…..u really like leo huh????

i dont get it…..but to each their own….i guess….(barf)
CoDy A says – reply to this

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I think he is very attractive, some of you people have insane standards, and plus he has a hot body so that makes him even hotter!
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB –
Yes! His chompers arent but thats ok
DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB –
Yea, but we can only hope he FUCKES LIKE A MONEY…YUM
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: Crazydude – uuummmm…..seriously…..that is some serious paper bag material right there…..
DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze says – reply to this

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Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze –
FUK ..I'M HIGH
…CORRECTION:::..FUK LIKE A ”WE CAN ONLY HOPE HE FUKS LIKE
A ””””””””””MONKEY””””””””””….DUH
matchstick says – reply to this

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One word:
Buttaface.
DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze says – reply to this

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Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze –
FUCK ALREADY..MORNING FUKARDS..HOPE I SPELLED THAT SHIT RIGHT.
matchstick says – reply to this

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Buttaface
Buttaface
Buttaface
Buttaface
Buttaface
DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze says – reply to this

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Re: matchstick –
YEA, I KNOW WHO YOUR BUTTERFACE IS…AHAHAHAHA
matchstick says – reply to this

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Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze –

Can't argue that KraziHouze - I'm a hot tranny mess!!!
whatchadoing says – reply to this

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It would look better if he smiled- even a little. Maybe a shy look. That's not befitting of him.
Hard-On says – reply to this

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I just threw up my breakfast. Why would they put someone on the front cover that looks like they got hit in the face with a mack truck?
xcite says – reply to this

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sexay!
k-lee says – reply to this

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He is not ugly, what are u guys talking about? He's not drop dead gorgeous but I wouldn't put him in the ugly category.
sofiaaa says – reply to this

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MMM, leonardo. he deserved it.
duelastar says – reply to this

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I can't help but feel its also some bad photoshopping. XD
aj says – reply to this

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he reminds me of a deer with that big thick neck and tiny pin head! haha he can barely speak with that mouthfull of teeth too! but he sure can swim!
YourFavoriteGirl * says – reply to this

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hahaha..
he's one
of those
ugly ducks
with nice
feathers ! ! !
BadEmployee says – reply to this

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Yea can we throw a mask on his grill…damn
LitlLuvBug says – reply to this

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Face? You me don't look at his head. Even the part thats not his face skeeves me out.
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Re: ShakeYourkitty –
ur just jealous cause he has the body and face to match bitch!
razzberryswryl says – reply to this

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OK, ok, he's not THAT ugly…..
tarasahara says – reply to this

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his face isn't even that bad, it's just the teeth…
Dinkybird says – reply to this

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Phelps is HOT.. If I saw him out, I would!
beleapalooza says – reply to this

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oooh, he is so unfortunate looking. all i can say is bag over the head please.
geminibabe7 says – reply to this

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He should have been the hottest guy of the year. He is gorgeous!
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: Crazydude – are we looking at the same pic….he has a great body….no denying that…..but the face…..c'mon….

that is some extreme makeover material there (or the swan….i miss that show).
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: matchstick – major butterface
ckayindc says – reply to this

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his body is on point, but THANK GOD, ALLAH, BUDDHA he's not smiling!
kukita says – reply to this

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He is UGLY !!!!!!
LasloJones says – reply to this

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…those swimmer's have the nicest bodies… mmm mmm good.
Kellergirl says – reply to this

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Phelps is Phugly.
cutektbear says – reply to this

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His face looks a lot better than is usually does, but he is not an attractive man!
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Re: ShakeYourkitty –
you ppl can only focus on 1 thing! If he never smiled you would see he is a stud!
Jamesy!! says – reply to this

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if he had fuller cheekbones his face wouldn't be THAT bad
Bekkie says – reply to this

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he looks like the creepy one from KIDS.. nasty…
DH says – reply to this

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OMG!
He is so fucking HOT it's ridiculous!!!!
AMO says – reply to this

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What the hell is he wearing? It looks like he just threw on some random shit real quick just to answer the door. It's all ill fitting… I hope that's not supposed to be sexy.
ChivasFanGirl says – reply to this

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haha. hotness. the boy has an amazing body.
Miryyyy says – reply to this

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Why is anyone attracted to him? He looks like a baboon and talks like he just got hit in the head with a shovel.
SweetPat says – reply to this

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he looks as if he is taking a shit!
Uproar says – reply to this

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THAT'S WHAT A PILLOW IS FOR…
TRUpopTART says – reply to this

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haha its ashame his face is so …odd.
fleetwoodmamaof4 says – reply to this

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I am sorry, but he is sooooo ugly!!
suicideblonde says – reply to this

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he's not handsome in a classic sense but more "cute" like a grown up opie taylor.
end of the rainbow says – reply to this

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he looks pretty good here im surprised high 5 GQ
ihvpower says – reply to this

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I do not understand why so many people think that Michael is NOT a good looking man! Are you kidding me? I think he is quite handsome actually. He's got a unique look about him and the fact that he has a rocking bosy doesn't hurt at all!
Jordon_NS says – reply to this

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Boy he looks some rough looking in the face, with the couple days without shaving! But then again who won't do him..I will……b 1st in line..yummy
lucas4ever says – reply to this

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hE IS hott
PinkMartinii says – reply to this

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whatis w/ these retarted lists?
blankita says – reply to this

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He's a BUTTERFACE!!!! lol
Moychy says – reply to this

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i love the title to the news…haha
iluvALLmusicYAY says – reply to this

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GOD, he is FUCKING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: Crazydude – yeah….but a persons smile is the first thing i notice……well maybe not the first…lol…..but its pretty fucking important….

dont get mad girl….he'll get that jacked up grill fixed sooner or later…..
SRMARIE says – reply to this

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He is so so so so UGLY! GAH, I can't even look at his face!!!
Alia77 says – reply to this

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soooo hott yummy!!!
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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he has a hot sexy body and the face is kinda… hot in a way lol
ktp says – reply to this

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don't look at the face.. aww i think he's a cutie
erhg74 says – reply to this

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I'd do him.. many times in facts and that says enough
annie92 says – reply to this

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god, he looks so sexy! i don't know ur talkin about perez, his face looks sexy in this too.
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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EWW! Hot bod but fug face! Cover that shit up. And he looks fucking stupid trying to pull off a serious/tough expression. Tyra Banks needs to teach this little trick a thing or two; "It's all about smiling with the eyes". And they should have scrapped the jacket…and the pants…and the speedo. It should have been a nude cover.
RedFox says – reply to this

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Is that a TATTOO on his left hip? If it is, he just got hotter still minus the face of course!
edtor says – reply to this

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WTF do you mean don't look at the face? This man is handsome and sexy. What do you mean…….I'd rather look at him than you, Perezzers.
Scrib says – reply to this

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The dude is smokin HOT… and I'd do him for HOURZ ! ! !
Gigi14 says – reply to this

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the other dude happens to be "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm who will probably be one of Hollywood's best within the next two years. He's a great actor and also very sexy.
His SNL episode was the best in years, you should really check out some of those skits.
tinye68 says – reply to this

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hahaha the headlineee is so true! eeww his face is just not attractivee