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Don't Look At The Face!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Michael Phelps

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Olympic champ Michael Phelps is named one of GQ magazine's men of the year.

Barack Obama, Leonard DiCrapio and some other dude also made the list.

But they're not shirtless!

124 comments to “Don't Look At The Face!”

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  1. 1

    What a fucking bogus list.



  2. 2

    what a bunch of crap. leo? what a joke!



  3. 3

    HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!



  4. 4

    HE LOOKS RETARDED!…LITERALLY!



  5. 5

    Re: LettyB – MONKEYS ARE HOT!



  6. 6

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – Did you check last nights posts??? You had some hate and I had MAJOR hate!!!



  7. 7

    he needs to get his teeth fixed.



  8. 8

    "Retard, where's your helmet?"



  9. 9

    He's a swimmer, he should be shirtless.
    -just saying



  10. 10

    butterface…..and where is Matt Lauer????????



  11. 11

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – i agree….leo?????

    when did he become sexy again?????

    gross me out



  12. 12

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – morning you!



  13. 13

    Wow! hotnesssssssssssssss!

  14. GIO says – reply to this


    14

    DUDE THIS GUY IS FUG. DID U SEE THE COMMERCIALS WHERE HE SPEAKS? DUHHHH



  15. 15

    Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – yah I saw your hater!WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!



  16. 16

    Re: harrybalsacRe: mama of 2 – MORNING YOU TWO!!



  17. 17

    Fuck all you Leo haters! Perez, I get tired of you calling him "DiCrapio." Is it just because he doesn't bow down and worship your ass and pay you off like Brangelina. I don't get it why you seem to hate the more talented, real people, like Leo, Pink, Jennifer Aniston, yet you salivate over useless waste of space douchebags like "The Hills" cast. Leo has more talent in his pinkie than any and all of them combined. Leo rocks and he will win an Oscar before he's 40!!!



  18. 18

    Re: FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED! – You're an asshole u know that?



  19. 19

    I think he looks quite cute in this picture. He could have pulled up his pants a bit though.



  20. 20

    LEO IS MAN OF EVERY YEAR NEXT TO MY JOSH



  21. 21

    Yuck!!!



  22. 22

    Re: Crazydude – REALLY?



  23. 23

    NOT HOT!



  24. 24

    Re: LettyB – It was weird! He (she) has followed me around! I thought Fags had an odd one with Julianne, but mine took the cake last night!



  25. 25

    Re: Snickers – YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE WHAT ARE DICAPRIO'S MOTHER!!!!



  26. 26

    Re: LettyB – ARE YOU*



  27. 27

    Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – YAH IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH I WISH I WAS THERE! LOL!



  28. 28

    Looks like they finally got his hair right. OK, he isn't a 'looker', but he looks pretty damn good on this cover.



  29. 29

    nice body. but other than that,,, keep him perez. i'm sure you'll figure out what to do with him.



  30. 30

    michael fucgly



  31. 31

    wow what a troll face…slapped on a nice body hahahaha



  32. 32

    Re: LettyB – i was there….good times…..good times…..



  33. 33

    Phelps is a butterface…everythin looks good but-her-face! ok so it doesnt work the same with guys but you get the idea…but damn that body is lookin niiiiice! just cover his head with a paper bag and it could be alright!



  34. 34

    Re: Snickers – wow…..u really like leo huh????

    i dont get it…..but to each their own….i guess….(barf)



  35. 35

    I think he is very attractive, some of you people have insane standards, and plus he has a hot body so that makes him even hotter!



  36. 36

    Re: LettyB
    Yes! His chompers arent but thats ok



  37. 37

    Re: LettyB
    Yea, but we can only hope he FUCKES LIKE A MONEY…YUM



  38. 38

    Re: Crazydude – uuummmm…..seriously…..that is some serious paper bag material right there…..



  39. 39

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze
    FUK ..I'M HIGH
    …CORRECTION:::..FUK LIKE A ”WE CAN ONLY HOPE HE FUKS LIKE
    A ””””””””””MONKEY””””””””””….DUH



  40. 40

    One word:
    Buttaface.



  41. 41

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze
    FUCK ALREADY..MORNING FUKARDS..HOPE I SPELLED THAT SHIT RIGHT.



  42. 42

    Buttaface
    Buttaface
    Buttaface
    Buttaface
    Buttaface



  43. 43

    Re: matchstick
    YEA, I KNOW WHO YOUR BUTTERFACE IS…AHAHAHAHA



  44. 44

    Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouzeRe: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze

    Can't argue that KraziHouze - I'm a hot tranny mess!!!



  45. 45

    It would look better if he smiled- even a little. Maybe a shy look. That's not befitting of him.



  46. 46

    I just threw up my breakfast. Why would they put someone on the front cover that looks like they got hit in the face with a mack truck?

  47. xcite says – reply to this


    47

    sexay!

  48. k-lee says – reply to this


    48

    He is not ugly, what are u guys talking about? He's not drop dead gorgeous but I wouldn't put him in the ugly category.



  49. 49

    MMM, leonardo. he deserved it.



  50. 50

    I can't help but feel its also some bad photoshopping. XD

  51. aj says – reply to this


    51

    he reminds me of a deer with that big thick neck and tiny pin head! haha he can barely speak with that mouthfull of teeth too! but he sure can swim!



  52. 52

    hahaha..
    he's one
    of those
    ugly ducks
    with nice
    feathers ! ! !



  53. 53

    Yea can we throw a mask on his grill…damn



  54. 54

    Face? You me don't look at his head. Even the part thats not his face skeeves me out.



  55. 55

    Re: ShakeYourkitty
    ur just jealous cause he has the body and face to match bitch!



  56. 56

    OK, ok, he's not THAT ugly…..



  57. 57

    his face isn't even that bad, it's just the teeth…



  58. 58

    Phelps is HOT.. If I saw him out, I would!



  59. 59

    oooh, he is so unfortunate looking. all i can say is bag over the head please.



  60. 60

    He should have been the hottest guy of the year. He is gorgeous!



  61. 61

    Re: Crazydude – are we looking at the same pic….he has a great body….no denying that…..but the face…..c'mon….

    that is some extreme makeover material there (or the swan….i miss that show).



  62. 62

    Re: matchstick – major butterface



  63. 63

    his body is on point, but THANK GOD, ALLAH, BUDDHA he's not smiling!



  64. 64

    He is UGLY !!!!!!



  65. 65

    …those swimmer's have the nicest bodies… mmm mmm good.



  66. 66

    Phelps is Phugly.



  67. 67

    His face looks a lot better than is usually does, but he is not an attractive man!



  68. 68

    Re: ShakeYourkitty
    you ppl can only focus on 1 thing! If he never smiled you would see he is a stud!



  69. 69

    if he had fuller cheekbones his face wouldn't be THAT bad



  70. 70

    he looks like the creepy one from KIDS.. nasty…

  71. DH says – reply to this


    71

    OMG!
    He is so fucking HOT it's ridiculous!!!!

  72. AMO says – reply to this


    72

    What the hell is he wearing? It looks like he just threw on some random shit real quick just to answer the door. It's all ill fitting… I hope that's not supposed to be sexy.



  73. 73

    haha. hotness. the boy has an amazing body.



  74. 74

    Why is anyone attracted to him? He looks like a baboon and talks like he just got hit in the head with a shovel.



  75. 75

    he looks as if he is taking a shit!



  76. 76

    THAT'S WHAT A PILLOW IS FOR…



  77. 77

    haha its ashame his face is so …odd.



  78. 78

    I am sorry, but he is sooooo ugly!!



  79. 79

    he's not handsome in a classic sense but more "cute" like a grown up opie taylor.



  80. 80

    he looks pretty good here im surprised high 5 GQ



  81. 81

    I do not understand why so many people think that Michael is NOT a good looking man! Are you kidding me? I think he is quite handsome actually. He's got a unique look about him and the fact that he has a rocking bosy doesn't hurt at all!



  82. 82

    Boy he looks some rough looking in the face, with the couple days without shaving! But then again who won't do him..I will……b 1st in line..yummy



  83. 83

    hE IS hott



  84. 84

    whatis w/ these retarted lists?



  85. 85

    He's a BUTTERFACE!!!! lol



  86. 86

    i love the title to the news…haha



  87. 87

    GOD, he is FUCKING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  88. 88

    Re: Crazydude – yeah….but a persons smile is the first thing i notice……well maybe not the first…lol…..but its pretty fucking important….

    dont get mad girl….he'll get that jacked up grill fixed sooner or later…..



  89. 89

    He is so so so so UGLY! GAH, I can't even look at his face!!!



  90. 90

    soooo hott yummy!!!



  91. 91

    he has a hot sexy body and the face is kinda… hot in a way lol

  92. ktp says – reply to this


    92

    don't look at the face.. aww i think he's a cutie



  93. 93

    I'd do him.. many times in facts and that says enough :P



  94. 94

    god, he looks so sexy! i don't know ur talkin about perez, his face looks sexy in this too.



  95. 95

    EWW! Hot bod but fug face! Cover that shit up. And he looks fucking stupid trying to pull off a serious/tough expression. Tyra Banks needs to teach this little trick a thing or two; "It's all about smiling with the eyes". And they should have scrapped the jacket…and the pants…and the speedo. It should have been a nude cover.



  96. 96

    Is that a TATTOO on his left hip? If it is, he just got hotter still minus the face of course!

  97. edtor says – reply to this


    97

    WTF do you mean don't look at the face? This man is handsome and sexy. What do you mean…….I'd rather look at him than you, Perezzers.

  98. Scrib says – reply to this


    98

    The dude is smokin HOT… and I'd do him for HOURZ ! ! !



  99. 99

    the other dude happens to be "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm who will probably be one of Hollywood's best within the next two years. He's a great actor and also very sexy.
    His SNL episode was the best in years, you should really check out some of those skits.



  100. 100

    hahaha the headlineee is so true! eeww his face is just not attractivee

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