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Pamela Anderson addresses Barack Obama in her latest blog post.

Because, of course, every morning Baracky has a cup of coffee, reads the news, speaks with his advisers, and then checks Pam's site, which he has ever so dutifully bookmarked at the top of his browser.

That's why she decided to write him a little note. Actually, it's not little. It's long and rambling.

Why do celebs use dashes instead of normal punctuation?

No one knows, except for our Perezcious Celeb Blog translator!

First of all, PammyPoo recommends a reading list for our Prez-elect: The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein and Crimes Against Nature by Robert Kennedy. They're books about how corporations are evil and politicians are crooked. Nothing new.

We're sure that Baracky, in his entire political career, has never read them, or even heard about them, so thanks for the heads up Pam!

We had to run the rest through our translator. We've summarized it for you thusly:

- Free Leonard Peltier because injustice makes people mad, gosh darnit! She then calls jail "a lifelong waste of taxpayers money to run a spa for criminals," so who knows? Peltier might just want to say there!

- Castrate sex offenders! "Error" on the safe side!

- Legalize marijuana, because it will create jobs and somehow save children

- Government supplied insurance for everyone! Epseically elderly people!

- Promote vegetarianism and stop animal testing

- Bring the troops home safely!

- Don't be so mean to immigrants, they just want to work, because some "Americans sure have a sense of entitlement that’s unhealthy, unwise and selfish at times…"

…and who think they can just go telling the Prez what to do!

She forgot gay rights!

And free boob jobs for anyone who wants one!

[Image via WENN.]

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73 comments to “Pam For Prez!”

  1. Jocie says – reply to this


    1

    Naomi Klein is great.



  2. 2

    Used up old TWAT!



  3. 3

    first?



  4. 4

    she is out of line
    not that obama will read this anyways
    or care.

    he got elected becayse he will do whats best
    im canadian and im embarassed by pams message
    and by everything she has ever done or been in…

    twilight tomorrow at 10pm yeahhhh



  5. 5

    What the hell happened to the supreme court/gay rights posting?



  6. 6

    il take the boob job



  7. 7

    president of…..canada??



  8. 8

    DAMN, SHE'S FUCKEN NASTY!…AND SLUTTY…AND AN ATTENTION WHORE



  9. 9

    legalizing marijuana would eliminate millions of dollars spent on criminalizing young people, maybe the government should focus on CRACK HEADS. most pot smokers don't sell everything they own, or sell for another high.



  10. 10

    Tits bigger than her head. Works for me.



  11. 11

    Those comments weren't cool Perez. Do you have something against progressive issues? As I said before, we must all stick together. That includes people like Pam, who works hard for the rights of others and you can be damned sure she didn't vote yes to Prop 8. Show her the same support!



  12. 12

    YOU DIDN'T SUMMARIZE SHIT PEREZ! WHERE DID YOU CUT AND PASTE FROM???



  13. 13

    She is a dumb, fucking haggard looking tool.



  14. 14

    just curious, what is the alternative to animal testing? human testing? wise up people, REALLY.



  15. 15

    Re: Tahlia – NOPE!



  16. 16

    Is she even an US citizen??? Pretty sure she's living here on a work permit!



  17. 17

    God bless her Canadian heart. Leonard Peltier should be freed.

    This has gotta be the first time I heard her make any sense.



  18. 18

    Re: snyper – no shit…….i'm sure she's had more than a few procedures made possible by animal testing………wonder if the rats just ended up haggy looking too



  19. 19

    YEAH! LEGALIZE! weed is the cure to the recession. and i dont even smoke……….or do i…………

  20. aj says – reply to this


    20

    um is it just me or has the real perez not posted all day? something in the stew aint right and I don't like it



  21. 21

    Peltier does need to be let free. It's ridiculous that he's still in prison.



  22. 22

    Robert Kennedy (Jr.) is actually the son of Robert F Kennedy, as in Bobby Kennedy. He is a prominent environmental lawyer and law professor at Pace University in NY. I am guessing Obama has heard of the guy…



  23. 23

    Re: clb011 – I'm pretty sure she became a US citizen a while back.



  24. 24

    maybe if she had some meat shed be able to think straight and not be such a dumbass



  25. 25

    Last I knew, this nasty bitch was Canadian, unless she got her citizenship, then she needs to STFU!



  26. 26

    Yes I'm sure he wants to listen to that uneducated dumb ass…



  27. 27

    Re: rachel079 – cure-all i say



  28. 28

    fuck you and your gay 'rights'



  29. 29

    what a laugh. I'm sure he'll totally put her personal concerns right at the top of his list, when he has a million of Bush's fuck ups to fix. I'm sure the mission statement of Peta is right up there on his list with finding a plan for the economy so everyone doesn't ending up starving fighting for rat meat in the street or keeping anymore American troops, you know PEOPLE, from getting killed. and ya, where are gay rights on her list?



  30. 30

    Legalize it…don't criticize it.



  31. 31

    ….the only advice she can give is to strippers and pornstars



  32. 32

    Re: aj – Nope - still the same amount of bad editing.



  33. 33

    why does everyone think the kennedy's are so great? i just don't get it, sure, most of them are nice, and the whole camelot thing. but come on, get over it-they're a bunch of lying, raping, NIMBYs!!



  34. 34

    Well, I agree with LEGALIZE POT



  35. 35

    Im so jealous of her for fucking tommy lee……

    just once…..thats all i want…..just once



  36. 36

    What a skank. She looks more like Phillis Diller every doay.



  37. 37

    Re: ShakeYourkitty – dare to dream ;)



  38. 38

    Love her!
    She's going to be such a cute old lady!
    :)



  39. 39

    IT'S TOOL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    who cares? she's from canada. the only advice i'd take from her is how to get a foot long cock in my ass safely.



  40. 40

    eek!!! somebody is aging!



  41. 41

    Those are good books.
    At least she's trying to do something progressive, unlike 90% of all other celebrities.



  42. 42

    YIKES, she looks like the Bride of Chucky with sunglasses on.



  43. 43

    LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!
    fucking seriously.
    i hope i live to see the day
    when the world wises the fuck up.

    ferr reallzzzz.



  44. 44

    pam aint lookin too hot no moress



  45. 45

    Wow what an idiot. Promote vegetarianism? That's totally high up on our list of national concerns.



  46. 46

    well guess what, the silly bimbo didn't vote in the recent canadian election so i could care less what she thinks as she's all but forgotten her canadian citizenship ever since she got her american citizenship in 2004.



  47. 47

    maybe she "forgot" gay rights because she doesn't care… just sayin'.



  48. 48

    Perezzy

    Re: "Why do celebs use dashes instead of normal punctuation?"

    Im not a celeb but I do the dash thing quite a bit
    so I think I can explain it.

    I'm dsylexic and spent most of the time reading Winnie the Pooh or
    doing art or faking illness to escape from the torture chamber of buzzers and rules

    So when the teacher would try to explain punctuation I just wanted to run very fast out the doordown the hall out the gate and go as far away as possible because WTF is a predicate nominative and predicate adjective?

    Fuck That
    I say keep the dash

    does that explain it Prezzy? :)

    my IQ once tested at 143
    but I feel retarded :)



  49. 49

    Canadians are disgusting creatures who live partly underground eating nothing but shrubs, jacking off to pitches of k.d. lang and alex tebek. U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!



  50. 50

    im all for legalization of marijuana. Why not perez? whats the harm?
    it would create jobs and it would help our economy almost instantly. but noo our government is too slow to pass anything. it will take years but one day it will be legal!



  51. 51

    Great at least the legalizing part makes since. If you wanna really keep pot out of kids hands legalize it so they have to get it at the store like booze and cigs. Though i started smoking at 13, but i know thats what a lot of ppl really care about



  52. 52

    ahh what does pam want? such a whore and slut! i slept with 20 men and proud well i'm proud of you however that was an idiotic statement! who gives a fuck about boob jobs? earth to ms. anderson get a life lol.
    obama forever:))



  53. 53

    I just farted while reading this…oops, I did it again…



  54. 54

    She wishes she was as young as her comments are. I trust the average 18 year old in this country has more common sense.



  55. 55

    Maybe she forgot gays because your an asshole to her.



  56. 56

    She's straight up retarded.



  57. 57

    Omyfuckinggod!!! This is the same woman who critized Sarah Palin?? Really?? Seriously?? The unfortunate part is that people who read this site voted for Obama based on what this fucking has been, full of plastic stupid piece of shit has to say!! To all of them and those like them I say this … in the words of the brilliant words of John Lennon, I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round . . . What all of you dumb fucks didn't get that this man is going to be responsible for running our COUNTRY, not your sad, pathetic lives which you're clearly unable of running yourselves. Jesusfuckingchrist!!



  58. 58

    It is interesting how some "animal rights" people are incapable of treating other humans with respect. For the record I have TWO dogs and love animals I also live in LA and have TWICE unfortunately come in contact with Pam Anderson both times she was viciously rude and seemed to be on on something. And I guess karma gets around because the last time I saw her she had seriously hit the wall lookswise and the one thing she had going for her (looks/body) are going gone.She is now a middle age woman with too much make-up on wearing outfits suited to someone half her age. LOL



  59. 59

    Re: FUCK_OBAMA – Freedom isn't free paying our taxes pays for this luxurious country we are blessed enough to live in. Try traveling to a third world country moron (where if you lose your job you sell your kid to get by) you will appreciate how lucky you are to be born into a country where our taxes keep us safe and our country running smooth. Try traveling out of America. Go to 10 different poor countries and see how HAPPY you are to pay taxes. The government doesn't steal from you dummy freedom isnt free. If you don't want to pay taxes go move to a country without tax rates see how you like that. Douche



  60. 60

    Leonard Peltier is not a innocent man. She has silicone of the brain.



  61. 61

    hahahaha……the only thing i agree with her about is castrating sex offeners.
    as for the immigrants..well she needs to read some local small town newspapers in california and see how many immigrants come over the border to ”work to feed their families” and end up growing weed on state property,and booby trapping state parks wilderness areas…dumb assses.



  62. 62

    she need to go away

  63. ajbwb says – reply to this


    63

    this is a old count didn't she die already fron hepatitis that what i heard.they will bury her in FUR HA HA HA



  64. 64

    Re: snyper

    thats not the only alternative and hey it is for us if we use humans we get better results butttt there is plenty other alt. and cheaper so stfu and research

  65. DaLa says – reply to this


    65

    Thank God she's foreign born and can't run for office.



  66. 66

    She looks like crap

  67. Theo says – reply to this


    67

    She used to be pretty in a pin-p-girl sort of way, but when did she get so road-worn! My God…She looks like the last photo of Leona Helmsley.



  68. 68

    Ron Paul would have legalized it….. obama once said he would decriminalize it… but that was early on in his campaign.. and we all know hes taken that back.. it makes no sense…. AT ALL…its a damn PLANT!! ill say it again… its a plant its nature its natural its from this earth its a damn PLANT. people have been smokin the ganja for 8,000 years… and gays still cant get married… oh land of the free i love you =]



  69. 69

    Re: DaLa
    right, like Arnold Schwarzenegger



  70. 70

    Re: Dirty old man
    Fuck Canada eh? It's more like Fuck the United States of America. Fuck you all to hell for the sins that you have all done. Go back to fucking your sister or aunt behind the trailer park, while I go enjoy my snow, hockey, beer and maple syrup



  71. 71

    According to Wikipedia: Peltier secured ballot status for the Presidential race of 2004 in California where 27,607 people voted for him. He ran under the “Peace and Freedom Party”. This happened while he was still in prison!!??

    The United States Constitution does not prohibit felons from being elected to Federal offices…which happens to include the Presidency! Might want to fix that one. Just a thought.



  72. 72

    SHE IS A SKANKY TWIT



  73. 73

    Legalizing marijuana wont save children, it damages your vas deferens and gives you tainted babies with SIDS