Tricks Of The Trade
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Eva Longoria
For the past few months, Eva Langoria has been dealing with pregnancy rumors. But, as we all know, the Desperate Housewives hottie has denied all allegations.
She's repeatedly said she was just fat. A fat size 0.
But lately she's been looking a bit slimmer.
And now we know why!
It's all thanks to spandex, Spanx specifically.
Langoria is either trying to minimize her "fat" or trying to hide her tummy!
[Photo via Finalpixx.]
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she's still pretty
oh fucking get over it already perez.
boy, i've never met a fag with SUCH PREGNANCY ENVY!!!
perez has uterus envy!!!!
she's a toothpick.
SMart cookie!
www.playusout.com
everyone on here is so mean
Why didnt she wear black ones??
God.
Re: Wanna Milk Me Hates Perez!! – totally agree
That isn't news…almost all female celebrities, no matter how thin have admitted using spanx at red carpet events…
I use that same spandex on my balls.
blech
Who cares
Re: TABITHA – mean? MEAN? and did you see my response to your 'your mom' comment?
you haven't seen mean.
NOW THAT'S FUNNY PEREZITO! LOL
BUT, I STILL HATE YOU!
At least she can have spanx for her fat ass but there's still no hope for your fat head.
Re: Wanna Milk Me Hates Perez!! – LOL YOU HAVE A NEW KISS ASS
hi guys…….did i miss any excitement today?
what a cow
put one around your throat, it works well…
spanx are awesome lol
Re: TABITHA – THIS IS MILD AT THE TIME SISTER…
TOUGHEN UP!
Re: TABITHA – Nasty bitch.
oh yea
like eva, i am a fat size zero. as in, size-wise, i am tiny.. but just sort of out of shape. screw the gym. i need to get some of those spanx.
Re: mamajud – where have ya been? you have to put 'hates perez' after your name, ok?
Re: mamajud – FAGS WON'T SHOW UP AND MAKE TABITHA'S DAY! AND, SOME COW WITH NICE UDDERS SHOWED UP!
LETTY HAS A CREEPY STALKER
ADD HATES PEREZ TO YOUR NAME
Re: mamajud – Hiii. Bunch of skanky bitches, that's all.
FAGS??? =(
SHE IS NOT FAT….WHAT IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT?
next
Bahahaha, my grandmother wears those. Eva's still workin it though!! WTF is with the Hustler adds on here? Getting desperate for adds are we?
PEREZ….I KNOW YOUR ABOUT TO WATCH OPRAH! YOUR BOY BRAD IS ABOUT TO COME ON
gotta hide the FUPA..duhhh
Re: goodmorningworld – I AGREE…SKINNY AS HELL
if you hate perez, why go to his site?
Re: Wanna Milk Me Hates Perez!! – i know that was really mean,,,,seriously though im just fucking around i love ya relax
eva is hardly a lump of lard like you perez
Re: Melissa is always right HATES Perez –
Re: Wanna Milk Me Hates Perez!! – hahaha…i noticed the trend
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……omg…….i've been sitting at the computer all day w/my dad researching medicare prescription plans and doing his online xmas shopping………can you say withdrawal!! …..lol….shakes, sweats…the works
so not the hotter of the two Evas. boring. seems bitchy. husband has vacant crazy eye. i bet the kids would be hot. and boring as hell. oh yeah, i like how the husband's not black… he's FRENCH.
Uh, duh…if she were pregnant since these rumors started don't u think a skinny girl like her would be showing by now? Your so stupid sometimes….
ITs LONGORIA
Every celeb wears spankies!!! Fuckin retard!!!
ITS A FUCKING ACE BANDAGE
mm, shes def. not preggers.
if she was, she probablyyy woulda popped by now, since
youve been saying she has been since like, summer.
Re: mamajud – hahaha!
Re: TABITHA – so was i. my mom just sent me an email actually.
I dont understand why she is famous…..and i hate that damn show Desperate Housewives…..my brother is constantly clogging up my Tivo with that bullshit
everyone wears spanx tho! fat or not.
Re: mamajud – you didnt miss anything…..basically….lindsay and samantha are on the rocks…..Star Trek has a VERY GAY trailer……and Britney is trying to explain why she went nuts….
thats about it…..
oh yeah….and hugh jackman is the sexiest man alive (even tho we all know its really Matt Lauer)…..ok…..thats it….
Leave her alone! Why do you have such a hate for Eva?
Good thing she is married cuase if I took a girl home and pulled up their dress to see shit like that….major turn-off. That's almost as bad as wearing granny panties. Maybe she try hitting the gym instead of wearing forming underwear.
Re: HellenKiller – An ace bandage on her thigh? That would be pointless…even if she was injured. Jackass.
That goes to show that celebrity's have flaws just like everyone else.
Er, wouldn't wearing spanx on a pregnant stomach be extremely uncomfortable?! and your eyes are all wrong she's tiny.
this is a bit harsh perez she is tinyyyyy!! I she wears spanx who cares she looks great!
Re: ShakeYourkitty – aha…….cool, thanks….but i was talking about posse catfights……LOL
I LOVE HER
LEAVE HER ALONE !
I don't believe those spandex things really make you look skinnier. I have seen them on TV, and all the models that wear them are skinny to begin with.They do not show any panty or bra lines, so maybe that is why she wears them. She really does not need them, she is pretty just the way she is.
Amost every woman celeb or non wears spanx under an event outfit.
I dont see anything wrong with it…im sure most pics like this now a days are photo shopped anyways..
Even tiny girls like me and Eva need a little help keeping it together. Don't hate! You still look damn good, P-Nasty!
Re: ShakeYourkitty – Hey hey! I just saw your post from last night. I live in Cincy!
Re: PFF – Yes, thank you. Wearing Spanx or any other type of slimming lingerie would hurt while pregnant.
You really need to shut your ugly, fat trap, but keep going because I am almost done with you and your site. Your 15 minutes will be up soon enough.
There's not one star over age 30 who hasn't used the like…
Yeah! Spanx!
bwwwwwhahahahahha!!! She's wearing a faja! My grandmama used to wear those and I remember she uses to work up a good sweat trying to pull them pass her knees
or maybe she doesn't want her underwear to show. I wear spandex under all of my dresses and skirts. I don't want to ever be a position where I can't do a cartwheel ; )
Is that her white granny leg above the tanning stockings…???
Re: grunge – Why not be done now, 65 any carry your ass.
You obviously can't post worth a shit.
She's freaking tiny, look how she can't even fill up that car seat.
Ok Perez YOU DONT ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE FAT TO WEAR SPANX
It also keeps teh dress from moving/riding up. Those things are worn a lot to create smooth lines, it don't mean you're fat.
Hey Perez, I know you wear a corset. Let's see a pic of that! Once a fat man, always a fat man. It's just a matter of time.
regardles of the engineering going on, it's nice to see a female celeb that can exit a car like a lady.
How embarrassing. She's just fat perez. Leave her alone.
Every woman on the fucking earth wears spanx. Have you ever worn a dress? I didn't think so.
You don't know how hard it is to suck it in 24/7.
ALL WOMEN DO! Stop hating over stupid shit!!
SPANKS RULE!!!!!
Why won't these ladies learn to put their purse and hands in the area when getting out of a car?
Ugh. This is fucking ridiculous. She gained a LITTLE bit of weight for her NEW role on Desprate Houswives. In the NEW episodes, its five years later and she has "let her self go". Maybe she wears Spanx cause sites like this won't shut the fuck up about it. Lets move on, yes?
She must not be pregnant cause I doubt she would be wearing spanx. A pregnant woman should never wear anything constricting.
POOR TEENG!!!
First of all, she's NOT fat. And secondly, if she is pregnant, wearing SPANX cannot be good for the baby.
Maybe, despite being REALLY thin, she is paranoid about the paps analyzing every ounce on her body!
Most pregnant people I know don't like anything putting pressure on their belly (makes them feel sick) so I'd say it is doubtful shes preggo.
Re: libgirl – Exactly. Jesus.