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Wacko's Needs? A Brain Guru!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueLegal MattersMichael Jackson


Anything that involves Michael Jackson is bound to get weird!

So it's no surprise then that in the case of Sheikh versus Jacko for $7 million, a "brain-power guru" should make an appearance.

Apparently Abdulla bin Hamad al-Khalifa (Who was duped harder than Sexy Sarah speaking to France) spent $350,000 to import "mind-mapping and motivational guru" Tony Buzan to Bahrain during Jackson's stay there. He hoped that Buzan could get wacko's brain juices flowing.

He should know that Jacko's brain juices leaked out his nose long ago!

This is, of course, on top of the lawsuit that claims Wacko did not follow through on a contract with the sheikh for an autobiography, album, and musical.

Jackson is trying to testify via video from LA and not in court in London. His lawyer claims Jacko is too ill with a yet unknamed ailment to fly.

Is vertigo genetic?

[Image via WENN.]

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36 comments to “Wacko's Needs? A Brain Guru!”

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    wacky jacky!

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    He is ugly, you are not.
    Love you Perez.

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    No clue what the fuck that said or meant. It was all gibberish. Get with it fattie.

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    Re: Zollern – your scary

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    Perez, you are again acting like a dipshit. Are you angry that Palin's statement that "Africa was a country" was fabricated and then retracted by the AP? GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT PEREZ!!!

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    Re: mamajudjustlikesitbetterwhenPisntaround – fuck it…i give up….hate is just such a strong word….lols

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    And thats why he has the nickname "WackO JackO"… CRAZY… The old Michael was AWESOME…

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    Re: mamajudjustlikesitbetterwhenPisntaround – well I like it better when you are around mama!

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    Re: Melissa is always right hates Perez – awe…..so sweet of you….i'm here for the duration……..when the hubby's away, mama will stay 2 play

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    MJ is the fucking man, he always does something crazy!

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    Re: Melissa is always right hates Perez – haha…..most of the time i skip P's commentary and see what bbd and balsac has to say

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    Re: mamajudjustlikesitbetterwhenPisntaround – ah, it's ok. perez knows we love/hate him. hahah

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    I'd goin' over there and bitchslapped his kid touchin' ass into shape for half that and got results!

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    Crack is Whack and Jacko is Whacko

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    Re: Wanna Milk Me Hates Perez!! – I know! I love him so much, I call him fatty with an ie, to show the love!

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    This freak is a disgrace to his race, his country (USA), Africa, and all things black.
    Even my black camaro, black leather couch, and black lab.

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    Wacko needs a magical cosmetic surgeon who can FIX too many plastic surgeries. His nose is so imploded that when he talks it sounds like he has a clothespin on his perky little rotten stump of a nose.

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    I think I'm gonna hurl.

  25. emese says – reply to this


    leave Michael alone let him have peace already he never did anything to u

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    child molester

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    Vertigo's not genetic, but stupidity is. Michael got that from his father.

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    Can you imagine what it's like when this guy reaches between his legs and waxes one off?

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    He scares me! he likes little prepubescent boys.

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    People please remember that sickness runs in my family!
    When things are not going well we get sick.
    When ticket sales are down we get sick.
    When PR is bad we get sick.
    When we're on trial for child molestation we get sick.
    When we're on trial for child molestation for the 2nd time we get sick—really sick.
    When we've backed ourselves into a corner by borrowing and never repaying countless millions of dollars from friends and other sychophants, we get sick.
    I'm being sued for $7 million right now by that rich and really evil prince and guess what? Yes, I'm sick. Depending on how things go I could get really sick, maybe even really, really sick if there are no more fools to rescue me. I just have to see how things go.
    None of this is my fault. I'm the victim of a sick and twisted plot from haters.
    Peace on earth will never happen until Neverland opens again. The rides need to be up and running. The pool needs filled. Jesus juice needs to be available to my favorite boy at anytime. Naive moms will drop off their young sons at my all boys daycare! Group showers, scary movies in my bedroom with no adults around. That's my idea of a perfect world.

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    lol Michael…You alwys suprise me. I love youre personality and music. You're truly one of a kind. I don't care what others say about you,you're a genious

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    Vertigo is a symptom, not a disease, you dimwit. It is a common symptom of inner ear problems, but there are many things it can be a symptom of. It is like asking if vomiting is genetic.

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    Every time this head has legal difficulties he gets sick. This is bullshit. Grab and drag that limp, little, wimp into court. I just can't stand that little freak.

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    Re: elradone – Thank you so much for your support!
    You're right I'm in this PERDICTAMENT because of those evil haters and that bad prince.
    Shame on the haters who don't like me frolicking naked with 10 year old boys. It is normal! They're thinking sexual. It's not sexual it's pure. Sitting nude in a hot tub while watching young boys play in the swimming pool is natural. Everyone has an uncle who does stuff like this.
    Keep buying my CDs, I need all the cash I can get so I can pay off another accuser!

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    Re: Michael Jacksin – Are you rly MJ?