Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Several Madonna insiders reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Team Ritchie's divorce settlement leaks to the media today are full of shit.
A source close to Madonna, currently on tour with her, tells us, "What a joke that Guy is leaking stories all over the place that he's such a gentleman."
Madge's soon-to-be-ex is getting a "huge pay day".
Ritchie supposedly doesn't want the world to know, "that he's channeling Heather Mills.-He feels entitled to lots of money [in the divorce]."
Guy, why would you lie when it's obvious that you'll get called out?
Divorce always brings out the crazy in people!
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