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Poppa Lohan Has To Wait! Michae To Get Knocked Out Next Year

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson

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As we mentioned last month, father of the year, Michael Lohan, has organized a boxing match/publicity stunt, which he said the money would go to charity.

Lohan had found a competitor in Robert Venero, president and CEO of Future Tech Enterprise, who paid $30,000 to box against Lohan. But, in true Lohan fashion, the boxing event that was scheduled for this Monday has been cancelled. Though, this time, it's due to his parole officer supposedly not allowing him.

Heather Groll, a rep for the New York State Division of Parole, said "Mr. Lohan was convicted of assault, which is a violent crime, and is currently under parole supervision until February of 2009. We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing, whether it is for charity or not, is appropriate for his rehabilitation. It is inappropriate for a person on parole to engage in the same type of behavior that landed him in prison in the first place."

Are they S-L-O-W???

The boxing match has been in talks for months and confirmed publicly for weeks. Why would they wait until now to ban him?

As for Lohan, he again is talking to the press and says he understands the decision but is "very disappointed." He added, "I've been on parole for almost two years now, and being that everything has gone so well, I didn't want to cross the line in any way with them."

But, according to Lohan, he says the boxing match is still on. Just delayed. It will now take place in March, after his parole ends. And who's next on Lohan's hit list? Looks like he wants to fight the brother Lindsay's gal pal, SaMAN Ronson.

Turns out that Mark Ronson called daddy Lohan a "sad, pathetic loser" after daddy mocked saMAN's fashion and hygiene.

Lohan says, "After the comments and threats that Mark Ronson made recently, maybe he wants to fight me for charity. I'm definitely willing to step in the ring for three rounds with Mark Ronson."

Forget Mark. He should totally fight saMAN!

She's a scrapper - MAN would probably kick his ass!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

38 comments to “Poppa Lohan Has To Wait! Michae To Get Knocked Out Next Year”



  1. 1

    there shoud be a prezzie for biggest pain in the ass and I nominate this fucker…



  2. 2

    I rather watch Bihan and sam fight over the strap-on!



  3. 3

    i wanna fight you perez.



  4. 4

    Fucking trash.



  5. 5

    Re: mama of 2 hates perez – I'd pay to watch that.



  6. 6

    *yawn



  7. 7

    it should be a match to the death.



  8. 8

    Violence is never the answer, but someone please shut this fame whore up!!



  9. 9

    Re: _Alice_Hates Perez – it would be a blood bath!
    he can even have teddy and JAY SUN on his team.



  10. 10

    nasty



  11. 11

    DOUCHEBAG!!!



  12. 12

    Who wants Dickcheese?



  13. 13

    FAIL!!
    You got the headline wrong.
    Hee hee!!



  14. 14

    where's my avatar?



  15. 15

    PEREZ I BET YOU WISH THOSE FISTS HE'S MAKING IN THAT PICTURE WERE PLOWING IN AND OUT OF YOUR CRUSTY ASS HOLE!!



  16. 16

    whooah!



  17. 17

    Re: harrybalsac – darn
    i just ate lunch.
    later.



  18. 18

    Re: JAY-SUN – dude fix your issues!

  19. kitt says – reply to this


    19

    no wonder lindsey is a mess..her dad loves attention even mor than her and that speaks volumes! i wish however them nothing but all the best for the future my dad was will always be the best in the world i miss him somuch since he died but he gave me so much more than he will know when i see a story of a daughter and dad at each other time is short ake the most of it cos when its gone all u have is memories which im thAnkful for and wil carry always xxx i wish u best for whatever comes xoxo kitt

  20. elsie says – reply to this


    20

    damn it, i love mark, lol



  21. 21

    PEREZ WHERE'S THE POST OF THE FREAK MODEL FROM VICTORIA SECRET THAT HAS NO BELLY BUTTON?!?!?!?!?!?



  22. 22

    …why are these people still in the spotlight? We need a new crop of losers. "Any Day NOw" someone else will fuck up or grab our attention.



  23. 23

    Re: mama of 2 strongly dislikes JAY SUN – LOL….love the new name.



  24. 24

    Re: JAY-SUN – yuck…



  25. 25

    I thought he challenged you Mario. Put your money where your mouth is homo. And we know where your mouth has been.



  26. 26

    CHANGE THE POST FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!



  27. 27

    anyone else notice that he kinda looks like kevin spacey?



  28. 28

    WHAT A FUCKEN MORON!



  29. 29

    this guy needs to crawl back to mental institution jail he came from before saMAN kicks his ass.



  30. 30

    Word. I could totally see the MAN taking him out. I would pay good money to see that!

    Or better, watch the Orange Oprah vs this douche. There's your fight!



  31. 31

    Maybe if he wasn't such a FUCK UP his daughter wouldn't be such a mess. This is the same guy who doesn't understand why his daughter is promiscuous, a user, and sexually confused. Hmm., the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

  32. Jive says – reply to this


    32

    What a cunt…makes everyone on Lawwwng Island look bad. Oh wait, that's EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE!!



  33. 33

    I don't think I've ever seen a family with so much class. The Lohans are the lowest of the low. Pure white trash at it's finest.



  34. 34

    Perez's bad spelling strikes again, "Michae"….HONESTLY! GO BACK TO 1st GRADE!!!!



  35. 35

    I think that Daddy Lo should fight Fire-crotch. She'd kill him!



  36. 36

    i am so embaressed for Lindsay, why is he in the media, ugh, what a loser



  37. 37

    how come every time he's photographed, he's at an event…Who is inviting him??? He's a no body?!????



  38. 38

    Enjoy creating new styles like him and upload it to www.uploaded.tv