Mixed Reviews

In his critique of Twilight, Roger Ebert gives the hotly-anticipated film just 2 and a half stars.
Variety also calls the film "disappointing."
And, the Associated Press doesn't like the movie either.
Bummer!

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In his critique of Twilight, Roger Ebert gives the hotly-anticipated film just 2 and a half stars.
Variety also calls the film "disappointing."
And, the Associated Press doesn't like the movie either.
Bummer!
i still want to see it.
they should never make a movie from a good book it is not the same
i like reading more so ill stick to the book
WE TOLD YOU SO BUT YOU KEPT GOING ON, AND ON! OH WELL!
I'm still going to see it tomorrow…. but I will be really sad if its that bad.
but i'm not expecting perfection, they obviously didn't have a HUGE budget
btw Robert Pattinson is HOT but wentworth miller is wayyyyyyy hotter hahahahaha
I never understood how someone could maintain a career at critiquing films for as long as he did. I'm still going to see it.
fresh.
no shocker there…..it looks like a glorified Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Uh, Mario…"mixed" reviews would mean some were good and some were bad. These are 3 bad reviews. There's nothing mixed here. This movie is getting universally panned.
NOT MIXED REVIEWS……. BAD REVIEWS!!!!!!
The ones that didn't like the movie also didnt like the book, so that gives a clue of why they might not have liked the movie. We are not looking for Oscar winning acting. They only had a 37 million dollar budget. The next ones will hopefully have more of a budget and they will be able to make small changes.
The Twilight fans have spoken and they all have loved the movie.
They have NO idea what they r talking about!!!! What makes them professionals anyway? They dont know how the mind works..they r just givig their opinion…this movie is gonna rock!!!
Going to see it anyway. Robert Pattinson is too hot to not see it.
So, Twighlight's a pile of shite?
I'm not surprised at all. I called this a long time ago. That the movie would get horrible reviews but would still be a hit just cause it has the name Twilight attached to it. The dialogue is horrible and the acting is atrocious. It'll still be big though. The sad thing is that it had so much potential to be something incredible. They just chose some horrible actors (hey kristen, alice, and jasper!), and some bad screenwriters. :'-(
How could millions of fat girls be wrong ?
yawn……..
She's hot.HA!
Boring AH?
Better fucking not be. Shit.
NEXT!
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – lol
love the name.
Well, since I never read the book, I'll probably think that it's amazing. And who could complain staring at Rob P for that many minutes
I'm sorry, but I don't give a shit what a bunch of middle-aged men think about Twilight. They have no appreciation for the hotness that is Robert when he is dressed up as Edward. For that alone, I will go see it. But I don't think it will suck. I'm too much of a fan!!
Tonight, bitches!! It's on!!!
Rotten Tomatoes has it at 44%. Some of the reviews there are horrible. I will still see it anyway. True Blood is great.
I saw it last night and I LOVED IT! you do have to remember it is a very low budget movie! But it ROCKED!
I knew this would happen!!! When a movie is so heavily anticipated it just sets it up for failure. It's probably good, just not great. I'll still go see it since I liked the book so much.
Um…those aren't mixed reviews P!! They are all pretty consistent.
It will still have a good opening weekend.
I've seen the previews and they look terrible. Hottie Robert Pattinson is their saving grace. I think I could stare at this boy for 2 hours. The plot looked off and the casting for Jacob is TERRIBLE! Can you at least get a native American actor and not a tanned anglo boy? I'll probably see it anyway. Sigh
And those are all the bad ones, Perez. There are good reviews, too. Lots of them. You just didn't post them. Wtf?
this is soooooooooooooo ssssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwww
that's because Kristin Stewart can't act!!!!!!! she looks like she's horrible even in the previews.
the only reason i bought the first book of the series was because i saw the previews. i have to admit though, i did jump on the bandwagon.. i bought the first book last thursday, and i'm half way done with the third one today..
love ittttt
That's cuz it's no Harry Potter!!! And that's what they get for fucking with it and moving HP back to next summer!
Re: TorontoMike – I was going to say the same thing. Thank you!
I'm going to make a movie about a fat gay blogger who sucks the life out of his posters.
Re: hippychk13 –
You're an idiot. Harry Potter was moved on its own. Twilight had nothing to do with it. Dumb ass.
Not going to matter.
SUCKS, HE CAN'T ACT PERIOD!
I'm still going to get my dose Edward and Bella!!!
Re: harrybalsac hates perez – DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE HIS SUPER SLOW MOM AND SUPER FAT SISTER!
Re: mama of 2 hates perez – Re: LettyB Hates Perez – Re: ShakeYourkitty –
Anyone up for a blowjob? Gives or takes?
Well, the book is always better than the movie! And for this movie, that's extremely the case. I have such low expectations for this movie, it's not even funny! but that hasn't stopped me from buying my ticket like 2 weeks ago and waiting 2 hours outside the theater tonight so I can get a good seat for the midnight showing!
No shit, cause it's for 13 year old girls! It sucks!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez –
Suck my dick, bitch.
The only big problem I have with the movie is that from the look of the trailers, Kristen Stewart injects absolutely NO emotion into her lines. Other than that, I think it'll be a pretty good movie! Of course, I want them to have followed the book to the letter, but that never happens….
Why am I not shocked???
Re: *Pinky* – Wow, that was insightful. "They don't know how the mind works?" Is school out for a snow day today?
I never trust movie reviews. It always seems movies they give bad reviews i seem to like. Maybe i just have bad taste in movies? Either way i'm for sure going to see it still. The books were amazing and even if the movie doesn't live up to it, it will still be cool to see it all come to life!
hey perez!!! i watched the movie yesterday at a special screening. and i can see why they say it's bad… but i did like it nontheless. the thing is, everything happens so fast, for someone who's not read the book it might be too confusing. i think essentially they summarized it pretty well, keeping the most important parts essential to the rest.
I heard the book itself was poorly written - it was written for young teenagers, with horrific dialogue. The trailers give you a taste of the terrible dialogue in the film, what does everyone expect?
pshhh! i dont give a crap about what half of these people think.
the only opinion that matters is my own !
(:
im seeing it tonight and i cannot wait !
that twilight bullshit is soooooooo dumbbbbbbbbb
I tend to never agree with movie reviews anyway - if I'm a fan of something, I'm going to like it no matter what. I'm going to see it tonight at Midnight. Can't wait! :]
they shouldn't allow people like ebert to give reviews when he probably knew nothing about the book or the premise
It's a teen romance movie….I'm still jazzed to see it. The books were terrible but god knows I spent a weekend reading the first three…couldn't put em down.
Craptastic goodness!!!!!
No surprise there. The book got lousy reviews too, and was a big disappointment (after I finished it). Robert Patt. is hot, but I think Twilight is hugely overrated.
Read the books people!! The movie won't be able to do them justice!!
wtf?! well fans will prove them wrong when they get box office numbers. i'm going tonight i'm so excited i can't wait!!!!
They just don't get it! The books aren't meant to be great literature and this movie isn't meant to bean oscar worthy film. This all is meant as well presented, interesting fun (which it is!) I think the thing I will dislike the most about the movie are the changes from the book. I've read Twilight 4 times and I going to be driven crazy every time they change something! BTW- I am not a teenage girl. Some grown-ups like this stuff, too, and I am in the know here.
Let's be honest, though… Twilight wasn't made in an effort to win Oscars. Twilight was meant to entertain the millions of people who have read Twilight and love it or people who are entertained by teen romance movies. It's a movie about teen vampire love. What were the critics expecting?!?! I am not expecting any Oscar-worthy performances, but I don't think it's going to suck as much as the critics keep saying. Are they ever right, anyway!?!
Re: MonKeeFukHole – WHAT DICK BITCH???
My daughter is goin to the Midnight showing…….I want to see it also. I haven't read the book though………might be a good thing!! lol
I saw the movie Monday. I liked it, they did skip over a bit of the book and it wasn't your usual blockbuster over stylized movie but I was still really good.
I never trust film critics either. That's why I avoid reading reviews. How many of these critics actually read the book? Anyway, it's seems like the majority of films I like, critics hate!
Re: MonKeeFukHole – HOW ABOUT A KICK IN YOUR TEETH!
For me Ebert is usually dead on accurate with his reviews and honestly the previews look super cheesy I'm not all that convinced they picked the right actors for the film but we'll see.
Ha, did you even read those reviews? One of them finds that the vampires being pale is a bad thing. Weird! The movie will probably be OK, not good (unless you're a fan girl) and not bad. They had a really low budget, and Hardwicke is one crazy bitch. I don't know why people even hire her. Seriously, bitch is crazy.
I don't care. I'm still going to watch it and love it. There has been plenty of movies that have gotten bad reviews but were still good. These critics can't tell me what I like. They didn't like Speed Racer and I thought it was a good children's movie, which was exactly what it was supposed to be.
Someone should have done a YouTube take on "Vampires 90210" instead of the other day's "Star Trek 90210".
Taking Anne Rice's cutting-edge theme of vampires with angst, and simply repackaging it for the 15-22 year old demographic, is an obvious manoeuvre by copy-cat novelist Stephenie Meyer to rekindle and capitalize on the money to be made by yet again selling the coolness of vampires to tweens.
hm. That sucks…
Im still going to see it tonight
Re: justme
– Number 2, they (Stephenie Meyer) should never write a copycat series of novels, when a pro (Anne Rice) has already done it, and set the bar way way high for the genre.
o damn
ebert wrote an agreeable review, but i will still enjoy it…even though i'm way older than the target age group :/
Re: Watty – I agree! more budget would help make the next ones better. and take a look at harry potter….with each movie they get better and better. that's what i'm expecting for this
That's because Kristen Stuart SUCKS!!!
Shit, I'd rather watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Here’s what he tells her: He must not be around her. He might sink his fangs in just a little, and not be able to stop. She finds this overwhelmingly attractive."
That sounds like Spike and Buffy. Wtf.
Re: tiredso – I didn't think Ebert's review was all that bad. I know he gave it a low score, but he went on to say, "The movie is lush and beautiful, and the actors are well-chosen." lush and beautiful work for me. There are a lost of good reviews too like Time and CNN which are both affiliated. it's not going to win oscars, no, but it was a good movie. i like the books, so maybe i'm bias, but i thought the movie was really good and i don't think fans will be dissapointed.
He was on the Today show and totally sucked ass as did his female counterpart!
What were the studios thinking sending these lame ass kids out there with no coaching!
Really boring and disinterested.
They both looked like they would rather kill themselves than give a decent interview.
When going to see a movie based on a book….don't ever expect it to be as good or even close to the story you wanted….just expect it to be a great tale about your favorite book..its an interpretation..I think it will be amazing
Did anyone see the new South Park episode about Twilight? LoL
Re: Burly Girl Hurls Sidewalk Pizza – oh come on now, vampire books existed WAY before Anne Rice. they all contain similar qualities. i like anne rice too, but i found no real comparrison to the meyer vamps that wasn't already around before Rice.
Re: dd – Ebert specifically says the actors are very well chosen…..just sayin
fuck off
Re: kiwikiki – i agree here 100%. i got a press pass for the sneak preview, and i thought it was good. the special effects aren't so great, they suck, but the budget was low. i thought it was all in all a sweet pretty movie. i liked it :0)
big shocker there. who the hell cares anyway. i hope it does terrible in the movies. though, all the tweens won't care what the reviews say and will go use mommy and daddys hard earned money to go see a flop either way. sad.
btw… i don't know if i'm alone here or not, but i do NOT find him sexy at all
Bad Reviews or not…
I GUARANTEE it will still be the #1 movie for at least the next 2 weeks…
I couldn't care less what Roger Ebert's opinion is… I will still be there at midnight, with my Team Edward t-shirt, my "save midnight sun" pin, and a large starbucks for the premiere…
He is "EXACTLY my brand of heroin"
too, where's the "mixed" reviews?! all i saw was "it sucked", "it was awful", "don't bother"
Like their reviews are going to stop millions of teenagers (and other fans of the book of course) from seeing the movie…. The soundtrack went #1 before the movie even came out. Craziness….
yeah, i don't care what the critics are saying!! robert pattinson is friggin ridiculously gorgeous and i'm going to see the movie anyway. i don't care if it sucks donkey balls……rp makes me swooooon =)
bahahaha, obviously it would get terrible reviews.
The book had potential to be amazing- the authors writing style is just meh. It's not terrible, its not amazing. And Kristen Stewart is a fucking man. Manorexic. End of story.
do you honestly think a few bad reviews are going to keep those teeny boppers away from the movie….i think not!
Read Stephanie Meyer's book "THE HOST". Its for grownups. Twilight was written for the preteen and teen set and it shows when reading it. The Host was fantastic.
Just goes to show you can only do so much with bad material. Sorry, Twilight fans and card-carrying cult-members, but the book sucks. The basic concept has appeal and might have been brilliant if it had been written by someone who actually knows how to write something other than cheap melodrama. But Bella is a stupid, selfish spoiled brat and no amount of Edward Cullen hotness can improve silly dialogue and a one-dimensional story. Next.
If it is like the book, then it will suck. The book is just a bunch of fantasy and so simply written, my daughter 13, thought it was too simple, with none of the complexities of a well-written novel. It's a shame that young people read crap that messes with their brain, especially these impressionable young ladies, who dream of a young man coming to their rescue. This is not reality! Someone, promote a good piece of literature please!
Well… we all knew it wouldn't be as good as the book. And Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother gave the movie a great review. So am going to stick to their thoughts.
I could have told you all that with just the previews alone. Looks like a complete stinker!! Not gonna see it.
The book itself is a huge mess.
Stephenie Meyer writes like a 5th grader.
I didn't expect the movie to be all that great.
ignore those reviews. they are looking for oscar nominations. the movie IS aimed at teens and (non teens like myself). and 99% of the time, when the so call movie critics dissed the movies, the movies turn out to be HUGE box office hits.
i'd rather the movie be a critics-dissed major box office hit than a critics-praised box office failure. So that they can move on with the 2nd movie
Perez, don't you know that the author of these Twilight books is Mormon?!?!?! Come on where the hell is your ridiculous call to ban and shun all things Mormon. I am so disappointed in you, I thought that your stupid vendetta would be a little more consistent. . . . . . . . .