Angelina: Master Media Manipulator - And We LOVE It!
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie
She ain't no dumb bitch!
It's really no surprise to learn that Angelina Jolie carefully crafts her image through photo and journalistic deals with magazines.
And while other celebrities may employ a team of publicists to handle their images, Jolie works alone with her manager, Geyer Kosinski, relying on her intelligence, instinct, and luck.
Sometimes she asks Brad what he thinks, but mostly he's seen and not heard.
She knows her selling power, partly because she's the one who invented her profitable image, and so she can bargain with magazines.
Anonymous insiders of People magazine's $14 million deal with Angie concerning photos of her new twins with Brad say that in addition to the photos, the couple asked to review an "editorial plan." The magazine was required to refrain from publishing anything negative, use of the nickname "Brangelina" (They hate it), and to highlight their philanthropic work.
The resulting publication was the mag's best selling in 7 years.
Score!
Angelina, who was once known for making out with her brother, wearing blood around her neck, and confessing to pre-red carpet limo shenanigans, has now reigned in her image as a sparkling goddess of maternity and philanthropy, and it's all thanks to careful media manipulation.
The key to her image-shaping success is shifting focus during times of PR crisis, as when she became romantically involved with Jennifer Aniston's husband during production of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. In order to deflect casting as a homewrecker, Angelina flew out to Pakistan as the second coming of Jesus, bringing attention to the needs of people there, and making everyone go, "Awww!"
Her control has backfired a couple times though, as when the government of Namibia refused to grant visas to journalists without permission from Bragenlina while they were there for Shiloh's birth. That made them mad.
In another instance, journalists covering the premiere of A Mighty Heart had to sign an agreement that "the interview may only be used to promote the picture. In no event may interviewer or media outlet be entitled to run all or any portion of the interview in connection with any other story" and "the interview will not be used in a manner that is disparaging, demeaning or derogatory to Ms. Jolie."
Angie later said her lawyer was trying to "protect her."
Regardless, everything else seems to be working, cause people like her more than ever these days, while Jenn cries into her Friends DVDs.
People denies everything, of course, and that's cause Angelina's holding one of Maddox's knives to their backs.
She paid us to say that, by the way.
Just kidding!
BRANGELINA!!!
[Image via WENN.]
That is commonly known as a "CUNT" PereZ!
oh big surprise, you are now realizing SHE'S A MANIPULATIVE SELF RIGHTEOUS MEDIA WHORING BITCH!
Re: harrybalsac thinks ur an asshole! – HAHAHAHA! SO TRUE!
CONNIVING CUNT!!
Good for her, all celebrities should take better care of their image! Miley - are you listening!!!
I'm so sick of this bitch…..poor Brad!
We do fucking love it and the more I look at Brad, he does look like Gomez Addams.
YAAAY MY POST! ANGELINA SUCKS!
FIRST! Gotta love Angie, she is a very smart businesswoman!
Alice, that little blue dress you wear has a, well, stain on it now.
signed
relieved and ready for a nap
Bet that if this was Jen doing this, you would be ripping her to shreds. Perez, just like Angie, you are a f-ing hypocrite.
Re: vegasvixxen23 – So sorry, your not, now git on your knees for harry.
SWEETPAT CALLED IT FIRST YOU BASTARD!
Everytime she has a kid, she makes money. Good times.
CHARLOTTE, NC—Hendrick Motorsports confirmed what many NASCAR fans had suspected all season, announcing Wednesday that Jimmie Johnson's number 48 Chevrolet Impala would be put out to stud, ending its career in stock-car racing and living out the rest of its service life siring the cars of tomorrow.
Ugly people wouldn't get away with that stuff.
NASCAR rules specifically prohibit artificial fertilization of race cars, which happily spares number 48 the indignity of spending too much time up on jack stands methodically and impersonally having his fluids drained. The Chevrolet will also be forbidden from mating its power train with any non–General Motors product, as the historically conservative NASCAR organization has no wish to acknowledge the possibility of hybrids running in its racing series.
it's cool, let's give the beautiful people a pass.
I need my Fluids drain!
people hate her perez, YOU like her, YOU have been manipulated, but most people love jen and hate angelina
See, Perez, you fake shit, you worship a "Saint for Hire". You always talk her up for being this good person, and even when shit like this comes out (that shows a glimpse of her true nature), you act like it's cute. Could you be any more desperate to be accepted?
What people like her more everyday Hilton you pig? You would have to throw Jens name in there you fucking douche!
I feel like she is more hated these days then she used to be because shes so manipulative. I for one, cannot stand the weirdo. However, I LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON!
I still remember her making out with her brother, wear a vile of blood around her neck and getting plugged in a limo and then 2 minutes later going on camera and telling everyone.
disgusting
Im not surprised if Maniston or one of her insane friends fans wrote this piece of shit.
WHAT A CUNT!!!!
Re: BBD hates everyone! – I quite enjoy having my fluids drained impersonally…
signed
Alice's dress stain
"a sparkling goddess of maternity and philanthropy" *rolling eyes* Oh please, get your head out of Angelina's ass Perez!
LOL…Perez you are hilarious…don't know if any of this is true, but whatever it took, Brangelina is doing great things for those less fortunate and I think that's great!…love them!
Ahhh Sluttygelina……again….big surprise…..No one likes her!!! She is a fake fake fake person and a slutttttttt!!!!!! She lives in a made up world and all her lies are starting to come out. Brad is just a puppet in all of it. It will all come crashing down soon! Run Brad!!!
Perez at least you're not bashing Jen as much but you're still an A-hole for even siding with a HOOOOmewrecking Whoreee that is sluttygelina!!!!
So why doesn't she stop acting and just continue her life as a media whore?Because years from now no one remembers tabloid crap, they remember films and Angelina has not starred in a single great film that will be considered a classic and will last for years to come. I always knew she was fake and a media whore, just like Madonna. WIth her bad girl image telling everyone how she has many lovers and then turning around and saying she's only been with 3 women.It was very obvious how during the whole Jennifer Aniston storm she suddenly turns up making sure the press has exclusive photos of her humanitarian work. After talking about how she would never hurt a woman the way her mother was hurt she looks like a big hypocrite. Telling People not to post anything negative about her and Brad? Give me a break. I wish these media whores would go away because people are getting sick of them not loving them like you say Perez.
Of course a lot more back firing will come to her. This is just the beginning.
self-righteous BITCH.
i cant wait for karma to be done with her.
I feel manipulated.
But i still love her.
I seem to remember Perez you ripping people like Kate Bosworth to shreds and calling Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Desperate and criticizing Jennifer Aniston for showing up at the Ivy, yet Angelina is the biggest media whore of all and you worship her for it? I have also seen you numerous times condemn other celebs for being homewrecker, here you have the most famous homewrecker in the world and you constantly kiss her ass. You are a hypocrite.
Angelina is a phony. Always has been. Does she pay them to say how beautiful and perfect she is too? Because she is overrated and lots of people I know think she's hideous. That's her job I guess putting on a front to the press. and Brad is not even hot anymore. He's aged since he's been with her. They are both really boring people anyway if you see their interviews. And Angelina seems to have no sense of humor and take herself too seriously. David Letterman said he had to fake enthusiasm through interviews with this dull, boring lady.
Major Dude- I'm flattered. But I'm ready for more, so, no naps.
Perez is an MAJOR ASS KISSER! You praise this HOMEWRECKER like if she has done anything for you! First off she wants to take care of her image because she is a manipulative bitch. I'm so sick of her and her freaking stories! Who really cares besides PEREZ?! I just can't wait for the day that these two break up and I would love it even more if Brad dumps her HOMEWRECKING ass for another woman!
She may be beautiful, but she is an evil, homewrecker, who tries to control everything, she is an aweful person, she has done some good, but, it is too little too late, she still has a very shady past.
Re: LaDiva Has Spoken –
Perez is soo desperate and it is showing!
that doesn't surprise me at all. i actually think she's a crazy self-involved home wrecker in a selfless saints clothing. the world will see someday.
This just makes me hate her more……..homewrecking, lying coniving CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT??!!!Soooo all her conveniently timed humanitarian work has been to deflect her adulturous,skanky,wierd ways….I COUDLVE TOLD YOU THAT. and its not particularly smart, its actually rather transparent as to what her motives were. ALL she cares about is her self-image and thats it.
Shes still a homewreaking slut she keeps popping out kids just like a toaster strudel in hopes Brad won't leave her pathectic ass but wait a few more years and Brads old ass will be caught screwing the nanny.
I really don't like her.
In order to deflect casting as a homewrecker, Angelina flew out to Pakistan as the second coming of Jesus, bringing attention to the needs of people there, and making everyone go, "Awww!"
^^^That quote couldn't be farther from the truth. I saw right through Angelina and think she is a disgusting person.
Re: MonaLisa –
my thoughts exactly. i am so sick of her and i think she is TOTALLY FAKE!!!
i love jen. i'm not saying she's flawless, but at least she doesn't pull the same crap brad and angelina do by covering up their terrbile things by diverting everyone's attention to other stuff
PLEASE Dive on a spike already………
i love how perez failed to mention that the article ended by saying only 24% of people view her favorably
Re: jackie kay –
I agree. I think it's obvious the humanitarian work is to benefit her, not other people.
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
SHE IS A HOMEWRECKIN WHORE AND A HEROIN ADDICT
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
HER KIDS WERE BORN ADDICTED TO METH
I WISH THEM NOTHING BUT DEATH AND MISERY FOR THIS ENTIRE FAMILY….HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
without her whom would I worship in Hollywood…Ummmm exactly. Yeah Angie
Re: ZestyFuzz –
Exactly..all these idiots that actually think she is doing it because she has a good heart are mentally challenged. If she had such a good heart she would not have done what she did to Jen and Billy Bob's fiance.
it's official….her cunt factor just passed her sexyhawt factor……..team mayerston!!
Im so happy for you perez!
i don't understand how perez can hate someone like jen so much when she just lives her life and doesnt worry about manipulating media coverage but he loves angelina and madonna who are both completely fake and self-obsessed and try to control and shape every aspect of their image in the media. people see through it! which is why like 95% of these comments about angie are negative…but of course perez ignores this and continues to talk about her like she is mother theresa
DID SHE FUCKEN WRITE THIS BLOG TOO
I cant stand her anymore….we know too much,see her too much,and its over…please find other people,its boring…and after i saw her wearing a gold cartier watch with diamonds in refugee's camp in Afghanistan…now i undertand,its all her….get someone to help you with image!
that's how a REAL bitch rolls. don't hate.
while Whaaa-ston is still cryin' about being shook down, Angie's waking up to THIS song everyday with a smile on her face:
Hey yo!
You don't have to love me
You don't even have to like me
But you will respect me
You know why?
Cuz I'm a boss!
she's BO-SSY!
handle it.
Yeah, no shit. But you're wrong, people don't like her better than ever. They are offended by her. She is very phony and everyone knows it. This just proves it. She is a bitch and a homewrecker and an adulterer with no moral standards. No one gives a shit. As for Anniston, if you think she is crying into her Friends dvds you are delusional.
Re: rhoniluv –
Shut your ghetto ass up!
Angelina is a media whore. The bitch uses her adopted kids and philanthropy to gain media attention. What a fuckin loser. The fact that she actually asked the magazine to highlight her philanthropy is pathetic. When you donate it is supposed to be from the heart and not for media recognition. I don't care how much you donate when you're not sincere. It's a tax write off anyway. Dumb bitch. Hate her.
WHAT ABOUT JULIA ROBERTS DUMB SKANKY ASS. SHE LEFT KEIFER SUTHERLAND FROM LOST BOYS FOR CO-STAR AND BEST FRIEND JASON PATRIC TWO DAYS BEFORE THEIR WEDDING. THEN 10 YRS LATER FELL IN LOVE WITH ONSET "THE MEXICAN"(WHICH BRAD WAS IN,SHE PROBABLY TRIED TO GET HIM TOO) CAMERA MAN WHO WAS MARRIED TO MAKEUP STYLIST FOR FOUR YEARS THEN PUBLICLY HARRASSED HER UNTIL SHE SIGNED DIVORCE PAPERS WEARING T-SHIRTS SAYING "A LOW VERA"(NAME OF SAID WIFE) BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO GIVE UP HER HUSBAND TO SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST AN INFATUATION. NOW SHES MARRIED TO HIM.SHES A DUMB SKANK, EVEN MORE SO THAN THIS ONE.
Perez..im so disappointed in you for even considering to speak so highly of her. No seas come mierda..nobody else believes her why should you?? You know shes a little whore so stop pretending shes jesus and start bitch slapping her on here before you start losing some of your readers!
Perez says,"…cause people like her more than ever these days.." Are u kidding us, Perez? Read the comments - I think people are hating on her more now because of some of the crap that has been coming out of her mouth as of late. If you got your head out of Brange's arse, you might actually realize this!
Was this supposed to be a shock? Who didn't know this whore was a manipulative bitch?….I mean, except for you Perez….you obviously bought into the act hook, line and sinker!
Ewww! Make her go away!
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this just makes me sick. your so biased to these to cheating lowlifes. most of us could care less what SKANKALINA AND UNMANLY BRADLY does. BRANGELINA.. please. they should kiss our asses to even let that phrase pass our lips… they need to get over themselves. Jenn is better off without that lowlife. I hope she realizes it.
she still is, and always will be, a homewrecking whore.
You're too stupid to even ask money for kissing their asses.
Wait, so am I supposed to respect her still after hearing something like this-
" In order to deflect casting as a homewrecker, Angelina flew out to Pakistan as the second coming of Jesus, bringing attention to the needs of people there, and making everyone go, "Awww!""
That's pretty SCUMMY actually. I've lost alot of respect for her now. She should just be who she is and deal with the outcome of whatever anyone thinks because now you have me believe that her adoption shit is more for publicity then caring.Shameful.
Re: NelsonMuntz – HAhaha, exactly!
oh and why are there no more footage of her and her brother on the net kissing??? b/c she made damn sure people wouldnt be able to see it anymore.
gross…brad's face in this picture has light shining on it, magnifying his skin's acne scars 100 fold. his name isn't brad, it's bracne.
anyhoo, devilina and bracne live for their public consumption. she said once in an interview that it's a rule in her house that they do not discuss all the things said about them in the media. LIAR. if that was the case, then why do she and bracne go to such lengths to manipulate the media? and please don't tell me that it's an actor's job to "orchestrate the media to her benefit." bullshit. when she was in iraq, she wanted to be photographed with iraqi kids, even though it would put the kids in danger afterwards for being associated with a whorish american actress. she didn't care. devilina is so obsessed with her image and how she is perceived by the world that she knowingly put those poor iraqi kids' lives in danger. bitch. she could care less about the causes she undertakes. IT'S ALL FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. her life is a lie. and brad needs to do something about his acne scars, stat.
It figures. The great part is, no matter how much she "manipulates", EVERYONE knows she's still the same person who wore blood viles, made out with her brother, AND is a HOMEWRECKING SLUT
Ps. Go to gheez.us if you wanna see Angelina/brother shit…..
you're such a hippocrite perez… i mean you "LOVE" angie for being a master manipulator but you trash aniston for it…. why you so lame?
right. that bitch is beginning to piss me off right now. coming to london all up her own famewhoring ass. MOST OF US DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER, HER SAFETY, HER FAMILY, HER RAINBOW KIDS,HER BREASTFEEDING ISSUES, HER MIDDLE AGED HUSBAND OR ANYONE IN HER CAMP.she'd better think twice before posing all over UK harper's bazaar again.
p.s. has anyone notices that devilina has not yet adopted a kid from the middle east? with all her traveling there (afghanistan, pakistan, iraq), i'm sure she's seen some poor kids who need whisking away. i bet she would love to get her hands on a nice little muslim kid…picture it…a beautiful arab or persian baby to complete (or add to) her little horde of rugrats. it's probably her wet dream. i'll tell ya why she hasn't broached that subject: cuz the muslims would not stand for a whorish american actress taking one of their own (adoption in the middle east is not a common practice like here in the u.s.). i predict that devilina will eventually get her hands on one of them, even if it means world war III. it will be her obession, if it's not already. i call it. she is so f!@#ed up people. beyond f!@#ed up. it's alllll about public consumption and adding to her file of u.n. documents and passports. that's all it is to her. she is an embarrassment to americans, big time. most people abroad think that americans are like jerry springer guests and hollywood a$$holes. like we need any more bad press. thanks bracne and devilina. thanks alot.
I hate Angelina articles…but this one i LOVE. it's all about media manipulation and finally someone calls her out on it, and i love that it was perez since he sainthoods her all the time.
whore.
I am SOOOOOO sick of Angelina… at least you are finally printing some truth about her. Maybe when her heroin addiction (which she still has) is going to surface? Maybe not till it's too late…
I believe she is the most hated person these days, her master media manipulator really isn't working - She is a media whore and always will be - no one can get past what she has done - she really should just go away and retire like she keeps saying she will - Please go away and shut up! And Perez get real, you will never be anything put her whipping boy, you sell out.
Jennifer Aniston became very, very rich by starring in Friends and she will continue to profit off that show as long as reruns are on the air and DVDs are being sold. I doubt she is crying into her Friends DVDs. Maybe tears of joy everytime a big fat check comes in the mail.
I do like the part where you say sluttegina is holding one of Maddox's knife to their backs - so true - I can just see her with the knife - you do what I say or else!!! She is truly crazy! Why people keep letting her adopt children and not admit her to the closest pycho ward is beyond me!
I would rather a celeb be real, instead of fake. People aren't stupid, we know Angelina is no where near perfect. In fact she might be the worst of the crop.
what a manipulative phony. how can people buy into the fakery??
Perez isn't stupid!! He writes like this about Jen and Brangelina to get people to post comments. That's how he gets advertisers on his website. DUHHH. I bet he can't stand her either!! He just gets paid more to antagonize everyone!!
Faggez, what the hell has Jennifer ever do to you, that must use her name in half the posts you make, you fugly man. Do you know the difference betwen your face and a pile of puke??? There isn't any. Asshole
Whore!!!!
this is exactly why i don't like her - she's manipulative and controlling. protecting her image? sure, but the fact is she was a home wrecker and someone just can't adopt a bunch of babies and give lots of money to make the public forget that or all the other crazy things she's done. the funny thing is, i used to like her when she was crazy, now i just can't find her actions sincere.
You are all being manipulated by Perez!!
Manipulative bitch! haha and Brad looks like shit lately. Jen's better off without him.
Who likes her Perez? Anyone I know hates her and that includes 95% of the people on your website.
p.s. talking about how she wants her kids to watch mr. and mrs. smith so they can see the movie where their parents fell in love is so low and tacky. after repeatedly denying to the media that their affair started during filming, she says this and what is the reader supposed to think? "Aw, her kids get to see their love story"? lie, lie, lie, then tell the truth and expect people to forget about the fact that he was married when the movie was made? that disgusts me, and it shows really true character. if she had a heart, she wouldn't have said that. it may have been three or so years ago, but it's still not something you should go around advertising in the media. just tacky.
This is why she doesn't need a publicist, just great contractual lawyers.
THERE WAS NO HOME TO WRECK between Aniston and Pitt. It was, they said themselves, a BUSINESS MERGER which was over by 2003. NYT writer sounds like a typical woman whose husband must have strayed, and never owned up to why. No Man Leaves a happy relationship. Those of you yelling "homewrecker!" WILL LOSE your partner, since you can't admit to the fact that relationship is made of two people. Aniston is a passive aggressive horrible example of a woman.
YES LETS SUPPORT HOMEWRECKING WHORES AND PUT THE VICTIMS DOWN AND CALL THEM NAMES! That so in the spirit of love
Exactly. This is why I'm not a fan of this woman. The Angelina you see in the media is nothing more than a smoke and mirror trick. The REAL Angelina is a blood toting, brother sucking, weirdo. She uses charity, her children and media to manipulate her image.
Re: Jenfraud – SHUT THE FUCK UP, ANGELINA!!!!
ANGELINA FUCKED A MARRIED MAN. PERIOD. BUSINESS MERGER OR NOT. SHE IS A COLD HEARTLESS FUCKING BITCH WITH NO COMPASSION FOR HER FELLOW FEMALE. THATS WHY THE BEST HAS NO FRIENDS. UNLESS SHE FUCKS THEM TOO.