They Named It WHAT????

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed their first child on Thursday.

Was it a boy or a girl? And what did they call it????

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

It's a boy!!!!!

And, his name is Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz!

His initials are B.M.W. Ha!

P.S. According to Wiki: Mowgli (pronounced /ˈmaʊɡli/) is a fictional character who originally appeared in Rudyard Kipling's short story "In the Rukh" (collected in Many Inventions, 1893) and then went on to become the most prominent and memorable character in his fantasies, The Jungle Book and The Second Jungle Book (1894–1895), which also featured stories about other characters.

    Posted: Nov 21, 2008 at 2:28 am / Email this  »

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    1. 501

      the jungle book?
      out of all the celebs to be having children, i thought MAYBE, just MAAAYBE they would name their kid something.. normal.
      that is so stupid.

    2. Rynne says – reply to this


      502

      Bronx seems like they're copying Brad and Angelina's boys last letter 'x' first names.



    3. 503

      omfg! i hate her i hope it has a defect!!!



    4. 504

      HA! poor baby lol



    5. 505

      im sorry but do they WANT their kid to get made fun of? Damn that name is practically a death sentence!



    6. 506

      I hope they call him "Beemer". How original, they really gave that a lot of thought now didn't they?



    7. 507

      Hahaha, Mowgli.



    8. 508

      Shitteous!
      That poor kid is going to get his ass beat throughout his life…



    9. 509

      ~~~~BRONX IS CUTE….BUT BRONX WENTZ SOUNDS KINDA FUNNY~~~~



    10. 510

      fuck



    11. 511

      such a cute name! love it!



    12. 512

      I like the name! xD is kinda cute..



    13. 513

      are you fucking joking me



    14. 514

      Better than Apple or Pilot Inspector.



    15. 515

      Bronx is pretty cool(ish) but Mowgli?! Literally nobody in the whole WORLD except this baby and the Jungle Book character is called Mowgli, that's a little bit odd, as odd as Apple?!



    16. 516

      i like the bronx part…
      the middle name is jacked up!
      m.



    17. 517

      i think it's cute!
      mowgli!
      it sounds cuddly. like something you'd name a teddy bear.



    18. 518

      ugly name. poor kid.



    19. 519

      that is just wrong!! I sure hope he isn't a skinny hair kid!!



    20. 520

      HAHA BRONX WTF. IF THEY WERE GOING FOR A "UNIQUE" NAME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. SOUNDS GHETTO OR SOME SHIT. HAHA. BRONX, NEW YORK.



    21. 521

      Congrats to Ashlee and Pete…and the baby's name isn't too bad considering all of the other celebrity baby names that have been flung around…need I remind everyone of Pilot Inspektor? LoL. And I like Bronx more then Zuma…and I absolutely love Gwen!



    22. 522

      Her nickname for Pete is probably Mowgli…



    23. 523

      WHAT?! Bronx wentz?
      Did Ashlee and Pete have a competition to see who could come up with the
      most stupid name in the entire world? Did Pete win?
      Did they even think to SAY THE NAME ALOUD?

      Sucks if he has a lisp! haha!
      Poor kid.



    24. 524

      holy crap worst name on the earth

    25. <= says – reply to this


      525

      i hate these two fucking wanna be relevant retards. Ride those coat tails girl!!!! Fucking ugly no talent bitch! And Perez, seriously, some people need to go ahead and fade out into the obis. Stop delaying the process by talking about them. I know you're gay and can see why you like him, but he "doesn't" like the cock so get off of his. He better be sucking you off with as much attention you give him! Some days I love you, and you crack me the hell up, but then I see shit like this, and your daily Madonna jerk off, and Zac Fugly Efron. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, I'm getting pissed just talking about these wastes…….

      (First day of school… 5 years from no….)
      Teacher: Wentz….wentz??? Bronx Mowgli Wentz?
      (Class erupts in giggles and taunts)
      Bronx: Here (buries face in hands, trying to hold back tears of embarrassment)
      Token Fatboy: Hahaha, what a dumb name!
      Bronx: Oh yeah, well my mom and dad are famous, ever heard of Ashley Simpson or Pete Wentz?
      (Whole class looks around puzzled)
      Token Fatboy: NO………….
      (Burn)

      Fast forward +20 years…
      (Psychiatrist Office)

      Doctor: So Mr. Wentz, what seems to be the problem?
      Bronx: Well Doc, it all started when I was born……………….



    26. 526

      check out my and my norml named kids at utube = sexyindiegrrrl
      xxoxo



    27. 527

      Unless their baby is a fictional character they shouldn't have named him that…



    28. 528

      i thought she was having twins…



    29. 529

      He is Mowgli from the Bronx!



    30. 530

      Seriously Mowgli?
      I thought my name was stupid but that is ridiculous.
      High five Asslee and PeeWee.
      Besides the fact that you gave him a crap name congrats anyway.



    31. 531

      mowgli? what theeeee// lol i want to see how the baby looks



    32. 532

      OMG she finally had that baby! she was pregnant for like a year!
      i like the name bronx, it's still better then apple!



    33. 533

      Yeah, they aren't on crack.



    34. 534

      Pete Wentz is sexy.



    35. 535

      Re: durrright – It's called irony… I wouldn't name my kid any of those things. Grenouille btw is also the name of a crazy killer from a book called "Perfume". Whatever, they're all fucked up, whether you take them to mean "frog" and "monkey boy" or associate them with murderers and the epitome of the savage.



    36. 536

      i like it. im not a fan of this baby in general cos pete wentz should be MINE but i actually like the name.



    37. 537

      Mowgli I like… Bronx is stupid!
      Peter, be ashamed

    38. Jai says – reply to this


      538

      What a gross name, poor child!



    39. 539

      Cute-ish

      there are limits though. . .



    40. 540

      really…
      why would he pick ashley when he could have 98% of any girl in the world he wants?

      i love him!! =]



    41. 541

      its deffinatly a celebrity baby name. idk if i like , deff dont hate it but idk yet. i jsut feel bad for their kid, hes going to be bulliedd his whoel life



    42. 542

      I bet they've never even been to the Bronx..



    43. 543

      Bronx sounds like another Brangelina boy.. Maddox, Pax, Knox, Bronx… Don't like the name. Mowgli is kinda cool, but weird. Congrats to them!



    44. 544

      Why not name it Dirty Toilet? That's original too.



    45. 545

      I guess the next celeb baby name will be "Queens"… or maybe "Harlem"?



    46. 546

      I feel so bad for that child.



    47. 547

      it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be. you made it sound like it was going to be way worse.



    48. 548

      watch, when he's 10 years old
      all the kids are gonna call him
      Gorilla Boy. but seriously, Mowgli.
      it is different. but I think im starting to
      like Apple better. lmao!!



    49. 549

      Ha dump them in the Bronx and see how they go



    50. 550

      Now that's some ghetto sh!t



    51. 551

      Bronx? I feel bad for him…



    52. 552

      They could have called the boy Alice.
      That would be way better than Bronx Mowgli.
      Anyhow, congrats to the parents!



    53. 553

      oh em gee!!!!
      xx



    54. 554

      I'm so happy for them, but BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ? All for unique names here, but that just sounds ridiculous.



    55. 555

      Ha n00bs.



    56. 556

      Re: Toolip – i can not stop laughing



    57. 557

      They were supposed to name is Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the 4th!!
      GAH!!
      three generations of the Peters gone =\



    58. 558

      really?
      Bronx?
      And what's up with the Jungle Book name?

      Does everyone in Hollywood feel the need to name their children "different"
      names?
      Before we know it, Hollywood is going to be ruled by Apple and Bronx and Tu Morrow.



    59. 559

      That poor kid.



    60. 560

      O
      M
      G
      !
      BRONX ? !

      serously, Bronx makes Apple look like gold right now :|



    61. 561

      i like the bronx but mowgli ? comeon , someone like diseny movies



    62. 562

      What about the name patrick??? Thats just the ultimate tribute to your best friend pete why didn't you do that???



    63. 563

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    64. 564

      i completely adore Pete.
      and i completely despise Ashlee[WHORE!]
      but i mean,
      honestly,
      the kid's name isnt thaaaat bad.
      yeah sorta odd,
      but i mean wat happened to Apple?!
      member her.
      psh.
      lol.



    65. 565

      There have been worse celeb kid names.



    66. 566

      GOD DAMN I REALLY HATE BLACK PEOPLE >:(



    67. 567

      bronx yeah.
      mowgli? wtf?
      poor kid



    68. 568

      wait.
      i think that pete's mom is like native american or something like that, and isn't mowgli something like that?

      so it could have something to do with that.

      does anyone even follow me?



    69. 569

      I like it i love pete wentz but not ashlee yuck!



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