We're Happy This Is Our Home!

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The general economy may be in a recession, but…..

Online ad spending was up by 11% in the third quarter - versus the same time period last year.

Amen!

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    Posted: Nov 21, 2008 at 1:59 pm / Email this  »

    25 comments to “We're Happy This Is Our Home!”



    1. 1

      hell, i don't buy anything from your advertisers…..for one reason, they advertise HERE!!



    2. 2

      NEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance against humans killing each other Monday.



    3. 3

      PEREZ JUST KEEP YOUR MOM AWAY FROM BLOGGING!!!!
      SHE SUCKS!



    4. 4

      "I don't care how holy somebody claims to be," God said. "If a person tells you it's My will that they kill someone, they're wrong. Got it? I don't care what religion you are, or who you think your enemy is, here it is one more time: No killing, in My name or anyone else's, ever again."



    5. 5

      "But somehow, it all gets twisted around and, next thing you know, somebody's spouting off some nonsense about, 'God says I have to kill this guy, God wants me to kill that guy, it's God's will,'" God continued. "It's not God's will, all right? News flash: 'God's will' equals 'Don't murder people.'"



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      "I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm fucking serious!"

    7. Romy says – reply to this


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      Hmm, it's great that you constantly mention people getting fired while your ugly ass is raking in the cash. Nice job.



    8. 8

      in a related story, the Mormon church announced a 12% increase in revenues, spokesman Jedediah Stumpcock proclaimed this a "glorious victory" against panty swishers and ball garglers…



    9. 9

      Enjoy it now, fatass. This time next year half these ads will be out of business.



    10. 10

      Letty? Letyyyy? Are you on holiday again? Where are you?



    11. 11

      Umm…the US is NOT in a recession. We won't know that until January of 2009.



    12. 12

      Re: BBD hates everyone! – i love the onion.
      it is, afterall, america's finest news source!!!!!



    13. 13

      lol. what a shameless plug perez!



    14. 14

      wow you make money by harassing people.. be proud! loser



    15. 15

      how come i cant reply to milk me????……..doyle redland is a funny fucking bastard

    16. shazz says – reply to this


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      A recession is two negative quarters and we haven't even shown one yet, so lets not yell recession until it actually happens, fear mongers!



    17. 17

      you like to complain about how the working man is treated, report all the disaster of lay offs.. etc and yet you're not really hurting.. you get paid to report the gossip and host parties. don't get me wrong, I read this thing all the time.. it does supply some mindless entertainment at the end of a hard day (as the economy is hurting me pretty badly like many others) but sometimes it's annoying to hear you preach about the economy like it's effecting you and you REALLY get what's going on down here with the rest of us.



    18. 18

      You dumb ass, they are buying guns to protect themselfs from the up coming riots for the next four years.



    19. 19

      fuck u
      the people that actually WORK don't give a flying fuck about this
      my company just laid off over 200 people this week



    20. 20

      Who in the hell can afford to advertise here? Good job on your luck though…. Can this story



    21. 21

      gross



    22. 22

      When business is bad? Advertise!

    23. modo says – reply to this


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      I have never clicked on one of these ads. Don't bother!!!!



    24. 24

      Looking & remembering various weird and wonderful ads (the "fat ass one was brill.) I don't think they mean HERE!
      I mean free panties from "Hustler" for Godsake-Bet they're crotchless! a company called "Chickdowntown"! I'm not even going into that one!
      Do you make these ads up for your own amusement Perez?



    25. 25

      OMG I've sussed it haven't I !! Just seen another one "Nice Package" Come fess up Perez, these ads are your silly little jokes on us aren't they?