Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Impeccable sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Guy Ritchie is walking away with $70 million of Madonna's money in his divorce from the Queen of Pop.
He's worse than Heather Mills.
At least she was upfront about being a gold digger!
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