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David Spade Must Have a Magic Wand

Filed under: Nicollette Sheridan > Love Line > David Spade

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What is his secret???!!!

David Spade sure knows how to get the ladies!!!!

He knocked up a Playboy bunny, dated Heather Locklear and has now been linked to Desperate Housewives star Nicolette Sheridan.

David Spade is a pussy magnet!

A snitch blabbed that David and Nicolette were "full-on making out in a booth" at Nic's 45th birthday bash on Friday night.

Score!!!!!!

How do you do it, Dave?

Ladies do like guys who can 'make them laugh'.

[Spade image via WENN. Sheridan image via JPI Studios.]

37 comments to “David Spade Must Have a Magic Wand”



  1. 1

    firstttt



  2. 2

    skljdf



  3. 3

    yayness i was first for the first time everrr :P



  4. 4

    ew…she could do better



  5. 5

    Girls like funny guys. I know I do.



  6. 6

    um, yeah, dunno, what must he be whispering in their ears? must be good!



  7. 7

    Re: Tahlia
    I hope you know what that means? You have two now be pimped out by BBD or you have to suck perez off.heheheheheheheee☺☻



  8. 8

    that's disgusting



  9. 9

    Here's the reason that he's a chick magnet…chicks love funny guys. They are fucking FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
    THE SEX IS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    AND
    he is great…he's Joe Dirt for Godsakes!



  10. 10

    It's not the length of the wand, it's the magic within that counts.



  11. 11

    I would love to spend the night with David. We all love him. He needs to be in more movies.



  12. 12

    Chicks do like funny guys, but I think his secret is being conveniently around when these chicks are on the rebound after these crazy break-ups.



  13. 13

    Looks like the ladies like men that can keep them supplied with dru……oops, nevermind.



  14. 14

    I'm sure it is tiny, he must be a generous licker.



  15. 15

    He has a pu$$y face!



  16. 16

    Yes, we love it when a guy can make us laugh and feel comfortable with ourselves. I am soooo not physically attracted to David Spade by just looking at his picture, so he must have a great personality.

  17. helsy says – reply to this


    17

    eh! I love him so leave him alone hahah



  18. 18

    Love him!



  19. 19

    my friend 'did him' and yes, he does have a magic wand! but still…not quite sure how magic it could be, ya know?!



  20. 20

    Hell Yeah we want a guy who can make us laugh !!! I would date him in a heartbeat~~~ Noone wants a guy who spends more time getting oretty than we do…. we want a man !! I don't like her but she does have a smokin body so I hope he's having a great time I'd like to see him with someone younger who he can stay with and do the long term thing.



  21. 21

    I loves me a funny guy.



  22. 22

    What happened to Michael Bolton?



  23. 23

    He gets them while they're down (the rich and famous that is). BUT for those who look for fame….they're easy to get. PERIOD.



  24. 24

    Shit I always thought that dude was gay and I can't believe any twat would find him sexy with his child like voice.



  25. 25

    He's a funnyman. tat's why



  26. 26

    I heard from a reliable source that he loves to go down, and gives a helluva massage, and he is an amazing kisser.



  27. 27

    Well let's see. The guy is really funny first off and it seems to me like he might even have a great personality. Looks aren't everything. I actually think he is pretty cute. I also have the hots for Jack Black. Yes I think the man is uber sexy.



  28. 28

    He must have a big dick.



  29. 29

    ugly little troll must be hung like a horse. so what's the scoop, perez, is he? you should know.



  30. 30

    No wait, scratch that. perez was impressed by harry potter's "peen." not a reliable source.



  31. 31

    I love to laugh so I find funy men to much more attractive than the glamour guys….but I find this guy to look greasy in a porno way



  32. 32

    Oh please. Who HASN'T been linked to Nicholette Sheridan. Being with Sheridan is like eating a 4 day-old quarter pounder with cheese; makes you sick, and gives you the runs. I mean really - even "Hair Club for Men" poster child, Michael Bolten got a piece of that mincemeat pie.



  33. 33

    I'd hardly call Nicolette Sheriden a score. Hah!



  34. 34

    He's funny, and probrably has a SERIOUS dick game! What's not to like. (besides his fuglyness)



  35. 35

    He's getting Scott Baio's girls!!



  36. 36

    She's so gross.



  37. 37

    I love David Spade..He has a great personality…….
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