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Slutty Disney star Miley Cyrus finally turned 16 on Sunday. For her birthday present, I think her dad should give her ________________.

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  1. 1

    not sure.



  2. 2

    Birth Control.



  3. 3

    birth control



  4. 4

    sex lol jk 2nd comment!



  5. 5

    a beating.



  6. 6

    A CONDOM!
    he knows she is not
    a virgin anymore



  7. 7

    a birth control prescription



  8. 8

    a nice set of screw in teeth.
    man, she gots some FUCKED UP choppers……….ick



  9. 9

    a pride!! and some self esteem as well as a brain!



  10. 10

    a super huge pack of condoms



  11. 11

    Birth Control and a reality check! First!



  12. 12

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  13. 13

    Chastity Belt!!!!



  14. 14

    A dildo



  15. 15

    perscription of birth control



  16. 16

    a new hymen



  17. 17

    what a little bitch!
    I hate her.. cant wait to see her on Xfactor though!!



  18. 18

    Birth control. And a picture book of STD's. Just sayin'…..



  19. 19

    a chastity belt.



  20. 20

    A can of sperm-gurgler away. It will keep Peerez at bey



  21. 21

    an endless supply of condoms
    or the birth control pill.



  22. 22

    Her dad should give her duct tape for her big mouth



  23. 23

    the best pimp money can buy



  24. 24

    Braces. Look at that grill



  25. 25

    A good old fashioned butt whoopin'



  26. 26

    a chastity belt though its probably too late for that



  27. 27

    give her? You mean kill her >:)



  28. 28

    STI test



  29. 29

    a new set of bottom teeth



  30. 30

    perez srlsy stop hating on miley



  31. 31

    EVERY KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL OUT THERE!!!!



  32. 32

    Those Giant dildos
    cause her vagina is
    HUGE!



  33. 33

    away to a poor family in Africa;; so we dont hear bout her again AND they could probably use her as food supply.

    haha.



  34. 34

    a slap in the face



  35. 35

    Miley Cyrus SAT question:
    .
    Miley is the third born daughter of Leticia "Tish" Finley. As noted previously Miley is the third illegitimate child that Tish had with three different fathers. Miley was born in November of 1992. Miley has a half brother (Billy Ray's sperm) named Christopher that was also born in 1992. About the same time that Billy Ray got Tish pregnant with Miley, Billy Ray was married to another woman. But Christopher is also illegitimate -how can that be?
    .
    .
    You really have to think like white trash to answer this question! While Billy Ray was married to another woman about the time he got Tish pregnant, he ALSO GOT A THIRD WOMAN PREGNANT! That's right, Billy Ray had two woman pregnant (both not his wife) at the same time. If Billy Ray had stayed with the other woman, instead of the whore that gave birth to Miley, we might not have had to suffer with Miley's career. I'm assuming Billy Ray chose Miley's mom because she gave a better blow job!
    The Cyrus family, a long tradition of human garbage!



  36. 36

    Re: _Alice_Re: Wanna Milk Me Thinks You're a Douche – His big boner. Hey girls!



  37. 37

    braces.



  38. 38

    condoms



  39. 39

    Three shots to the head.



  40. 40

    nothing, she doesnt deserve anything



  41. 41

    the pill now shes legal, if she isnt already on it



  42. 42

    New teeth.



  43. 43

    A pound of Heroin.



  44. 44

    Maybe he should get her jaw wired shut. That way she'll keep that fucking mouth shut. And stop sucking her adult boyfriend's cock.



  45. 45

    dental dams…god only knows what kinda of stds shes got already, we dont need her infesting anybody elses junk



  46. 46

    a reality check and birth control and a brain



  47. 47

    A childhood



  48. 48

    A huge box of condoms, the pill, the sponge and abreva for the herpes.



  49. 49

    a carrrrr!##@$ %$ duh



  50. 50

    braces



  51. 51

    i think u should act like a 29 yr old man and stop picking on a teenager. It really is old and if u hate her so much, stop talking about ur. it's creepy



  52. 52

    a brain.



  53. 53

    he should put his big cock in her ass



  54. 54

    Wow people use some imagination -birth control, -endless suply of condoms

    At least make it funny, or don't say anything at all….How do u even know she's not a virgin FOR SURE? Yea she flirts left and right, and yeah she has an older boyfriend, but not all girls are the same. You can be in a relationship, even with an older person and put sex off for later, when you're ready for it. So don't judge untill you absolutely know it's true. I don't understand why Perez is so mean to her, in particular. I don't like her nor hate her, but I definately don't think she deserves the treatment she gets on this website… Grow up every one



  55. 55

    he should put his cock in her ass



  56. 56

    He didnt give her anything cause she makes the money in the house.



  57. 57

    a whole lot of condoms… (she's gonna need it)



  58. 58

    veneers



  59. 59

    chastity belt



  60. 60

    Re: The Mancunian Candidate – she's not legal. Legal is 18



  61. 61

    probably her virginity back since he popped her cherry



  62. 62

    The same thing he's been giving her for the last six years, oral, straight, anal and ATM.



  63. 63

    He should give her a cage (and throw away the key).



  64. 64

    BRACES!!!



  65. 65

    staples.
    (to staple her damn legs together!hahaha)



  66. 66

    birth control pills!!!



  67. 67

    the pill



  68. 68

    a brush for that fucking rat's nest

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    69

    birth control
    birth control
    birth control
    birth control
    birth control
    birth control
    …condoms HAHA



  70. 70

    birth control or a drive to the mental rehab



  71. 71

    a chastity belt…uhhh wait it's too late now..oooppps!LOL



  72. 72

    Birth control and floss!!!!!!



  73. 73

    Re: cwarren1 – Ha that's a good one



  74. 74

    -Birth Control Prescription
    -Condoms
    -Discounts to Alcoholics Anonymous and
    -Self-esteem, self-worth, self-respect



  75. 75

    a blow job video



  76. 76

    ….a paid lifetime pass to the local abortion clinic.



  77. 77

    a mask so i dont have to see her face again!



  78. 78

    A box of condoms or if he felt like springing birth control.
    I mean come on, she is gonna need it with that 20 year old boy toy.



  79. 79

    some new teeth!



  80. 80

    Her Dad should give her a semblance of "self-respect" so she won't go down the same misguided path as Britney and sister Jamie Lynn. If she can learn to accept herself for who and what she is, maybe she won't go off with every guy who pays the slightest bit of attention to her. Miley needs to enjoy the remainder of her teenage years and allow the growing up process to come gradually, instead of pushing to be older than her actual years. Once the childhood years are gone, they can never be recaptured and she might regret not taking advantage of her youth. What's her big hurry to be an adult?



  81. 81

    a brain. talent, perhaps?



  82. 82

    back her virginity!



  83. 83

    get her tubes tied.



  84. 84

    a box of magnums!!



  85. 85

    i think it's pretty rude of you to put an ugly pic of miley for her sweet sixteen and right under her is a prettier picture of selena..u seriously need a life perez



  86. 86

    Re: Melissa is always right thinks ura TOOL – Hey! I think this chick needs "normal" parents. Her stage parents are nothing but money hungry fame whores. Fucking nasty ass stage parents. Blech…..



  87. 87

    …a copy of Local H's song "Hands on the Bible" and an IUD.



  88. 88

    a Nuva Ring.



  89. 89

    How about Guy Ritchie's lawyer so she can sue your ass for defamation??? Grow up.



  90. 90

    some new teefs.



  91. 91

    a big cock in her mouth



  92. 92

    a bitchslap haha



  93. 93

    Some floss… what is that black thing in her teeth?



  94. 94

    Birth Control Pills and Condoms.



  95. 95

    A gay pedophile fame whore boyfriend to fuck her in the ass….
    Oh wait….she already has that.



  96. 96

    An island where no one knows her name so she can have some peace and quiet.



  97. 97

    aids medication



  98. 98

    How about some braces?



  99. 99

    a book about std's



  100. 100

    new teeth, maybe ?
    or a brain ?
    or talent ?

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