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Hey May Be Dumb As Dirt And Desperate Famewhore, But…

Filed under: Exclusives! > Miley Cyrus

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He's not shabby to look at!

Wannabe singer/Miley Cyrus's butt boy, Justin GASton, was stripped of his dignity as he strutted his stuff down the catwalk for the Sweet Sixteen birthday extravaganza for designer Christian Audigier's daughter, Crystal, Saturday night in Hollywood.

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that….

Justin and Miley accompanied Poppa Billy Ray Cyrus to a tattoo parlor in the Valley on Friday night, where father Cyrus got a tat. AND, Miley and Justin were making out while he got inked, spywitnesses tell us. SO gross!

[Image by WENN/Fayes Vision.]



116 comments to “Hey May Be Dumb As Dirt And Desperate Famewhore, But…”

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  1. 1

    user! opportunist!



  2. 2

    but, hey, it's working for him.



  3. 3

    eww I just threw up in my mouth, not from looking at him but from what the witnesses saw.



  4. 4

    isn't that illegal?



  5. 5

    wow what a whore my dad would kill me



  6. 6

    thats not surprising.
    we all knew from the get go that the "just friends" gimmic was BULL SHiZZZ!



  7. 7

    HAHAHA, oh wow. Her future is promising all right. What's next? Did they all have a massive orgy together?



  8. 8

    And they so fucked later on . . . . .

  9. mbarr says – reply to this


    9

    hes such a douche



  10. 10

    Creepy. And gross. And nasty. And fucking weird. Making out in front of your dad should never be normal, I don't care who you are. Blech….



  11. 11

    Young and stupid. Not my type.



  12. 12


  13. 13

    Somehow that family fails to impress me, I find them dumb and uninteresting, and it's a shame that Disney invested so much in them, because they're definetely not good rolemodels..
    Best from freshkids . wordpress . com

  14. Dua says – reply to this


    14

    Can't this 20 year old man find any women his own age to date?? Make sure to add "likes to date teenagers" to his resume. Billie Ray doesn't seem to care as long as the money keeps coming in.



  15. 15

    I don't believe that.



  16. 16

    Haha i was there and i yelled perez as u were getting into ur limo! I love you!

    ahah while he was walking the catwalk along with all the other guidos i couldn't tell if it were him or not!
    Xoxo



  17. 17

    OK Perez, your obesession w/ teens is seriously creepy. Let Miley, Serena, Jonas brothers etc… Please leave them alone and stick to adults. Grow up Peter Pan!



  18. 18

    Re: _Alice_ – Exactly! I am 26 and STILL would not make-out in front of my father! It is disrespectful, creepy, and NOT a turn on!!!



  19. 19

    Ew, I would never make out with my boyfriend in front of my father! I think he'd kill me.



  20. 20

    Re: MINXLIVES – Shut the fuck up! It's his job to keep everyone up to date on the celebrity life. I'm a teenager and maybe I would like to hear about teenagers, Not creepy old people! They're boring.



  21. 21

    ACK!! EW. Gross… Miley is such a trash whore.



  22. 22

    Obviously Miley has no respect for her father.
    And her father is only complying with his whore daughter since she's the cash cow.



  23. 23

    Haha, Billy wants a guy who reminds him of a younger self to take his daughter's virginity. woohoo!



  24. 24

    u kno he kinda looks like her dad n this pic! gross dont u think? SHE'S BANGIN HER DADDY LOOK ALIKE…perez say sumthin



  25. 25

    Are you fucking kidding me??
    Miley is a skank.
    I would be fine with her being that if she JUST ADMITTED THAT SHE IS A WHORE!! But no… she's always denying it. What a cunt.



  26. 26

    Typical response from fat people with complexes. He is beautiful so he must be dumb right? Get over your jealousy Perez. You only hate Miley because she has everything you ever wanted to have, youth, beauty, millions in the bank and a nice and gorgeous boyfriend.



  27. 27

    Miley Cyrus SAT question:
    .
    Miley is the third born daughter of Leticia "Tish" Finley. As noted previously Miley is the third illegitimate child that Tish had with three different fathers. Miley was born in November of 1992. Miley has a half brother (Billy Ray's sperm) named Christopher that was also born in 1992. About the same time that Billy Ray got Tish pregnant with Miley, Billy Ray was married to another woman. But Christopher is also illegitimate -how can that be?
    .
    .
    You really have to think like white trash to answer this question! While Billy Ray was married to another woman about the time he got Tish pregnant, he ALSO GOT A THIRD WOMAN PREGNANT! That's right, Billy Ray had two woman pregnant (both not his wife) at the same time. If Billy Ray had stayed with the other woman, instead of the whore that gave birth to Miley, we might not have had to suffer with Miley's career. I'm assuming Billy Ray chose Miley's mom because she gave a better blow job!
    The Cyrus family, a long tradition of human garbage!



  28. 28

    a little PDA never killed anyone, perez…



  29. 29

    ha ha :)



  30. 30

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  31. 31

    Re: _Alice_ – can i make out with you and your lovely locks?

  32. k-lee says – reply to this


    32

    Disgusting.



  33. 33

    I'd love to suck all the spunk out of him!!!!!



  34. 34

    Wonder how long until she turns up preggers?



  35. 35

    Wanna Milk Me- Of course. I just washed my hair. I'm good to go;)



  36. 36

    Perez, your jealousy is showing…….You're acting like all of those desperate housewives pickin' on Sarah Palin.



  37. 37

    I think I threw up. ugh



  38. 38

    Crystals Party was SO CRAZY
    I saw perez there you should write more about that party!!



  39. 39

    WTF?



  40. 40

    ugh thats so weird..i would never make out with my boyfriend right in froont of my dad.
    and he's fucking twenty!
    a bit old for her.
    my boyfriend is only 16 amd im 15.
    i hate miley.



  41. 41

    OM



  42. 42

    How is he not embarrased fucking a 15 year old?

    Child molester.

    Shouldn't he be in jail or something?

    Perez…..call the police on his ass please!



  43. 43

    hahahha YOUR JUST JEALOUS PEREZ!!! HAHAHAHA



  44. 44

    Re: Dua
    This guy is no alpha male. He’s submissive and plays the cute type. Miley on the other hand is the controlling type. She even controls her father. So, Miley and Justin are made for each other.



  45. 45

    Re: _Alice_
    You better use a dental dam before you let that rug muncher down there. You could get hoof and mouth and U know what disease down there.



  46. 46

    "Hey May Be Dumb As Dirt And Desperate Famewhore, But" … oh ….. i thought you were referring to yourself Perez ….



  47. 47

    ewww, that makes him a pederast…wtf, the father doesn't do anything about it?



  48. 48

    Re: Tainted – No it's not. Kissing is not at all illegal.

  49. -liz- says – reply to this


    49

    Justin is absolutely gorgeous!



  50. 50

    Re: Belerofonte – you forgot the main thing Miley has that Perez has always wanted and can never have: a vagina.



  51. 51

    That's as hick as it comes I think.. fuckin gross….. also I had a pair of those pink slanted shades when I was 5…ugh..



  52. 52

    He is awfully hairy for a 20 year old. He is gonna look like a gorilla by the time he is 30. I'd still let him do me tho.



  53. 53

    this whole situation reminds me of when ashlee simpson dated ryan cabrera and joe simpson like usual made them a threesome when he joined in.



  54. 54

    I must be getting old!
    Calling a 16 year old girl a slut and getting your sheep to show just how nasty they can be..WOW Perez, I think you should try to be better than that.
    I dont mind you poking holes in celebrity grown ups, thats why I come here. Most of the time its funny. But this is low.
    I hope you get the fact that most people who scream "slut" usually are quick to scream "fag, homo" etc… Which ultimatly will leave you with a completly ignorant, racist,sexist and homofobic audience.
    So take note, and stay sharp Perez.



  55. 55

    To PRODUCTBOY…….More trivia for you…one of the women that had one of Billy Ray's illegit babies is a waitress in Myrtle Beach,SC…….that's where they met. When it all happened a couple of years ago she came out in the media that she didn't know that he was married……YEAH RIGHT! Some groupie huh?!?! Personally, I dont see what they see in Billy Ray……..the mullet is gross as is he……



  56. 56

    He looks older than 20…more like 25 or 26…



  57. 57

    Ewww, that's a real nice role model situation for the nation's teenagers. "But Daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus lets his 16-yer old daughter screw around with a 21-year old guy, why can't I?"



  58. 58

    Re: Cecilie – Ummm, spam much? Of course Miley is kind of a slut seeing as she was screwing around with a 20-year old guy at the young age of 15. No wonder today's teenagers are messed up when they have role models like the Cyrus family so yeah.



  59. 59

    you know what cracks me up… i know this kid's older brother and sister. his sister was a cheerleader at my high school and his brother was good friends with my sister. this kid grew up in a po-dunk town in the middle of louisiana. he lived down the road from my best friend… and he's famous now… weird how life is.



  60. 60

    You're such a dip stick. What, did you make a pass at him at some point in the past and he shot your sorry ass down? Why all the hate. He's making good money, doing an honest days' work. Read: Honest, AND he isn't hurting anyone.

    Is it that you see yourself as such a horrible person (and rightly so) that you have to crap on others to make yourself feel better?

    Umm… T-H-E-R-A-P-Y You'll feel so much better…



  61. 61

    I'll lethim hump my leg. My bloooody leg.



  62. 62

    Miley is way too fucking horny for a 15 year old. Women aren't supposed to have their sexual peak til their 30s! So this proves that Miley is a dude and Justin is a desparate baby rapist.



  63. 63

    Miley is way too fucking horny for a 15 year old. Women don't hit their sexual peak until their 30s! This proves my theory that Miley is a dude and her fuck buddy is just a desperate baby rapist who should get some counseling.



  64. 64

    gross dude…you ffing pedophile. ugh. just gross.



  65. 65

    Where's the cock? I mean, where's the cizock?



  66. 66

    lame tool but nice fuckin bod:D



  67. 67

    Miley is still the shit.



  68. 68

    Re: Milo Cyrus – And by that I mean she is cool beans. I'm glad she makes Perez so disgruntled.



  69. 69

    You guys are going to regret saying these things in 10 years when she reveals she was a virgin and was just trying to follow her heart. I'm glad she's strong and doesn't give a crap what is being said about her. Now that is inspiring!!!!



  70. 70

    oh perez…

    you WISH you could get a guy
    as HOT as the dude in the photo

    why hate on miley because she's
    got a pretty boy to call her own…

    while you perez,

    are too busy chasing awkward
    michael jackson-like photo op's
    with the jonas sisters

    who (for the most part) look like
    they all want to projectile vomit
    at the very sight of you

    come on now perez,
    STOP HATING on miley's boy

    (you KNOW you would suck him
    of he told you to…)

    perez…girrrrrrl

    you AIN'T FOOLIN' ANYBODY



  71. 71

    Justin is wayy to old for Miley. & its kind of gross that she made out with it. & its sick that her family allows it.



  72. 72

    they are just classy people those cyrus's!



  73. 73

    Lol, shouldn't he be in jail?



  74. 74

    the cyrus family is just disgusting!!! i have to wonder if they are all inbred. what kind of parents would allow their minor daughter hang out with let alone date a grown man?



  75. 75

    ya um isnt he a lil old for smiley???? it is soooo illegal for them to b goin out plus he is WAY ugly!!!!



  76. 76

    He looks exactly like her dad. Creepy!



  77. 77

    EEW @ the pic and especially at what the eyewitness saw! Billy Ray is a horrible person! Who the fuck takes their JUST turned 16 year old to a tattoo parlor, with her 20 year old bf, and lets them, and prob WATCHED them make out?!?!?! DISGUST ME X10000!



  78. 78

    i don't blame her for macking on him in public…he's a total hottie..but in front of your dad? …while he's getting a tattoo? CLASSAYYY



  79. 79

    ….ew…..



  80. 80

    If it was Selena and Nick kissing, Perez would be saying how cute they are!



  81. 81

    okay so…
    1. who goes with their dad to a tattoo parlor with their 20 year old boyfriend?
    2. who makes out with their 20 year boyfriend in front of their father?
    and 3. what kind of father lets their 16 year old daughter make out with any guy right in front of them? this family is fucking crazy.



  82. 82

    Re: DLR in Canada – Because unlike Miley's parents….Yours have some class…….



  83. 83

    Re: Austin Healey
    Are you a BUG eye or a 3000?



  84. 84

    Justin is ugly. Sorry, but he is way too gay-looking. Are women attracted to gays? Maybe Perez is gay so he likes him? I know little girls like Miley or other teens are too young to tell, but it's way obvious. And they made out in front of her dad. Nice family. Why haven't they gotten rid of this pedophile yet? Miley is still not 18 and she doesn't even look/act 16. Creepy guy.

    Ok. You guys don't know what you're talking about. Billy Ray has one kid without Tish, Christopher, who's just 7 months older than Miley. Tish has two kids, Brandi and Trace, without Billy Ray. I don't know who Brandi's father is (whether or not she and Trace have the same dad) or if Tish was married before BRC. Miley, Braison, and Noah are their kids together. That's a total of 5 for Tish and 4 for Billy Ray. These stories about them having 10 kids each are ridiculous.



  85. 85

    He's not half as big of a desperate famewhore as Perez. He's following Billy Ray around because Billy Ray is his manager and want to turn him into a cash cow like that little annoying Miley.



  86. 86

    Damn, This dude i hotter than Chace, Zack & Joe Jonas.



  87. 87

    Billy Ray needs his ass kicked from here to outer Mongolia. Why don't you go ahead and start booking her for porn so you can take a cut? You suck as a dad.



  88. 88

    Re: ieatdeadcats2
    That is such the ultimate teenybopper answer.

    "Hmp, I don't want to talk about those OLD 20 year olds! They're GRROOOSSSSS!!"

    Gag me with a spoon.

  89. lolli says – reply to this


    89

    ewwwwww so fucking hillbilly of them, not even a hillbilly might of shot an older guy trying to hook up with his 15 daughter, how gross! They are so fucking!

    And shame on what's his name, billy ray? Miley is making the cheddah and they let her do whtevr the fuck she wants!

  90. lolli says – reply to this


    90

    Re: Tainted – lol finally someone with some sense!



  91. 91

    Thats funny because I know for a fact she was in Florida with John Travolta doing a private screening of Bolt. My friends were there that night and she was at Travolta's house here in Florida …sooo hmmm?????



  92. 92

    Thanks for the mental image Perez *shudders*



  93. 93

    now he is hot!

    waaaay too young for me…..but at least he looks like he's old enough to drink….which is more than i can say for most of your boys P….

    great body….



  94. 94

    c'mon people….they are from backwoods kentucky….do you expect them to not be trashy???



  95. 95

    He's not stupid. He's hot as fuck and is using that little whore Miley to further his own career. Do you really think he would be attracted to an immature, 16 old bitch with busted teeth? Hell no. He would be banging some 6 foot tall blonde with huge juggs. I'd let him bang me anytime.



  96. 96

    Sexiest Man Alive. Miley is just a beard. He is having an affair with Billy Ray.



  97. 97

    sweet sixteen party! LOL! what a joke! this guy cant stay away from the 16 year old girls hahahah! ugh! and go with dad to get a tattoo and make out…so wierd



  98. 98

    uh hey guys, mmm i'm a little upset by this because like mmm idk its like really mean. u guys are just mean. leave Justin alone. hes not doin ne thing wrong. EVEN IF WE DO DO IT IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR! I MEAN YEA HES LIKE OLD AND EVERYTHING BUT HEY LOOK AT HIM!!!!! HE MIGHT GO TO JAIL CAUSE HES SEEING A "MINOR" BUT WHO CARE



  99. 99

    Re: DLR in Canada – Yea, I copy/pasted just to get it in somewhere. Not that anyone gives a s… but I couldnt help myself.
    I wouldnt mind a debate about morals, but when you at the same time say its okay to call a 15 year old a slut..I dont think you have all that much to bring to the table.
    By all means call her names, but dont say youre doing it on the grounds of your high moral standar.



  100. 100

    His IQ is Minus 2?
    Can he count to minus 2?
    I didn't think so either.
    Oh and YEAH He really isn't too shabby to look at when you add together his looks and the way he's using Miley.
    GOOD GOING JUSGAS.
    Perez =

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