Fat Daddy
Filed under: Russell Crowe
Wow, Russell Crowe has really let himself go!
The once leading man was spotted this weekend spending some quality time with his sons in a Beverly Hills park.
But daddy seems to be preggers himself!
Plus the long hair, the scruffy beard.
Is he going to say he's doing this for a role????
Icky icky poo!
What do U think of Russell's look?
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Posted: November 24, 2008 at 5:44 pm
i'd still hit it.
Search Comic Book guy on the Simpsons!
Yikes! And don't forget the black socks and sneakers. Sadly, I can relate, but don't we all have an off day from time to time?
ewww
Goodyear fucking BLIMP. wow.
OMG he looks like my gross pervy Uncle Randy >.> yuck
YIKES!!!! What happened to the sexy gladiator?? =(
Ugh, okay now THIS is an "if you're easily offended"
Re: thee_harridan –
With what?
Kath and Kim and HIM
good glatiator gone bad
more like fat bastard. i hate him.
uhhhh….. trimspa? crunch? lose weight???
He looks like a typical father taking his kids out to the park….
He looks HORRIBLE! I mean– 'Master and Commander' was forever ago, yet he still sports that horrid ponytail. Take me back to the 'Gladiator' days, STAT!
Russell Crowe looks like a 50-something year old homeless person wandering around aimlessly…
I don't mind him from the waist up, belly and all.
But from the waist down he reminds me of my grandfather–old man knees, pasty white legs, black socks. The only thing missing from his ensemble is sandals.
Think he's a great actor but this is so wrong… Gladiator was on TV last week and in that he was F-I-N-E. Since he got married its all gone downhill.
Shit, I remember him in Gladiator, he was hot but he looks like homeless there. I'm glad we can replace him for Daniel Craig now !
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GEORGE MICHAEL WOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO PICK THAT UP IN A PARK!!!
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OH MY LORD! Extreme makeover!
Darn Shame
Perezito didn't you bite your tongue!
You are one to talk Perez!
im not a huge fan of russel, but maybe he is doing it for a role fucknut. go back to talking bout your assclown hills couple getting married. its all your good at anymore apparently.
He was always his hottest as Hando in Romper Stomper and when you actually look at him from that era you can really see the downward spiral
Re: Toolip –
that is some funny shit… He is getting into the role of Donut Shop Owner. It is the pull of the equator down in Australia– have no fear when he returns to the USA it will all be sucked back up into his head
he looks like your average guy.. your good-looking average man.. where can i get one?
he used to be SO HOT. I can believe how fat he got, I'd still let him cum in my mouth and face though. I would lick his fat dick like there's no tomorrow.
I would drink his cum without blinking, but yeah he got fat…
he looks fine
i'm not so sure about the scary black socks/sneakers combo but i do remember reading something about the beard being for a role in robin hood.. and supposedly he is playing 2 roles in the movie but i forget the other one so that could maybe possibly explain the weight too? but honestly i can't believe i just took the time to respond to this, who really cares about him anymore??
OMG I WOULD STILL SOOOO HIT THAT. HE WILL BE FOREVER HOT IN MY BOOK.
HOLY HELL he used to be so hot!!!!!!!
Give him a pair of orang clogs, and he'd be Mario Batali! Actually, that's offensive to Mario, but still!
I've always thought he was gross. Even when he looked "better".
he's such a prick
Re: Obama says NO to prop H8TE – dayyyyyum! that was deep. until he got fat. lol
He looks like a guy with too much money to give a shit.
I'll get straight to the point. He looks like SHIT.
Ugh. And to think I used to want to hit that. Sadness.
Never did it for me anyway.
Hahahahahahaha, he looks like the "Comic Book Guy" from the Simpsons.
Worst Gladiator Ever!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Why is it when a woman gains weight, even 5 pounds, that her picture and still too thin pic is all over the magazines. When a man looks like a fat piece of shit, he "must be doing it for a role".
kinda looks like he is moving into a trailer park…no excuse to live like that…slob!
omgggg what happened to him!?!
what happened to him i used to love him as maximus aurelius =(
WHOA!!!!!
how sad
Oh wow!
I hope this is for a movie if not…err..Then he should consider hitting up a gym. It's never good to be overweight especially when you have a family!
He would also look HOT if he were in shape!
and I thought he was so hot in Gladiator..ewwww..but I take it back
He had to gain weight for his role in Body of Lies.
MEG RYAN SHOULD BE HAPPY SHE DIDN'T END UP WITH HIM…GROSS…..I NEVER LIKED HIM
I thought it was for a role.
What happened to our beloved Maximus?
He needs some good old fashioned vitamin D from the sun!!! and some lean chicken with herbs! mmm.
I'm not into the washboard abs look. Russell looks like a great big huggable teddy bear. He's fine but I wouldn't put any more weight on, if I were he.
is he getting ready to play THE DUDE in the sequel to The Big Lebowski
Notnin against gettin fat. Its the season for it! But the clothes… WHYYY??
ALCOHOL BLOAT….Nose is red and he has a yellowish hue…his LIVER IS SCREAMING….HELP ME YOU FAT BASTARD….HELP ME!!!
I didn't know he was from the midwest. Did he have to marry his cousin to come up with that look, too?
ALCOHOL BLOAT…LOOK AT HIS RED NOSE, THE YELLOWISH HUE TO HIS SKIN….his LIVER IS SCREAMING…HELP ME YOU FAT BASTARD…HELP ME!!!
oooops didn"t know OTHER CAME OUT…SAID IT DIDN'T… SORRY DON'T WANNA BE A Repeating FUCKER!
He IS doing it for a role…
OMG What the HELL happened to him!?!?!?!
*Russel jumps into an Arena and proudly displays his belly fat and says*
"Are you not amused??!!"
no way is that russel crow! holy shit
He's obviously back on the drink.
its called be 50, rich and enjoying your private life
Whoa. He totally has a muffin ass now.
But I bet in a month he could be in perfect shape.
Not looking too good Russ, I hope it's for the movies you're doing at the moment. Good luck getting rid of that weight, you look heaps better without it!
Looks fine to me.
NO WAY !!! I used to think he was so hot when he came out with Gladiator
AAAAAWWWW Hellz no!!! Russell, you were the shit in LA Confidential & Gladiator… this is PIT-I-FUL!!!!!
Looks like a strip club creepy guy! Ya know, one of those idiots who wears the thin material shorts to get a feel on a good ol lap dance! Creeeppyy! Is he hangin loose too?
Thats not russell crowe, thats the comic book guy from the simpsons!
He looks like every other Aussie bloke I know. No surprise here.
Living with the Wolfman
Perez Hates Me ^^
he looks depressed. big time. get that man some meds! stat!
it's not like he was ever all that great looking
still a HOT stud I'd bang his ass good!
OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is THIS??? what happened to this gladiator?!?!
such a pity.. wait a minute!
what is that!!? what is that? is that a neck roll?? ooh puhlease
if only he owned a mirror much?
nice shades tho..
Can you appreciate the simple beauty in regular guys??? Sorry Perezito, you've got to let it go. Most people don't care that the "official" standard in beauty is the cover of a fashion magazine. BTW, I would still do him with love handles and all. Crowe 4 eva bitches.
OMFG! What the hell happened to Maximus?!?!?!?!
Wow he is a biker looking ugly fat man now
Beached Whale…
still and ALWAYS, perez, he is hotter on his worst, fattest day than you will
EVER be. even on your BEST day. dream on, you jealous, ugly fat fucker!
He looks like the comic book guy from the simpsons!
excellent call! totally. AND ALSO, Dr. Oz would remind us that his apple-shaped physique is one that is prone to storing body fat around the middle - i.e. abdomen, chest and surrounding internal organs, such as the heart. Because of this, apple shaped people have a higher risk of diabetes, heart disease, stroke, high blood pressure and gall bladder disease.
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go EAT an apple, Russ. Don't BE one.
I'd totally hit that.
He totally looks like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons! I hope he's happier in his life-he seems to be a pretty intense person regularly. Maybe he's more content now. I'd still do him in a heartbeat!!!
his weight gain is due to a role "captain jack"
Isn't that the comic book guy in The Simpsons?
It's called preparing for a role you dill hole.
He's a few double cheese burgers away from being Mario Batali
Joe the plumber chillin' with the kiddies…
I don't think he looked good even at his best!!!
he would be perfect as comic store guy from the simpsons
LOL
Australia can have him now
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