Heidi's Wedding Vows
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
As PerezHilton.com was the first to report and reveal all the details about their eloping in Cabo San Lucas on November 20th, we now are pleased to present…..
Heidi Montag's wedding vows to Spencer Pratt.
From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be the best wife to you every day for the rest of our lives. I can't wait to see what life brings us. I will always be by your side!
Awwww, that's actually sweet and touching!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: November 24, 2008 at 4:00 pm
yuckkkk
this HAS to be a joke
no one would marry a guy that acts the way he does
and mean it…
its a HOAX damnit
your kidding right? i give them 4 months.
all that love crap is such an act.
What the fuck are you doing?? Put a tampon in this story and make it stop!!!!
asses
i just threw up in my mouth
YEAH UM………… its called GOGGLE. She didn't create that on her own she totally looked it up. SHES A LAME PERSOn and I'm sooooo tired for ready about her and her D-Bag Husband!!
PEREZ MOM YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH THIS SHIT!!!!
YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SUCK!!!!!
Just. Shoot. Me.
MAN YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE! BARF!
Now if only it were true…
Re: SweetPat – LOL!
seriously, perez… no one cares. this insane amount of posting about them is making me want to boycott your site.
you need to stop
gag me
Good for them. They do an incredible job of keeping their names and faces in the media even though they don't really do anything. So after the wedding story dies down, we'll move on the the baby story. They've got another good year or 2 of staged paparazzi shoots!
i'm pretty sure those are the lyrics to "the little mermaid" songs
that's what everybody thinks when they get married.
stop talking about themmmmm
yea yea i think i just threw up in my mouth reading that
Ok this is just wayyyy to cheeseball for me….
RAT BASTARD!
ok to her vows i say awwwwwwwwww
BUT we all know this marriage is NOT gonna work, but i'll give them a year or maybe 2
Okay, here's my warm thoughts on behalf of a lot of Perez readers:
WHO GIVES A F*CK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WE DON'T CARE!!!!!! PEREZ, STOP REPORTING ON EVERY LAST DETAIL 'LEAKED'.
Is she on the same drugs they gave Britney???
the hills isn't even reality
No one cares
Couldn't just ONE post about these losers wedding suffice? I guess not….not much going on in Hellywood today huh?
STUPID MORONS THOSE ASSHOLES>
I
HATE
THEM
…
I HOPE THEIR MARRIAGE SUCKS AND THEY WILL NEVER EVER AGAIN BE ON TV!!!
Yeah, he opened her eyes on how to be a famewhore! I am so sick of these 2. Please find a better D-List couple to talk about.
OMG PEREZ! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!
Maybe now.
Let nature, gravity and time take hold.
We shall see.
They both seem to in love with themselves to go much further.
Like the vapid couple waiting in line in the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall.
uhhhhhhhhhhhh huh.
i give this like, 2 years, max.
Heidi is such a douchey trendwhore, she looks like a moron in her fashion-of-the-minute outfits. she tries so hard!
and spencer. *barf* he looks like a skin colour pumpkin rolled in rotten fuzzy blonde sprinkles for that shit he calls 'facial hair'.
ew ew ew.
omg. the kids are going to be born real plastic bratz dolls!
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Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Later Letty. I can't take this Speidi shit any longer.
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Perez, you fucking sell out, you suck ass!
PEREZ PLEASE STOP…NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
LOL IT'S SAD THAT THE ONLY STORY PEREZ CAN GET FIRST DIBS ON IS ABOUT HEIDI AND SPENCER…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Re: KayJ – I'm gonna say Aladdin
Re: Beaverhausen – i like your den!!!!!!!1
Perez,
I have one request from you(and I say this out of love), stop it!!! No one could give two shits!!! They are such wanna-be celebs. WTF do they do for society??? Get over this shit ………PLEASE!! I'm so glad I don't live on the west coast. It so f*ckn' fake. If this is your idea of "celeb" news, and current events…..God help you!!
How much are they paying you to continue posting these disgusting details???
THE REAL VOWS: "SPENCER, WHEN I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE AN EVEN BIGGER WHORE THAN ME, I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE"
poor heidi. i almost feel bad for her.
i am kind of sick of hearing about these two. they just aren't interesting. {yawn}
Re: horrorshow – LOL! I agree XD
Hey Perez…who reported on this first, is what I really wanna know. It's clearly the most important detail.
ewwwwww - taking that whole publicity thing a little too far, dontcha think?
Re: SarrahXO – It's actually called Google. Oooooh burn.
p.s. i think you should stop indulging them by putting them on this site. they aren't worth it. no one cares anymore.
Re: _Alice_ – LATER HON' I AM OUT IN A FEW TOO!
Is this the best news that you can come up with? Fucking stop it already!!!! Heidi is totally knocked up cause she wore a flowy , hide the belly dress. You know that skank would weara a tight ass dress if she wasn't preggo!
I wonder if she took up the ass on their wedding night?
*pukes*
She forgot to thank the writters.
OH MY GOD…..ENOUGH!! WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS OR A FLYING F**K!! PLEASE PEREZ YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. NO ONE CARES. MAKE THEM AND SARAH PALIN GO AWAY!!! COME ON PEREZZIE, KEEP BEING THE RELEVANT, WICKEDLY FUNNY, BRILLIANT WRITER THAT YOU ARE. PLEASE DON'T BE A PUPPET FOR THESE PEOPLE. GETTING "THE EXCLUSIVE" IS A STEP BACK NOT FORWARD. STOP REPORTING ON THINGS NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT OR YOU WILL START TO LOSE YOUR READERSHIP.
omg this is so wrong damn….spencer is a dog and she is a stupid to marry the ass!!!
Re: StayTrue –
LOL.
For reals, eh?
I was thinking the same thing.
Re: Mrs R.P ..get it right – you are so right! "a whole new world" i blew it!
baaaarf!…congrats heidi you can say goodbye to all ur dreams cuz spencer wants you all to himself
Can't wait til they divorce! It will be hilarious
wtf?????????????????????? this shiz is for real, aww damn
omg, ew. "Dream guy"
ew. they live for publicity, its obvious they did this to get more press and spotlight. and wtf is up with her hair? she looks bald.
Isn't this a blog about celebrities? These two assholes ARE NOT celebrities. They desperately want to be, but they are not. Stop posting about them and they will go away back to the trailer park from whence they came.
She is an idiot. Spencer needs to take himself and his creepy facial hair and go play in rush hour traffic, no one like you! Your own sister can't stand you!
Uninspiring and lame. Exactly what I would expect.
This sounded better when Jasmine said, or rather sang, it to Aladin in Disney's "Aladin".
aww cutee.
Pff she fucked up badly.
theyll be in divorce court after a year or two
wo TRANNY
HOW FUCKING LONG WILL WE BE SUBJECTED TO STORIES ABOUT THESE TWO? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
Cheesy vows, which means the marriage will last exactly four months and three days!
please stop talking about speidi. please please please please please please please. why do you like them so much for being famewhores? is it because you're a famewhore? famewhore!
can you say cliche?
gag me please
Yuck! I think they just needed the publicity…with Audrina and Lauren's fued, her and Spencer weren't getting enough media attention so they probably paniced…it was either this or a baby!
OMG they are so stupid and Heidi has a big goofy patato head!
OMG perezz ….Can you stop…..That was sooo stupid….stop giving them more attention…I swear you guys are having threesomes.
She forgot to mention that she loves the strings he has her on.
& she looks bald in that picture.
who puts their wedding vows on the internet? no respectable celebrity would ever pull something so desperate, dont they realize how pathetic they look? real celebs dont even like to hint at their personal life and they spill out every detail. they are so desperate and embarrasing!!! its going to be SO funny when the hills is over and they try ANYTHING to keep them "famous" spencer looks like he has downsyndrome and heidi looks like a 50 year old, puffed up and stretched orange county mom. GROSS
"dream guy"
barf.
SHE LOOKS BALD IN THE FAR AWAY PIC HAHAHAHHAHA GROSS. Those two are ridiculous. I don't care AT ALLLLLL.
what a load of shit….BARF!!
thats just weird. why would anyone show the media what their wedding vows are. so fake its annoying. these people need to go away. they arent famous, i dont get it. wedding vows are supposed to be personal.
Touching? Sounds to me like it was penned by a pre-teen writhing in cliches.
oh puke…
WOW Perez. The more you talk about them, hang out with them and have yourself pictured with them, the less credit you receive. They are a WORTHLESS couple. I will waste no more time writing anything more about these two.
PRINCE CHARMING MY ASS!! LOL
I think it is sweet but I don't think It will last. These are both way too immature.
sweet and touching? what? it makes me sick…
I don't believe this stunt for a second!
how trite
That woman has the worst sense of judgement on the planet. I work with counseling grad students and needless to say she is an example of codependency at its absolute worst and most dangerous. He alienates her from others just to keep her for herself. I honestly think more women should watch this show for the simple example of how NOT to be treated.
Ummm, she should NEVER, EVER wear her hair like that and her "prince" or whatever the fuck should have told her not to leave the house lookin like that!
excuse me while i go throw up
WHAT!? "Awwww, that's actually sweet and touching!" EW, PEREZ why are you SO on their side now!??! is it because they are your "Exclusive Sources" these days. I normally love your site but befriending THEM, and thinking they're anything but retarded makes you a complete sellout! GROSS
Um.
Sounds like a bunch of cheesy K.C. and JoJo song lyrics mushed together.
Blah…
They'll have an "exclusive" story/wedding pics on this weeks US mag. Watch.
Its so gross.
I'm sorry, but anyone who uses the word "guy" in their wedding vows is far too immature to get married.
And woah! on the ears…
Perez Hates Me ^^
okay, first…heidi, don't ever wear your hair like this again, you do not have the face for it. Second, who the fuck cares!!! it's not gonna last anyways…it's just a publicity stunt. They're just fame-whores and they have nothing to be famous for!!!
Good thing this is in print, it will make good reference material when she finally wises up and dumps the "tea bag receptacle" that is Spencer Pratt. I want to think that she's too good for him, but then she opens her mouth…. Perez forgot to mention he was Spencer's "Maid of Honor" though!!!!
I just threw up in my mouth. I give it less than a year.