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Steven Seagal Set to Kick Reality Ass

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Move over Dog the Bounty Hunter!

There's going to be a new regulator on cable channel A&E.

Martial arts film star Steven Seagal will be starring in a reality show (called Steven Seagal: Lawman) on the net that will chronicle his little-known life in law enforcement.

According to reports, Segal has been working as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana for the past 20 years.

In addition to going out on patrol, the karate man is said to be an expert marksman who has worked with the Jefferson Parish SWAT team and has instructed officers in firearms and hand-to-hand combat.

We never knew!

Sounds like Segal is definitely more bad ass than Dog!

[Image via WENN.]

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24 comments to “Steven Seagal Set to Kick Reality Ass”



  1. 1

    there should be a retirement channel for Old Martial Arts stars
    www.prettysowhat.blogspot.com



  2. 2

    PEREZ…WTF??? WHO CARES ABOUT THIS WIFE BEATING ASSHOLE!



  3. 3

    OH FUCKING PRODUCERS AND ACTORS CAN'T GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND NOW WE HAVE MORE PATHETIC REALITY SHOWS.
    .
    I WON'T WATCH.
    .
    ANYWAY, TOMMY HAWK ALL THE WAY!



  4. 4

    Over 40 + ponytail= ASSHOLE!



  5. 5

    HE'S A PRICK! FUCK HIM!



  6. 6

    i wonder if A&E would consider airing a hardcore porn starring Audrina Patridge and her whoreish eyes. i love the way her eyes look when she is looking up



  7. 7

    god damnet, avatars take a grip to get updated, huh?



  8. 8

    I use to love when will Sasso played steven segal on MADTV haha



  9. 9

    yawn…

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    10

    i thought that was gene simmons at first glance…whats with the outfit? he looks like a waiter at benihana



  11. 11

    i will deffinetly watch! JOKES!!!!



  12. 12

    he has pigeon toes and i hate him.



  13. 13

    who?



  14. 14

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – will you please step on obsess_much?



  15. 15

    I'll probably check this out for the hell of it



  16. 16

    Ted Nugent and Steven Segal should play a hunting game to see who could kill who first.



  17. 17

    Re: guilty of being white – now that i would watch!

    but this dude having his own reality show???

    who cares….he cant…and never could act so now he is doing reality…

    lovely



  18. 18

    i LOOOVE Segal….



  19. 19

    Absolutely love him!!!!!



  20. 20

    it's all BS. My really good friend is they guy the rides with on the show. Basically they made a bust and found guns. It's going to be HEAVILY edited because he said they wanted to make it look like Segal did all of the work. At one point he almost caused m friend o get shot cuz he's a dipshit.
    Hollywood magic, YAY!



  21. 21

    I bet he lets the town's hookers off in return for freebies. perv.



  22. 22

    I met the man, and he is quite verbally abusive to women. He had two female assistants who he non-stop berated in front of us. Personally, I think he is an asswipe. Just my luck he is a "deputy" in our neighboring parish!



  23. 23

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  24. 24

    this is a load of shit. i live in jefferson and he has is using this "job" as an officer just for this reality show. he does not go out on patrol except to film, and he is making the neighborhood that he and his entourage moved into MISERABLE. please DO NOT WATCH THIS BS SHOW. steven seagal IS A TOOL