We Got The Cover!!!!

Congrats to Us Weekly for scoring the photos and interviews with Spiedi.
And congrats to Perezzers for breaking the news first!



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Congrats to Us Weekly for scoring the photos and interviews with Spiedi.
And congrats to Perezzers for breaking the news first!
She's too pretty for him
The douche couldn't shave?
I was first? How freakin' cool is that?
I was first? How cool is that?
aww how sweet. PUKE!!!
you've sunk to a new low….this is OFFICIALLY THE DAY THIS HAS STOPPED BEING A CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE
O.K. ENOUGH! I'LL BE BACK LATER WHEN YOU GET THESE TWO FUCKSTICKS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM!
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BYE L, A, S, SP, H
I FEEL BAD FOR HER FAMILY!!!!!.. perez seriously tho can u please stop promoting this? you're only helping them sell magazines:(
eww
It's too bad Spencer looked like a douche with his beard.
I really could care less ’bout these B-listers. Cute couple though.
They really are attention whores.
They've been out of the spotlight for a day and couldn't stand it.
I hope they die soon.
she couldnt sopt crying because she knew what a mistake she was making!
gross
she looks decentish…
I've figured it out: The economy is bad, ratings on the show are bad, and Christmas is coming up, so they go and get married, sell their pics ASAP, and bam here ya go.
holy fuck stix. i couldnt possibly care any less. now, Audrina Patridge on the other hand. if i could just get my hands on a hardcore porn with her looking up. i love the way her eyes look when she looks up
I'D LIKE TO SEND A WEDDING GIFT TO THE HAPPY NEWLYWEDS…. A CASE OF SUMMER'S EVE TO MR. AND MRS. DOUCHEBAG!
why are you congratulating yourself so much? its really nothing to be too proud of.. you've done more remarkable things… like taking a poop in the morning!
congrats to perez for breaking the news first? LOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!!!
just leave them alone
her poor mom and family… my condolances
these two are a joke!
Re: Cow Patti – yep, your pretty fuckin amazing. congradulations. your mother would be proud of you. nut monster.
heidi's pathetic .
and spencer …really should shave .
who cares… yeah, REALLY big exclusive news. you are their puppet
I just upchucked. But Spencers flesh beard makes me horny
SICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you PLEASE stop calling Spencer a "source"??? Everybody knows he has you on speed dial!
FIRST! cant wait to see how long this lasts…i bet her family is proud…NOT
P please….this is like your 6th or 7th post about these nobodies in the last few hours…
losers!
please stop.
how the he'll did these losers get the cover????
Oh come on, US had their deal with them for a long time to get this cover.
you're all over these z-listers like flies on a piece of shit.
please talk about FAMOUS people again.
*BARFING*
Isn't there better gossip to report on these nauseating people. Please stop reporting on these two.
this is your douchiest day ever perez. your really on the cutting edge w/ this breaking news…all FUCKING DAY
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE TWO WHORES
YAH WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THEM FIRST! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE STORY FIRST YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!!!!!
IT TAKE A LOOSER TO KNOW A LOO(ZLISTER)ER
good for you perez…..i bet your excited today…….please don't post a video of yourself acting all gay and giddy when you first got the news
Isn't their 15 minutes up yet?
Re: Cow Patti – NOT COOL! NOW BEND OVER!
how the hell did these losers get this cover????
FUCKING POSTERS!
TOO WHITE.
TOO BLOND.
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THEY LOVED PALIN.
CAN'T STAND THEM!
EWW HIM AND THE CREEPY FLESH COLORED BEARD MADE THE COVER AND MADE THIS THE 7TH POST FOR THEM IN 2 HOURS!
Why didn't he shave?
Ick, who cares. They are both attention whores, no doubt a ploy.
who the fuck cares about twit and twat? seriously, how many more posts are we gonna have about these two cunts?
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – See ya! HMLOSHP
Perez we know you are best friends with them, they sent you this image hrs ago!!
I am already hearing the I toldja so's! He is the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG on the planet - she has no friends and has alienated her family all because of the freak with the skin colored facial hair! GOOD LUCK - it will not last…
She looks pregnant!!
I just threw up in my mouth!!!!
Uck. They are one goofy looking couple.
Honestly, this is kind of ridiculous.. I feel bad for Heidi, this shows her true airhead side. I really hope they will be together for long. Cheers
What's that fuzzy stuff on that guy's face. Who are these people? I've seen them on this website, but what makes them so important?
wow…that's like a really big accomplishment perez…yeah really really impressive (insert sarcasm when reading this comment)
The most DISGUSTING cover ever!!!!!!!.yuck.THANKS fat ass i lost my appetite 3 fucking times.
haha, "I couldn't stop crying…"
I would cry too if I promised to spend the rest of my life with that guy!
OK, 2 things about this pic:
1) This looks like her old nose, WTF?!
2) She looks SO uncomfortable…I can't stand the girl, but her body language does NOT look happy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
She always has this goofy smile on her face.
unless this issue of US weekly has a hardcore spread featuring Audrina Patridge looking up, im not buying it. i love the way her eyes look when she looks up.
maybe she's prego
WAY TO GO PEREZ!! OMG news would be Jennifer Aniston finally getting pregnant or Angelina cheating on Brad not this Bull!!
Nice cover, FOR ME TO POOP ON!
We all know perez is in love with these two thats why he keeps writing about them. Arent we over The Hills yet? he asks. I never watched the shit. But obviously Perez will never be over it. He is such a two faced fat bitch. Ugh!! Sit on a pickle bitch!
Congrats to you Perez for being an dipshit.
Re: mamajud – LOL
am I the only one who thinks its funny that jennifer Hudsons nephew got shot twice in the head?!
OH GIVE ME A BREAK! This had to be WEEKS in planning! Perez did NOT just get all this info and details on their wedding today! And Us weekly could NOT just make up a cover in a few days and then send it to perez! Us Weekly must have BEEN at the wedding to get it published in a few days!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – AGREED!!!!!
me too
ta ta
NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!
Eww.
This wasn't interesting the first 5 breaking posts, how would it be intersting by the 6th?!?
I won't be back until tomorrow. And if they're still the hot topic of the day, I'll see you after turkey day.
Re: obsess_much – What the fuck is your deal? Stop talking about Audrina's eyes creep a ziod!
I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something about Spencer's face that makes me want to mash it with a hot waffle iron.
Oh God, i see pictures, crap!! But i still called it, i didn't want to believe it till pictures came out and look, stupid people on a magazine cover!!! I ain't buying it this week. I don't like her but i feel bad for her, she is so stupid and naive that she can't see him for who he really is, he has managed to turn her against her own friends, her family, even her own mom, he just wants her all to himself and I truly hope that nothing really bad happens to her, but it has potential, thats the kind of person he really is, he is controlling and manipulative and he knows exactly what he is doing. He wont get what is comming to him but i hope she is going to be ok.
MADONNA and SEAN PENN…. Hmmmmm…
Seriously. We don't care about these two.
I agree…nobody gives a rats ass flying fuck bleeding vagina about these douche nozzles.
IDIOTS!!
ARRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok we get it, you had the news first! Wow good job. I'm glad Spencer thought to call you before Us Weekly.
That is a horrible picture of them if I may say.
Re: Sensitivity – HELLO MY SEXY PIRATE!
how gross.
Perez, por favor, who gives a flying fuck, or a rat's ass. I mean seriously NO ONE CARES. They are two of the most vapid people in the universe and you giving them so much coverage and taking such pride in getting it FIRST. THis is a step down for you not up. YOu are doing so well in everything but please have some standards. What's next Exclusives' on SARAH PALIN. ENOUGH!!! MAKE THEM ALL GO AWAY -Or you will end up going away too. Continue to be wickedly funny and poignant and relevant!! I have seen so much growth in you and the good that you are doing. Keep it up. FYI. P.S. I am a agent in town and due to your lovely picture of Linda Carter we may have gotten her an awesome job. You will be due a commission.
What a hot motherfucker Spencer is. I can think of only a few better looking people… (Carrot Top, Ron Jeremy, Andy Dick…)
Re: obsess_much – HEY RETARD! PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON!
Does anyone really care about these two? They're made up celebrities.
Re: 2Loquacious – lol
There are more filthy cunts on the cover of this magazine than there are on a Hustler.
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – well, well, well, I just changed my undearwear for the first time in a month just for you, how about I treat you to a romantic dinner at mcdonald's but nothing over $5.00 that shit isn't cheap!
we dont give a shit!!!!
gawd, he could have shaved at least for his wedding.
what a scumbag.
they repulse me
Is Heidi pregnant?? From the look of her dress, its loosely fitted around the belly area. Not typically something she would wear..
that facial hair…looks like pubes!
Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – HAHAHAHA!
He is soooo nasty……and she def looks knocked up…..thats probably why they did it so she can play the whole "virgin till marriage card"…that and the fact they havent been as "popular" lately….they needed something to get more attention