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Creepy!

Filed under: Tom Cruise

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A very old and tired-looking Tom Cruise graces the cover of the new issue of Hello magazine.

Don't stare into the eyes - he's got Scientology powers of persuasion!

61 comments to “Creepy!”



  1. 1

    Man, he is looking rough here. He looks old and haggard.



  2. 2

    Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.



  3. 3

    Xenu, I worship you.



  4. 4

    Looks old!



  5. 5

    ok here he looks creepy, here i agree with u.



  6. 6

    he's still hot!!



  7. 7

    i just lost my breakfast



  8. 8

    suri looks cute.



  9. 9

    What's creepy is the quote! "Strong-willed" as in "still resist at least one out of three hundred of my orders?" Argh - he is so spooky!



  10. 10

    CHANGE IT!



  11. 11

    He is starting to look like dustin hoffman.. rainman.. slow in the driveway



  12. 12

    I wonder if Katie licks that growth on his left cheek every night before bed?



  13. 13

    A major CREEPER!



  14. 14

    Dr. Satan, he's the cryptkeeper. It's from fuking Dr. Satan all these years. It takes its toll.



  15. 15

    He may look old but he has had work done. His face looked really puffy on the last big TV interview.



  16. 16

    Doesn't he have another daughter. What about her? Poor Bella.



  17. 17

    he wouldn't be so bad if he had some height-then he would have the 'rugged' look, but as flabby and short, he looks like a gnome. oh, and the 'love of his 2 girls' and it is a picture of katie and suri-so, bella is the out child-NOT OF MY BLOOD!!!!!!. and katie as his girl sounds creepy-yes, she could be my daughter too.



  18. 18

    ~~~~YIKES~~~~



  19. 19

    Boy he looks cancer stricken. What do they mean by 2 girls… Suri and Katie??? What about his first daughter??



  20. 20

    gross



  21. 21

    He should get a "get out of the loonie bin for free" card just like Britney did. You have to admit, he is a great entertainer. Everyone has weird phases.

  22. LSD says – reply to this


    22

    What's really sad is that he refers to his family with only 'Two Girls'! I believe he has another daughter (with Kidman) if I'm not mistaking. Poor kids….they have all the wealth & luxuries in the world, but not the love of mom & dad.



  23. 23

    um, he has 2 daughters….



  24. 24

    Did he forget about his other daughter?



  25. 25

    YUK!!! He's a creepy, munchkin has been!!!!



  26. 26

    There is no way Katie is fucking THAT! Please find Suri's real daddy!

  27. AalaA says – reply to this


    27

    FUGLINESS !!!



  28. 28

    He looks tired because he just vacuumed the Scientolomansion, just in case L. Ron Hubbard comes back in his spaceship today…but he's not crazy.



  29. 29

    "Tom Cruise talks of his love for his "TWO" girls"????? Doesn't he have a daughter with Nicole Kidman? Or do those two children even exist anymore since Suri and Sunday Roast was born?????



  30. 30

    What about his other kids? do they not matter? they are hardly ever shown …



  31. 31

    You know why he looks old???? Because like everybody else….he is aging. Stop being so ridiculous in your put-downs…and stop being so ageist….everyone will age even you young pip squeeks



  32. 32

    OMG, what the heck happened to him?. He looks really old (Clint Eastwood old!!!!)



  33. 33

    …..but he still looks hot!!!!!



  34. 34

    Re: bahama – I think he is talking about Suri and Katie. Usually that happens when daddy gets a new family, the other kids don't count as much anymore. SAD! :(



  35. 35

    His crazy ass still looks pretty damn good for 45-ish.



  36. 36

    i'm sure his other daughter loves that he says "his love for his two girls". what about her? she never gets included by this freak.



  37. 37

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    CLEARLY HE HAD JUST BEEN ON A THREE DAY GAY SEX DEBAUCHE!!!
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  38. 38

    did he forget that he has TWO daughters?!?! yeah yeah yeah katie and suri are the thing right now….but poor Isabella, and Connor for that matter….who raises them?! The headline should say his THREE girls (since the "my two girls" is referring to katie and suri and not suri and isabella). tom cruise fails.



  39. 39

    He looks like SH!T!

    Wow…REAL NICE! Sorry BELLA you don't count! Now RUN with your little alien sibling and give her one of your COATS!



  40. 40

    He looks very thin and old. :(



  41. 41

    He looks hella creepy. Have any of you read about Artie Lange's experience working with him on the set of Jerry Maguire? Check it out in Artie's book! Tom is a major douche bag!



  42. 42

    His two girls? WTF is that all about? He looks really old in this picture.. Bring back the Far and Away, or Top Gun Tom Crews.. those were the days!



  43. 43

    Poor fella, why don't Poppa Pitt and Daddy Depp look as old???? All that scientology purification training seems to be taking it's tole on him. I still love ya Tom, I still love ya.



  44. 44

    He actually looked better when he was fat. Tom surely hasn't aged well, has he?



  45. 45

    Ut oh… see that quote? "sweet BUT very strong willed like her mother" lol I bet he hates it when Katie is "very strong willed"



  46. 46

    Fugly!!! he looks old



  47. 47

    uh tom, care to comment about your OTHER kids.



  48. 48

    Yeah right…strong willed - "AKA - FUCKING BRAT" - thought so….



  49. 49

    Two girls??? While one would hope he were talking about Isabella and Suri, that still leaves out his son, Connor, making him a total douche. And, in all likelihood, he's referring to Katie and Suri, leaving out Isabella AND Connor, which makes him an even bigger douche, if that's even possible. He's the biggest, ugliest, fakest, nastiest douche on the planet (solar system / galaxy / universe … ). ASSH*LE!



  50. 50

    Hey Perez, thanks for calling out the creepy stares of Scientologists! They seriously have such a freaky mind control thing going on, never look at them straight on!!!



  51. 51

    How old is he anyway? I think he does alright for his age. Looks better to me than all of the botoxed, airbrushed, fake-booby, over-tanned, trout pout bitches you see on magazine covers these days…



  52. 52

    Damn, he got thin. I liked him better when he was chubby & happy looking.



  53. 53

    That's what 45 looks like, he looks fine.

  54. Teeno says – reply to this


    54

    why why why have tom and nicole 4gotton bout their other kids????????



  55. 55

    Suri is named "Hollywood's Top Tot?" By whom? And why? And what the fuck?????



  56. 56

    Okay, he's a douchebag - but he's got more money than 99% of the people who read this blog.



  57. 57

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  58. 58

    What a fug douche bag. Bleh!



  59. 59

    he looks like patrick swayze in the movie roadhouse, lol



  60. 60

    His two girls? Did he forget about Isabella? He's such a douche!@



  61. 61

    he seems to forget that he has an adopted daughter,

    WOW

    must really suck to be one of the lame cruise kids,

    -LJ