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Katie Price And Peter's Brown Willy

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Ah yes, Katie Price never fails to amaze us. She takes "class" to brand new levels - levels we can't even begin to fathom.

In a new interview she says, "When I go on holiday you’ll never see a bikini shot of me, because I sunbathe naked. I haven’t got any lines at all!"

Because that's just one step above those spaghetti strap thong tans on porn stars. Just one very little step.

And, apparently, hubby Peter romps in the sun in his birthday suit as well.

They're like a weird little sunkissed Adam and Eve.

As a result, Peter's "got a brown willy!" says Katie.


Know what else is cute? Skin cancer!

Katie goes on to say, "But when he [Peter] is around, my underwear doesn’t stay on very long!"

Oh yeah? Will the underwear come off as easily when Peter's dick is sporting some crusty malignant melanoma?

Mmm, zexy!

Gives new meaning to Brown Bunny!

[Image via WENN.]

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52 comments to “Katie Price And Peter's Brown Willy”

  1. 1

    It boggles my mind how anyone could be so incredibly trashy and not even realize it or care.

  2. 2

  3. 3

    ps. her outfit is cute!

  4. 4

    That is so gross

  5. 5

    I got a BIG BROWN WILLIE, wanta see it?

  6. 6

    fuck i hate them!!

  7. 7

    You're such a judgemental doucheclog… and you bitch about the Yes on 8 thing.

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  9. 9


    Thanks you fat fuck!!!

  10. 10

    Dont be silly Perez, not because they sunbathe in the nude it means they do not wear sunscreen! Are we sure Perez is the one writing these posts?! The posts seem more and more silly each day.

  11. Sweet says – reply to this


    Hahaha. Perez is so funny! lovehim!!

  12. 12

    katie would look so fabulous with spats!!!!!! www.possothespat.com

  13. 13

    It's not the sun that's making his weiner brown it's from when he fucked Mario up the pooper hole earlier that day.

  14. 14

    who are these people P????

    are they more Hills rejects???

  15. 15

    sooo trashy!!

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  17. 17

    I'd let the big titty whore rub sunscreen on my dong, keep ruubbin' bitch, don't stop!

  18. 18

    [Re: SweetPat – *RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. 19

    I think by willy she means ASSHOLE…nice and brown i am sure.

  20. 20


    Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

    If you give her
    sperm, she'll give you a baby.

    If you give her a house, she'll give you a
    home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

    If you give her a
    smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is
    given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.


  21. 21

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Letty where your haters?!?!?

  22. 22

    i am on vacation in 1/2 hour!!

  23. buck says – reply to this


    Perez has a brown willy right after he pulls it out of his boy toys butt.

  24. 24

    I've asked before and I will ask again, who are these people and why should anyone care about anything they do at all?

  25. 25


  26. 26

    Re: BBD says\" Who wants dark meat!\ – I so thought of that juicy big black dick when I read the headline.

  27. 27

    i think perez is jealous..

  28. 28

    this picture is great how she is checking herself out in the mirror!

  29. 29


    C'mon! that's demagogy!

    Bikinis and swimming suits doesn't save you from cancer. You could have all your body covered with clothes and still get cancer in your face, man.

    It's Sunblock, sunscreen, and those lotions and creams that help you avoid melanomas.

    Be fair and don't confuse people. It's not like when you mess with katherine Heighl or whatever she's called because she smokes. That gives you cancer, so it's OK (maybe) to get all preachy. Go to the beach in the nude doesn't give you cancer.


  30. 30

    She looks like a "Peter Eater!"

  31. 31

    LOL…VERY FUNNY SHIT…LOL…I haven't lol in a while at your postings…KUDOS

  32. KayJ says – reply to this


    she nasty twin!

  33. 33

    wow skankalicous. what a piece of trash.

  34. 34

    i STILL don't know WHO this bitch IS and i STILL scroll right past any posts of this bitch, wtf does anyone really care?

  35. 35

    What a slut

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  37. 37

    i love how she's so checking herself out hahaha

  38. 38

    "crusty malignant melanoma" err GROSS !!! I am gagging on my coffee here.

  39. 39

    I miss the days in which the "talent" was beholden to some entity, like a movie studio, which took the time to groom the "talent."

  40. JMCCC says – reply to this


    I think you can file this under too much information. That was something I never wanted to know..

  41. 41

    I just threw up in my mouth…

  42. 42

    someone explain to me who these things are? i get that they are WTWM but what do they do for a living? and perez…why do you care about this man's? dick?

  43. 43

    Perez Hates Me ^^

  44. 44

    Who are these people?!
    I don't think they're that important to be on Perez Hilton

  45. MP says – reply to this


    Ugh. Is nothing sacred anymore?

  46. 46

    Perez, you're such a queen of overreaction!!!
    There is absolutely nothing more disgusting to read about, than your nasty comments of somebody having skin or lung cancer within a month, because they've been smoking or sunbathing or whatever… that's harassment from your side! Sunbathing is the most natural thing in the world, nowadays it has become slightly risky, so people need to use sunscreen. And you need to stop judging everyone so heavily!

  47. 47

    fabulous outfit….
    Enjoy creating new styles and upload it to www.uploaded.tv

  48. 48

    Are you kidding me? So you are now chastising people for sunbathing? Just because they do it naked none the less? WHAT is wrong with you?! If this was your loverboy saying this… you'd totally be SWOONING! HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. ONAma says – reply to this


    1. i hate your slow ass website, but love content like THIS to help people friggin realize how totally uncool it is to be TANEREXIC. It's taaaacky and patheticly narcissistic and unhealthy. Anyone ever heard of SUN DAMAGE?? HUGE brown spots on your face, or premature aging anyone?? or try googling an image of the hole in the ozone layer and see if you want to lay around in the sun anymore.
    2. Your stupid log in page that we are directed to should have a friggin button that takes you to the page you want to leave a comment on. duh.

    3. I forgot b/c your f-ing pages load to slow. love you though!

  50. 50

    Re: Juicy84x – Kind of irrelevant to the post but YOUR DAMN RIGHT!

  51. 51

    awww i love them! stop talking shit about them! i love how open and honest they are about their life! you cant fake that funk! my boyfriends got a brown willy too but thats cause he's filipino! i love my milk chocolate!

  52. Johny says – reply to this


    biatch he gay too. come on sug, ill give you directions ;-P