Ah yes, Katie Price never fails to amaze us. She takes "class" to brand new levels - levels we can't even begin to fathom.
In a new interview she says, "When I go on holiday you’ll never see a bikini shot of me, because I sunbathe naked. I haven’t got any lines at all!"
Because that's just one step above those spaghetti strap thong tans on porn stars. Just one very little step.
And, apparently, hubby Peter romps in the sun in his birthday suit as well.
They're like a weird little sunkissed Adam and Eve.
As a result, Peter's "got a brown willy!" says Katie.
Know what else is cute? Skin cancer!
Katie goes on to say, "But when he [Peter] is around, my underwear doesn’t stay on very long!"
Oh yeah? Will the underwear come off as easily when Peter's dick is sporting some crusty malignant melanoma?
Gives new meaning to Brown Bunny!
[Image via WENN.]