LezLo Below Clearance - No One Wants BiHan Dolls!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Aside from not being in high demand for any good acting jobs, it looks like Lindsay Lohan isn't in high demand for anything these days.
The troubled BiHan has a Mattel doll made in her image.
Seriously.
Why the hell would any good parent want their child playing with a Lindsay Lohan doll?
We can't figure it out either!
But, luckily, many parents don't seem to want it for their kiddies. So, the doll has been marked down - by 80%!
The item description says:
My Scene Goes Hollywood: Lindsay Lohan, by Mattel
Was: $24.99
Sale Price: $4.99Lights…camera…fashion! The My Scene girls have hit the big time with their new movie, My Scene Goes Hollywood. Making a movie is exciting, but so is meeting their idol, teen queen Lindsay Lohan!
It's the night of the movie's premiere, so Lindsay and the My Scene girls are headed down the red carpet in trendy new outfits and stylish coats with faux-fur trim. Lindsay comes with lots of movie-themed accessories, including a director's chair and a second outfit. Lindsay measures 12" tall.
So it's only $4.99 for her doll, plus free shipping.
Looks like they want to get rid of them - quickly!
when were those in production???………..2001???
That is so awesome! Can't stand that washed up skank. I wouldn't put her doll near any children.
You're one to talk. Hot Topic dropped your clothes line like a Hot Potato when they realized nobody wanted that cheap crap. They tried marking that sh*t 1/2 off, which was still way overpriced, and still nobody wanted that trash. Look in the mirror and stop ragging on other people.
Lindsay Lohan herself isn't worth $4.99
That doll is better looking than the real girl.
Do you have a My Scene Girl doll too Perez?
wow, how sad. i just saw lindsay lohan on the parent trap a few days ago on disney. she use to be so cute, its so sad how she just threw everything away
ahaha sucks to be her!
quick everyone! better get in quick before they sell out!!!
haha
LMAO!!! She is a has-been thats so funny! she should sell herself and maybe she'll earn a dollar!
hey perez how about your FUCKING SHITTY fashion line at hot topic thats selling for even less than that!!!!
haha free shipping!
New Special offer,buy the doll for 4.99 and get blowed by lindsey herself. and its okay moms, she goes both ways so you're both covered. who says she cant get a job anymore?
All myscene dolls have been out of production for some time now
Lindsay's was probably some that were left over. My children loved the Myscene line and I did not mind buying them given that they were less whoreish looking than Bratz dolls.. Lindsay should have been a Bratz doll, it would have been more suiting.
ewwwww.. why is the doll so fat!!!!! Hurry!! give it some coke
Jessica Biel is gorgeous.
that doll does not even resemble lidsay, even when she was still a "teen queen".
when did this come out? like freaky friday.
the face looks really strange though.
hahaha….i want one!!!!
does she come with a little coke and a valium?
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WELL PARENTS THESE DAYS LET THEIR BRATS WATCH SLUTTY
MILEY CYRUS WHO GETS FELT UP BY HER FATHER ON PHOTO SHOOTS AND HAS SLEEPOVERS WITH HER 20 YR OLD BOYFRIEND!!!
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LG'S SURPRISED THE LEZLO DOLLS AREN'T SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES!!!
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yess i want one please
now, if it came with her rug-munching friend and a duffel bag of lesbian sex toys, i'd so buy it!!
Re: mamajud –
Seriously, My daughter received that doll for Xmas at least 3 years ago(more likely 4-5)
BAHAA wow Linsday ewww thats all i can say. Since shes dated that skank shes lost tons of respect.
i wouldn't want it even if THEY paid me! seriously.. or maybe i would accept the cash but i would throw it away or something
Where's the matching Samantha doll?
KB toys is going out of business!
Re: pastafarian – seriously???
Complete with strap-on,Valtrex and vomit bag.
Re: llamalouIis –
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JUST USE A PEEWEE DOLL AND BUTCH IT UP HONEY!
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PANTIES, extra!
I'll buy it if it comes with Fire crouch!
Lol…Awww, i want one!
I'll buy one if it isn't wearing panties.
the doll doesn't look like lohan, except for the fact that it looks like a 40 yr old woman
$4.99?
still overpriced.
Haha! If they included a small strap on attached to her that would fetch few extra dollars! With the strap on she can ride Barbie anytime!
Perez Hates Me ^^
I didn't even KNOW she had dolls… @_@
It lasted longer than your Hot Topic "line" I'm assuming? By the way, I appreciate you coming out with the Hot Topic shit because when you fell flat on your ass and fell on a giant sized buttplug EPIC FAIL, it made my week. I'm STILL laughing my ass off at the pictures of you in Hot Topic with no one in line after making diva demands. A cock gobbling turd burgler to the last.
LOOK FOR ALL UR HATERS.. LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE.. JUST SUPPORT HER WITH HER DOLL. SHE GET SOME ROYALITIES FROM THE SALE OF THE DOLLS. THANKS.. I BROUGHT 10 OF THEM. HELLO CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER..
That's still too much!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It would be great if when you squeezed it it shit and peed. But there should be a Samstick one too for company and good eatin.
where do they sell them? i think i want one 25 bucks is too expensive!
I'd buy it as a collectors item! I think it's kinda cute!
who the hell wants a cocaine doll??? what parent in their right mind would buy that,old or not….and that aint lindsey lohan anyway thats some other chick…probably her stand in LMAO!!!
She threw her career away. She got too full of herself and pulled a Rosanne Barr on the world. Once she screwed over the people around her that were really making her sucessful, her career did a nose dive. It's no surprise that mothers don't want their daughter playing with the nasty little doll. She stopped being America's sweetheart a long time ago.
Perez, one of the reasons that this doll is marked down so low is because it was released 4 or 5 years ago- my daughter received it as a Christmas present when she was 5 or so and she's 9 now…
shouldn't it come with REAL fur and a free line of coke?
This doll has been around for nearly 4 years now.
5 years too late
Just got myself one! I cant' wait till it arrives. How funny!!!!!
At that price it's worth it just for the clothes and accessories. The kids can always use them with Barbie!
im in for one… what a great joke xmas gift
Re: kaykay85 – OMG! That made me laugh . Its so true : )
I wouldn't pay a plug nickel for one.
I'm going to buy one! With a bag of flour, me and my PETA Barbie are going to have loads of fun!!!!!
not unless she comes with coke and straw, rainbow flag pin, and bottle of vodka.
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$4.99?
God, for that price the REAL lindsay will blow you twice and thank you afterwards.
That doll is much too expensive.
DOES IT COME WITH A LITTLE BAG OF FAKE COCAINE TOO?
Why am I NOT ashamed to admit that for $4.99, I just went and purchased one?
Pigez, I didn't know there were anymore left…..those dolls were produced over 5 years ago! IT is Christmas, everyone want s deal, especially this year. You are a dumbass…..
i used to want one back in the day it's from like 2004 when lindsay was cool
i remember this doll! i wanted it in 2004- When it came out!
Won't the lesbians buy them for their kids?
Lindsay can suck my nibbly nibs!
Wow, those have been out for a long time. id buy it for my kid, but only because she is 4 and has no idea who Lohan is. She would just see it as a red headed doll.
It has gone up in price, it is now $7.99. You must have helped sales Perez. Find some new people to pick on please. It is getting boring with you picking on the same 6-7 every single day.