R.I.P.
USA Today is cutting its reporting staff by 5%.
So long!

EXCLUSIVE! Joan Rivers At A Ranch!?! HIGHlarious!!


It's The 90s All Over Again! John Goodman To Co-Star In Roseanne's New NBC Pilot!


Macaulay Culkin Bails On DJ Gig And Holds Canned Food Drive After Alarming Photo


Kelly Rowland Wants To Judge U.S. X Factor!!


Watch Gloria Estefan's Hotel Nacional Official Music Video Here!


L-O-V-E GLEE! Listen To All The Song's From Next Week's Valentine's Day Episode Here!


Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!


Awkward! Chelsea Handler Has LeAnn Rimes On Her Show - Even Though She Used To Trash Her!


Katy Perry Announces First Single Off Of Teenage Dream Re-Release! Check Out Part Of Me HERE!


'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Escapes From Mental Hospital!


Madonna Might Stop Possible Israeli Attack On Iran...With Her Concert!


The Sitch Fires Back At Snooki And JWoww And Gay Rumors


Adam Levine Signs Matthew Morrison To Newly Launched 222 Record Label


Halle Berry Is Marrying Olivier So She Can Move To France?


WTF! 20-Year-Old Student Who Glitter Bombed Mitt Romney May Get Jail Time!


Okay, NOW Halle Berry Is Engaged To Olivier Martinez


Alarmingly Gaunt Macaulay Culkin... What's Going On??


Suge Knight Arrested In Sin City After Cops Find Weed


Dexter Michael C. Hall And Ex-Wife Jennifer Carpenter Share The Sweetest Day!






Aww... Taylor Swift Dumped Again!?!


Check Out Jay-Z And Kanye West's N****s In Paris Music Video HERE!!!!




This Is Why Howard Stern Is King: Defends Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell & Gay Rights


Russell And Katy's Divorce Is Officially Settled!


Movies Featuring Full Male Frontal Nudity!


Washington State House APPROVES Bill To Legalize Same-Sex Marriage!!!!!!




Madonna Invasion!!! iTunes Can Barely Handle Her!!


Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks On The Verge Of Starring In Mary Poppins Flick!


Jennifer Hudson Wanted By Alleged Family Killer's Lawyers!!


You Want More Ricky Martin on GLEE? Done!


Another Madonna Tribute Episode On GLEE? Only If The Queen Makes A Cameo!


The Bourne Legacy Trailer Is HERE!!


Listen To This: Turn It Up! This Is Our Jam!


Kim K Wants Her Divorce Handled In Private Mediation


Shocker! Snooki Considers Herself Bisexual!


Watch Every Performance From Last Night's Glee HERE!


Sign Perez Hilton's "Get The Muppets On The Oscars" Petition!!!

Ouch!
I don't read the McPaper.
that generic rag?
This world is going down to the pits of HELL. Stop having babies, you freak..they are just going to suffer from your ignorance.
what is happening? the world is ending! AACCKKK!!
SOMEONE IS HACKING MARIO'S SITE!!!!!!
ONLY 5%???
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It should be alot more….
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But no worries….boooooooobama will save them…
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He's gonna EXTEND their benefits
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give them GALLONS of milk (ignore the liters of pepsi & the escalade)
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buy them SNACKS (ignore the fake NAILS)
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buy them GAS
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and pay their MORTGAGES
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part the SEAS
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take from YOU and GIVE to them
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leave the GRANDCHILD in zillions and zillions of TAX DEBT
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Why….bc he CAN and he WILL ,
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CHANGE and HOPE…..what a deal!!!!!!
Who knew that USA Today actually had reporters. I thought it was geared primary toward people who can't read. See Truth According to T o m
Its not just USA Today - the parent company is laying off 10% of the publishing sector. This is also the third round of lay-offs for the company in the past six months.