R.I.P.
USA Today is cutting its reporting staff by 5%.
So long!

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Getting Back Together!?!


Britney Spears Walks Off X Factor Set Again??


Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Passionately Reunite After Weeks Apart!!


Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson: Cannes PDA Royalty!!


Best Dressed Celebs Of The Week!


Listen To This: Light It Up, Like The 4th Of July!


M.I.A. To Take Flight With Jay-Z's Roc Nation!




John Travolta Breaks Away To The Bahamas To Hide Out!


Conan O'Brien Gets The Royal Treatment From Madonna!




Madonna Is Ready To Take Us There With MDNA Tour!


Perez Hilton: All Access With Lady Gaga SLAYS In The Ratings!


Beyonce Reveals Everything Behind-The-Scenes For First Big Concert Since Giving Birth!


Justin Bieber Drops Boyfriend Remix...And Announces Next Single!


Britney Spears' X Factor Stint Will Be Short-Lived?


Keira Knightley To Tie The Knot!


Duets: Robin Thicke STUNS With Lost Without You & Magic!


Britney And Demi Take To The X Factor Stage! Watch HERE!


Duets: Kelly Clarkson SLAYS Stronger & Breaking Your Own Heart!


Jenna Jameson Arrested For Boozy Driving?!


Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!


Britney Spears Shows Up And Walks Out Of X Factor Auds?


Kim Kardashian Assembles Avengers Lawyers !


Lindsay Lohan Has Found Her Dick!!


YES! Watch Darren Criss Rejoin Team StarKid At The El Lay House Of Blues HERE!


Kelly Clarkson Goes Deep Into Her Dark Side!


One Direction Show Off Their Guns At Premiere!


Jessica Sanchez STUNS At Idol Finale!


Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Are Engaged??


Pauly D Loves Those Flashing Lights! Check Out A Pauly D Project Sneak Peek Right HERE!!


EXCLUSIVE! Fifty Shades of Grey - Read By 3 Golden Sisters!


Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Make Out At Cannes!


Listen To This: Groupie Lovin!


Jennifer Lopez Is A White Hot Dance Machine On American Idol Finale!


Sexiest Celebrity Twitpics Of All Time!


Hunger Games DVD Brimming With BTS Treats!


Prince Charles Spins You Right Round, Baby, Right Round


Kristin Davis Gets More Than Social With Aaron Sorkin!


Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons Officially Comes Out: I'm Gay!!

Ouch!
I don't read the McPaper.
that generic rag?
This world is going down to the pits of HELL. Stop having babies, you freak..they are just going to suffer from your ignorance.
what is happening? the world is ending! AACCKKK!!
SOMEONE IS HACKING MARIO'S SITE!!!!!!
ONLY 5%???
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It should be alot more….
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But no worries….boooooooobama will save them…
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He's gonna EXTEND their benefits
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give them GALLONS of milk (ignore the liters of pepsi & the escalade)
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buy them SNACKS (ignore the fake NAILS)
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buy them GAS
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and pay their MORTGAGES
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part the SEAS
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take from YOU and GIVE to them
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leave the GRANDCHILD in zillions and zillions of TAX DEBT
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Why….bc he CAN and he WILL ,
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CHANGE and HOPE…..what a deal!!!!!!
Who knew that USA Today actually had reporters. I thought it was geared primary toward people who can't read. See Truth According to T o m
Its not just USA Today - the parent company is laying off 10% of the publishing sector. This is also the third round of lay-offs for the company in the past six months.