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They've Got Britney Under Lock And Key

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It seems like Britney Spears is getting her life back together.

But only because Jamie Spears is finally acting like a father!

Which means that BritBrit is still acting like a kid.

According to Rolling Stone, interviews are a "micromanaged process" and Britney is "never left alone."

Britters told the mag that she feels like "an old person" because she has a 9:30pm bedtime and doesn't get to "go out or anything!"

And when she does go out, it's a chaperoned affair, with an assistant and her manager's colleague.

Imagine that at 27 with 2 kids!

But we bet she wishes someone would chaperon FedEx, especially when he's around the kids. Britney says her kids "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."

Imagining "Fuck" out of Preston's chubby face is sort of hilarious!

Check out the rest of the article in the new Rolling Stone out this Friday.

121 comments to “They've Got Britney Under Lock And Key”

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  1. 1

    are you kidding me? that's an actual cover picture?????????
    WHAT THE FUCK?
    PUT YOUR DAMN SHIRT DOWN!!!!



  2. 2

    FREE BRITNEY NOW!



  3. 3

    photoshop does a body good.



  4. 4

    PUT YER SHIRT DOWN HONEY!!!



  5. 5

    maybe if she would have acted like an adult with 2 kids, she woulsn't have to be under lock and key like this. She brought it on herself. She is not far enough away from this behavior yet to be trusted with total control.



  6. 6

    i once saw her holding her son when he was a baby, then someone came to the door and she put out a cigarette in the small of his head then dropped him.
    how can anyone like her after that??!! such a bad mother!!!!!



  7. 7

    Once a whore always a whore…

    the only way they could sell the mag with her on it is if she showed some skin…but i digress…
    Re: Milky is the ultimate troll
    word!



  8. 8

    Imagining "Fuck" out of Preston's chubby face is sort of hilarious!

    As in " FUCK, get me outta here!"



  9. 9

    however, i am interested in the green sex toy article.



  10. 10

    It's Britney, bitches. She's back and ready to kick some ass with her new album. I *love* the way she looks on the cover. Yeah, baby!



  11. 11

    She looks damn fine on that cover!



  12. 12

    you better praise jesus every night for your daddy, missy. if being 'micromanaged' and chaperoned by your pops to walk the straight and narrow gets you lookin' smokin' hot & 18 again, then shit, SIGN ME UP!



  13. 13

    not feeling the frizzy hair action or not so inconspicuous double chin hiding attempt. she was robbed of a decent pix.



  14. 14

    Britney looks amazing! I've always been pulling for her. I feel bad for those kids though.



  15. 15

    She sucks.



  16. 16

    Go Britney! Cant wait for her new album!



  17. 17

    Green sex toys? Carrots, cucumbers and watermelons?



  18. 18

    She's lucky her dad stepped in when he did



  19. 19

    Re: MLC2985 – I was pullin' for her a few days ago if you know what I mean!



  20. 20

    Re: Milky is the ultimate troll

    it's me furby fucker aka honky donky



  21. 21

    Beautiful !



  22. 22

    Looking FINE……Go simple or go home….



  23. 23

    It's great she's back but if you are 27 and need a chaperone thats like jail.I am a huge Brit fan but her arm looks weird like it's all twisted up



  24. 24

    Interesting how her camp always tries to take a pot shot at kfed. You married him and had his babies. Grow up and accept the fact that he's your babies daddy. He's been more a parent to those kids then she has been. Sorry, just tired of her petty finger pointing. He's not the one who tried to hold those kids hostage with cops on the scene.



  25. 25

    Re: _Alice_ – I hope so…



  26. 26

    TO ALL YOU FATASSSESSS SITTING AT HOMEEEE….BRITNEY HAS GOTTEN HER BODY BACK NATURAlly AND HAS MATURED ALOT WITHIN THE PAST YEAR….SO SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP



  27. 27

    Re: Major Dude – I'm sure that's one thing she's good at.



  28. 28

    Re: rhoniluv – Now that I agree with! Sign me the fuck up as well.



  29. 29

    BITCH, DON'T EVEN TRY IT.

    THOSE BOYS LEARNED HOW TO CURSE FROM YOU.

    DON'T TRY TO BLAME YOUR BAD PARENTING ON K-FED.

    AND BOY, SHE'S AGED. SHE LOOKS 40 IN THIS PIC, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN 30 YET.

    DAMN SHAME.



  30. 30

    Too bad the mother raised her, it sounds like if she had grown up in the house with her dad she wouldn't have turned into such a waste.



  31. 31

    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    she looks amazing…..!!!!

    cant wait for the cd to drop and the special on TV…..

    GO BRITNEY GO!!!!



  32. 32

    Re: novanta – i 2nd that!!!

    bitches



  33. 33

    Re: dustbunny

    EXACTLY.

    SHE KNEW K-FED WAS FLAKY WHEN SHE STOLE HIM FROM HIS FIRST BABY MOMMA.

    NOW SHE WANTS TO BLAME HIM BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP AS A MOTHER?

    YOU MAKE YOUR BED, YOU LAY IN IT. PERIOD.



  34. 34

    WOW THEY AIRBRUSHED HER ASS good job!



  35. 35

    Way to go, Brit! I'm soooo happy for that girl. It's a big deal to not only admit there's a problem, but be ok with having someone watch over you.



  36. 36

    she actually looks good here but she's still a twat!!!!



  37. 37

    OMG sooo Beautiful



  38. 38

    well in her bad times she has had fun I guess like.. for the next 1000 years?



  39. 39

    WTF? HOW PATHETIC!



  40. 40

    She's looking good!

  41. tasha says – reply to this


    41

    Someone needs to tell britney showing the stomach is passe. There was plenty of paparazzi footage of her with the kids saying the work FUCK in front of them so she's responsible too. She was obviously too out of it to even remember. She cursed in front of them all the time. If she's left to her own devices again she'll stop her meds and go nuts again. It'll happen sometime though.



  42. 42

    THE F-WORD…I BET HE CALLES HER A DUMB FUCK!



  43. 43

    Who's body is that, cause it sure ain't Britney's?!? If it is, they photoshopped the shit out of it. Where's her c-section scar?



  44. 44

    Oh well, if she wasnt such a fuck up before they wouldnt micromanage everything she does. Do better!

  45. AalaA says – reply to this


    45

    Are you kidding me ???? I fucking fell in love with her the min I saw the picture… she's back … I totally hate her, but she's back back back !!!
    I always say that phenomenon never die … and Britney Spears is a phenomenaon.



  46. 46

    They photoshopped Britney's head on her body from 8 years ago and you mean to tell me that "father of the year" is teaching Sean Preston to cuss. What a surprise, NOT



  47. 47

    SHE IS SO UGLY LIVE.SHE IS A SICK WOMAN.SHE WILL MESS UP ALL AGAIN SOON.NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER.SHE IS DISGUSTING LIVE.SHE IS A SICK SICK TREAT URSELF DEAR



  48. 48

    She looks DRUGGED! I HATE that fake TWEAKER smile she uses when she's really unhappy and made to smile at people…..you know what I'm sayin!



  49. 49

    Shes got some nerve questioning K-Fed's parenting skills, after everything she put those kids through. He never missed a court date, never paraded them around in front of the press. From where i'm sitting hes the only decent parent those kids will ever have!



  50. 50

    SHE HAS SOME HUGE HEAD AND HER FACE IS UGLY.A LOT OF PHOTOSHOP.HATE HER.SHE WILL MESS SOON



  51. 51

    She looks fucking amazing!!!!!!

    It is NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. Take a look at her recent pictures, she has gotten skinny & beautiful again!

    This made my day, thanks:)



  52. 52

    GREAT cover …who shot that ?



  53. 53

    I liked crazy Britney better she was alot more interesting.



  54. 54

    Re: Ellie Mae Clampett – No one can see my c-section scar…is that trying to prove your "different body" theory?



  55. 55

    Whoever is responsible for airbrushing this photo is to be commended. And, Britney ought to keep in mind "those that in live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones". When she had unsupervised, 50/50 joint custody of the children, her behavior was hideous; otherwise, she'd have never lost her visitation rights. She's got her "cojones" blaming bad language on "their Daddy". Last year before Jamie stepped in, her foul mouth and disgusting demeanor was far from exemplary and she ought to SHUT UP. Instead of bashing her Father for being too controlling, she should be thanking him for saving her life and whatever semblance of a career she has left. But being the egocentric, smug, self-satisfied, spoiled brat that she is, that will never happen. Britney is a mental midget who has wasted her life and continues to besmirch all that she comes into contact with. Skanky attention ho…



  56. 56

    I so love her picture here. She looks natural and not overdone. She looks herself and I love her Fawcett hairdo. She should do it more like this often. She's more beautiful when she's not overdone up with makeup. Sometime natural is the best way to go!



  57. 57

    this was the best cover they could come up with?
    fake laugh - fake hair - fake white teeth - and a blubbered out belly button.
    Put your shirt down you cow!
    and don't start dissing kfed….everybody says fuck, not everybody is a crazy lady…



  58. 58

    Pretty bad!
    They trimmed her so unnaturally!
    Rolling Stone sucks!

  59. coco says – reply to this


    59

    Ugh someone is still delusional. Sounds like a spoiled brat. She needs to stop pointing the finger at everyone else. I'm not sure blasting your ex husband in an interview is good for her. I'm pretty sure both kids learned the word FUCK from both of them. How many times was she video taped with her kids in the backseat during her meltdown screaming FUCK at the paps last year

  60. coco says – reply to this


    60

    Re: novanta

    Naturally are you kidding me. Adevan makes you thinner.



  61. 61

    SHE'S A FUCKUP, BUT IT BEATS LOOKING LIKE THAT 1,000 YEAR OLD PLASTIC CRYPT KEEPER WHOREDONNA ANY DAY.

  62. lje says – reply to this


    62

    I wonder how necessary it is to show off your entire abdomen. I thought that died out a few years ago…



  63. 63

    Re: madgerulla

    BRITNEY ISN'T HALF AS UGLY AS THAT BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY NIGHTMARE NAMED MADONNA.

  64. ME says – reply to this


    64

    OH PLEASE! Kids pick words up everywhere. I love Britt but how could you put that on K-SPED???



  65. 65

    go brit!



  66. 66

    Here she goes with the smear campaign against K-Fed. Kevin has never sold her out since he got custody and he had so many chances!! How does she know he is teachng the kids the f-bomb, children hear that word all time in daycare and even in school. This bitch is trying to throw everyone under the bus in order to get her way!! First it is her father now it's K-Fed. WOW!!!



  67. 67

    LOL @ all of the negativity in this post.
    Clever of Perez only to include things that would spark up this sort of talk. First of all, talks of "Photoshopping" it are absurd — every cover photo for every magazine is photoshopped/airbrushed a little. There's nothing unnatural looking about this photo. People are flipping out thinking her stomach isn't flat again — have you NOT seen other pictures of her lately? I guess just wait until she performs again and you'll realize that she's lost the 2007 Gimme More flab. Also, you can blame the photographer/Rolling Stone/set director for a poor photo (although I like it), not Britney. Rolling Stone directs everything to how they want it.



  68. 68

    Re: WakeUpPeople
    She makes one quote (one with omitted portions at that) and suddenly she's throwing him under a bus? Get a clue, people. She feels just as responsible for her behavior as anyone else. She's stated this in her upcoming documentary among other interviews. You people are never satisfied.



  69. 69

    Re: NubianPrincess
    Hm, I don't see an ass in this photo. Did you catch a glimpse of your reflection in the computer screen or something?



  70. 70

    Re: SWEETPIECE IS.
    ROFL. Yeah, she looks SO unnatural. You people are acting like she has a full six pack showing or something. Her abs there look about as good as they have in any other non-cover photo recently. Go look around.

  71. DaLa says – reply to this


    71

    Given that her actual childhood was stolen from her by a famewhore mother it's not surprising that she still acts like a 10 year-old. Daddy will probably have to stay on the case for another decade before Brit develops the maturity to act like an adult.



  72. 72

    Farrah called, she wants her hair back bitch!



  73. 73

    Damn. Rock the 1979 hairdo.



  74. 74

    Look, I am glad she is better… whatever the reason, but she doesn.t have a leg to stand on when it comes to pointing the finger at her ex… I mean at least he stepped up to the plate. She needs to remain quiet… do her thing, and just get herself together. If that is even possible.



  75. 75

    LOVE the Farah hair.



  76. 76

    why is her shirt pulled up while she's tugging her pants down? she looks like she's got a screw loose in this picture.



  77. 77

    she looks so good! :) im so happy for her



  78. 78

    still dressing like white trailer trash



  79. 79

    Under the circumstances I can understand why her father may enforce some restrictions on her….true she is 27 years old with two children but just look at how the past few years turned out for her, and that was without the guidance and care of anyone. In all honesty, I think that she should retire from the music industry for awhile and dedicate her time to getting better and taking care of her children.



  80. 80

    All the PHOTOSHOPPING in the world could NOT make this 45-YR-OLD looking, vagina-showing, mentally ill HAG attractive. Ha! Do these media folks who TIRELESSLY promote and push this HAG thinks people are stupid enough to buy it?
    Then again, she still has fans and the number of people with terrible taste are many.



  81. 81

    i will always love her



  82. 82

    this is one of her most natural covers ever put out. espicially by a highly known magazine. she looks natural. natural looks damn sexy;]



  83. 83

    i saw somebody say "fake body and fake white teeth"
    lmao.
    people PLEASE get your facts straight before posting something incredably judging and dumb.
    shes always been known for her amazing white and perfect teeth. check out every interview or even live interview. cant edit that shit babe.
    shes worked hard on getting her body back to that shape. she looks beautiful and natural. which i find really sexy.

  84. RDRH says – reply to this


    84

    Bad hair. Looks like a young Meg Ryan. Still needs a nose job. Once a train wreck always a train wreck. I've lost any respect I've ever had for this untalented bitch. People have choices in life. She has children and made some fucked up choices. She should be ashamed of herself and anyone who promotes this little girl should be ashamed. There are millions of gorgeous and talented people chomping at the bit trying to make it in the business and here we have a burnt pop tart whose time was up years ago. I still hope she dies, or at the very least, goes away from the public eye. She needs to stop belly dancing for money and start raising her spawn.

  85. RDRH says – reply to this


    85

    Re: lasttimeitopped

    Okay, so apparently you have bad taste. You do realize Britney has zero vocal ability, correct? You do realize that every single piece of "music" she's ever made is synthetic, correct? You do realize that the only reason she is famous is because the powers that be saw a young tramp who would earn them a buck, as sex does indeed sell, correct? Another case of an American singer who actually can't sing. For shame.



  86. 86

    Re: Milky is the ultimate troll

    Seriously! WTF is the POINT of that. She's a fucking Mom, for one. Two, there's no way that isn't photoshopped. What exactly is she selling?!



  87. 87

    Honestly what do you expect, Perez? She's been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. You don't just miraculously get better from that in a few short months. People with bipolar can't just "get their life together" so easily, they often need some help along the way. Which is why I think it's good that her father is finally taking some responsibility and taking control. She needs some structure in her life and whether she likes it or not, it seems to be helping.



  88. 88

    You look gorgeous Britney!



  89. 89

    I LOVE YOU BRITNEY. I wish everyone would stop hating on her! I wish her family would stop punishing her and i cant wait for her to get her kids back from that disgusting loser!



  90. 90

    she looks like shit on the cover! i can't believe they used that pic… ewww… her make-up is gross, her jeans look left over from the 80s, and she's only showing her belly bc she has to. so fucking LAME. i'm over it



  91. 91

    Re: soshesays – what is she selling? lol try her new album, her "music," her image…. herself!



  92. 92

    Re: madgerulla – That made no sense and you annoy me.



  93. 93

    Britney is so beautiful!!!!!



  94. 94

    photoshop forgot to fix her fat left arm

  95. gummy says – reply to this


    95

    M-tard, try fact checking. The boy's name is Sean not Preston.

  96. gummy says – reply to this


    96

    M-tard, try fact checking. The boy's name is Sean not Preston



  97. 97

    Wow I would hate to have someone around me at all times, but thats what u get when you fuck up in the public eye. Also I hate K-Fed he is such an ugly loser, what did she see in his sorry ass again??



  98. 98

    I remember seeing video of Britney swearing in front of the boys many times…Its hard to lie Britney when your life was on the news daily for 3 years.



  99. 99

    She's back on top…I can't wait for the magazine, for the documentary, for everything… :)



  100. 100

    You're lucky your Dad cared enough to take care of your bipolar ass otherwise you'd be dead. Now get to bed by 9:30pm like a good girl and shut the hell up. ALL kids swear, in your case it's probably because their Daddy says, "Fuck - you boys have to go to Mommy's house again, sorry boys."

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