Can't She Learn Some New Choreography???

Filed under: Beyonce

Beyonce performed Single Ladies on the Today show this morning.

Did the SAME tired routine we've already seen her do everywhere else.

Time to do something new, Beyowulf!

    Posted: Nov 26, 2008 at 9:42 am / Email this  »

    238 comments to “Can't She Learn Some New Choreography???”

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    1. 201

      That's really sad that she is so over exposed that her new shit is already played out. Beyince is so 8 years ago anyway. Does anybody really listen anymore I thought that performance sounded as boring and bad as it looked. Who wears that with daytime make up anyway? She's like school on sunday….
      No class….



    2. 202

      Re: J-LoveRe: J-Love
      Yeah Fosse is amazing NOT BEYONCE



    3. 203

      Re: J-Love – That's right!



    4. 204

      Re: PotatoHead – Right on!



    5. 205

      Um hello! This dance routine matches perfectly with the song! Can you picture her doing something else to this song? NO it wouldn't fit! It's like Madonna doing the Charleston to like a virgin. The dance is tight anyways stop being jealous! You are just mad cause you would look like a rolled up turd in that outfit!



    6. 206

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh snap it's beyawnce!



    7. 207

      Question!!
      Why doesn't she just relax and sing the whole song instead of singing along with a tape???



    8. 208

      I really try to like you but whenever you make fun of Beyonce It makes me dislike you. She's hot the choreography is hot I would love to see your ass try to dance like that (haha mental picture is hilarious). I think you're just jealous because she is the baddest bitch around and you obviously are not. Happy Thanksgiving!



    9. 209

      I'm commenting again because I hope your fat ass is sitting in your closet on your pathetic laptop reading this. You kiss Madonnas ass Katy Perry's ass Angelina Jolies ass. You act like a little bitch, like a girl. It's really getting to me you making fun of Beyonce. Obviously your opinion doesn't matter much because she is FAMOUS and RICH. More than you'll ever be and I really hope this website goes to shit because it makes me sick that you are making money off of talking shit about other people. You are on pathetic MTV reality shows for like 2 minutes and then you think you are the shit. What a loser. I'm not even signing on this site anymore, that's how ridiculous I think you are. You're making money off of being a professional hater. You should be proud of that, really. I hope Jay-Z hunts your ass down and makes u cry like the lil whiny bitch that you are. Stop talking shit about Beyonce and then I will like you again.



    10. 210

      At least she wasn't lipsyching as terribly as she did on ellen



    11. 211

      PEREZ, LA MACARENA NEVER CHANGED…!!!
      *
      THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF A DANCE… NEVER TO CHANGE, how could we keep up with it??
      It doesn't matter how annoying they become with time… although this is a hard song to learn, I don't think everybody is going to accomplish Single Ladies…

    12. ass says – reply to this


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      Are you really that much of a fucking idiot Perez? That's like saying when an artist goes on tour they should have different choreography at every concert stop. Seriously, think about it you moron. Fuck.



    13. 213

      Is it just me or has that white girl been outshining B in her last coupla of performances?? Not hatin' on B, but that girl can move!

    14. hhh says – reply to this


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      lazy maybe? hah
      she barely has to REALLY SING when she does that song if she does that whole dance maybe thats why?

      or maybe because shes trying to prove to us she can "sing" and dance at the same time just like in the vid?
      she has gotten so much prettier as she gets older tho and
      I must say Sasha Fierce has a pretty sophisticated style



    15. 215

      i usually agree with you perez, hunny, but i must say, i love that dance and i think that she should continue to do it. first off, its in the video, and second, its AMAZING! (I am planning on doing it for my schools talent show)

    16. Rojo says – reply to this


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      YOU WOULD KILL TO DANCE LIKE HER PEREZ! I LOVE HER PERFORMANCE!



    17. 217

      if she changed you'd complain. why would she change it anyway! thatd be stoopid



    18. 218

      how bout you teach her the new coreography mr.hilton.oh right you do nun but dye your hairdiffrent color every day and rip people off thier name.so until i see you makin multi-billions off dollars, and putting on a show for your fans(of which you have nun)then to me you are a jealous, jackin off HATER! I REAPEAT HATER!



    19. 219

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    20. 220

      that's the dance that goes with that song - what a GREAT live performance…



    21. 221

      I'm sure that it's the song's signature dance.



    22. 222

      She is HOTTTTT!!! Beyonce is awesome!! True star not like other wannabees. Perez not everyone has seen this before, I only seen her at the AMA's I work so I dont get to see much TV.



    23. 223

      i'm just waiting for her to fall like whitney, she suuuuuuuuucks



    24. 224

      her dance rutine is flawless! she down to earth with her fans, i think she don't need to learn new choreography.



    25. 225

      you a jealous hater! once people choreograph a dance for a song they always do that same dance in performance.

      your wretched trainwreck britney does the same dance to oops, nsync always did the same dance to their songs, janet does the same dance for IF.

      iT'S KINDA SAD AND PATHETIC WHEN YOU TRY TO HATE ON PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE HOT WOMEN AND YOU CAN NEVER BE A HOT WOMAN. GET A LIFE.



    26. 226

      Re: Biggest Fan – I know more power to beyonce and all her haters.They dont realize that the only problem with them sating crap about her is that she dont them and never will care cause shes happy and so are her fans.



    27. 227

      speaking of boring…. when are you changing your webpage?



    28. 228

      I usually ignore your snide ass remarks, however I have to defend Beyonce/Sasha. This routine is off the chain. Check out YouTube to see how many people are doing this routine. Don't hate because you have no natural rithym or talent other than dissing the talented.



    29. 229

      Why would she do a new routine if she's singing the same song? Every artist does that. Stop hating on Beyonce, she's fierce.



    30. 230

      Sorry Guys, that one is a f…shit!!!
      This woman became more and more weird!!!!
      The hairstlye is awful and this choreo,is just the worst I've every seen in my entirely life!!!

      Perez, U get it:-))

    31. Johny says – reply to this


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      sorry to say this home skillets, but she sounded like shiznipple. maybe brit could pop her a few suggestiones bout the lip syncing process. and isnt that what all of beyonces hit singles do? play over and over and over again and appear in every tiny crack in the planet until her music impregnates all the worlds drag queens through the ear drums.



    32. 232

      Are u kinding me!? Jonte just taught us the routine last week and that shit is harder than u think! Not to mention the whole song is choreographed. I guess u perfer Lady GiGimick or Shitney Spears.



    33. 233

      Fuck Beyonce!



    34. 234

      whatever Perez, you're such a bitch. Beyonce has alot more talent than Rihanna, voice-wise.. plus she always dances when she performs…unlike Rihanna! You're just a hater because probably at one point Beyonce chose to ignore your fat ass…
      She has class and always puts on a good show and ALWAYS does 110%….



    35. 235

      trannymess.



    36. 236

      Perez your a hater——boo hoo don't be jealous



    37. 237

      that's the dance that qoes w. the sonq. stupid.



    38. 238

      Re: RigoStarr – "I guess u perfer Lady GiGimick or Shitney Spears." lmfao.that wasz funny.

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