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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Neil Patrick Harris

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Neil Patrick Harris gave a very 'revealing' performance on this week's episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Yum! Yum! Yum!

87 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”



  1. 1

    HAHAHAHAHA!



  2. 2

    HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING FIRST AGAIN! OH HAPPY DAY MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME LOVIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!



  3. 3

    NOW I AM SECOND TOO CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER!!!!



  4. 4

    WTF!



  5. 5

    too bad he's fucking gay!!



  6. 6

    Doogie's Ding Dong, no thanks.



  7. 7

    hey 1-4, wanna make out?
    love,
    #5 and maybe 6



  8. 8

    CUTE!

    i love that show….and he cracks me up on it……

    Nice body NPH…..too bad you have a bf….or else we could sooooo be together….lol…..

    see you at disney for the xmas celebration….



  9. 9

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – Where do you want IT?



  10. 10

    Re: Milky says save a Turkey! EAT ME!!! – too bad for you….for me…..YAY!

    but he has been dating the same dude for years….so im dreaming



  11. 11

    I love NPC as Barney :-) he's legend….. wait for it…… dary!



  12. 12

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans!
    Do you have any idea what that means? BBD gets to pimp you out now!!



  13. 13

    His stomach is in good shape but his tits are too far apart.haha



  14. 14

    at least perez is posting pics of men that are actually old enough to drink….

    another reason why i think he has fallen ill as of late…



  15. 15

    Him and Saget need their own show, The Neil & Bob show!



  16. 16

    he is soooooooo fucking hot :)
    :)
    :)
    :)



  17. 17

    Re: JokerBaby – But you still my Bestest Ho.

  18. Kenz says – reply to this


    18

    NAKED MAN! This episode was soooo hilarious. NPH is awesome!!!!



  19. 19

    Re: LettyB Thanks All Her Fans! – 4 in a row - we are not worthy!



  20. 20

    what the fuck?



  21. 21

    Normally not a look I like, but since he's gay I would be happy to watch him shove his cock in a guy as long as he was facing the other way so I didn't have to see his face.



  22. 22

    Re: JokerBaby – hahaha….watch out….his pimp hand is waaaaay strong…..



  23. 23

    Re: JokerBaby – HAHAHA! that last pix his nips are almost under his armpits!!
    he's still yummy though



  24. 24

    Re: JokerBaby – no kidding….his nips are practically in his armpits



  25. 25

    Re: ShakeYourkitty – agreed. i can take this stuff, gay or not, as long as they are of legal drinking age. that teeny bopper shit gotta quit.



  26. 26

    Well he has a nice body, but 5 pics? Really necessary? NEXT!



  27. 27

    You faaaaaaaaaaaag Mario.



  28. 28

    i like how he still has a little bit of love handles left…..

    tho i must wonder……

    top or bttm????

    or vers?…..(which is just code for huge bttm)



  29. 29

    Re: harrybalsac gives U the bird! – Sports fans, I want you to know I just went to Harry's website "balsacinyourface.com" and ordered a half gallon of "balsac ball gravy" NOTHING says love on your Thanksgiving table like Balsac ball gravy.

    since 1969 - more ball gravy than you can swallow!



  30. 30

    Re: Lopez Hyatt – i bet you were the brightest in your class….



  31. 31

    I heart NPH!



  32. 32

    Ewwww yuck. Disgusting. That is not cute or sexy!!

  33. Jason says – reply to this


    33

    He is so hot, I'd love to see the whole thing. YUM is right!



  34. 34

    Please P, I'm eating my wheaties……..barf



  35. 35


  36. 36

    He is so fucking hot. Never used to think that. But watching interviews with him, you realise he's a cool guy and he's got a hard body so that's cool !



  37. 37

    Re: Major Dude – Thanks for gettin' the word out and don't forget "Best of balsac" drops 11-31-08!



  38. 38

    The Naked Man!!!!!!!!! the "Burt Reynolds" is awesome…



  39. 39

    THE "NAKED MAN" WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  40. 40

    Re: ShakeYourkitty – heehee……you sound like a tenured professor of all things ass-sex



  41. 41

    Such a shame the Doogster has to be gay. Why are all the hot ones gay? Women are left with fucktards like Brad Pitt. At least I still have Keiffer.



  42. 42

    Looks like he has been working out…



  43. 43

    the naked man! it happened two days ago, perez! you're off and you need to start watching the show. it's great.



  44. 44

    I'd do him!



  45. 45

    Wow they want them ratings huh. I didnt know they could do that on cbs!



  46. 46

    SHAME HE WOULD DATE PEREZ BEFORE US LADIES.. NICE
    www.prettysowhat.blogspot.com



  47. 47

    We were crying from laughing so hard during this part. Had to explain to my husband what the "Burt Reynolds" was.

    Between this show and The Big Bang Theory….Monday is our favorite TV night



  48. 48

    THE NAKED MAN. . . effective 2 out of 3 times.



  49. 49

    It was one of the BEST episodes ever.



  50. 50

    slaaackkkkkkkkerrrrrrrrr. this was days ago



  51. 51

    Dr. Horrible.



  52. 52

    Thank you, Perez. Thankyouthankyouthankyou.



  53. 53

    Perez, I bet you are salivating right now….Are you jealous? It'll take years for you to look so good. sorry.



  54. 54

    Keep it to yourself. He's a classy guy who would have NOTHING to do with you!



  55. 55

    Too bad a female couldn't do this without getting trashed.



  56. 56

    i thought the same thing when i was watching, haha. too bad he's gay.



  57. 57

    NPH Forever!!!



  58. 58

    oooh the naked man….



  59. 59

    he looks great



  60. 60

    He is looking good these days !



  61. 61

    Woooooooooow, he actually looks pretty dang hot!



  62. 62

    I LOVE HIM! FYI: He was the Shoe Fairy on Sesame Street and was so freaking funny for kids AND adults my heart melted.



  63. 63

    I heart How I met your mother, i especially liked the Burt reynolds pose… NPH is the man..



  64. 64

    He's hot! Why does he have to be gay? Sad story.



  65. 65

    Re: Milky says save a Turkey! EAT ME!!! – Too bad for YOU, asswipe. I'm gay and I'm loving it!



  66. 66

    i don't find him attractive at all. just cuz his white and skinny doesn't mean he's hot!!!!!!!!



  67. 67

    I LOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS…



  68. 68

    Sexy. I'd give him a go



  69. 69

    yummy, yummy!



  70. 70

    This was an awesome episode! Loves it!



  71. 71

    OMG i watched that episode….HOT!!! i would give my left nut for a shot with nph….he is sex on a stick….YUM!



  72. 72

    Dayum he looked so hot in that eppy! And I'm surprised at just how low they went with the shot too, not that I'm complaining;)



  73. 73

    NAKED MAN!



  74. 74

    I Love This Guy!!!! It's so nice to see a former teen actor, who people thought was washed up, make such a comeback. This is a comeback!!! He's not all stuffy and knows how to laugh at himself!!! Loves It!!!



  75. 75

    Yum!



  76. 76

    i want him.



  77. 77

    Doogie's all growed up.



  78. 78

    The Naked Man rules! I won't have to deal with that, because I'm from the "he took it out?!?" generation.



  79. 79

    i spy TIGI AFTERPARTY!
    hahaha, I work at a TIGI salon, how sad i notice these things…



  80. 80

    He looks like a 10 year old boy. Right up your alley perez.



  81. 81

    THANK U THANK U THANK U!!! i know i'm barkin up the wrong tree but he is effing HOTTTT!!!



  82. 82

    His fake tan is awful!!!!

  83. Mi-Ne says – reply to this


    83

    WOW
    why are the hot ones always gay??
    Perez, you should date him! What an awesome power couple that would be :)



  84. 84

    People need to stop talking shit about NPH.

  85. robin says – reply to this


    85

    OOOH, NAKED MAN! The "Burt Reynolds" was my personal fave!

    NPH is so hot! I actually paused the DVR while watching that scene, to have a longer look! ;)



  86. 86

    BEST SHOW/EPISODE THIS YEAR, HILARIOUS!!! the hip cuts literally took my breathe away!

  87. Johny says – reply to this


    87

    doogie yowza! lift up my skirt and take advantage!
    **lickable**